Celestial Master Cultivation Diary

Chapter 20 The Brother Sleeping On My Upper Bunk
Before Li Zhe could figure out how to respond, Lin Youyou was completely awake, glared at him in embarrassment, grabbed his underwear and rushed into the bathroom.

click.

There was another very clear sound of locking the door.

Scratching his head with his fingertips, Li Zhe spoke several times, but stopped talking.

"Uh...then what."

"Are you a pervert!"

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Li Zhe coughed twice, and tried to explain to her: "I'm doing laundry, right?"

"Just take it and wander around here!"

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Li Zhe couldn't argue, the air was quiet for a while, Lin Youyou pushed open the door and walked out, the blush on his face still hadn't dissipated, and it spread all the way to the ears.

But she was very imposing, with her chin raised and her mouth pouting, her small hands on her hips, her body straightened, and she stared at Li Zhe with a pair of big eyes.

However, due to the height difference, she held her head up, like a child throwing a tantrum.

"Please explain it!"

With one hand on her hip, Lin Youyou raised her underwear generously with the other, and questioned Li Zhe.

"Cough cough..."

Looking at the lampshade dangling in front of his eyes, Li Zhe turned his gaze away and looked aside: "Didn't I just wash the clothes, and then..."

"Wait! Sit down and talk!"

Lin Youyou stretched out a finger and pointed at the sofa, and asked Li Zhe to sit down. This condescending perspective made her feel very good:

"Speak! You have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will be evidence in court!"

After being interrupted by her, Li Zhe had to reorganize his words again. After thinking for a while, he began to explain his criminal process in detail.

".Then I thought I should wash it by hand. I was just about to go to the bathroom to find a basin when I bumped into you."

It was originally a misunderstanding, although it was still a bit embarrassing, but at least it was explained.

Lin Youyou braced herself to listen to his explanation, and didn't want to get entangled in this matter for too long, so she went back to her room and took out a small cloth bag, folded her little underwear and put it in.

"If there is a special underwear bag, you can put it in the washing machine directly."

Lin Youyou explained softly, her voice was like a mosquito.

Although she tried her best to act as carefree as possible, in fact, the roots of her ears were already dripping red, and even her cheeks had a burning sensation.

Fortunately, some hair covered it up a little bit, which was embarrassing.

Li Zhe poured her a glass of water, and tried to change the subject to ease the awkward atmosphere: "Why are you awake? Get up to go to the toilet?"

"Well, it doesn't count."

Lin Youyou held the water glass in both hands, covering most of her face, gurgling to replenish water: "I can't sleep."

"Insomnia?"

Nodding, Lin Youyou pursed her lips, and there was indeed sleepiness in her brows and eyes.

"What's wrong? Emo at night?"

"No, I'm just a little scared."

"What are you afraid of? Monsters?"

"That's right, otherwise, wouldn't it be possible that some idiot would steal underwear in the middle of the night?"

The two of them gave each other a supercilious look, as speechless as they wanted to be.

"Isn't there a door god? If you don't believe in a door god, how can you not believe in money ability?"

Sighing, Lin Youyou didn't have the mood to joke with him, she tossed and turned in the room alone and couldn't sleep well no matter how hard she slept.

"Why don't I go to your room to lay the floor?"

"Pull it down." Li Zhe decisively rejected her proposal.

Not to mention how inconvenient it is for a lonely man and a widow to live in the same room, even if she is really allowed to move here, she will probably end up making the floor by herself.

"Ugh."

Lin Youyou was frowning, holding her head in worry: "If there is one"

In the middle of speaking, her eyes flickered, as if she was thinking about something, and then she clapped her little hands, the joyful energy was like a light bulb suddenly turned on in her head.

"How about we buy a bunk bed!"

".?"

Li Zhe looked at her with the eyes of a fool, not understanding why she could say such stupid words.

"We are at home, why should we make it look like a dormitory?"

"How nice, how safe it is! Both of us have a bed to sleep in, so we won't be embarrassed. When monsters come, we can have someone to take care of us, and we can save space and have an empty room!"

Seeing Li Zhe's speechless face, Lin Youyou raised her eyebrows: "What? You don't want to be my brother who sleeps on the upper bunk?"

"I don't want to." Li Zhe expressed his heart tired.

"Then I will sleep on the upper bunk, and you will be my brother who sleeps on the lower bunk."

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Is this really a bunk issue? !

"Hey, look." Pulling Lin Youyou to the corridor, Li Zhe pointed to the doors of the two bedrooms and said:

"There is only such a short distance between our two rooms. It takes less than ten seconds to walk back and forth. If you really meet a monster, give a howl and I will definitely be there."

"But wouldn't it be more convenient to bunk and bunk?"

Letting Li Zhe speak out, Lin Youyou still felt that her proposal was more perfect. Seeing this, Li Zhe could only persuade her from another angle: "Men and women are different."

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Lin Youyou looked at him sideways: "Why, we have been brothers for so many years, do you still have evil thoughts about me?"

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If it had been a few years ago, Li Zhe would have responded decisively and disdainfully: I have evil thoughts about you.

But at this moment, Lin Youyou was standing in front of him wearing a thin nightdress. He looked at the lips that had just been soaked in warm water, the fair neck and clearly visible collarbone, and the slender and shapely legs under the skirt...

The strong sense of disobedience made him a little speechless.

Something's wrong, something's wrong, I'm just greedy for her body, I'm mean.

Seeing him in a daze, Lin Youyou yawned, her body bent into an astonishing curve: "Forget it, I'm sleepy, let's talk about it tomorrow."

After all, she raised her hair, turned her head and ran back to her room, leaving Li Zhe standing alone, feeling relieved.

He sat back on the sofa, quietly watching the washing machine tumbling and roaring, his drowsiness was completely dispelled, and his thoughts were also messed up.

Second bedroom.

Lin Youyou ran back to the room, kicked the slippers, and threw herself on the bed, rolling over and over while clutching the quilt.

It was a sleepless night for both of them.

The next day, Li Zhe was awakened by an earth-shattering scream.

Rubbing his eyes in a daze, being woken up early in the morning, Li expressed his dissatisfaction, and glared at his bedroom door with a strong sense of getting up.

It was as if the murderous look in his eyes could pass through the hall like a sharp sword, sealing his throat with blood.

"What's the name of the ghost?"

After Lin Youyou screamed, she was quiet for a few seconds, and then immediately there was an even more miserable scream, filled with infinite horror.

Hearing the sound of footsteps approaching with crying voices, the sleeper lifted the quilt, turned over and rushed towards the living room without even wearing slippers.

The confusion in his eyes was fading rapidly, and when Li Zhe opened the bedroom door, he was completely awake.

He frowned, looking at the staggering Lin Youyou: "What's wrong?"

Xiaoyou Lihua rushed over with rain, and then hid behind him crying, talking intermittently, obviously she was quite frightened.

"The living room. There are monsters in the living room."

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