My backyard is a celestial dump

Chapter 25 Chang'e's Aunt Towel
Ding dong!A mortal stepped on a seed of Xuantian Vine. Xuantian Vine is the raw material for weaving the horsewhip, a low-level fairy weapon in the heavens. It does not hurt the skin, but only hurts the nerves. It hurts the heart. It is an excellent weapon for punishing sinners and wicked people. .

Ding dong!A mortal stepped on Chang'e's aunt's scarf. Most of the gods in the fairy world abide by the rules of the gods, but there are only a few gods who rely on their own beauty and act recklessly.

This aunt's towel was accidentally left by Chang'e when she participated in the Laojundan meeting. If a mortal steps on it, it will be bad luck for a day.

Mortals must remember!In the first day after returning to the mortal world, do not touch any women, otherwise unpredictable things will happen, remember!Remember!
Yunhan immediately felt like a dog, Nana's, if you walk too much at night, you will inevitably encounter ghosts, and it seems that you won't be able to step on anything in the future.

Next, Yun Han became more careful when working, and the subsequent work process went smoothly, and he didn't hear the sound of 'ding dong' again.

Casually sorting the last bit of garbage into the garbage sorting station, Yunhan's work tonight is considered complete, but he doesn't know how the system will arrange it next.

Ding dong!The system detected that ordinary people worked hard to complete the sorting and removal of garbage at the 180th garbage dump, and there was no laziness or slippage during the period.

The system specially rewards mortals with a ginseng fruit. Mortals should pay attention to this fairy fruit, which is only allowed to be eaten by mortals themselves, so don't forget to spread the word!Hope everyone be careful!

Mortals are productive and reliable, so this system rewards mortals not to enter at a specific point the next time they enter the Heavenly Court, but can teleport and enter anytime, anywhere.

However, mortals should also calculate the time and try to choose a hidden place to avoid the exposure of the teleportation light or the instant disappearance of mortals, which will attract the attention of people with ulterior motives.

Ding dong!The mortal's work is very effective, and Master Zhi has face, so the next work place of the mortal will be the 170th garbage dump.

For specific matters, the system will make special explanations when ordinary people enter the heaven next time. I hope that ordinary people will continue to maintain their previous work efficiency and attitude. This system will not treat every serious employee badly.

Farewell, mortals!

When Yun Han returned home, he made up his mind that he would not go out today no matter what.
It was not completely bright yet, Yun Han returned to the room, took off all his clothes and stuffed the ginseng fruit into his mouth as he usually swallowed the Body Tempering Pill and Pantao.

I thought it would be as hard to eat as the ginseng fruit bought in the world!Unexpectedly, the ginseng fruit melted in his mouth, a fragrance mixed with an inexplicable attractive taste, before he could feel what it was like, it turned into a liquid and dissipated in his mouth.

No wonder Zhu Bajie wants to eat another after eating one. The feeling you want to feel but can't feel is really yearning and regrettable.

The energy spread rapidly in the body, stretching his meridians as if being torn apart, sweat beads the size of soybeans on his forehead kept falling, Yun Han's body was also in pain and couldn't help trembling, his teeth were clenched tightly, his face exposed Ferocious demeanor.

Just when he was about to be unbearable, the Huang-level cultivation method "Xianmai Jue" rewarded to him by the system in his mind flashed in time, and Yun Han no longer cared about whether it was suitable for cultivation or not.

According to the illustration above, start to guide the energy in the body that is about to burst the veins caused by taking ginseng fruit, so as to open up the meridians in the body.

Um!good!It was effective, and the energy began to slowly radiate to all parts of the body.

Soon the first meridian was opened, the second, and the third………….

Yun Han couldn't remember how many meridians had been opened up, and he didn't have time to think about it now, as long as it wasn't a bad thing for him anyway.

After the barrier between the two thickest meridians in his body was shattered with a bang, he suddenly felt relaxed for a while, and the energy in his body instantly poured into these two thickest meridians, forming a big cycle.

This is probably the second vein of Ren and Du mentioned in the martial arts novels, right?The energy circulates along all the opened meridians for a big cycle, and the excess energy is transformed into golden airflow and slowly returns to the dantian.

Only then did Yun Han feel at ease. After meditating for a while, he got used to the changes in his body and stood up.

The body was still the same as before, a lot of sticky black and red mucus appeared on the surface of the body, which made Yunhan feel a little speechless. Is there really so much garbage in his body?

Thinking of this, he waved his hand a little resentfully, and with a 'bang' sound, the tea table beside him was shattered by his light punch.

Still a little uncomfortable with the changes in my body!Putting on the slippers, he walked carefully to the washroom and rinsed off the excrement all over his body.

Then I changed into fresh clothes and saw that the time was almost three o'clock in the afternoon. I have been practicing from morning to afternoon!It's true that there is no time to practice!

I took out some ingredients from the refrigerator and was about to make some lunch to fill my belly when the phone rang.

Hearing the soft voice in his ears, Yun Han really wanted to put down what he was doing immediately and go to Zhongyuan City to hang out with his beloved, but after thinking about it, he gave up rationally.

Yu Mengqing still has to go to work, and after get off work, she has to go back to her father-in-law's house to rest, so she can't let her girlfriend and family members get into trouble for her own selfishness, right?

Is there time later?Everyone has already given it to me, so what if I wait?
Yu Mengqing was on the other side of the phone, and after hearing Yunhan's silence for a few seconds, he said angrily, "Skunk Yunhan, are you listening? Or is it inconvenient for me to talk to other women around me? Is it the last time I That Li Aifu you saw is by your side?"

"Hey! Why do women have such good memories in this area! And why are they so jealous?"

Yun Han didn't want Yu Mengqing to have any misunderstandings, so he quickly explained: "Oh! Daughter-in-law, look at what you said, don't I miss you? Can't help but hear your voice suddenly? I have you in my heart, From now on, I'm afraid there won't be any woman in the sky anymore, why don't I go to you now and hand over all the food I've accumulated in the past few days to you?"

As soon as Yu Mengqing heard that this guy started to be unreasonable again, he laughed and scolded: "Damn it! My stinky husband, I just think about beautiful things in broad daylight, it's dead! Hey! Actually, I miss you too! It's just that I don't have time recently! Grandma My [-]th birthday is the day after tomorrow, I have to go to the capital with my parents, wait for me to come back! I will look for you when I come back, you have to be good during this time!"

"Hey! I have to suffer for several days again!"

"Be good! Be good at home. I'll go find you soon. If you're not good, let me find out. I can't spare you! Do you understand what I mean?"

"Oh! Daughter-in-law! Don't worry, I will never provoke any other woman except you from now on. Put your heart in your stomach!"

"Well! I'm still relieved of you. I bought some clothes for you and asked the people from the Yangcheng Statistics Bureau who came to the province to take them back for you. Remember to pick them up. Just called me to tell you I can't get through the phone, what's the matter?"

"Hey! I forgot to turn it on while charging. Didn't you just wake up from lunch break and call me right after turning it on?"

Yun Han drove to the Municipal Statistics Bureau. He was received by a girl in a beautiful floral dress with a clear and sweet voice and a pair of dimples when she laughed. She joked that Yun Han was blessed that even the flowers from the Provincial Statistics Bureau Can get it.

His words were full of curiosity towards Yun Han, but Yun Han didn't dare to provoke her. If the news reached Yu Mengqing's ears, would he still have a good life?

Saying goodbye to the small dimples, walking out of the Statistics Bureau, and was about to walk towards the car, when I accidentally slipped my foot, and a big leather pier hit the ground hard.

Why!Still haven't escaped the bad luck of Aunt Towel!
He stood up, patted the dust off his buttocks, and walked towards the car again. A very seductive woman in revealing clothes walked towards her, but she was covered in a strong smell of cosmetics, which made Yun Han dizzy. She was clutching her nose and trying to hide To the side, I didn't expect to hide too hastily, and didn't see the electric pole next to me.

There was a loud 'boom', and his forehead hit the telephone pole into a big dent, which made the girl 'giggle' laugh almost convulsively.

Yun Han went back to the car in a state of embarrassment, being extremely careful, he still didn't escape the bad luck of Aunt Chang'e!

He really didn't think that the bad luck of Aunt Chang'e's towel would be so powerful, otherwise he would have to wait until tomorrow to find an excuse, and it would be embarrassing and embarrassing. He probably has become a joke of the Municipal Bureau of Statistics by this time ah!
After driving back home, he didn't want to come out anymore. Today's embarrassment was thrown at grandma's house!
(End of this chapter)