Celestial Master Cultivation Diary

Chapter 4 Another Price

In the corner of the small and damp bathroom, a strange species less than half a meter was confronting Li Zhe.

It has a stooped body, no eyes and nose, only a big black mouth, its body is hidden under the taupe rags, its body and limbs cannot be seen.

The monster was already terrifying, but it was even more strange to be motionless at this time. The two sides were facing each other, only the shower that was left on the ground was still clamoring.

As a senior otaku, Li Zhe thinks that his receptivity is already at an extremely high level, but he still looks a little embarrassed when he looks at this scene:
"What do you see?"

"It's that big mouth! It's as black as a ball!"

Lin Youyou almost thought of what to say, and described what she saw in scattered words, like a jigsaw puzzle, slowly pieced together the complete appearance of the monster.

The more Li Zhe listened, the more frightened he became.

Exactly the same, the monsters they saw were exactly the same.

This can only show one thing - all this is not an illusion!

Li Zhe didn't believe that the two of them could have the same hallucination at the same time.

"What to do! Why is your house still haunted?"

Lin Youyou's calf trembled, and her voice was already crying. The sense of security brought by Li Zhe quickly faded in fear.

"Don't make noise, why are you panicking, it's not like you don't have masters."

Li Zhe stared at the monster in front of him intently, and said boldly, "I secretly learned the art of exorcism when I was a child."

"Then get rid of it!"

Lin Youyou, who was in a panic, didn't think about the authenticity of Li Zhe's words at all. Immediately afterwards, he saw Li Zhe's hands making a formula, and he muttered something:
"Ghosts, goblins, go away, goblins, goblins, go away"

Lin Youyou hurriedly stretched out her little hand to follow him, and echoed, "Leave quickly!"

After a while, her little head seemed to wake up suddenly: "Brother Li, does this really work for you?"

"You have to trust Dad."

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Believe in the old man, I might as well believe in the light, Lin Youyou cursed in her heart, planning to drag Li Zhe out of the bathroom quietly while the monster was not paying attention.

However, at this moment, the monster with the big mouth that had been standing still for a long time suddenly moved, opening and closing its mouth, as if it was eating air.

The gray-brown rag cloak fluttered slightly, and Li Zhe's hair stood on end in an instant, his voice raised an octave subconsciously, and he shouted boldly:

"Bold!! Wealthy, strong, democratic, civilized and harmonious!!"

Under his sonic attack, the monster with a big mouth floated back, and then slowly sank into the wall without a trace.

Li Zhe's chest rose and fell, panting heavily, still scanning his surroundings vigilantly, not daring to take it lightly.

Lin Youyou had already closed her eyes tightly, hid behind Li Zhe, covered her ears, shook her head and muttered:
"Help, don't come here, I don't eat well, woo woo woo TnT"

After Li Zhe patted her on the shoulder lightly, Lin Youyou instantly turned into a furry cat, and the screams resounded throughout the bathroom, so frightened that Li Zhe quickly covered her mouth.

If she continued to yell like this, the police would have to be called over.

After reassuring Lin Youyou, Li Zhe repeatedly confirmed that the danger was gone, and then stepped forward to turn off the shower faucet. Looking at the mess on the ground, he still couldn't calm down.

Although Lin Youyou stopped screaming, she still looked fragile and in shock, which made people feel an inexplicable desire for protection.

However, Li Zhe didn't care at all.

At this moment, he was crouching in front of the corner where the monster with a big mouth disappeared, knocking and touching it, unable to figure out how it left.

"How did it appear?"

"I don't know either. I didn't have it before. After putting cold water on it, I can see it when I lift the curtain."

Lin Youyou seemed reluctant to recall that scene, and said with fear in her words: "Is your house haunted?"

"This"

Scratching his head, Li Zhe didn't know how to answer. He has been in a daze until now. The monster with the big mouth left no trace after leaving. The whole thing was like a dream, and he couldn't tell the truth from the fake.

Before that, he had never believed in any superstitions, but the scene just now was really mysterious.

Anyway, it's over.

I don't know if it's a psychological effect, Li Zhe always feels that the bathroom is a bit spooky, and it's better to find a new house and move out quickly.

"Okay, then you can continue to wash, and call me if you need something."

"No! I'm afraid."

"Then you pack up and go to bed, it's safe in the bed."

As he said that, he wanted to push the door and leave, but was grabbed by Lin Youyou and stopped him: "But I haven't taken a shower yet!"

"Then what should I do? Do you want me to wash it for you? Brother, you have to pay another price for taking a bath."

Li Zhe glanced at her and frowned. He is still in a hurry to finish the draft. If the brothers don't see the update in a while, can you bear the responsibility?
"Are you a pervert!"

Hearing that he wanted to take a bath for herself, Lin Youyou blushed, and pinched Li Zhe's arm fiercely, causing him to grin his teeth in pain:
"Don't go out, just stay here and watch for me, I will try to wash as soon as possible."

"???"

Li Zhe looked puzzled, but Lin Youyou didn't care so much, turned around and pulled the shower curtain between the two of them: "No peeking!"

"???"

The warm light cast shadows on the shower curtain, like a shadow puppet show. Li Zhe waited and watched for a while with an attitude of art appreciation, and several website names popped up in his mind one after another.

The little hand quietly poked out from the edge of the shower curtain, and threw a ball of clothes on the ground without a trace, wrapped tightly with a T-shirt, but it still fell apart after landing.

Hmm...milk white and milk white, it seems to be a whole set.

The figure in front of him swayed, followed by the sound of pattering water, and in the mist, Li Zhe felt that his body temperature was also rising rapidly.

Unable to watch any more, Li Zhe turned to face the wall, looking at his nose and heart, carefully thinking about the plot to be written later, but there was a shadow on the shower curtain, lingering in his mind, like a demon in his mind.

After all, the speed of the key is still affected.

……

I don't know how long it has passed, it may only be a few minutes, or it may be longer, anyway, to Li Zhe, it seems like a whole century has passed.

The sound of water gradually subsided, and in the quiet bathroom, Li Zhe could vaguely hear the sparse sound of wiping his body, as well as his own increasingly heavy snort.

Footsteps sounded behind him. The bathroom was already small. Now that Lin Youyou leaned over, Li Zhe felt that his breath was filled with the fragrance of shower gel.

Lin Youyou was like an orchid: "Don't turn around."

"What else are you going to do?"

"Wipe body lotion."

Li Zhe doesn't know what body lotion is, but it's not important, and it doesn't prevent him from imagining the scene behind him.

At this time, he really wanted to remind: "Brother, do you know that you are actually a woman?"

Fortunately, Lin Youyou moved very quickly this time. By the time Li Zhe turned her head, she had already sealed her figure with an extremely loose T-shirt.

"Brother Li, blow my head off for me."

Looking at the wet long hair in the mirror, Lin Youyou thought about it, but Li Zhe was also unceremonious: "Do I have no hands?"

"It's inconvenient to blow it by yourself, it's troublesome to have long hair, Brother Li ヾ(`o)ヾ"

Li Zhe didn't like her, turned his head and prepared to leave, intending to go to the window to get some air, Lin Youyou saw that acting like a baby was not easy, so she immediately changed her tactics:
"What about sticking knives in both sides of the brother?"

"I really want to give you two knives."

Saying so, Li Zhe finally took over the hair dryer, fiddling with his waist-length hair a little strangely:

"Let's talk about it first, it's okay to let my buddies blow their hair, but that's another price."

"I'll treat you to hot pot tomorrow."

"Brother, do you think it's okay to play like this?"

(End of this chapter)