My backyard is a celestial dump

Chapter 2 A Different Junkyard

The moment Yun Han was inhaled, his consciousness came to him, and he cried secretly: "It's broken, did that kick break the void, it's over, if it is sucked in by the crack of the void, it won't be smashed into pieces. Minced meat? God please, although I am a failed man who can't achieve fame, but I am still young! Please bypass the small one?"

It's a pity that he still can't do anything, even if he moves his body, he is limp and unable to concentrate, but God seems to have heard his prayers and brought him into a strange and glazed space.

A huge mask, like a dome, enveloped this space, but unfortunately, under the dome, there were messy garbage piled up everywhere, Yun Han sighed: "Who the hell is so extravagant? , What a great place? It’s a pity that it’s used to pile up garbage! It’s a pity!”

As if hearing his sigh, there was a "ding dong" sound from above the dome, and a magnetic baritone voice entered Yun Han's ears, attracting him out of the sigh.

Ding dong!The Tianting management system detected that a mortal entered the 180th garbage dump site, and the system scan is in progress.

Ding dong!After the scan was completed, due to the excessive accumulation of garbage in the [-]th garbage dump and no one to take care of it for a long time, there were loopholes in the garbage storage space.

Ding dong!Congratulations, mortal!Congratulations on becoming the 180th temporary garbage manager of the 790th garbage dump in Tianting.

Ding dong!In order to ensure the quality of garbage managers, the Tianting management system will conduct a comprehensive physical examination on the 790 fifth garbage managers.

Ding dong!The detection is completed and the results are as follows:

790 five temporary garbage managers:
Name: Yun Han (one piece for mortals)
Status: Probationary period (unexpected future)

Physique: 21 (weak chickens can no longer be weak chickens)

Intelligence: 81 (barely passing)
Strength: 101 (just enough)

Overall quality: 45 (failed)

Ding dong!In view of the fact that there has been no one to manage the [-]th garbage dump for thousands of years, and you are a mortal, you are chosen by the garbage dump. This system is not unreasonable and will give you a one-year trial period.

During the probation period, if you can successfully complete the tasks, the Heavenly Court Management System will give you corresponding rewards. If you are free and loose and cannot complete the corresponding tasks, the Heavenly Court Management System will cancel your qualification as a temporary administrator.

I hope that ordinary people can cherish this opportunity to become a non-staff member of the Heavenly Court as soon as possible, and it is not impossible to become a fairy.

Ding dong!To remind mortals, that guy named Tieguai Li in your mortal world is your previous administrator, and his work attitude is still good, but it's a pity that he was cheated by that old guy Chijiaxian.

Ding dong!The 180th garbage dump in this book is a dedicated garbage dump within the sphere of influence of Tushita Palace. However, there are always immoral gods and beasts who dump garbage here casually or unintentionally. The Heavenly Court management system will continuously give appropriate rewards based on the work performance of mortals.

Ding dong!This garbage dump has been unmanned for thousands of years, so it is relatively scattered. I hope that ordinary people will sort the garbage into a fixed location in a spirit of professionalism, and the system will clean it up uniformly.

Please put fruit shells, fruit cores, and kitchen waste into area [-], garbage such as medicinal residues, alchemy waste, and weeds should be placed in area [-], and other unknown garbage should be placed in area [-], dust and other miscellaneous debris Please place the objects in area [-].

Ding dong!Since it is the first time for mortals to enter this space, the heaven management system will give mortals a storage bag, which contains a garbage cleaning tool, a broom, a rubbing bucket, and a shovel.

Note: Although the three tools are very ordinary, they are also low-level immortal weapons. I hope ordinary people will not use them easily in the mortal world (except when the life of mortals is threatened).

Ding dong!Labor is the most beautiful thing, please get into the working state as soon as possible!This task is to complete one-tenth of the garbage sorting in this space, come on!mortal.

Ding dong!This Heavenly Court management system has a lot of tasks and a lot of forgetfulness. If you forget to explain some things, mortals are welcome to explore and research on their own. The storage bag requires mortal blood to recognize the master, try to use it.

Yun Han suddenly became a little dazed, didn't he just want to play handsome, and kicked him in the air?I didn't expect to be transferred to the heavenly realm, so the heavenly realm is the heavenly realm!Anyway, let's get a relatively good job!
Junkyard manager?temporary?And the trial period?Is there a mistake?

Heaven management system?Is it too ridiculous?Just a chatterbox?
Why!Forget it, since it’s here, it’s safe, anyway, I don’t know how to get out for the time being; storage bag?Isn't it just a beige purse?Not even a pattern, very ugly!
Yun Han felt that it was a little unreliable, but it was not wrong to try it. He bit his finger and squeezed out a drop of blood onto the mouth of the so-called storage bag. A miracle happened, and the blood was quickly absorbed by the beige purse. do.

In Yunhan's mind, a space of four or five cubic meters appeared, and there were indeed a handful of three golden tools in it, a broom, a bucket and a shovel.

When Yun Han thought about it, the broom appeared in his hand, and when he thought about it again, the broom went into the storage bag again. After trying several times in a row, he lost interest.

Why!Isn't it just sorting out garbage and garbage classification?
Three of the four jobs I have done are odd jobs. Serving tea and pouring water is the norm. It’s not that I didn’t clear and transport farmyard manure when I was in my hometown. What’s so special about it?
Just do it, roll up your sleeves, roll up your trouser legs, wave your shovel, and start working in full swing.

When Yun Han's waist was sore and his back was hurting, and he wanted to take a short rest to regain his composure, he accidentally stepped on a pile of soft things, and a foul smell came out of his nostrils.

Just when he was disgusted and cursed secretly, 'Who the hell is so ungrateful', the familiar voice sounded in his ear again.

Ding dong!Congratulations to the mortal who stepped on the shit of the Xiaotian dog. For the next three days, shit luck will be with you at any time. I hope you pay more attention to the things or things around you. Surprises will surprise you at any time.

Shit shit luck?surprise?More or less frightened!Liar you?It's not just a false comfort to want myself to do more work and not feel bored with the garbage collection work.

Yun Han angrily rubbed the soles of his shoes on the ground, scooped up the shit with a shovel and threw it into area [-]. He calmed down and started to work again.

By the time the rubbish in the place where he stayed was cleaned up, he was so tired that he could barely straighten up, hey!Garbage cleaner is really not the job of a young man with "four nos" (no house, no car, no money, no girlfriend)!

Ding dong!mortal?Worked very hard and over completed the garbage sorting work. The Tianting management system hereby rewards mortals with a flat peach.

In view of the weak physique of mortals, the energy contained in flat peaches is too large, and eating it once will burst a mortal, so mortals need to eat it in eight times.

I hope that ordinary people will improve their physical fitness as soon as possible, be qualified for their jobs, and become non-staff workers in Tianting Garbage Dump.

Note: Anything rewarded by heaven can only be used or eaten by mortals themselves. Without the consent of the heaven management system, it is forbidden for the temporary or non-staff administrators of the garbage dump to give it to anyone other than myself for use or consumption. The things enjoyed by the gods are eaten or used by mortals, which is extremely harmful. If they are not handled well, there is a danger of life explosion or loss of physical energy.

Ordinary people have worked in garbage dumps and breathed the spirit of heaven, so their bodies have a certain immunity to heavenly objects, and they can eat flat peaches in small amounts and many times.

In particular, Wang mortals are reminded not to take chances, so as not to do bad things with good intentions.

Ding dong!One day in the sky, one year on the ground, time flies, this work ends here, I hope that mortals will continue to wait in a specific place on the night of the next full moon, waiting for the 180th garbage dump in the heaven to call again.

Ding dong!The identity of a mortal as a probationary administrator of the Tianting Garbage Dump is kept secret, and mortals should not mention it to anyone, including their relatives and friends.

If there is any violation, the Tianting management system will take back the position of the trial administrator of the mortal garbage dump. I hope mortals will cherish this hard-won opportunity!

Ding dong!The back door of heaven is about to open, mortals, get ready!The transfer begins.

Yun Han finally saw the small door again, and a vortex appeared, and after wrapping him up, he was sucked away by a suction force, and he was in a floating feeling again.

(End of this chapter)