Celestial Master Cultivation Diary

Chapter 116 115. The Crooked Brother Li

"Then what do you think... am I wearing this...or this?"

Gollum.

Li Zhe looked at those two pairs of rippling socks, and at those long, naked legs, and realized that he couldn't play with this little girl.

Although she couldn't hide the pride and slyness in her eyes at all, but...but...

Li Zhe suddenly understood why Liu Bang was going to the Hongmen Banquet, and why the moths were going to the fire.

Fortunately, he managed to stabilize his mind in the end, although it was a little bit difficult: "It feels almost the same. In my opinion, there is no difference. There is really a misunderstanding here."

There is no difference...Looking at his calm and breezy appearance, Lin Youyou bit her lips lightly, lowered her eyes, and slantedly looked at the ground: "Then...then I will wear one each. Let you compare?..."

"...I'm going to mop the floor."

Li Zhe walked away sullenly, with a very embarrassed expression on his face.

This little girl is getting more and more playful, so she can't be left alone like this, she has to find a chance to treat her well.

"Hey, hey, hey..." Seeing his fleeing figure, the victorious little hen was very happy, put the back of his hand to his mouth and sneered, his eyes blinked until Li Zhe's back completely disappeared in the corridor Turning the corner, he burst out laughing.

After laughing, I suddenly became afraid again.

What if he suddenly said "I don't pretend, it's a showdown, I just like this", and then turned around and forced himself to wear both...

Hmm... I still have to be more cautious in the future.

Thinking about it, Lin Youyou became melancholy again. If Brother Li's liking for him is a math problem, then what percentage of it is his legs and feet...

No, I still have to snap back the crooked brother Li.

……

In the living room, Li Zhe was procrastinating, chopping, and doing housework.

Halfway through, he heard the footsteps in the corridor, and finally couldn't help but glance up, wanting to see what she was wearing in the end.

Hmm... black.

trousers.

Zhuo!What about my white and tender legs!How did it become home pants!It's still so long!
These pants are longer than Brother Jian! !

Li Zhe dragged the floor expressionlessly: "Didn't you take a shower yet, why did you change your clothes?"

"I didn't change it, I just changed a pair of pants, which is more convenient for housework, and I just took it to wash later."

Lin Youyou's eyebrows were curved, and she took a rag to help wipe the dust with a smile, she didn't know why she was so proud.

"If you're tired, take a rest. I'll wipe it later."

"I am not tired."

Hearing this, Li Zhe glanced at her, and Li Zhe was still somewhat worried: "Don't hold on, you looked like you were drained when you performed the surgery just now."

"Bah, you've just been squeezed dry."

Lin Youyou snorted, ran to pour two cups of hot water and put it on the coffee table to cool down: "By the way, Brother Li, have you told your friend about quitting the rent?"

"Nothing." After the words fell, Li Zhe thought for a while: "Let's not talk about it yet."

"Why? Don't you go back?"

"I won't go back yet."

Li Zhe straightened up, lightly hammered his waist, and leaned on the mop to explain: "Have you forgotten what Jinghua said just now? If you are too far away from Jinghai, all aspects will be greatly reduced. By then If you feel dizzy as soon as you perform the operation, don't you want to go back and find fault?"

"Then it will be fine if you don't perform surgery."

"Can you do it?"

"There's nothing that can't be done." Lin Youyou said, feeling a little unsure of herself: "Then...then there was no magic technique before, so I can live well at home."

"It's different."

Li Zhe shook his head and tried to explain the difference to her: "For example, if there are cockroaches or some weird little bugs in the house, it doesn't matter if you don't see them, but if you see them, don't take care of them." Is it safe to kill it?"

"You couldn't see monsters before, but now that you are a celestial master, you can no longer completely separate them from your life."

Xiao Nizi pursed her lips, not knowing how to refute: "Then...then we won't go back in the future? Forget about it in normal times, what should we do during the holidays...Brother Li, you don't know, the first two years You haven't come home all the time, and I can always hear my aunt talking about you when I'm on vacation."

After she said this, Li Zhe fell silent.

This Laoshizi celestial master was originally thought to be quite novel and high-ranking, but in the end, there was even a saying about a celestial master in one domain, which made it look like a feudal lord, and directly framed him here.

"This is indeed a problem. Next time you meet those two little monsters, find a chance to ask if there is a solution."

Continuing to drag the floor, Li Zhe was a little absent-minded: "But for now, you should stay in Jinghai well. It's not that we can't afford the expenses, at most, the speed of saving money is slower."

"That's your wife Ben!"

Hearing this, Li Zhe glanced at her, and Li Zhe looked strange: "Are you in a hurry?"

Lin Youyou blushed, wiped the table and counter hastily, and got into the kitchen: "What should I worry about...I'm going to cook dinner!"

Rolling his eyeballs, Li Zhe glanced at the kitchen twice, and couldn't help but smile.

……

Tuk tuk... In the kitchen, the kitchen knife was raised and lowered.

Although Lin Youyou said that it was fine, her body couldn't hold on any longer. She was dizzy when cutting vegetables, and she accidentally made a small cut.

Putting a Band-Aid on her with a straight face, Li Zhe was not angry: "Does it hurt?"

Xiao Nizi nodded pitifully, then immediately shook her head: "It doesn't hurt..."

"I've already said that I'll order takeaway today, or just go out to eat, you see, you have to make a fuss."

Holding that plain white hand, Li Zhe felt very distressed. He gently touched the band-aid with his fingertips, feeling a little helpless: "You can even ask me to help you cut it."

"I'm sorry... don't be angry, okay?"

Holding his hand and shaking it, Lin Youyou felt aggrieved like a kid who made a mistake.

"What is there to be sorry for? It wasn't my hand that cut it."

The little mouth pursed and murmured, the little girl leaned against the edge of the table and tried to explain: "Those dishes may go bad if you put them down..."

"Ugh……"

Sighing, Li Zhe stretched out his hand to hug her, and hugged her quietly for a while: "You're so stupid, Jinghua is right, you use spells randomly every day, and now you are getting more and more stupid."

"Humph."

"Okay, leave it to me, and you will teach me how to do it by the side."

Gently rubbing her head, Li Zhe let go, continued to cut the dishes, and fiddled with the bottles and cans on the table, ready to reveal his identity as a chef.

Lin Youyou stood aside, looking very worried: "Why don't I come... I'm actually fine..."

"No."

Li Zhe flatly rejected her: "Don't even think about it, let me tell you, if you continue to be disobedient and mess around, I will spank your ass."

Xiao Nizi trembled subconsciously when she heard this, her expression was dull, and she made up a blush on her face.

It's over...Brother Li is really crooked...He's getting weirder and weirder!

(End of this chapter)