Celestial Master Cultivation Diary
Chapter 3 "It"
Chapter 3 "It" (seek to read favorite comments)
"Ding!~"
On the 9th floor, the silver-white elevator door opened slowly, and the first house on the right was Li Zhe's den.
Although the sparrow is small, it has all internal organs, and Li Zhe had just cleaned it up not long ago, so it looks clean and tidy at first glance.
Lin Youyou looked around for a while, and was soon attracted by the figures on the table.
They are standing or kneeling, their breasts and thighs are all in their eyes, their fragrant shoulders are half exposed, and their eyebrows are expressive.
"Ahem." Carelessly
"Brother Li has a lot of harem?"
"It's called art appreciation, what do you know?"
Li Zhemo walked forward without making a sound, and temporarily put away his wives.
Lin Youyou teased a few words, then lay down on the sofa, took out her mobile phone and continued to look at the listing information, after Li Zhe finished hiding her beauty, she tossed the courier bag, which contained some daily necessities delivered by the same city.
"Put on the slippers, it's not too cold to run barefoot."
Taking out the newly bought slippers and throwing them away, Li Zhe continued to search for other items with his head down.
Lin Youyou groaned and unpacked the slippers: "I'm wearing socks, so I'm not barefoot. By the way, how much is your rent?"
"Two thousand six two thousand six! This is the fifth time you have asked me today!"
After all these years, still as stupid as ever.
"Oh, that's it." Looking across the screen, Lin Youyou murmured, "It's so expensive."
He scalded the newly purchased mouthwash cup and water cup with hot water, and then put them next to his own cup: "Your cup is pink, don't confuse it."
"What do you think of this? Two bedrooms and one living room, five thousand and five thousand five thousand. It seems to be an old house in the urban area. Everything else is so expensive."
"You can send me a screenshot." Li Zhe was still packing up, while introducing the layout of the house to Xiaoyou: "The glass for drinking water is here. If you want a mug, there is a new one in the second cabinet. take."
"This one seems to be good too, but the area is smaller."
After talking like this for a while, they finally tuned back to the same conversation channel during dinner time.
Li Zhe directly ordered a hamburger set meal, which was full of calorie bombs, while Lin Youyou ordered a lighter one, claiming that she usually doesn't eat much at night.
However, when the smell of fried chicken and salad dressing wafted around the room, those pitiful big eyes finally snatched a piece of plain chicken away from Li Zhe.
After the meal, Lin Youyou was still picking out a house with her mobile phone in her hand, while Li Zhe sat beside her and peeled oranges:
"Actually, they're pretty much the same. Just pick a few that you think are good and write them down. We'll go and see them one by one tomorrow. If you're satisfied, move in as soon as possible. Isn't it just a few days before you officially start working?"
"How can you be so random about where you live? Of course, you have to choose the most desirable one."
"Then you choose." Pushing the remaining half of the oranges over, Li Zhe stood up and stretched: "I'm going to get ready for work."
"Work at night?" Lin Youyou raised her head after hearing the words, and turned her eyes away. She still doesn't know what Li Zhe's job is.
Seeing Li Zhe turn on the computer, she hurriedly walked over with small steps, and took a closer look, it was a half-written chapter.
"You write novels?"
"Pick your house and don't bother me." Hiding the interface, Li Zhe raised his hand to push people away.
As a low-level harem writer, it is a bit embarrassing for these things to be seen by acquaintances.
"Why is it turned off? Open it quickly, I love to read it. By the way, is your writing good?"
"."
"Take brother as an outsider, right?"
"."
After all her hard work, Li Zhe was defeated in the end, so he had no choice but to type in her attention, but he couldn't type a complete sentence for a long time:
"No, please go away, I can't write while you stand here, I won't have time to update."
"That's all right, I'm going to take a shower." Rubbing her shoulders, Lin Youyou tactfully left Li Zhe's work area and rummaged through the suitcase for clothes.
She didn't bring her pajamas, so she planned to make do with a loose T-shirt first.
The bathroom is the only separate and independent area in this one-bedroom room. In addition, Li Zhe specially installed a shower curtain in the afternoon as a double guarantee.
Although it was blocked by a wall, the sound insulation in the bathroom was quite mediocre. Lin Youyou hadn't turned on the exhaust, and the sound of dripping water seemed to fall directly on Li Zhe's heart, making him uneasy.
With the crackling sound of the keyboard, Li Zhe typed out a leave request very skillfully, and stored it in the draft box.
At the same time, a horrifying scream suddenly sounded in the bathroom, as if he had been frightened by something unusual.
"what!!!"
Turning his head, while Li Zhe was still hesitating, he screamed one after another with crying voice: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
There seemed to be vague syllables in the middle, but Li Zhe really couldn't hear what she was shouting, so he walked over and knocked on the door lightly: "What's wrong? Is there Xiaoqiang?"
This weather is exactly the season for Jing Haiqiang's comeback.
They go to heaven and earth, they are tenacious, they walk through the shadows and crevices, and even fly to your face.
In short, very bad luck.
"I don't know! What is this thing?"
Lin Youyou's voice was trembling, Li Zhe was a little confused about the situation in the bathroom, so he put his hand on the doorknob: "I came in?"
There was no response from inside, Li Zhe counted silently for more than ten seconds in his heart, and pushed the door open.
The shower curtain was half drawn, and the shower area was empty. There were three or two pieces of clothing scattered on the floor, which had not been completely removed.
Lin Youyou leaned tightly against the wall, just took off her sweater, and was looking at the corner of the wall in horror.
Li Zhe moved his gaze to the opposite side along her fingertips, but saw nothing.
"what happened?"
"Look there!"
Li Zhe looked confused, Lin Youyou pointed to the corner of the bathroom again, but Li Zhe was even more confused.
"What's wrong there? There's nothing there."
"How could it be, it's clearly there!"
Maybe it was because Li Zhe was more courageous by his side, Lin Youyou had gradually calmed down, but her expression was still a little excited.
Li Zhe frowned and looked again and again, but still couldn't see any difference in the bathroom in front of him: "Isn't today April Fool's Day?"
"What April Fool's Day!"
Fearful and anxious, Lin Youyou pulled Li Zhe over, hid behind him and pointed forward: "It's right there! Are you blind?!"
Gollum.
The Adam's apple rolled, Li Zhe swallowed, a little dazed.
Just a moment ago, he seemed to see a black shadow flashing away in the corner of the bathroom.
Seeing him distracted, Lin Youyou was full of anxiety: "Haven't you seen it yet? It seems to be looking at us!"
After finishing speaking, she shrank back to Li Zhe's back again, hiding her whole body, with only half of her head protruding out, and her hand pointing forward.
The soft touch touched his back, Li Zhe trembled slightly, and his figure seemed a little stiff.
At the same time, he finally saw clearly the "it" in Lin Youyou's mouth.
(End of this chapter)
"Ding!~"
On the 9th floor, the silver-white elevator door opened slowly, and the first house on the right was Li Zhe's den.
Although the sparrow is small, it has all internal organs, and Li Zhe had just cleaned it up not long ago, so it looks clean and tidy at first glance.
Lin Youyou looked around for a while, and was soon attracted by the figures on the table.
They are standing or kneeling, their breasts and thighs are all in their eyes, their fragrant shoulders are half exposed, and their eyebrows are expressive.
"Ahem." Carelessly
"Brother Li has a lot of harem?"
"It's called art appreciation, what do you know?"
Li Zhemo walked forward without making a sound, and temporarily put away his wives.
Lin Youyou teased a few words, then lay down on the sofa, took out her mobile phone and continued to look at the listing information, after Li Zhe finished hiding her beauty, she tossed the courier bag, which contained some daily necessities delivered by the same city.
"Put on the slippers, it's not too cold to run barefoot."
Taking out the newly bought slippers and throwing them away, Li Zhe continued to search for other items with his head down.
Lin Youyou groaned and unpacked the slippers: "I'm wearing socks, so I'm not barefoot. By the way, how much is your rent?"
"Two thousand six two thousand six! This is the fifth time you have asked me today!"
After all these years, still as stupid as ever.
"Oh, that's it." Looking across the screen, Lin Youyou murmured, "It's so expensive."
He scalded the newly purchased mouthwash cup and water cup with hot water, and then put them next to his own cup: "Your cup is pink, don't confuse it."
"What do you think of this? Two bedrooms and one living room, five thousand and five thousand five thousand. It seems to be an old house in the urban area. Everything else is so expensive."
"You can send me a screenshot." Li Zhe was still packing up, while introducing the layout of the house to Xiaoyou: "The glass for drinking water is here. If you want a mug, there is a new one in the second cabinet. take."
"This one seems to be good too, but the area is smaller."
After talking like this for a while, they finally tuned back to the same conversation channel during dinner time.
Li Zhe directly ordered a hamburger set meal, which was full of calorie bombs, while Lin Youyou ordered a lighter one, claiming that she usually doesn't eat much at night.
However, when the smell of fried chicken and salad dressing wafted around the room, those pitiful big eyes finally snatched a piece of plain chicken away from Li Zhe.
After the meal, Lin Youyou was still picking out a house with her mobile phone in her hand, while Li Zhe sat beside her and peeled oranges:
"Actually, they're pretty much the same. Just pick a few that you think are good and write them down. We'll go and see them one by one tomorrow. If you're satisfied, move in as soon as possible. Isn't it just a few days before you officially start working?"
"How can you be so random about where you live? Of course, you have to choose the most desirable one."
"Then you choose." Pushing the remaining half of the oranges over, Li Zhe stood up and stretched: "I'm going to get ready for work."
"Work at night?" Lin Youyou raised her head after hearing the words, and turned her eyes away. She still doesn't know what Li Zhe's job is.
Seeing Li Zhe turn on the computer, she hurriedly walked over with small steps, and took a closer look, it was a half-written chapter.
"You write novels?"
"Pick your house and don't bother me." Hiding the interface, Li Zhe raised his hand to push people away.
As a low-level harem writer, it is a bit embarrassing for these things to be seen by acquaintances.
"Why is it turned off? Open it quickly, I love to read it. By the way, is your writing good?"
"."
"Take brother as an outsider, right?"
"."
After all her hard work, Li Zhe was defeated in the end, so he had no choice but to type in her attention, but he couldn't type a complete sentence for a long time:
"No, please go away, I can't write while you stand here, I won't have time to update."
"That's all right, I'm going to take a shower." Rubbing her shoulders, Lin Youyou tactfully left Li Zhe's work area and rummaged through the suitcase for clothes.
She didn't bring her pajamas, so she planned to make do with a loose T-shirt first.
The bathroom is the only separate and independent area in this one-bedroom room. In addition, Li Zhe specially installed a shower curtain in the afternoon as a double guarantee.
Although it was blocked by a wall, the sound insulation in the bathroom was quite mediocre. Lin Youyou hadn't turned on the exhaust, and the sound of dripping water seemed to fall directly on Li Zhe's heart, making him uneasy.
With the crackling sound of the keyboard, Li Zhe typed out a leave request very skillfully, and stored it in the draft box.
At the same time, a horrifying scream suddenly sounded in the bathroom, as if he had been frightened by something unusual.
"what!!!"
Turning his head, while Li Zhe was still hesitating, he screamed one after another with crying voice: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
There seemed to be vague syllables in the middle, but Li Zhe really couldn't hear what she was shouting, so he walked over and knocked on the door lightly: "What's wrong? Is there Xiaoqiang?"
This weather is exactly the season for Jing Haiqiang's comeback.
They go to heaven and earth, they are tenacious, they walk through the shadows and crevices, and even fly to your face.
In short, very bad luck.
"I don't know! What is this thing?"
Lin Youyou's voice was trembling, Li Zhe was a little confused about the situation in the bathroom, so he put his hand on the doorknob: "I came in?"
There was no response from inside, Li Zhe counted silently for more than ten seconds in his heart, and pushed the door open.
The shower curtain was half drawn, and the shower area was empty. There were three or two pieces of clothing scattered on the floor, which had not been completely removed.
Lin Youyou leaned tightly against the wall, just took off her sweater, and was looking at the corner of the wall in horror.
Li Zhe moved his gaze to the opposite side along her fingertips, but saw nothing.
"what happened?"
"Look there!"
Li Zhe looked confused, Lin Youyou pointed to the corner of the bathroom again, but Li Zhe was even more confused.
"What's wrong there? There's nothing there."
"How could it be, it's clearly there!"
Maybe it was because Li Zhe was more courageous by his side, Lin Youyou had gradually calmed down, but her expression was still a little excited.
Li Zhe frowned and looked again and again, but still couldn't see any difference in the bathroom in front of him: "Isn't today April Fool's Day?"
"What April Fool's Day!"
Fearful and anxious, Lin Youyou pulled Li Zhe over, hid behind him and pointed forward: "It's right there! Are you blind?!"
Gollum.
The Adam's apple rolled, Li Zhe swallowed, a little dazed.
Just a moment ago, he seemed to see a black shadow flashing away in the corner of the bathroom.
Seeing him distracted, Lin Youyou was full of anxiety: "Haven't you seen it yet? It seems to be looking at us!"
After finishing speaking, she shrank back to Li Zhe's back again, hiding her whole body, with only half of her head protruding out, and her hand pointing forward.
The soft touch touched his back, Li Zhe trembled slightly, and his figure seemed a little stiff.
At the same time, he finally saw clearly the "it" in Lin Youyou's mouth.
(End of this chapter)
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