Bai Gui Ye Xing

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Although these wives are strict with each other and say that they love their daughter-in-law righteously every time, but looking at Xu Dian's virtue, he almost confessed to her family's grandmother.

Although there was so much nonsense before, I was the one who blamed Xu Dian. In fact, I also know that Xu Dian is really stuck this time. I guess he really likes Huang Xiaoxiao. If you want to talk about the identity of Xu Dian, the family He is a rich businessman, among other things, it is not easy to pick up girls.

When Xu Dian and I were single before, I also heard about some of his past glory days, such as the dating of a second-tier star. Of course, it may be bragging, but this buddy will definitely not lack women Yes, I don't know how to do housework at ordinary times, unlike now, in order to escape and have a meal, I even volunteered to do laundry.

After marriage, men are really unreliable. Before marriage, they brag with their brothers about how to make their daughter-in-law docile, but after marriage, it is another matter.

After Xu Dian was full, he also left my kitchen with a red face. Brother Xiang and I looked at each other and shook our heads. This guy is ruined. Don’t expect him to spend money when we go out to drink in the future. I bet he will It is estimated that we can afford to take the bus thanks to the gift of his family's female ancestors.

After Xu Dian left, I also told Brother Xiang that Wu Jiu was coming to Chongqing soon, but Brother Xiang told me that Xu Dian was getting married soon, and the wedding would be in six days. Hell, wouldn't it take a long time.

When I think about it this way, I'm right, we can discuss it after the master comes, see if I can attend Xu Dian's wedding before going.

I went to bed very early tonight, and I have to go to the airport to pick up my master tomorrow morning.

I was woken up early the next morning by a phone call. When I saw it, it was Brother Xiang. When I picked up the phone, Brother Xiang said in a daze, "Huizi, come here and wake me up." ,Remember, don’t sleep late,” he hung up the phone after finishing speaking, it seemed that he was still asleep.

Fuck, what kind of person is this? He ran to Brother Xiang's room and sang and farted on his head. It took a lot of tricks to finally wake him up. We both wore T-shirts casually, This outfit is a diaosi suit, which costs 50 yuan a piece on the side of the road.

Brother Xiang and I checked the time, it was already 08:30, we quickly washed up, ran down, and went to a fried dough stick stand downstairs to buy two pieces of deep fried dough sticks and a soy milk, it cost me five yuan, the soy milk seller The girl looked 24 or [-] years old, with a pockmarked face, looking at Brother Xiang and me with contempt, and Brother Xiang and I were indifferent when we approached her for a date.

Why is this girl so snobbish? Really, a fat man in his 30s with a smooth face was also eating at the side, and this girl gave her several winks just because she was wearing a suit.

Brother Xiang couldn't see it, so he asked the uncle, "Uncle, which street stall did you buy your suit from? It's so pretty."

As a result, Brother Xiang was glared at.

After a while, a fiery red Ferrari stopped not far from the deep-fried dough sticks shop, and a middle-aged man in his 30s, wearing a suit and a pair of sunglasses came down and walked towards Brother Xiang and me. , it was Uncle Cong who came.

As expected, brother Xiang and I have a good understanding. Brother Xiang asked me: "My driver is not bad, but driving all day is too troublesome. To get such a driver, he used to be a professional racing driver."

"It's not bad, it's a bit worse than the D-cover model female driver of my Lamborghini, barely," I responded mercilessly, and the pockmarked girl at the fried dough stick shop turned white on both of our faces, and then hurriedly called He straightened his hair and looked at Uncle Cong expectantly.

Uncle Cong probably heard the conversation between Brother Xiang and me, no matter what, he is also in the business of fooling people, his reaction ability is too fast, he walked up to Brother Xiang and said loudly: "Master, good morning, today's itinerary is to go first Negotiate business with the general agent of the British branch, I put all the documents in the car, "

As expected of a professional deceit, Uncle Cong looks like a big butler, and the pockmarked girl behind us didn't believe it before, but Uncle Cong came here in a Ferrari, and Uncle Cong was wearing a famous brand, so now At that time, he was called Young Master Xiang, and this chick immediately regarded Brother Xiang as the young master who came out to experience life.

The little girl asked Brother Xiang with bright eyes: "Young master, didn't you just ask me for my phone number? My phone number is 155xxxxxxxx..."

Brother Xiang imitated the appearance of those rich and handsome male leads in TV dramas, walked up to this girl, and said, "Wait a minute, I'll come to your place to drink soy milk, don't leave~"

"Well, I'll wait for you for the rest of my life," said the chick, who probably watched a lot of soap operas at ordinary times. Seeing her face flushed, she almost fainted from excitement.

I saw that Uncle Cong's face was also flushed. I guess he wanted to laugh, but it was too embarrassing to laugh now. He held back his smile and said, "Master, the meeting is about to start. Should we start our journey?"

"Rousi, you have to wait for me, I'll be back," Xiang brother didn't know when he had already grabbed the pockmarked girl's hands.

"Jack, you go, I will wait for you,"

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In Uncle Cong's car, Uncle Cong and I almost died laughing, paralyzed, that girl's head is too simple, after laughing enough, Uncle Cong said to Brother Xiang: "My Master Jack, we should go It’s the airport, sit down, didn’t you tell me that I used to be a professional racing driver, and then I’ll show you the extreme speed of a professional racing driver.”

Then I saw Uncle Cong stepped on the gas pedal.

"vomit……"

I threw up at a trash can bar at the airport gate, paralyzed, I have never been in such a fast car in my life.

Brother Xiang was not much better, he was lying on the ground gasping for breath, and he had no strength to vomit, but Uncle Cong was beside him with a cigarette in his mouth, and said calmly: "You are much better than your master. Back then, your master was the first The first time I rode in my car I almost threw up my stomach,"

"Am I so inferior?" Suddenly a voice came from next to us, I turned my head to look, huh.

"Brother Xiang, hurry up and see if this is Osama bin Laden, my god, buddy, you were killed by an old horse, why did you come here?" I looked at 'Osama bin Laden' in front of me and held back a sarcasm up.

Of course this is not bin Laden, but my master, but he is wearing a big white Arab robe, with a beard on his chin, and a round cap on his head, just like a foreigner, if not for his voice Can tell who he is, I really can't recognize this is my master,