My backyard is a celestial dump

Chapter 4 Shit Luck ([-])
With money in his hands, Yun Han doesn’t panic, and when encountering beautiful things, he naturally feels at ease. He sleeps beautifully. A bowl of Lanzhou Ramen with meat is considered lunch. After eating, he felt a little full, so he walked to Yanhe Park for a walk Digest it!
When he came to the park, he regretted it. The scorching sun at noon scorched the ground scorching hotly. The flowers and plants in the park were all limp and bowed their heads because they couldn't stand the scorching sun.

Yun Han didn't walk around for long, and his sympathy was soaked in sweat, hehe!Today is also a brain cramp, so I came to Yanhe Park at noon by a strange coincidence.

Seeing the small bamboo garden in front of him, Yun Han quickly walked over and sat down on a stool. The stool was hot, and he quickly stood up again. The wind in the bamboo garden is not cool!
It's hot and stuffy with a dull atmosphere. It seems that Yanhe Park can't stay anymore, it's too tormenting, or is it comfortable to stay in my small house, at worst, naked?Anyway, Nuoda's room is only for himself.

Just as he was about to leave, he vaguely heard intermittent panting from the bamboo bushes. The male voice was rough, while the female voice was soft and ecstatic.

Is this the pair of wild mandarin ducks?Is it too hard?On a hot day, you can't open a cool room in the hotel, but you have to go to this sweltering park along the river to fight in the field?Looking for excitement?Are you not afraid of heatstroke?
Don't you know that we are now cracking down on pornography and illegal activities?

Why!Forget it, it’s not that I haven’t read it, there are still a few gigabytes of hard disk storage in the computer, so I’ve been sick of it for a long time.

Just as Yun Han was sitting on the butt-burning stool, letting himself fly, the pair of wild mandarin ducks in the bamboo bushes got out of the bamboo bush after tidying everything up.

Wow!Standard Beauty and the Beast!
The man is a big fat man with a Mediterranean haircut. He looks like a wild old man fishing for a big fish. His T-shirt is so stretched that it is about to explode. Flowing down.

But the old guy seemed quite satisfied, and shouted: "Damn it, it's so enjoyable and exciting! Jiaojiao? Let's do this next time, shall we?"

The woman was wearing a tight-fitting corset skirt, her waist was like a water hyacinth, her face was very delicate, she looked a bit like Shang Meijiao, the host of the entertainment channel in this city.

Hearing the man's question, the woman said in a fatherly voice: "Mintai, are we not afraid that your tigress will find out? I don't want to be caught by your tigress like Yili. If I don’t, I won’t have the face to be in the TV station.”

'Mediterranean' immediately interjected: "No, no, my tigress is just staring at the hotels, and never would have thought that we would come to Yanhe Park for a wild game on this hot day."

"Look at this big noon, who can refine people into oil. Except for those with brain problems, who would come here? Of course not including the two of us! We are here to seek excitement, right?"

Yun Han was taken aback, is she really Shang Meijiao?She usually looks pure and indifferent, like a white lotus flower, but when she is having an affair, she roams like a wild horse. She is really not to be looked down upon!

Think about it in a blink of an eye, no!What's wrong with your fucking brain?You all have brain problems.

What Lao Zhao said was right. He has big arms, round waist, and thick neck. He is either an official or a cook. I didn't expect that this "Mediterranean" was actually the director of the station!No wonder this bitch is willing to be crushed by a dead fat pig?Typical unspoken rules!

But fortunately, the pair of wild mandarin ducks haven't found Yun Han sitting in the hiding place for the time being, 'Mediterranean' took out an envelope from his bag, handed it to Shang Meijiao and said, "Jiaojiao, didn't you mention it to me last time, saying Did you fancy that bag called 'V'? Here it is, I don't know how much it is from Lao Yu, but I give it to you."

Shang Mei coquettishly said: "Thank you Fujian and Taiwan, you are the most stylish, I love you to death! Trojan horse!"'

Mediterranean' said happily: "That's it, are you also very interested?"

"I hate it! I'm leaving, I'm leaving, if someone passing by finds out, will I still be alive?"

"Okay, let's go, let's go, it's fucking hot."

Hearing the sound of leaving footsteps, Yun Han spit out a couple of mouthfuls of 'Bah Bah', it's really fucking bad luck, the cabbages are all made of pigs.

It's too hot, don't stay in this damn place, go home!
Yun Han stood up, passing by the place where the pair of wild mandarin ducks stayed just now, he found a gray envelope dropped on the ground.

Yun Han bent down to pick it up, and said to himself: "This should be the money from 'Mediterranean' to buy Shang Meijiao's bag, right? Ill-gotten gains, let's take advantage of it!"

He didn't dare to watch at the scene, kicked it into his pocket, and ran towards the village at high speed. After turning around a few alleys, he stopped, and opened the envelope only after he recovered his breath.

Wow!Two bearer cash checks!20 per card, 20 for two, damn, corrupt officials, really rich!What a generous shot!It costs [-] yuan to buy a bag for my little concubine. Poverty limits my imagination!

But it’s okay, now it’s cheaper for me, hahahaha!comfortable!
Seeing Yun Han laughing like two idiots, the old men and women on the side of the road pointing and pointing, as if to say: "You are young, why is there something wrong with your brain?"

Yun Han looked at the pointers of passers-by, and knew that he was really reckless just now, calm down, calm down, can't you be too impulsive when encountering anything?This is the teaching of the old father.

I was really a little impatient just now!People can't be happy at any time, this is not the disposition that a mature person should have.

Thinking of this, Yun Han calmed down, walked home with a smile on his face, his clothes were soaked, and when he got home, he changed his clothes and went to the bank to withdraw the money.

Otherwise, if the woman found out and voided the check, wouldn't it be turning joy into sorrow!
As long as the money is obtained, the money embezzled by the 'Mediterranean' should not dare to speak out, right?

When passing by the lottery ticket shop, Yun Han froze for a moment, wondering if he should try to buy a lottery ticket, anyway, would it be lucky for him?

Does it matter if you fail?I can still afford to lose two yuan now.

In the past three years, he bought a lot of lottery tickets. At the most, he only won 300 yuan, which made him happy for several days.

Color ball?Yun Han casually said a series of numbers: 01 09 10 11 12 29 Special number: 16.

Another four pillars were randomly selected, ten yuan, not bad!The [-] in the morning had already been deposited in the bank by him. There was money in the card, so he didn't panic.

who cares!Just buy something to look forward to!Waiting for tomorrow's lottery, if we haven't won the lottery even if we are lucky, it means that we don't have the chance to win the lottery, and we won't spend our thoughts on it in the future.

As for the position of non-staff garbage manager in Tianting, he still seems to be in a dream, and he can't believe it too much, but the storage bag and purse on his waist and the flat peach inside make him believe it again.

Sometimes he even felt that he had a split brain nerve?This kind of thing, novels dare not write like this!
Why!Forget it, if you struggle with it again, it will really split your brain nerves. Let's wait until the next full moon night to see if we can take the initiative to attract him again as the system said!

There is still one month left!Is it too long?Do you want to go back to your hometown when you have some money? I am afraid that at this time, the old parents are still busy with geography, right?
From graduation to now, Yunhan has not made any contribution to the family!Somewhat unfilial!

Forget it, after three days of "shit luck", I will go home and leave some money for the old parents to support the family. Don't let the old father go to the construction team to do odd jobs again, because he is old.

Why!It's all my fault for not living up to expectations!
Back in the rented courtyard, he immediately saw Zhang Laoliu standing at his door and walking back and forth, rubbing his hands as he walked, the standard embarrassment of speaking made Yunhan suddenly have a bad feeling in his heart.

(End of this chapter)