My backyard is a celestial dump

Chapter 26 Congealing Immortal Veins
Back home, Yun Han turned on the air conditioner for a while, and his depressed mood calmed down a little. Today was a big shame.

First, he stepped on a banana peel at the gate of the Bureau of Statistics, fell down and fell a big buttock, making Xiao Dimple laugh so hard that he almost lost his breath.

I'm afraid I will become a "celebrity" in the Municipal Bureau of Statistics because of this incident. You must know that women's gossip psychology is infinitely powerful. Big names in the system.

Yun Han could guess with his heels that in the office a group of old aunts, daughters-in-law and young girls were eating melon seeds, reading newspapers, and discussing, "Oh? Let me tell you! It's so funny, Today, the boyfriend of Director Xiaoyu of the Provincial Bureau of Statistics came to our city Statistics Bureau to pick up things. When he was going out, he stepped on a banana peel thrown by an unscrupulous ghost. …”

Yun Han felt horrible when he thought about it, he should not go to the Statistics Bureau in the future, or his rumors would become legends.

Not to mention the incident of bumping into a telephone pole, which almost made the smelling woman cramp from laughter. The smelling woman looks a bit dusty, and now I am afraid that I have become a celebrity in the special industry.

What's more, I left an 'iron head' mark on the telephone pole, hey! 'There are pictures and the truth', maybe there are people watching by the electric pole at this time, but he is well aware of the herd mentality of the Chinese people.

Thinking about it, I feel a headache. Fortunately, Douyin has not been turned on, otherwise I would have absorbed a large wave of traffic because of these two things, which is terrible!

He didn't expect that stepping on Chang'e's aunt's scarf would have such great power?No wonder the system reminded him not to go out today?
It's a pity that bad luck has arrived, even if you can't stop it!He also never thought that Yu Mengqing would ask others to give him something at this juncture!

A t-shirt, a shirt, two pairs of trousers, a pair of leather shoes, and two pairs of underpants, all of which are complete. Unfortunately, the daughter-in-law will rush to the capital with her parents tonight to celebrate her grandma's birthday.

Otherwise, he could still make a phone call and spend some time with his wife.

According to the daughter-in-law, the mother-in-law has been broken by the two pots of Clivia, and she is full of expectations for the future son-in-law. Because of the matter of Yiyang grass, the father-in-law has initially solved the problem of 'sexuality', and it is considered a little loose, even He also told Yu Mengqing that there was a chance for Yun Han to come to his house, so basically there should be no problem.

What's more critical is the grandpa's test. I don't know if the two pots of phalaenopsis can impress grandma. Grandma decides to agree with them, hey!Is it still an unknown?

It is said that my grandfather was quite stubborn. Was it impossible for a soldier during the Great Revolution to break out if his character was not firm?
Since he had never been in contact with him before, Yun Han had no idea.

Forget it, don't think about it, the embarrassment has already been lost, and it is useless to invest too much energy in this area!
See if it's getting late, Yunfeng will be back later, take out a mandarin fish from the refrigerator, melt it, put on cooking wine, thirteen spices, light soy sauce, salt, and chop some onion, ginger and garlic, Boil the water, spread the onion, ginger and garlic on the mandarin fish, steam in the pan for 10 minutes, then sprinkle with chili powder, drizzle with hot oil, and a delicious steamed mandarin fish is ready.

Take the pork ribs that were stewed before going out, then make a vinegared cabbage, cold cucumber, and a pot of millet porridge, and it's all done.

After it was done, my younger brother came back in dusty clothes. Seeing that my elder brother had already served the vegetables and soup on the stone table in the yard, he put the sesame seed cakes bought outside on the table by the way, and ran to wash and change. Clothes go.

After dinner, the two brothers chatted for a while, and then went back to their rooms to sleep.

However, Yun Han was lying on the bed and couldn't sleep at all. He used to be used to being alone and fell asleep when he touched the bed, but now that Yu Mengqing let him touch the meat, he could no longer adapt to the life of living alone without water.

'It is easy to be extravagant with frugality, but difficult to be frugal with extravagance' Ah!

I had no choice but to open the Huang-level cultivation method "Xianmai Jue" in my mind again, and practice passively in the morning, just practicing according to the diagram, and I don't know the reason for it.

Now after reading it again, I realized that I was lucky enough to be more successful than Huluhuapiao. If it weren't for the energy of the ginseng fruit, he would have died long ago.

He can also be regarded as a fool who has a foolish blessing, and he succeeded in practicing it by mistake, but it is not considered a success, he just regarded the fairy art as a martial arts practice.

Originally, the cultivation method of "Xianmai Jue" was to let him absorb the spirit energy, and then use the spirit energy to open up the meridians in his body, and then use the spirit energy to wash the opened meridians over and over again, converting the meridians into fairy pulse.

It's a pity that he didn't know beforehand, so he accidentally opened the meridians, but he didn't rush to flush the meridians. As a result, even though he opened 36 meridians, he was still a mortal.

However, it is not without remedial measures. Due to the short time, the absorbed celestial energy of ginseng fruit has not been basically transformed into internal energy.

He even thanked Yu Mengqing a little. If it wasn't because he thought she couldn't fall asleep, he wouldn't have thought about watching "Xianmai Jue". It's too late to cry.

So Yun Han hurriedly got up from the bed, sat cross-legged on the bed, and began to mobilize the fairy energy in his dantian to flush the opened meridians.

According to the principle stated in "Xianmai Jue", should it be difficult first and then easy?Ren Du's two veins are the strongest, so come with them first!
'Wow' once washed, a section of the meridian changed, and washed again, the meridian began to emit some fairy air, gradually shining.

After washing three times, the washed meridian will move in the direction of the immortal meridian.

Yun Han patiently manipulated the spirit energy to continue washing the meridian. After five times, this meridian finally turned into a fairy meridian.

Yun Han was so tired that he was almost paralyzed, but he still gritted his teeth and persisted.

Time cannot wait, if another night passes, how much fairy energy is left in the body?If it is not handled well overnight, it is also possible that all the spirit energy of the fairy spirit will be converted into internal energy.

Then he is really not worth the loss, it is best to insist on taking all the remaining fairy energy in the dantian to flush the meridians, so as not to waste it.

Time passed bit by bit, Yun Han's body seemed to be washed with water, but he still persisted.

During the period, he was even paralyzed on the bed several times, but insisted on getting up again and continued to wash.

This is the sequelae of my carelessness!If you read the "Xianmai Jue" thoroughly in advance, and transform it into a fairy meridian from the moment you get through the first meridian, there will be no follow-up.

What can I do if I commit crimes myself?There is no other way but to persevere.

Finally, he wasted half of the fairy energy in his dantian and washed Ren Du's second channel into a fairy channel. With the support of Ren Du's second channel, Yun Han basically had the foundation and capital of support.

The remaining 34 meridians are not as uncomfortable as Ren Du's second pulse brush. If it is said that transforming Ren and Du's second meridians is like cutting flesh with a blunt knife, then transforming other meridians is like being pricked by needles.

At least it won't make him unbearable, paralyzed to the bed several times, right?
I got up and drank some light salt water to replenish some body water, then continued to sit on the bed to transform other meridians.

Yun Han can be regarded as a ruthless person. When he was studying, there was a saying of "Desperate Saburo", and he will not give up until he uses up the fairy energy in his body.

All night, he sat upright on the bed like a stone statue. Except for the occasional shaking of his body, which showed that he was not feeling well, outsiders could not see that he was enduring the torture of the spirit of the fairy.

Gradually, he has basically gotten used to the stinging pain when flushing.

As the saying goes, after being tortured for a long time, the body will have an emergency response, and Yun Han should have an emergency response.

The whole night was spent in cultivation like this, and when the rooster crowed for the third time, Yun Han finally let out a deep breath, 36 of the [-] meridians were successfully transformed.

The fairy energy in the body is basically exhausted, and the remaining meridians can only be transformed after entering the heaven next time after absorbing the fairy energy.

It is almost impossible to absorb fairy air from the earth, not to mention fairy air, even fresh air is becoming more and more impossible.

Getting up from the bed, the bones of his body creaked, and something fell from the outside of his body. It turned out that the transformation of the immortal meridian tempered the body, and the excessive discharge of the meridians caused debris in his body. The table formed a crust.

As soon as he stood up, the hard shell broke into pieces, and naturally fell to the ground with a 'swipe'.

(End of this chapter)