My backyard is a celestial dump

Chapter 3 Shit Luck ([-])

When Yun Han appeared beside the stone table in the small garden, a round of red sun had already jumped out of the clouds, the east began to turn white, and it was almost dawn.

Yun Han nestled himself on the bed and kept turning pancakes. Although he was exhausted all night, he couldn't fall asleep anyway. What happened last night was too unbelievable.

Usually, this kind of thing is something that he dare not even think about, but it happened like this.

Why!Could it be hallucinations?
Yo!By the way, what about storage bags?

That Heavenly Court management system also said to reward itself with flat peaches to improve the body, and said to eat them in eight portions, where are the flat peaches?You can't lie to yourself, right?

Turn over and get up quickly, yes, the beige pouch storage bag is still hanging on the belt.

I took off the storage bag and saw that besides the three tools, there was really a big peach inside.

When Yun Han thought about it, the flat peach fell into his hand. The flat peach was the size of a small watermelon, and it was so heavy that he almost missed it and threw it to the ground.

Such a big flat peach, don't you have to eat it several times?He can't finish it all at once!

Smelling the rich and tangy peach fragrance, the drowsiness from a tiring night dissipated, and his appetite suddenly lifted. He took out a knife from the drawer, divided the flat peach into eight portions, kept one portion for eating, and used plastic food boxes for the other seven portions. Put it in the income storage bag and use it after packing.

When he took a bite, the sweet juice filled his taste buds, giving him the illusion of walking in a peach garden, and the energy contained in the peach quickly spread in his body as the pulp was swallowed.

He no longer had the elegance to savor the swollen dantian. He swallowed the pulp into his stomach, and leaned cross-legged on the wooden bed to meditate.

The abundant energy of the flat peaches spread throughout his body, making his meridians swell and his body numb, making it difficult to even stand up.

Yun Han was also supporting himself, so he was barely able to sit and stand on the bed, but his body was wobbly, and the feeling of energy passing through the meridians was really uncomfortable. Now there is a saying: 'pain and happiness' !That's what he is.

A few hours later, just when he was almost unable to hold on, his skin began to feel a little chilly, which was very comfortable!
Soon he was about to cry again, a lot of dark mucus was secreted from his pores, and the pungent smell almost made him faint.

This is hair cutting and marrow washing, right?

He resisted and sat cross-legged for a while, and found that there was nothing in his body to excrete outside his body. He quickly got up from the floor and ran to the bathroom.

After washing with several basins of cold water, he finally recovered. Looking at the black mucus on the bathroom floor, he sighed, "Hey! Fortunately, I had the foresight to not lie on the bed, otherwise the bedding on the bed would be completely useless."

"It's okay! Only the underwear and vest are scrapped. If you do this every time you take it, it's really a waste of underwear!"

But looking at the fair and elastic skin, he felt that the feeling of "pain and happiness" just now was not in vain, and he still had some expectations for it.

After going out like this, he no longer felt sleepy, put on a new set of underwear, a t-shirt, and big trousers, and went out.

After having breakfast in the Fly House, I was about to go home to catch up on sleep, to replenish the energy consumed last night.

A sissy man begged next to his ear: "Baby, can I count it as my fault? You see, I didn't even dare to take the high-speed train yesterday afternoon. I came back by plane, but I was in a hurry. Still missed your birthday party last night."

"In order to make up for my debt, didn't you order this Andrea's big cake that you like most early in the morning and send it to you?"

"Hmph! Shuai Bin, I don't think you are sincere at all. Did I tell you about my birthday a month ago? I'm afraid you will forget it!"

"But what's the truth? You still forgot. When did you arrive in Yangcheng last night? You know it yourself. If my best friend hadn't sent you a message last night, you might have come back, and it wouldn't be early in the morning. Come running?"

"Baby, listen to me..."

"Shuai Bin, let's stop lying, okay? I know you don't have me in your heart; and you went to Jinling this time at Yunna's invitation, right? Let's not deceive each other, okay?"

"Ani, can you listen to my explanation?"

"No, I don't want to listen to your lies anymore! You go! I don't want to see you!"

The man wanted to explain again, but the woman next to the girl said: "Shuai Bin, you go first! Ai Ni is getting angry, after a while, she has calmed down, can I call you again?"

The man sighed, handed the cake to the woman next to Aini, wanted to explain something, but hesitated for a while, turned his head and left without saying anything.

Aini said angrily: "Li Fei, why are you taking his things? Are you sick of me?"

Turning around to see Yun Han who was eating melon next to him, he picked up the cake and walked over, saying: "Handsome guy, I just laughed, I'm sorry! I'll give you this cake!"

Seeing this, Yun Han quickly waved his hands and said, "Beauty, this is not suitable, you are busy, I will leave first!"

Ai Ni took a few steps, grabbed Yun Han and said, "Handsome guy, don't be disgusted, even if you don't want it, I will throw it away. Although that damn thing is a playboy, the cakes you buy are all good things. Take it back and eat it! Otherwise it will be wasted."

After speaking, he stuffed the box into Yunhan's hand, turned his head and pulled Li Fei away quickly.

Yun Han held the cake and smiled wryly, then sighed secretly: "Could this be what the Heavenly Court management system calls shit luck?"

Returning to the rented room, he took out the bamboo knife from the box, cut everything on the cake, and cut something hard, and Yun Han cursed: "What are you doing? What the hell! No wonder other girls despise you, even if you buy a cake! Make an expired one?"

After finishing speaking, he used a bamboo knife to draw the cream to the side, and found that there was another mystery inside the cake. A square plastic box was placed in the middle of the cake, and there were five dozen old people's heads neatly placed inside.

Yun Han was taken aback, no wonder the man seemed to have something to say before he left?

But now it seems that it is cheaper for him, his dry pockets have long been waiting for the old man to fill it up!
Now that I finally have a windfall in my account, I won’t always deal with instant noodles, white noodles, and steamed buns in the future. Today, I’m going to get half a catty of braised pork to try, and pair it with a few bottles of beer. It’s delicious!

But when he thought about it again, he felt that it was a little unsafe to take this banknote. He couldn't just put the 5 yuan in his pocket.

Thinking of this, he locked the door and rushed to the place where he had breakfast to return the money to the girl, but unfortunately, she had already disappeared.

Unwilling to be reconciled, Yun Han wandered around the village for a while, but couldn't find the two women, so he had no choice but to return home.

Why!Shit luck?Shit luck?It's that amazing!It looks really effective!

I hope that next time I go to the garbage dump, I can still step on the dog shit of the dog. If I had known, I would not have thrown those piles of dog shit into the No. [-] garbage storage area. I would step on it every time I went in. Wouldn’t I be angry? Big fortune!

Why!Forget it, too much is too late!Is there a degree to everything?Don't be too greedy, with this 5 yuan, it will be enough to enrich yourself for a period of time, and you don't have to calculate how much money is left in your pocket every day, is it enough to pay next month's rent?

(End of this chapter)