Bai Gui Ye Xing

"Master, it's been a long time since I saw you. Why are you playing such a non-mainstream game?" Brother Xiang laughed when he saw how the master looked like.

The master said with a bitter face: "Don't mention it bastardly, you are paralyzed, those guys from the White Lotus Sect don't know which tendon is wrong, some time ago they went to Burma to catch some ghosts, so I led people to chase them. I mistook a group of drug dealers for the Bailian sect, fought a lot, and almost died, "

I said strangely: "Isn't it just drug dealers, we have also caught them before?"

"Bullshit, how can this be compared? They have machine guns and bazookas, and labor and management almost couldn't come back," the master said with a bitter expression. The Arab sheikh’s daughter was raped, forget it, let’s not talk about it, it’s all tears, it’s better to be domestic,”

"As for what?" I looked at the picture of the master, and felt that I had suffered a lot. Although I stood far away, I still smelled the stench from his mouth. I don't know how long I haven't brushed my teeth. Can find time to go back to the country and take me to hell.

The master didn't say anything, and he pulled us into Uncle Cong's car. He didn't let Uncle Cong drive, but he drove it by himself. He kicked the accelerator and pulled us to the gate of Phoenix Hotel.

That Liu Zhiping, that guy who was the manager of the Phoenix Hotel before, saw my master's appearance and almost regarded him as an African refugee. Later, he saw me and Uncle Cong let my master in. After entering, he ate a lot After drinking a meal, he ran back to the house we rented to take a shower, then shaved off his beard and changed his clothes, so that he looked a little human.

It was already noon after he finished cleaning himself up. I also told my master when I was having dinner at the Phoenix Hotel, that I had two friends who were getting married, so I would wait a few days.

My master didn't object at all. It seemed that he was a little happy. It turned out that he had been staying in Arabia with a few members of the Monster Hunting Bureau during this period of time, and he didn't know what he was doing. The reason is that I came back on a short errand, and I guess I won't be able to come back at the end of the year.

"You guys don't know how bitter that place is. I'm a bitch. I eat sesame seed cakes all day long. My whole body is almost reduced to sesame seed cakes. And the girls there cover their faces for fear that others will take a look..."

Wu Jiu, the old bastard, complained to us when he was fine, and Uncle Cong smiled and said, "It's a good thing you weren't allowed to get into the monster hunting game at the time, and I told you not to get in at the time. Look at it now, it's really troublesome."

"It's really not troublesome, I'm just like this, working hard, hey," Wu Jiu shook his head.

"By the way, what are you doing going to the underworld this time?" Uncle Cong paused and asked Wu Jiu, "You really can't come here to take this little guy down to the underworld, can you? You don't have such leisurely intentions."

I also looked at Wu Jiu curiously from the side. Uncle Cong was quite right. If you are a master, there should be a lot of things over there. How could he come back just to take me to the underworld.

"Something happened down below," Wu Jiu frowned when Uncle Cong asked, but he turned his head and looked at Brother Xiang and me and said, "You two go out, the less you know about this kind of thing, the better. If there are too many, I will be worried.”

Brother Xiang and I are also sensible people. Anyway, if the sky falls, there will be a tall person standing against it. If we know something, we will be worried all day.

Brother Xiang and I got acquainted and walked out of our house. Let me, that bastard Wu Jiu and Uncle Cong talk slowly, but I don’t know what to do when we go out. Old Xuwan, they are getting married soon, so they should be on vacation, right?"

I gave him a blank look, you fucking have the face to go and play with him, but anyway, it's not me who is embarrassed, I nodded and agreed, and ran to the door with Brother Xiang and knocked, and the door opened soon.

Brother Xiang and I were dumbfounded when we saw it. The one who opened the door turned out to be a beautiful girl, not the kind with big breasts and big ass, but a cute one. She looked about ten years old, about 1.6 meters tall. , big eyes, looks like the female pig's feet in the island country animation, and the dress is also very avant-garde.

This beautiful girl was probably frightened by Brother Xiang and I's eyes, she frowned and asked, "Who are you and what are you doing?"

"Ahem," Brother Xiang coughed with a serious face and said, "Let me introduce myself, my name is Li Xuxiang, but I don't like people calling me by this name, I prefer others to call me by my nickname, handsome guy Xiang, a good man It’s me, I’m handsome guy Xiang,”

When I saw Brother Xiang's appearance, I shook my head in my heart, this guy, he committed a crime again, no wonder, he could pester that pockmarked girl downstairs for a long time to ask for QQ, let alone the one in front of him just follow the anime The beautiful girl came out.

But I didn't expect this beautiful girl's answer to surprise me even more. She looked at Brother Xiang curiously and asked: "Handsome guy Xiang, is it a good guy? How can someone's name be shit? It's so strange."

Brother Xiang's expression immediately sank, and he said resentfully, "I am a flying Xiang, not a pulling Xiang."

"Isn't it just one word?" the beautiful girl asked back.

"It seems to be a single word," Brother Xiang froze for a moment, then nodded, the beautiful girl gave him a blank look and said, "That's it, you admit it, that's enough, Laxiang, what are you doing at my house? "

"I'm not La Xiang, please call me handsome guy Xiang," Brother Xiang pointed to the room and said, "I'm here to find Xu Dian, what about others?"

"Oh, I'm here to look for brother-in-law, brother-in-law, someone is looking for you," the beautiful girl called brother-in-law Xu Dian, after shouting, she jumped into the living room, brother Xiang and I saw that there were guests at his house, Did not take the liberty to break in directly.

When Xu Dian came out, he was holding on to his apron, as if he was cooking. When he saw Brother Xiang and I, his face was full of emotion: "Brother, you are finally here, my sister-in-law is killing me, she is too troublesome people, "

"Is that sister-in-law of yours still single? You know that Brother Xiang and I are nicknamed the Single Terminator," Brother Xiang laughed meanly and asked Xu Dian.

When Xu Dian heard it, it was as if he was relieved, and said to Brother Xiang: "Brother Xiang, I am not praising you. With your charm, such a chick is easy to catch. Come in, I will slowly create opportunities for you, as long as It’s fine if you can take her away, or take her out for a day of shopping,”

"You mean I'm easy to pick up with this chick?" Brother Xiang was very satisfied with Xu Dian's appearance, and Xu Dian said flatteringly, "That's not it, who doesn't like handsome guys, right?"

I looked at the silly brother Xiang and the Xu Dian who had a laborious expression on your face, and immediately felt that the chick must not be as simple as her expression.