Celestial Master Cultivation Diary
Chapter 21 Meow? ~
Chapter 21 Meow? ~
"Another monster?"
After comforting her for a while, Li Zhe retrieved his ancestral slippers and moved towards the living room little by little.
Then from a distance, I saw a lump of yellow and not rubbish thing constantly twitching on the ground.
Squinting his eyes for a look, Li Zhe was taken aback for a moment, wondering if he had read it wrong, rubbed it, and looked again, even more confused.
The fear in his heart was gradually fading, and turned into full of inconceivability. Li Zhe boldly leaned over and took a closer look.
A black bird.
To be exact, it was a strange crow with six eyes.
To be more precise, it was a six-eyed crow firmly trapped by more than a dozen talismans.
There is a faint white light flickering on the yellow paper talisman, flowing quietly along the lines on it, which is very mysterious.
After observing for a while, seeing that the crow seemed to be really bound and unable to move for a while, Li Zhe stretched out a hand and slowly leaned over.
Then gently, gently peel off one of the sheets.
The light on the talisman dimmed the moment it left the Six-Eyed Crow, and the lines on it were blurred and some were missing.
Although it can't see its original appearance, the only thing Li Zhe can be sure of is that it was definitely not painted by him.
"Did you draw this?"
Bring the talisman to Lin Youyou and ask her to identify it. With Li Zhe by her side, Xiaoyou has calmed down a little bit now, nodding with her nose sniffling, her nasal voice still carrying a strong crying voice: "Yeah."
Li Zhe was upset by her crying, he really had nothing to do with such crying girls.
"All right, all right, don't cry, there is nothing to be afraid of, isn't it just a little bird, make a fuss."
As soon as the words fell, the crow suddenly struggled violently, frightened Li Zhe with a few words of national essence, dragged Lin Youyou and ran back.
The crow twitched on the spot and then fell silent, nothing happened.
"."
"."
After coughing twice, Li Zhe just wanted to get up and go back, but Lin Youyou tugged at the hem of his clothes, with a coy expression:
"That. Brother Li"
"Don't stop me, I'm going to kill it right away."
"no."
Turning to look at her, Li Zhe frowned: "You don't believe me? I can kill it with one kick."
"Why don't you... put on some pants first."
Xiaoyou's voice became softer and softer, and she turned her head while talking, her hands were tangled together and she couldn't figure it out.
Li Zhe looked down and blushed for a moment, extremely embarrassed.
Zhuo, it's so embarrassing, it's early in the morning.
Pulling down the T-shirt, Li Zhe went back to the bedroom as if nothing had happened, put on a random pair of pants, and walked out again.
Once again squatting next to the crow, Xiaoyou hesitated for a long time because of fear, but she was still reluctant to get too close, but in the end she was dragged by Li Zhe forcefully.
"Look, are these talismans drawn by you?"
Lin Youyou hugged Li Zhe's arm eagerly, and looked reluctantly, her eyes flicked over the talismans.
After a while, she nodded honestly: "Yeah."
Li Zhe touched his chin, took a deep breath and let it out slowly, a little confused: "Why is this?"
"Have you ever drawn a talisman before?"
"No."
"Really not?"
Sensing Li Zhe's oppressive gaze, Lin Youyou pursed her mouth a little aggrieved: "I really didn't. Last night was my first time."
Seeing that she didn't seem to be lying, Li Zhe didn't continue to press the question before he recovered from the shock just now, but just pondered for himself.
Last night, Lin Youyou didn't draw a few talismans in total. Looking at the amount of sticking on the crow's body, he reckoned that all of them were glued on. The success rate is too high?
What's more. This talisman is really just a random screenshot of him. Could it really work?
He didn't quite believe it himself.
But the fact seems to be the case, it is so genuine, it is beyond doubt.
Where is the problem.
"When did you see this crow?"
"Just this morning, I saw it as soon as I came here, and then you came."
"Is it like this when you get up together?"
Li Zhe looked suspicious, while Lin Youyou looked firm: "Yes!"
"Too unreasonable."
Li Zhe carefully sorted out his thoughts: "According to what you said, how coincidental is that? I searched the Internet casually, and I just found the correct talisman, and you drew it all correctly, and then the black bird got into it by itself." You put it in the pile of talismans, and you are still rolling in it, and the talisman you drew just happened to work again, so it is trapped here."
"Do you think it's reasonable?"
Lin Youyou shook her head aggrieved.
"That's right, I also think it's very unreasonable, so there is only one truth." Li Zhe looked at her and said word by word, "Are you a real demon master?"
Standing on the spot with her head bowed, Xiaoyou clutched the corner of her clothes tightly, unable to argue, there was steam brewing in her eyes, and she would cry at any moment: "I'm really not..."
Originally, he wanted to continue asking, but when Li Zhe saw those big watery eyes, he felt a sudden pain in his head. He gritted his teeth, waved his hands and said:
"Okay, okay, you are not, you are not, then let's study it carefully."
The two of them pondered around the black bird again, researched and studied, but did not come up with any results. In the end, Li Zhe made a move and threw it into the corner of the balcony, intending to let it fend for itself.
By the way, ask Lin Youyou to draw more talismans, and paste one on it from time to time, with unlimited refills, just in case.
After half a day, the black bird has become a small mummy, with layers of talismans on its body, thicker than the ancestral watermark.
After giving the crow another subsidy, Li Zhe returned to the living room and found Lin Youyou nestled on the sofa, holding a tablet and not knowing what he was drawing.
He leaned over and took a look, and found that the black feathers and tiny claws were nothing but the six-eyed crow just now.
"Why are you drawing this?"
"It's boring to draw, it's a monster!"
Lin Youyou put down the tablet, sat on a duck beside her, and bared her teeth and claws: "The monsters drawn by others are all based on imagination, but I am a real monster, much more powerful than them."
"But real monsters are ugly."
"What do monsters want to be so beautiful?"
"The monsters are all good-looking now, okay?"
As soon as Li Zhe mentioned this, he became excited, like the water of the Yellow River: "Nowadays, the female monsters are all fair-skinned, beautiful, long-legged, and furry."
Sensing Lin Youyou's gradually wrong eyes, Li Zhe stopped his mouth in time.
"It turns out that you take this bite. Brother Li."
Lin Youyou looked at him meaningfully, with a strange expression.
"Don't be bloody, I'm just introducing you to the current market trend."
"What wind direction? Is that so?"
Lin Youyou knelt down gently, looked at Li Zhe flickeringly, clenched her hands into small fists like a beckoning cat, and bent slightly:
"Meow~?"
Boom!
The thunder on the ground exploded in Li Zhe's heart, splitting him completely.
Although she doesn't have furry cat ears, nor a collar and a small tail, but her big harmless eyes, and that crisp 'meow~', just like a real cat girl, gave Li Zhe a heartache Scratching was unbearably itchy.
Seeing that he was frozen in place without any movement, Lin Youyou couldn't help but tilted his head again: "Meow?"
Boom!Boom boom boom!
(End of this chapter)
"Another monster?"
After comforting her for a while, Li Zhe retrieved his ancestral slippers and moved towards the living room little by little.
Then from a distance, I saw a lump of yellow and not rubbish thing constantly twitching on the ground.
Squinting his eyes for a look, Li Zhe was taken aback for a moment, wondering if he had read it wrong, rubbed it, and looked again, even more confused.
The fear in his heart was gradually fading, and turned into full of inconceivability. Li Zhe boldly leaned over and took a closer look.
A black bird.
To be exact, it was a strange crow with six eyes.
To be more precise, it was a six-eyed crow firmly trapped by more than a dozen talismans.
There is a faint white light flickering on the yellow paper talisman, flowing quietly along the lines on it, which is very mysterious.
After observing for a while, seeing that the crow seemed to be really bound and unable to move for a while, Li Zhe stretched out a hand and slowly leaned over.
Then gently, gently peel off one of the sheets.
The light on the talisman dimmed the moment it left the Six-Eyed Crow, and the lines on it were blurred and some were missing.
Although it can't see its original appearance, the only thing Li Zhe can be sure of is that it was definitely not painted by him.
"Did you draw this?"
Bring the talisman to Lin Youyou and ask her to identify it. With Li Zhe by her side, Xiaoyou has calmed down a little bit now, nodding with her nose sniffling, her nasal voice still carrying a strong crying voice: "Yeah."
Li Zhe was upset by her crying, he really had nothing to do with such crying girls.
"All right, all right, don't cry, there is nothing to be afraid of, isn't it just a little bird, make a fuss."
As soon as the words fell, the crow suddenly struggled violently, frightened Li Zhe with a few words of national essence, dragged Lin Youyou and ran back.
The crow twitched on the spot and then fell silent, nothing happened.
"."
"."
After coughing twice, Li Zhe just wanted to get up and go back, but Lin Youyou tugged at the hem of his clothes, with a coy expression:
"That. Brother Li"
"Don't stop me, I'm going to kill it right away."
"no."
Turning to look at her, Li Zhe frowned: "You don't believe me? I can kill it with one kick."
"Why don't you... put on some pants first."
Xiaoyou's voice became softer and softer, and she turned her head while talking, her hands were tangled together and she couldn't figure it out.
Li Zhe looked down and blushed for a moment, extremely embarrassed.
Zhuo, it's so embarrassing, it's early in the morning.
Pulling down the T-shirt, Li Zhe went back to the bedroom as if nothing had happened, put on a random pair of pants, and walked out again.
Once again squatting next to the crow, Xiaoyou hesitated for a long time because of fear, but she was still reluctant to get too close, but in the end she was dragged by Li Zhe forcefully.
"Look, are these talismans drawn by you?"
Lin Youyou hugged Li Zhe's arm eagerly, and looked reluctantly, her eyes flicked over the talismans.
After a while, she nodded honestly: "Yeah."
Li Zhe touched his chin, took a deep breath and let it out slowly, a little confused: "Why is this?"
"Have you ever drawn a talisman before?"
"No."
"Really not?"
Sensing Li Zhe's oppressive gaze, Lin Youyou pursed her mouth a little aggrieved: "I really didn't. Last night was my first time."
Seeing that she didn't seem to be lying, Li Zhe didn't continue to press the question before he recovered from the shock just now, but just pondered for himself.
Last night, Lin Youyou didn't draw a few talismans in total. Looking at the amount of sticking on the crow's body, he reckoned that all of them were glued on. The success rate is too high?
What's more. This talisman is really just a random screenshot of him. Could it really work?
He didn't quite believe it himself.
But the fact seems to be the case, it is so genuine, it is beyond doubt.
Where is the problem.
"When did you see this crow?"
"Just this morning, I saw it as soon as I came here, and then you came."
"Is it like this when you get up together?"
Li Zhe looked suspicious, while Lin Youyou looked firm: "Yes!"
"Too unreasonable."
Li Zhe carefully sorted out his thoughts: "According to what you said, how coincidental is that? I searched the Internet casually, and I just found the correct talisman, and you drew it all correctly, and then the black bird got into it by itself." You put it in the pile of talismans, and you are still rolling in it, and the talisman you drew just happened to work again, so it is trapped here."
"Do you think it's reasonable?"
Lin Youyou shook her head aggrieved.
"That's right, I also think it's very unreasonable, so there is only one truth." Li Zhe looked at her and said word by word, "Are you a real demon master?"
Standing on the spot with her head bowed, Xiaoyou clutched the corner of her clothes tightly, unable to argue, there was steam brewing in her eyes, and she would cry at any moment: "I'm really not..."
Originally, he wanted to continue asking, but when Li Zhe saw those big watery eyes, he felt a sudden pain in his head. He gritted his teeth, waved his hands and said:
"Okay, okay, you are not, you are not, then let's study it carefully."
The two of them pondered around the black bird again, researched and studied, but did not come up with any results. In the end, Li Zhe made a move and threw it into the corner of the balcony, intending to let it fend for itself.
By the way, ask Lin Youyou to draw more talismans, and paste one on it from time to time, with unlimited refills, just in case.
After half a day, the black bird has become a small mummy, with layers of talismans on its body, thicker than the ancestral watermark.
After giving the crow another subsidy, Li Zhe returned to the living room and found Lin Youyou nestled on the sofa, holding a tablet and not knowing what he was drawing.
He leaned over and took a look, and found that the black feathers and tiny claws were nothing but the six-eyed crow just now.
"Why are you drawing this?"
"It's boring to draw, it's a monster!"
Lin Youyou put down the tablet, sat on a duck beside her, and bared her teeth and claws: "The monsters drawn by others are all based on imagination, but I am a real monster, much more powerful than them."
"But real monsters are ugly."
"What do monsters want to be so beautiful?"
"The monsters are all good-looking now, okay?"
As soon as Li Zhe mentioned this, he became excited, like the water of the Yellow River: "Nowadays, the female monsters are all fair-skinned, beautiful, long-legged, and furry."
Sensing Lin Youyou's gradually wrong eyes, Li Zhe stopped his mouth in time.
"It turns out that you take this bite. Brother Li."
Lin Youyou looked at him meaningfully, with a strange expression.
"Don't be bloody, I'm just introducing you to the current market trend."
"What wind direction? Is that so?"
Lin Youyou knelt down gently, looked at Li Zhe flickeringly, clenched her hands into small fists like a beckoning cat, and bent slightly:
"Meow~?"
Boom!
The thunder on the ground exploded in Li Zhe's heart, splitting him completely.
Although she doesn't have furry cat ears, nor a collar and a small tail, but her big harmless eyes, and that crisp 'meow~', just like a real cat girl, gave Li Zhe a heartache Scratching was unbearably itchy.
Seeing that he was frozen in place without any movement, Lin Youyou couldn't help but tilted his head again: "Meow?"
Boom!Boom boom boom!
(End of this chapter)
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