Rebirth starts from e-commerce

Chapter 343 He pretended to be there again
Back in Yangcheng, Luo Xiu found that the university class had been blown up.

A piece of appalling news was spread in the group, and the listeners were saddened and those who heard it shed tears.

Fear spread rapidly like a plague, and everyone was in danger for a while.

The brave men were the first to react and began to devote themselves to the battle.

Cowardly people can only rely on the gods, pray to gods and worship Buddha, and forward koi.

Yes, this great test of life and death, that is...

The deadline for the final submission of the graduation thesis has arrived.

If you fail, you may not be able to graduate, and you will have no face to face Jiangdong's elders.

If you pass it, you will be able to work as a bird and earn money by yourself, and you will be in charge of the financial power by yourself, and you will no longer have to humbly ask your family for money, and you can buy whatever you want.

Snacks can be eaten whenever you want, games can be played casually, no one cares when you go to bed, and the best moment in life is coming.

At least that's what they thought at the moment.

It's like before the college entrance examination, I also thought that I could play casually in college.

In "The Killer Is Not So Cold", 12-year-old Matilda asks: Is life always this difficult, or is it just childhood?

Leon replied: Always!

……

"What's so difficult about your graduation thesis? Haven't you finished writing it yet?"

Luo Xiu asked in the group.

"The duplicate check failed, and I was beaten back. I am researching how to insert some hidden characters in the middle to reduce the duplicate check rate."

"The professor said no, he called me back and asked me to modify it, but he didn't explain what's wrong, and I don't know what to change?"

"Mr. Luo, you are a person who can guarantee a graduate school casually, no one cares about your undergraduate thesis, right?"

"Mr. Luo, just give me some money, and I'll give you my thesis."

Ever since Luo Xiu opened his first Taobao store in his freshman year, some people called him Mr. Luo.

It's just that at that time everyone used the title "Mr. Luo" as a joke, and even those who opened a canteen in the dormitory were called Mr. XX.

And now Mr. Luo's title is worthy of the name.

Everyone didn't think that a rich man like him would be stumped by the paper.

Money can't solve all problems, but an ordinary graduation thesis is certainly not one of them.

"I'm also an ordinary student, and I don't have any privileges. Of course I have to write a thesis." Luo Xiu replied.

"What is the topic of your thesis, Mr. Luo? Let us refer to it."

"My writing is very ordinary, and the title is "Research on the Management Method of Pinru Group."

As a student majoring in business management, Luo Xiu's thesis absolutely meets the professional requirements.

It’s just that most people either write research and analysis such as "Research on the Survival and Development of Private Small and Medium-sized Enterprises in my country" and "Research on the Inheritance of Family Businesses".

Either write about large international companies, such as "Microsoft Corporate Culture Research Analysis", "KFC Purchasing Control and Management Analysis"... Such companies are too famous, and there are too many analysis and research reports, which can be copied and spelled online. As long as you can use the copy and paste function proficiently, you can finish a paper in no time.

It is indeed rare for Luo Xiu to study my own thesis.

"Boss Luo is amazing!"

"Boss Luo, you cheated too much on this topic."

"Which professor dares to say that your writing is wrong? If you say that your writing is wrong, let him start a company that is more profitable than Pinru."

Everyone's tone was sour.

But thinking of someone running such a big company, an undergraduate graduation thesis is really trivial.

Seeing everyone's reaction, Luo Xiu felt that he was too ostentatious, and it was better to keep a low profile.

So he replied modestly in the group: "It's nothing, my thesis was sent back by the professor."

"Really? Doesn't President Luo give you any face?"

"It turned out that not only my thesis had to be rewritten, but my mentality suddenly became balanced."

"So I'm a little better than Mr. Luo, and I passed after changing it twice."

People are so strange, seeing so many people who are better than themselves, also stuck in graduation thesis just like themselves, instantly feel that Luo Xiu is nothing more than that, similar to himself.

Some people who have passed the thesis even feel that they are stronger than Luo Xiu.

It's like some people talk about old horses: so what about the richest man?Not as tall as I am.

At this time, someone asked: "Mr. Luo, why didn't you pass your thesis?"

"The professor said that my format is wrong and I lack references, but I don't know where to find references? Do I refer to myself?"

Luo Xiu replied very distressed.

"I was wrong, I shouldn't have asked more questions."

"Damn, you pretended to be there again."

"Mr. Luo, will you let us ordinary people live?"

……

At this time, Li Shan also bubbled up in the group and said, "Brother Xiu, you were just sent back to revise, and my paper was directly rejected."

"What did you write?" someone asked.

"My topic is "Research on How Shit Presses Water". This is the greatest research achievement of my life. If it can be popularized, it is destined to benefit all mankind and become the greatest invention of the 21st century." Li Shan said nonsense solemnly. Gossip.

"Stop talking nonsense here." Luo Xiu had read his thesis, and he still wrote a research report on rice balls in a serious manner, so there must be no problem with the draft.

"Think about it, isn't the most basic problem in life just 'eating, drinking and lazing'? Our rice balls solve the problem of people eating, and if I solve the problem of shit that plagues people every day, then people will have no worries. Is there a greater study than this?"

"Mr. Li is right. Every time I poop, the water splashes on my butt, which is really uncomfortable."

"I have a way, put a piece of paper on the water before shitting, so the water won't splash up."

"I tried this method, but the paper will sink very quickly, which is not very useful unless the paper can be pulled out quickly before the paper sinks."

"I have another way..."

The appearance of Li Shan successfully diverted the discussion topic of the class.

Everyone was enthusiastically discussing how to press the water when defecating.

The girls were embarrassed to participate in the discussion, and while scolding the boys in their hearts for being vulgar, they watched the screen silently. It seems that they also have this problem.
Girls also have to shit, no matter how beautiful or ugly they are.

In the end, someone couldn't stand it any longer, and said weakly: "I'm eating, can you stop talking about this topic?"

"Okay, let's stop talking. Let me say one last thing. It's okay to splash hard. I can comfort myself that it's just tap water. I'm most afraid of splashing when I have loose stools. It will definitely splash up with feces."

"Ugh... Li Shan, I'm going to kill you."

"I suggest that the administrator kick Li Shan out of the group."

"What did Li Shan say? I've already blocked him."

"He just said that he is most afraid of splashing water when he has diarrhea, and he will definitely splash up with feces and water."

Someone repeated what Li Shan said just now, and the group was filled with vomiting expressions again.

(End of this chapter)