Siheyuan: Twenty-eight bars chasing Qin Jingru
Chapter 240 Sticking out again, Yu Haitang's change, the strange chicken soup is really delicio
Chapter 240 Sticking out again, Yu Haitang's change, the strange chicken soup is delicious
Birds of a feather flock together.Stick in the prison, made friends with many people like him, and learned a lot of knowledge.
"Mom, when I was in prison, I met a man who was very powerful. He squeezed with others in crowded places every day, and when others were not paying attention, he could just pinch two fingers and take it out of other people's pockets." He pinched it hundreds of times before he was caught once, and he said that when he was released from prison, he would teach me the magical skill of pinching fingers." Stick said, "I will be able to use this magical skill of pinching fingers at that time." , to create a future."
"Really? It's only caught once hundreds of times. That's amazing." Qin Huairu was shocked, "What did he get caught?"
"I have everything, food stamps, cash, and gold and silver jewelry. Of course, there are also worthless tissues and socks in my pockets, but that person has eyesight and can tell who is rich. Rich people, so eight times out of ten, they can get money." Stick stared and said: "Mom, tell me, is this person awesome?"
"Niuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" Qin Huairu said, "When will that person teach you the magical art of pinching fingers, our family will no longer have to worry about food and drink."
"That's for sure. It's not just that you don't have to worry about food and drink. You just want to eat meat and meat, and you want to eat vegetables." Bang Gan said, slapping his chest, with a proud face on his face: "When the time comes, our family will live a happy life." The lives of the Master and the Master."
"Great!" Qin Huairu looked over and praised: "You are such a great stick, you are our little hero!"
Stick was very happy, talking and laughing all the way, talking about the amazing people he met in prison.
Back home, Bang Geng told Jia Dongxu the interesting story about the man who possessed the 'finger pinching magic skill'.
After hearing this, Jia Dongxu really burst out laughing: "If that's the case, we should first clamp all the rich people in our courtyard, first clamp Zou He, and Zou He's monthly salary is more than 100, once , enough for us to buy a lot of meat.”
"Yes, when the time comes, I'll be the first to pinch Zouhe, and pinch him all." Bang Gan said, stretching out his hand with only two fingers, gesticulating in the air, with a longing look on his face.
"It's worthy of my Jia Dongxu's seed, the stick is really ambitious." Jia Dongxu praised: "My dear, you will definitely have a lot of promise in the future."
Qin Huairu finished boasting, Jia Dongxu praised.
I can't wait for Kua's stick stem now.
Sophora japonica is still young, and has no sense of right and wrong. Hearing that the family members are praising stick stems, they follow suit.
"My brother is great, my brother is the best." Huai Hua said.
"Brother is great, brother is the best." Xiao Dang repeated.
The whole family praised the stick from ear to ear, wishing they could practice the magical skill of pinching fingers immediately, and then go to show off their skills.
It's just that the awesome man I met in the prison hasn't come out yet, so the stick naturally doesn't know how to pinch his magic skills.
So I had to use the old method, boil water at home, throw a piece of soap into it, take a horse stance, and start quickly picking up the soap with two fingers.
"Mom, I've been in there for so long, and I feel like my hands are born. I'll use this method to practice my hands first."
The stick was clamping and talking.
"Okay, you practice slowly, be careful not to burn your hands."
Qin Huairu responded.
As the saying goes, if the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked, and the stick is stealing, Qin Huairu and Jia Dongxu say it is.
And after you take it back, you will be praised by your family.
After a long time, the blood of the Saint Thief in the stick was fully activated, and naturally he went further and further on the road of stealing chickens and dogs.
I believe that it won't be long before BangGiao will definitely get the future he deserves.
……
Soon, after three days of closed training, Bang Giao felt that he had accomplished it.
So on this day, the sticks started to move again.
As soon as he was dispatched, the first thing sticking out his mind was to steal from Zou and his family.
Because only Zou and his family are the richest in the whole hospital.If you don't steal Zou He, who will you steal?Who made you Zou He so rich, you deserve it!
But Qin Jingru, the golden dragon, the treasured phoenix were all at home, and the stick watched secretly for a long time, but he didn't find a chance.
So Banggen turned his attention to the other houses in the courtyard.
In the end, Bang Geng once again set his sights on Xu Damao's chicken.
Xu Damao is a projectionist, and he often goes to the countryside to do sympathy screenings. The villagers warmly receive him and often give him some gifts.
Many of them sent chickens, so Xu Damao's family still has four chickens.
There used to be five chickens, but there were only four chickens now.
Three hens, one rooster.
BangJiao stole Xu Damao's chicken, so he is familiar with it.
So I decided to take this to practice first.
"Just kill all four chickens."
Sticking his mouth to one side, he laughed.
So Bang Geng hid in a hidden corner, staring at Xu Damao's house all the time.
Now that Xu Damao has gone in, only Huang Mafang and the three little blue faces are at home.
What sticks to wait is when Huang Mafang goes to the toilet, so he can make a move.
Finally, after lurking for an hour, Huang Mafang walked out of the room with a twist.
Seeing the way Huang Mafang was running around in a hurry, he could tell that this woman was going to pee.
The opportunity is here.
Stick geigei smiled, watched Huang Mafang walk to the middle courtyard, then trot forward, saw Huang Mafang walked to the front yard, and continued to walk out.
"Finally, it's time to show your talents."
So the stick was half-bent, and quietly rushed towards the chickens.
With the fastest speed, he opened the chicken coop, quickly picked up the two chickens, and then flew away.
"Grasshopper!" The chicken made a noisy sound.
It alarmed the second aunt who lived in the backyard of the same hospital.
The second aunt walked out of the house, just in time to see the stick holding the chicken and running outside.
Seeing this scene, the second aunt subconsciously wanted to shout, but thinking about helping Huang Mafang last time, she was beaten up instead, so the second aunt held back.
"This Huang Mafang deserves to be stolen. She doesn't know what's good and what's wrong. I can't take care of her affairs."
The second aunt thought about it, and then changed her mind: "But Qin Huairu's family can't just take advantage of this cheap price. We have to find a way to ask Qin Huairu for something."
After thinking about it, the second aunt felt that it would be more reliable to find Qin Huairu.
This stick stole two chickens, went to Qin Huairu and asked for one, no problem, right?
Thinking of this, the second aunt immediately laughed.
If nothing else, I can eat chicken today.
So after some deliberation, the second aunt walked to Qin Huairu's house.
……
Besides, this stick terrier hugged two chickens and returned home excitedly.
When Qin Huairu saw it, his eyes lit up with joy, and he looked at Bang Geng with a pair of eyes that shined on the lintel.
"That's great! Come in!"
To prevent accidents, Qin Huairu immediately bolted the door, and then hid the two chickens under the bed.
I was thinking about whether to kill the two chickens first. After all, if the two chickens were to crow, the people in the yard would probably find them easily.
"Knock, knock, knock!" Suddenly there was a knock on the door, and the voice of the second aunt came: "Open the door, Qin Huairu, it's broad daylight, what door should you lock?"
Hearing this sound, Qin Huairu panicked all of a sudden, immediately picked up a bamboo cover, covered the two chickens under the bed, then pulled two benches to block under the bed, and pulled the clothes and sheets under the bed Covering on the bench... It's good to do this series of actions well, Qin Huairu stood a little further away, looked under the bed, and found that it was completely covered, then Qin Huairu walked to the door in peace.
"Ah, here we come." Qin Huairu opened the door.
Seeing that it was the second aunt, Qin Huairu walked out of the room first without giving the second aunt a chance to enter the house, blocking the second aunt with her body.
"Oh, Second Aunt, why are you here? What's the matter?" Qin Huairu said.
"Ah..." The second aunt thought for a while, and said, "Didn't I hear that the stick is coming out? I want to come in and have a look at the stick. Let me go in and have a look."
Saying that, the second aunt was about to squeeze into the house, as long as she saw the chicken, she could go straight to the topic.
"Oh, Second Aunt," Qin Huairu held onto Second Aunt: "Second Aunt, don't go in. Stick stayed in there for so long and didn't sleep well, so I've already fallen asleep, Dongxu is also asleep in the room , I woke up after a while, it's time to curse."
"Yo? BangGong fell asleep?" The second aunt narrowed her eyes and hinted: "I saw BangGong running just now, why did he fall asleep?"
"Just now, did you see Banggen running?" Qin Huairu was a little panicked, and immediately made up: "Second aunt, you must be dazzled, Banggen has been sleeping since noon, and is still snoring now, how could that be possible?" Come out and run?"
Saying that, Qin Huairu pulled the door, shut it tightly, and pushed the second aunt outside with both hands.
"Oh, Second Aunt, what's the matter with you, just tell me." Qin Huairu smiled all over his face.
Seeing this, the second aunt made a sullen face.
In the current situation, the second aunt knew that Qin Huairu would definitely not want to let herself in easily.
So after thinking about it, the second aunt said directly:
"Okay, Qin Huairu, since that's the case, then I'll just say it straight."
"Just now, I saw BangGong holding two chickens and entering your house."
"Can you see what I mean?"
Upon hearing this, Qin Huairu panicked.
Then there was a 'click' in my heart.
However, Qin Huairu was smart, but she denied it immediately:
"What do you mean? I don't understand, second aunt, you must be joking with me, right?"
"Pfft!" The second aunt laughed: "Are you kidding me? Do you think I look like a joke? Believe it or not, I'll call all the people in the courtyard here right now? Let everyone come and see, am I right?" Are you kidding me?"
"Don't, don't, don't, don't!" Qin Huairu immediately begged for mercy: "Second aunt, don't shout, just tell me if you have anything, you see we are all in the same courtyard, there is no need to make things big, don't you think ?”
The second aunt laughed and said, "Then why don't you invite me in for a sit down?"
Qin Huairu saw that this matter could not be concealed anymore, so she looked around and saw no one, immediately invited the second aunt into the house, and blocked the door from the inside.
As soon as the second aunt entered the room, she heard the sound of the chicken under the bed making the sound of 'cuckoo grasshopper', and she laughed immediately: "Those two chickens are hiding under the bed, right?"
Seeing this, Qin Huairu smiled awkwardly: "Aha, Second Aunt, don't misunderstand, the stick is just for fun, bring two chickens to play with, play for a while, and then send them back."
Saying that, Qin Huairu winked at BangGong.
Stick stood up and said, "I won't give it away. Why should I send back the chicken I bought with great difficulty? I want to drink chicken soup today."
From the stick's point of view, his two chickens were hard-earned, and now they are his stick's, so there is no reason to send them back.
Qin Huairu was in a hurry: "Listen to my stick, send it back immediately, what kind of chicken soup will you drink, and drink it when you have a chance next time."
Under Qin Huairu's power, Bang Geng had no choice but to say: "Okay!!!!"
As he said that, Bang Geng sighed in his heart that he was not good at skills, and was discovered by someone, and he must be more careful next time.
Immediately afterwards, BangJiao squatted down to fetch the two chickens under the bed.
At this time, the second aunt suddenly said: "Ahem! Are you sure you want to send it?"
Upon hearing this, Qin Huairu was stunned.
Didn't the second aunt come here to let me send the chicken back?
Why did you say this all of a sudden?
Could it be, have other ideas?
"Second Aunt, what do you mean, should I give this chicken? Or not?" Qin Huairu asked tentatively.
"What do you mean by me? Look at you, the chicken came to your house by itself, and I don't know whose chicken it is. If you kindly give me one, I will definitely not say that it is someone else's chicken." "The second aunt hinted: "Of course, it is best to kill the chicken for me, pluck the hair, and then give it to me."
Upon hearing this, Qin Huairu, who is known as the smartest woman in the hospital, immediately understood.
Is this going to be split in half?Thinking about it carefully, although Qin Huairu didn't want to give it to the second aunt, it was still more cost-effective than sending it back.
"That's okay, Second Aunt, look at these two pheasants, they flew to my house, and Second Aunt also saw it, that means they are related to these two chickens, so let's clean these two chickens, one of them, Bring it to you?"
"That's really great, I hope you can fix it for me within half an hour, don't make me wait too long." The second aunt said: "Otherwise, I'm going to talk nonsense everywhere."
Hearing this, Qin Huairu applauded again and again.
So the second aunt went out.
Qin Huairu immediately started the pot and boiled water.
After bleeding the two chickens, throw them directly into the boiling water.
After scalding water to pluck the feathers, the two chickens were quickly cleaned up.
"Mom, can you not give it to the second aunt? I managed to get it! I really don't want to give it." Bang Jiao said dissatisfied.
"Just give this one the smaller one. Now that the second aunt has seen it, if you don't give it to me, she will definitely tell about it." Qin Huairu said.
"Then, then I want to piss on this chicken." BangGou said and suggested.
Qin Huairu didn't object: "Okay, if you want to pee, just pee."
Stick immediately turned to the smaller chicken and urinated a lot.
It seemed that he was still not satisfied, sticking to the chicken again: "Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah!"
After throwing up several times, I regained my composure, and said with a smile: "Let you still grab me, eat my piss, drink my saliva, haha."
"I want to pee too!" Jia Dongxu woke up, and after listening to the narration, he also became interested.
So Bang Geng brought the pot with the chicken over, and Jia Dongxu also faced him, and urinated a lot of yellow and foamy urine.
Then Jia Dongxu spit out dozens of saliva in a burst of 'peh pee pee pee pee' to relieve his hatred.
In order to prevent any omissions on the chicken, Jia Dongxu asked Bang Geng to lift the chicken up. Jia Dongxu vomited all over the chicken, front, back, left, right, up, down, inside, and outside. His throat was dry and he coughed a few times before giving up.
Seeing this, Huaihua Xiaodang was a child and didn't understand, he just thought it was just playing, and stood up at the same time: "I want it, I want it too!"
So Bang Geng brought the chicken over again, and Sophora Hua Xiaodang urinated and vomited separately.
Only Qin Huairu was missing.Qin Huairu thought for a while and said, "I didn't pee, or I'd just vomit."
"It's okay, you can squeeze a little more." Jia Dongxu suggested.
Seeing everyone looking at me, this emotion has reached this point, it seems that it is wrong not to pee a little.
Qin Huairu squatted down in front of the chicken, squeezed some sparse urine, and then spit dozens of times.
Feeding is complete.The whole family laughed heartily at the thought of the imminent punishment.
Soon, the chicken was sent to the second aunt's home.
Seeing the chicken, the second aunt frowned and said, "This chicken, why does it have a foul smell?"
Saying that, the second aunt nunu nose, leaned closer and sniffed again.It's really stinky and stinky.
"Hiss!" Qin Huairu also leaned closer and smelled it. She suppressed a wave of monsters and said, "This is the smell of chicken. It's normal. It's delicious if it smells fishy. Second aunt, you must have not eaten chicken for a long time." Yes, that's why I feel that the taste is strange, don't wash it too clean, or the fragrant chicken oil will be gone, you can just stew it, drink this chicken soup, it is guaranteed to be delicious, trust my second aunt."
"Really? That's really great." The second aunt couldn't close her legs with a smile.
In order to prevent being discovered, the second aunt stood against the door, cut up the chicken inside the house, and then prepared to stew the chicken.
……
This Huang Mafang went to the toilet, only to find that she was constipated, her face was flushed, and the people nearby who shouted thought that someone was giving birth in the toilet.
"Can you stop shouting so loudly?"
"Yeah, shit and yelling so loudly, everyone in the men's room is talking about it."
"Can't you keep your voice down? Can't you hold back?"
The people who came in to have a look gave a word of persuasion.
Huang Mafang was also annoyed. Going to the toilet would be uncomfortable if she couldn't get out, but these people came to point and point, and it was even more difficult to get out.
"Mum beep, do you want to take care of it? You come in one by one, are you waiting to eat?"
"Who the hell comes in again, I curse his whole family to die!"
"You don't want to be quiet even if you shit, what a bunch of sluts."
Huang Mafang scolded repeatedly, so naturally no one dared to provoke her again.
After about half an hour, Huang Mafang's legs were numb from squatting, but she still couldn't relax.
So he pulled up his pants, supported the wall, and moved out step by step.
After walking for about ten minutes, the numbness in my legs passed.
Huang Mafang skipped the courtyard and walked straight to Dr. Liang's house.
I got a little laxative from Dr. Liang, and after taking it, I turned back to the toilet and squatted for about half an hour to feel the laxative's strength.
Only then did Huang Mafang lose a thousand miles.
After having a good time, Huang Mafang let out a loud 'ah—' in enjoyment.
Only then did she get up, her legs were numb, and she could only move back to the courtyard bit by bit.
After returning home, after more than an hour of torture, Huang Mafang came back with weak eyes and squinted eyes.
I didn't even notice that there were two chickens missing in the cage.
Seeing Huang Mafang coming back, the other two surviving chickens kindly yelled twice to remind Huang Mafang. After a trip, I fell asleep.In this regard, the two chickens are also very helpless.
……
Let's talk about Zou He.
Early in the morning, Zou He woke up and received a reminder.
[It is detected that the host has not signed in yet, do you want to sign in? 】
Seeing this prompt, Zou He didn't say a word, just said in his heart: "Sign in."
【Ding!Sign in successfully!The reward is 1 yuan in cash, 10 catties of food stamps, 10 catties of rice field eels, 10 catties of loaches, and physical endurance increased by +1]
Although there is a cash reward this time, it is only one yuan.
Well, although it is a little less, it is better than nothing.
In addition, it is normal to give food stamps ten catties.
But this rice field eel and loach is a bit abnormal.
This is the first time to give aquatic products, and it is still a living thing.
It seems that if you have a chance, you can cook eel and loach.
Stamina also increased a bit.
This is very important to Zou He.
However, with Zou He's current stamina, it was enough.
As I said before, I compared Zou He to a cow.
A normal person can cultivate one mu of land, but Zou He can cultivate at least ten mu.
So if he had two acres of land, Zou He could easily deal with it.
It's not a problem to go here three times a day, but I don't have so much time, I have to go to work, and I have to give the locals some opportunities to rest.
Now with this upgrade, it is estimated that Zou He can cultivate [-] mu of land, which is not a problem.
……
After going to work today, it is still the same.
Yu Haitang's change is really big.
At first Zou He thought that this girl was just a whim, and if she persisted for half a day at most, she would return to her original state.
Unexpectedly, she has become very considerate and gentle until now.
During the spare time at work, Yu Haitang brought over a cup of tea.
"Hezi, this is the tonic tea I made for you. Try it, it's delicious." Yu Haitang said.
"I'm not thirsty." Zou He replied.
"Oh, just try it. If you don't try it, I'm going to hang around you all afternoon." Yu Haitang twitched her legs, twisted her body, and said coquettishly, "Taste it, I promise I won't let you eat it for a day." Come to bother you, okay?"
Zou He had no choice but to take a sip.
To Zou He's surprise, the taste of this tea is really good.
He drank a few sips, and then drank it all in one gulp.
"How is it? How do I taste?" Yu Haitang asked.
"It's okay, barely." Zou He said with a smile.
"Pfft!" Yu Haitang said with a smile, "It took me a lot of effort to let you say something reluctant, I won't disturb your work anymore, you should be busy."
Saying that, Yu Haitang left happily.
This is really unexpected, this girl can really change?
……
Yu Haitang was also very happy.Normally, Zou He would just slap her hard.
Now I not only drank tea, but also said "barely enough" instead of "garbage", "drinkable" and "bah bah bah".
This made Yu Haitang overjoyed.
It seems that becoming gentle and considerate is effective.
It seems that it will continue to be maintained.
With a smile, in the afternoon, Yu Haitang took a sweater needle and started knitting a sweater for Zou He.
"You can, Haitang, you can really change yourself, you are really strong." Recording Xiaohong said.
"Hey!" Yu Haitang said with a smile, "It's not that I'm strong, but the person I'm willing to change for. He's so good, so good that I'm willing to change into any shape for him."
"For him, are you willing to change into any form?!" The recording Xiaohong screamed: "Hiss! What a poetic sentence, Haitang, I didn't expect you to have such a romantic side. I want you."
Upon hearing this, Yu Haitang blushed and said with a smile, "Really? If you are a mate, would you really want to be with me?"
"Of course!" Recording Xiaohong patted her chest, her face full of arrogance: "If I were a mate, I would stay with you right now, where I am."
Hearing this, Yu Haitang's smile became even brighter.
……
After work that day, Zou He came to Jingjiu Street to collect things.
Today's luck is mediocre, and I only received an antique that is barely worth six figures.
Because Ran Qiuye was inconvenient, Zou He didn't go to Ran Qiuye's house again.
Instead, he went straight home.
As soon as I got back to the courtyard, I heard someone calling.
"Ouch! My chicken!"
"Our chicken is gone!"
Huang Mafang screamed like a pig being killed.
"Who is it? Who was the one who received a thousand dollars and stole my chicken?"
"Which bastard who will never have children and grandchildren stole my chicken?"
Soon, this movement alarmed the whole courtyard.
Everyone came out to ask about the situation.
Huang Mafang told about the loss of two chickens at home.
When they heard that the chicken was lost again, the people in the yard were also filled with righteous indignation.
"Hiss! I lost another chicken, and I still lost two chickens."
"This is simply too lawless. If you find the chicken thief, you can beat him to death with a stick."
"It's really hateful, there are thieves in the courtyard."
"It's really disgusting, just thinking about it makes me angry."
In this day and age, everyone is still ashamed of petty theft.
After all, civilized courtyard houses are advocated, and every household basically does not close their doors at night.
Where did a thief come out, and the reputation spread, it was still very contemptible.
Just when everyone was discussing, a few children turned their attention to Qin Huairu's house.
Stick stick stole Zou He's rabbit and went to jail, just came out.
In just a few days, another chicken was lost in the yard.
Everyone naturally doubted the stick.
It's just that doubts are doubts. No adult dares to directly question other people's families without evidence.
If you can't prove the other party, you will be in trouble.
Seeing that the adults were not talking, Yan Jiekuang, who was the same age as Bang Giao, suddenly said:
"Then what, I'm a kid, I can talk about whatever comes to mind, everyone, don't be as knowledgeable as me."
"What about this chicken, do you think it was stolen by the stick?"
As soon as this remark came out, it immediately resonated with many people.
Some children started talking one after another.
"It must have been stolen by the stick. As soon as the stick came out, the chicken was lost. If it wasn't him who stole it, who else could have stolen it?" said a seven or eight-year-old girl.
"Yes, yes, yes, I think so, stick, why are you like this? Isn't it shameful to be a thief?" Another five-year-old child said.
"That's right, Bangjiu, give me back my chicken." Xiaolan said with a strange face.
All of a sudden, the children started talking.
After all, the chicken is really stolen by the stick, and the stick is also guilty.
The stick had a dark face, not knowing what to say.
Qin Huairu has experienced everything, and naturally her mentality is much better. She immediately stood up and scolded:
"Why are you children so uneducated?"
"You say that sticks are stealing chickens, do you have evidence?"
"Just talking nonsense here without evidence, this is a false accusation, be careful I tell you false accusations, and send you all in."
As soon as this remark came out, the children were immediately bluffed.
Seeing that the children were silent, Qin Huairu became angrier as he thought about it.
Although the chicken is indeed taken by sticks, how can it be called stealing when children take things?
These people have no evidence, so they directly say that the stick is stolen. This is to look down on me, Qin Huairu, and to bully me, Qin Huairu.
Thinking of this, Qin Huairu pointed at these children and cursed:
"You children, don't you have any family members to control your outspokenness? Is this how your parents educate you to be human? A group of uneducated children, without any evidence, just make random accusations. Homeless children, what's the difference?"
This scolding made Qin Huairu feel good about it.
But he offended all these adults.
"What are you talking about Qin Huairu?" The third master stood up and said something.
"That's right, Qin Huairu, did you say that?" Another woman also stood up.
"You're scolding so badly, Qin Huairu, what do you mean by having a mother but not a mother? Who are you scolding here?" A woman was annoyed.
……
Seeing everyone scolding, Qin Huairu came back to his senses.
"Can you blame me? I was just framed, and I feel wronged. Can't you compare your hearts?" Qin Huairu said, and squeezed out a little cat urine: "If you lose something, it's up to our family to steal it. We are innocent. , being framed like this, can't you say a few ugly words?"
To be honest, this Qin Huairu is worthy of being a master of acting, no wonder he can coax Silly Zhu into a daze.
The cat urinated, and when it spoke, it felt aggrieved, and immediately ignored what the courtyard man said.
Seeing Qin Huairu's entire victim's expression, Zou He smiled.
I can't help sighing, Qin Huairu has such acting ability, it's a pity not to become an actor.
Although Zou He has no evidence, Zou He can be 100% sure that the chicken was stolen by the stick.
There is only this one saint robber in the courtyard, who commits crimes as soon as he gets out of prison, who is he?
It is impossible for Qin Huairu not to know whether the stick is going to steal the chicken or two.
Knowing the fact that the stick is stealing the chicken, Qin Huairu can still act like this, saying that she is an acting school, it is a bit underestimating her, and she should be given a Magnolia Award.
"Tell me, my chicken was stolen, what should I do?" Huang Mafang's voice came.
"I have a proposal, everyone, don't be suspicious." A woman who was scolded by Qin Huairu just now said, "Why don't we search the whole courtyard from house to house? , I can definitely find out the clues, can you tell me if this is the reason?"
This proposal immediately resonated with many people.
"Okay, I think this proposal is good, I agree." The third master Yan Bugui said.
"Then I agree." Yan Jiecheng also said.
"Okay, let's search." A woman also said.
Everyone agreed.
And hearing this, Qin Huairu panicked.
The second aunt also panicked, and the second uncle, who knew the truth as soon as he came back, also panicked.
"Second uncle, what do you think, you are the uncle in charge of the courtyard now, how about this proposal?" Qin Huairu kicked the ball to the second uncle.
"If you want me to say it," the second uncle Liu Haizhong said while thinking: "If you want me to say it, it's a bit inappropriate to search the whole hospital, why not?" The second uncle Liu Haizhong twisted his almond head into twist , but couldn’t think of a good excuse, and only came up with a very suffocating reason: “Because it’s too wasteful of manpower, there are dozens of households in the hospital, and it’s too time-consuming to search every household. It took a lot of effort, let’s talk about it, is this the truth?”
"Yes, it took a lot of work." The third master Yan Kuaigui said: "Just call a few more people, and the problem will be solved. The young people in the courtyard will participate, and the search will be finished soon."
"Yes, yes, the third master is right, call a few more people, and the search will be over." A woman said.
"That's right, I'm willing to participate in the search together." A young laborer stood up and said.
"Quick search, stop talking nonsense." Another person said.
Seeing everyone's enthusiastic opinions, the second uncle Liu Haizhong wanted to stop him, but he couldn't think of any good words for a while, so he could only cast a look of help to Qin Huairu.
In this matter, the second uncle's family and Qinhuairu's family are like grasshoppers tied to the same rope, one prospers and the other loses.
Although the second aunt didn't steal it, but she couldn't get away with the chicken being at her house.
"Then what, let me say something," Qin Huairu stood up: "This matter is not only a waste of manpower and time, but most importantly, it will have a bad impact on our courtyard. Think about it, everyone. The courtyard is searching for thieves, if this news gets out, it will affect the selection of our civilized courtyard?"
"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!" The second uncle Liu Haizhong repeated: "This matter mainly affects the selection of our civilized courtyard houses. It can't be searched, it can't be searched."
Hearing this, the expressions of the people in the courtyard suddenly faded.
In this day and age, people are still very concerned about the selection.
After all, being selected is an honor and a reward, and the whole hospital benefits.
If it really affects the selection because of this matter, it will not be beneficial to Da Ai.
"Then if you say that, you really can't search for it." Someone said.
"It's true that it can't be searched, so what should I do?" Someone said again.
"But there are thieves in Biyuan. If I don't search them out, I won't be able to sleep well."
"I still support Sou, anyway we may not be able to be selected."
"I think it's better not to search. After all, it affects the selection and hurts the peace."
"Yes, yes, harmony makes money, you can't search it, you can't search it."
……
There is support for everything for a while.
Everyone, you said each sentence.
However, compared with the unanimous search before, more than half of them do not support search now.
The second uncle, Liu Haizhong, felt his stomach full at this moment, stood up again, and immediately said:
"Okay, okay! When everyone was discussing just now, I counted."
"The majority support not to search, so ah, let's not search."
"Then what... Da Mao's daughter-in-law, you lost your chicken, don't worry, this matter will definitely be tracked down for you until it is found out."
"Let's stop here for today's meeting. Everyone go back to dinner first. If you have any clues, remember to report to me, the uncle in charge of the courtyard, as soon as possible."
"I, Liu Haizhong, is the top ranking person in the courtyard and a master in charge. This matter will definitely be found out by everyone. Take care and put it in my stomach."
"Okay, that's it, let me withdraw."
As he said that, the second uncle Liu Haizhong gestured his hands twice towards the void, his posture was like a general giving orders on the battlefield.
The people in the courtyard also dispersed.
Hearing the second uncle's emphasis on his identity several times in a row, the first uncle, Yi Zhonghai, showed disdain, and when he returned home, he slapped the table angrily: "Look at that bang, how proud he is, if I hadn't retired, he would have Is it his turn to be the uncle of this courtyard? As far as his mindless appearance is concerned, it is enough for me to see him, and I really want to say something to him."
"You'd better not say a few words, this bangs are not a good bird, you dare to hate him, but offended him, I guess he will trouble you every day." The first mother said.
"I know! I know very well what kind of piss this guy is. He is a villain, so of course he dare not provoke him easily," said the uncle Yi Zhonghai, "But wait for me, I will get him out sooner or later. Yes, I should be the master in this courtyard."
The elder Yi Zhonghai pays the most attention to his own prestige. Don't look at the appearance of being indifferent to the outside world. In fact, Yi Zhonghai still feels very uncomfortable if he is not this elder. After all, seeing the big guy, he doesn't respect him as much as before. Taste, I have been suffocating to find an opportunity, and I am in my bangs.
"Looking at the bangs today, I always feel weird." Yi Zhonghai said.
"Strange? Why is it strange?" asked the aunt.
"I always feel," Yi Zhonghai narrowed his eyes, "I always feel that this fringe has something to do with stealing chickens."
"Stealing a chicken? In bangs? Can't you? Are you sure?" Big Mom was shocked.
"It's just a feeling. Of course I'm not sure. If I'm sure, I'll expose him on the spot." Yi Zhonghai said angrily.
……
Qin Huai Ru family.
When Qin Huairu returned home, he let out a long sigh.
"Fortunately, there is no danger, Bang Ji, quickly hide this chicken, wrap it up, and put it in the middle of the night, and then we will secretly stew it."
While talking, while hiding the chicken, in order to prevent accidents, Qin Huairu closed the door and never went out again.
Just wait until it gets dark so that I can stew the chicken.
On the other hand, when the second uncle Liu Haizhong returned home, it was the same.
The two also hid the chicken.
It was very late at night.
Everyone in the courtyard entered Mengxiang.
The second uncle Liu Haizhong and the second aunt got up quietly and stewed the chicken.
"Hurry up and eat in the inner room, don't let Guang Tian Guang Fu and these two wastes smell it." Liu Haizhong said.
"Don't worry, at this point, the two of them are so sleepy, they definitely won't be able to smell it." The second aunt smiled triumphantly.
So the two tasted it.
"Ouch!" The second uncle took a sip, and immediately felt nauseated: "How do you feel, this chicken has a foul smell? Could it be that the chicken is spoiled?"
"Impossible," the second aunt said, holding a chopstick, put it in her mouth, resisting the unpleasant taste, and said: "The live chicken was killed today, how could it be spoiled? This chicken tastes like this, we It’s been a long time since I’ve eaten, and I’m not used to it, but I’m sure I’ll get used to it after just one bowl.”
"Enenen, let me have a sip of the soup." The second uncle said, picked up the bowl, and took a big gulp of the soup.
Entering the chicken soup, there was a strange smell. The second uncle smacked his bangs dozens of times to taste the taste of the chicken soup.
Then, he picked up the chicken soup and drank it continuously.
After eating a bowl of chicken soup, both of them seemed to accept the strange taste of this chicken soup.
"Ah—" Liu Haizhong let out a long breath: "Not to mention, this chicken soup is a taste that I have never tasted since I was a child. It is really unique."
"Indeed, I feel the same way. I have never tasted soup like this before." The second aunt also drank it.
What the second uncle Liu Haizhong and the second aunt never knew was that the chicken soup was heavily seasoned by Qin Huairu's family.
Can it not be fragrant?
On the other side, Qin Huairu's family also finished the soup.
In order to confirm that the second aunt's family is also eating, Bang Giao used his technique of eavesdropping on the wall and overheard the conversation of the second uncle and the second aunt.
Hearing them say the word 'strange smell', the teeth of the sticky smile were all exposed.
When I got home, I told my family about it.
After hearing this, Qin Huairu's family burst into laughter.
Jia Dongxu: "Hahahahaha! It also smells like chicken soup. Damn it's my urine. You're drinking my urine. I didn't expect that in my lifetime, people would still drink my urine and it would taste so delicious. It’s exciting to think about.”
Thinking of how she squatted down, Qin Huairu blushed a little shyly, and said to herself: Second uncle, have you drank my...
Just when he was happy, Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu suddenly heard a loud cry from the courtyard:
"Come and see! The chicken thief has been caught!"
"Come and see! The chicken thief has been caught!"
"Come and see! The chicken thief has been caught!"
……
Three times in a row, resounding throughout the courtyard.
Everyone in the courtyard rose up upon hearing the sound.
Chicken thief, caught?
who is it?
(End of this chapter)
Birds of a feather flock together.Stick in the prison, made friends with many people like him, and learned a lot of knowledge.
"Mom, when I was in prison, I met a man who was very powerful. He squeezed with others in crowded places every day, and when others were not paying attention, he could just pinch two fingers and take it out of other people's pockets." He pinched it hundreds of times before he was caught once, and he said that when he was released from prison, he would teach me the magical skill of pinching fingers." Stick said, "I will be able to use this magical skill of pinching fingers at that time." , to create a future."
"Really? It's only caught once hundreds of times. That's amazing." Qin Huairu was shocked, "What did he get caught?"
"I have everything, food stamps, cash, and gold and silver jewelry. Of course, there are also worthless tissues and socks in my pockets, but that person has eyesight and can tell who is rich. Rich people, so eight times out of ten, they can get money." Stick stared and said: "Mom, tell me, is this person awesome?"
"Niuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!" Qin Huairu said, "When will that person teach you the magical art of pinching fingers, our family will no longer have to worry about food and drink."
"That's for sure. It's not just that you don't have to worry about food and drink. You just want to eat meat and meat, and you want to eat vegetables." Bang Gan said, slapping his chest, with a proud face on his face: "When the time comes, our family will live a happy life." The lives of the Master and the Master."
"Great!" Qin Huairu looked over and praised: "You are such a great stick, you are our little hero!"
Stick was very happy, talking and laughing all the way, talking about the amazing people he met in prison.
Back home, Bang Geng told Jia Dongxu the interesting story about the man who possessed the 'finger pinching magic skill'.
After hearing this, Jia Dongxu really burst out laughing: "If that's the case, we should first clamp all the rich people in our courtyard, first clamp Zou He, and Zou He's monthly salary is more than 100, once , enough for us to buy a lot of meat.”
"Yes, when the time comes, I'll be the first to pinch Zouhe, and pinch him all." Bang Gan said, stretching out his hand with only two fingers, gesticulating in the air, with a longing look on his face.
"It's worthy of my Jia Dongxu's seed, the stick is really ambitious." Jia Dongxu praised: "My dear, you will definitely have a lot of promise in the future."
Qin Huairu finished boasting, Jia Dongxu praised.
I can't wait for Kua's stick stem now.
Sophora japonica is still young, and has no sense of right and wrong. Hearing that the family members are praising stick stems, they follow suit.
"My brother is great, my brother is the best." Huai Hua said.
"Brother is great, brother is the best." Xiao Dang repeated.
The whole family praised the stick from ear to ear, wishing they could practice the magical skill of pinching fingers immediately, and then go to show off their skills.
It's just that the awesome man I met in the prison hasn't come out yet, so the stick naturally doesn't know how to pinch his magic skills.
So I had to use the old method, boil water at home, throw a piece of soap into it, take a horse stance, and start quickly picking up the soap with two fingers.
"Mom, I've been in there for so long, and I feel like my hands are born. I'll use this method to practice my hands first."
The stick was clamping and talking.
"Okay, you practice slowly, be careful not to burn your hands."
Qin Huairu responded.
As the saying goes, if the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked, and the stick is stealing, Qin Huairu and Jia Dongxu say it is.
And after you take it back, you will be praised by your family.
After a long time, the blood of the Saint Thief in the stick was fully activated, and naturally he went further and further on the road of stealing chickens and dogs.
I believe that it won't be long before BangGiao will definitely get the future he deserves.
……
Soon, after three days of closed training, Bang Giao felt that he had accomplished it.
So on this day, the sticks started to move again.
As soon as he was dispatched, the first thing sticking out his mind was to steal from Zou and his family.
Because only Zou and his family are the richest in the whole hospital.If you don't steal Zou He, who will you steal?Who made you Zou He so rich, you deserve it!
But Qin Jingru, the golden dragon, the treasured phoenix were all at home, and the stick watched secretly for a long time, but he didn't find a chance.
So Banggen turned his attention to the other houses in the courtyard.
In the end, Bang Geng once again set his sights on Xu Damao's chicken.
Xu Damao is a projectionist, and he often goes to the countryside to do sympathy screenings. The villagers warmly receive him and often give him some gifts.
Many of them sent chickens, so Xu Damao's family still has four chickens.
There used to be five chickens, but there were only four chickens now.
Three hens, one rooster.
BangJiao stole Xu Damao's chicken, so he is familiar with it.
So I decided to take this to practice first.
"Just kill all four chickens."
Sticking his mouth to one side, he laughed.
So Bang Geng hid in a hidden corner, staring at Xu Damao's house all the time.
Now that Xu Damao has gone in, only Huang Mafang and the three little blue faces are at home.
What sticks to wait is when Huang Mafang goes to the toilet, so he can make a move.
Finally, after lurking for an hour, Huang Mafang walked out of the room with a twist.
Seeing the way Huang Mafang was running around in a hurry, he could tell that this woman was going to pee.
The opportunity is here.
Stick geigei smiled, watched Huang Mafang walk to the middle courtyard, then trot forward, saw Huang Mafang walked to the front yard, and continued to walk out.
"Finally, it's time to show your talents."
So the stick was half-bent, and quietly rushed towards the chickens.
With the fastest speed, he opened the chicken coop, quickly picked up the two chickens, and then flew away.
"Grasshopper!" The chicken made a noisy sound.
It alarmed the second aunt who lived in the backyard of the same hospital.
The second aunt walked out of the house, just in time to see the stick holding the chicken and running outside.
Seeing this scene, the second aunt subconsciously wanted to shout, but thinking about helping Huang Mafang last time, she was beaten up instead, so the second aunt held back.
"This Huang Mafang deserves to be stolen. She doesn't know what's good and what's wrong. I can't take care of her affairs."
The second aunt thought about it, and then changed her mind: "But Qin Huairu's family can't just take advantage of this cheap price. We have to find a way to ask Qin Huairu for something."
After thinking about it, the second aunt felt that it would be more reliable to find Qin Huairu.
This stick stole two chickens, went to Qin Huairu and asked for one, no problem, right?
Thinking of this, the second aunt immediately laughed.
If nothing else, I can eat chicken today.
So after some deliberation, the second aunt walked to Qin Huairu's house.
……
Besides, this stick terrier hugged two chickens and returned home excitedly.
When Qin Huairu saw it, his eyes lit up with joy, and he looked at Bang Geng with a pair of eyes that shined on the lintel.
"That's great! Come in!"
To prevent accidents, Qin Huairu immediately bolted the door, and then hid the two chickens under the bed.
I was thinking about whether to kill the two chickens first. After all, if the two chickens were to crow, the people in the yard would probably find them easily.
"Knock, knock, knock!" Suddenly there was a knock on the door, and the voice of the second aunt came: "Open the door, Qin Huairu, it's broad daylight, what door should you lock?"
Hearing this sound, Qin Huairu panicked all of a sudden, immediately picked up a bamboo cover, covered the two chickens under the bed, then pulled two benches to block under the bed, and pulled the clothes and sheets under the bed Covering on the bench... It's good to do this series of actions well, Qin Huairu stood a little further away, looked under the bed, and found that it was completely covered, then Qin Huairu walked to the door in peace.
"Ah, here we come." Qin Huairu opened the door.
Seeing that it was the second aunt, Qin Huairu walked out of the room first without giving the second aunt a chance to enter the house, blocking the second aunt with her body.
"Oh, Second Aunt, why are you here? What's the matter?" Qin Huairu said.
"Ah..." The second aunt thought for a while, and said, "Didn't I hear that the stick is coming out? I want to come in and have a look at the stick. Let me go in and have a look."
Saying that, the second aunt was about to squeeze into the house, as long as she saw the chicken, she could go straight to the topic.
"Oh, Second Aunt," Qin Huairu held onto Second Aunt: "Second Aunt, don't go in. Stick stayed in there for so long and didn't sleep well, so I've already fallen asleep, Dongxu is also asleep in the room , I woke up after a while, it's time to curse."
"Yo? BangGong fell asleep?" The second aunt narrowed her eyes and hinted: "I saw BangGong running just now, why did he fall asleep?"
"Just now, did you see Banggen running?" Qin Huairu was a little panicked, and immediately made up: "Second aunt, you must be dazzled, Banggen has been sleeping since noon, and is still snoring now, how could that be possible?" Come out and run?"
Saying that, Qin Huairu pulled the door, shut it tightly, and pushed the second aunt outside with both hands.
"Oh, Second Aunt, what's the matter with you, just tell me." Qin Huairu smiled all over his face.
Seeing this, the second aunt made a sullen face.
In the current situation, the second aunt knew that Qin Huairu would definitely not want to let herself in easily.
So after thinking about it, the second aunt said directly:
"Okay, Qin Huairu, since that's the case, then I'll just say it straight."
"Just now, I saw BangGong holding two chickens and entering your house."
"Can you see what I mean?"
Upon hearing this, Qin Huairu panicked.
Then there was a 'click' in my heart.
However, Qin Huairu was smart, but she denied it immediately:
"What do you mean? I don't understand, second aunt, you must be joking with me, right?"
"Pfft!" The second aunt laughed: "Are you kidding me? Do you think I look like a joke? Believe it or not, I'll call all the people in the courtyard here right now? Let everyone come and see, am I right?" Are you kidding me?"
"Don't, don't, don't, don't!" Qin Huairu immediately begged for mercy: "Second aunt, don't shout, just tell me if you have anything, you see we are all in the same courtyard, there is no need to make things big, don't you think ?”
The second aunt laughed and said, "Then why don't you invite me in for a sit down?"
Qin Huairu saw that this matter could not be concealed anymore, so she looked around and saw no one, immediately invited the second aunt into the house, and blocked the door from the inside.
As soon as the second aunt entered the room, she heard the sound of the chicken under the bed making the sound of 'cuckoo grasshopper', and she laughed immediately: "Those two chickens are hiding under the bed, right?"
Seeing this, Qin Huairu smiled awkwardly: "Aha, Second Aunt, don't misunderstand, the stick is just for fun, bring two chickens to play with, play for a while, and then send them back."
Saying that, Qin Huairu winked at BangGong.
Stick stood up and said, "I won't give it away. Why should I send back the chicken I bought with great difficulty? I want to drink chicken soup today."
From the stick's point of view, his two chickens were hard-earned, and now they are his stick's, so there is no reason to send them back.
Qin Huairu was in a hurry: "Listen to my stick, send it back immediately, what kind of chicken soup will you drink, and drink it when you have a chance next time."
Under Qin Huairu's power, Bang Geng had no choice but to say: "Okay!!!!"
As he said that, Bang Geng sighed in his heart that he was not good at skills, and was discovered by someone, and he must be more careful next time.
Immediately afterwards, BangJiao squatted down to fetch the two chickens under the bed.
At this time, the second aunt suddenly said: "Ahem! Are you sure you want to send it?"
Upon hearing this, Qin Huairu was stunned.
Didn't the second aunt come here to let me send the chicken back?
Why did you say this all of a sudden?
Could it be, have other ideas?
"Second Aunt, what do you mean, should I give this chicken? Or not?" Qin Huairu asked tentatively.
"What do you mean by me? Look at you, the chicken came to your house by itself, and I don't know whose chicken it is. If you kindly give me one, I will definitely not say that it is someone else's chicken." "The second aunt hinted: "Of course, it is best to kill the chicken for me, pluck the hair, and then give it to me."
Upon hearing this, Qin Huairu, who is known as the smartest woman in the hospital, immediately understood.
Is this going to be split in half?Thinking about it carefully, although Qin Huairu didn't want to give it to the second aunt, it was still more cost-effective than sending it back.
"That's okay, Second Aunt, look at these two pheasants, they flew to my house, and Second Aunt also saw it, that means they are related to these two chickens, so let's clean these two chickens, one of them, Bring it to you?"
"That's really great, I hope you can fix it for me within half an hour, don't make me wait too long." The second aunt said: "Otherwise, I'm going to talk nonsense everywhere."
Hearing this, Qin Huairu applauded again and again.
So the second aunt went out.
Qin Huairu immediately started the pot and boiled water.
After bleeding the two chickens, throw them directly into the boiling water.
After scalding water to pluck the feathers, the two chickens were quickly cleaned up.
"Mom, can you not give it to the second aunt? I managed to get it! I really don't want to give it." Bang Jiao said dissatisfied.
"Just give this one the smaller one. Now that the second aunt has seen it, if you don't give it to me, she will definitely tell about it." Qin Huairu said.
"Then, then I want to piss on this chicken." BangGou said and suggested.
Qin Huairu didn't object: "Okay, if you want to pee, just pee."
Stick immediately turned to the smaller chicken and urinated a lot.
It seemed that he was still not satisfied, sticking to the chicken again: "Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah!"
After throwing up several times, I regained my composure, and said with a smile: "Let you still grab me, eat my piss, drink my saliva, haha."
"I want to pee too!" Jia Dongxu woke up, and after listening to the narration, he also became interested.
So Bang Geng brought the pot with the chicken over, and Jia Dongxu also faced him, and urinated a lot of yellow and foamy urine.
Then Jia Dongxu spit out dozens of saliva in a burst of 'peh pee pee pee pee' to relieve his hatred.
In order to prevent any omissions on the chicken, Jia Dongxu asked Bang Geng to lift the chicken up. Jia Dongxu vomited all over the chicken, front, back, left, right, up, down, inside, and outside. His throat was dry and he coughed a few times before giving up.
Seeing this, Huaihua Xiaodang was a child and didn't understand, he just thought it was just playing, and stood up at the same time: "I want it, I want it too!"
So Bang Geng brought the chicken over again, and Sophora Hua Xiaodang urinated and vomited separately.
Only Qin Huairu was missing.Qin Huairu thought for a while and said, "I didn't pee, or I'd just vomit."
"It's okay, you can squeeze a little more." Jia Dongxu suggested.
Seeing everyone looking at me, this emotion has reached this point, it seems that it is wrong not to pee a little.
Qin Huairu squatted down in front of the chicken, squeezed some sparse urine, and then spit dozens of times.
Feeding is complete.The whole family laughed heartily at the thought of the imminent punishment.
Soon, the chicken was sent to the second aunt's home.
Seeing the chicken, the second aunt frowned and said, "This chicken, why does it have a foul smell?"
Saying that, the second aunt nunu nose, leaned closer and sniffed again.It's really stinky and stinky.
"Hiss!" Qin Huairu also leaned closer and smelled it. She suppressed a wave of monsters and said, "This is the smell of chicken. It's normal. It's delicious if it smells fishy. Second aunt, you must have not eaten chicken for a long time." Yes, that's why I feel that the taste is strange, don't wash it too clean, or the fragrant chicken oil will be gone, you can just stew it, drink this chicken soup, it is guaranteed to be delicious, trust my second aunt."
"Really? That's really great." The second aunt couldn't close her legs with a smile.
In order to prevent being discovered, the second aunt stood against the door, cut up the chicken inside the house, and then prepared to stew the chicken.
……
This Huang Mafang went to the toilet, only to find that she was constipated, her face was flushed, and the people nearby who shouted thought that someone was giving birth in the toilet.
"Can you stop shouting so loudly?"
"Yeah, shit and yelling so loudly, everyone in the men's room is talking about it."
"Can't you keep your voice down? Can't you hold back?"
The people who came in to have a look gave a word of persuasion.
Huang Mafang was also annoyed. Going to the toilet would be uncomfortable if she couldn't get out, but these people came to point and point, and it was even more difficult to get out.
"Mum beep, do you want to take care of it? You come in one by one, are you waiting to eat?"
"Who the hell comes in again, I curse his whole family to die!"
"You don't want to be quiet even if you shit, what a bunch of sluts."
Huang Mafang scolded repeatedly, so naturally no one dared to provoke her again.
After about half an hour, Huang Mafang's legs were numb from squatting, but she still couldn't relax.
So he pulled up his pants, supported the wall, and moved out step by step.
After walking for about ten minutes, the numbness in my legs passed.
Huang Mafang skipped the courtyard and walked straight to Dr. Liang's house.
I got a little laxative from Dr. Liang, and after taking it, I turned back to the toilet and squatted for about half an hour to feel the laxative's strength.
Only then did Huang Mafang lose a thousand miles.
After having a good time, Huang Mafang let out a loud 'ah—' in enjoyment.
Only then did she get up, her legs were numb, and she could only move back to the courtyard bit by bit.
After returning home, after more than an hour of torture, Huang Mafang came back with weak eyes and squinted eyes.
I didn't even notice that there were two chickens missing in the cage.
Seeing Huang Mafang coming back, the other two surviving chickens kindly yelled twice to remind Huang Mafang. After a trip, I fell asleep.In this regard, the two chickens are also very helpless.
……
Let's talk about Zou He.
Early in the morning, Zou He woke up and received a reminder.
[It is detected that the host has not signed in yet, do you want to sign in? 】
Seeing this prompt, Zou He didn't say a word, just said in his heart: "Sign in."
【Ding!Sign in successfully!The reward is 1 yuan in cash, 10 catties of food stamps, 10 catties of rice field eels, 10 catties of loaches, and physical endurance increased by +1]
Although there is a cash reward this time, it is only one yuan.
Well, although it is a little less, it is better than nothing.
In addition, it is normal to give food stamps ten catties.
But this rice field eel and loach is a bit abnormal.
This is the first time to give aquatic products, and it is still a living thing.
It seems that if you have a chance, you can cook eel and loach.
Stamina also increased a bit.
This is very important to Zou He.
However, with Zou He's current stamina, it was enough.
As I said before, I compared Zou He to a cow.
A normal person can cultivate one mu of land, but Zou He can cultivate at least ten mu.
So if he had two acres of land, Zou He could easily deal with it.
It's not a problem to go here three times a day, but I don't have so much time, I have to go to work, and I have to give the locals some opportunities to rest.
Now with this upgrade, it is estimated that Zou He can cultivate [-] mu of land, which is not a problem.
……
After going to work today, it is still the same.
Yu Haitang's change is really big.
At first Zou He thought that this girl was just a whim, and if she persisted for half a day at most, she would return to her original state.
Unexpectedly, she has become very considerate and gentle until now.
During the spare time at work, Yu Haitang brought over a cup of tea.
"Hezi, this is the tonic tea I made for you. Try it, it's delicious." Yu Haitang said.
"I'm not thirsty." Zou He replied.
"Oh, just try it. If you don't try it, I'm going to hang around you all afternoon." Yu Haitang twitched her legs, twisted her body, and said coquettishly, "Taste it, I promise I won't let you eat it for a day." Come to bother you, okay?"
Zou He had no choice but to take a sip.
To Zou He's surprise, the taste of this tea is really good.
He drank a few sips, and then drank it all in one gulp.
"How is it? How do I taste?" Yu Haitang asked.
"It's okay, barely." Zou He said with a smile.
"Pfft!" Yu Haitang said with a smile, "It took me a lot of effort to let you say something reluctant, I won't disturb your work anymore, you should be busy."
Saying that, Yu Haitang left happily.
This is really unexpected, this girl can really change?
……
Yu Haitang was also very happy.Normally, Zou He would just slap her hard.
Now I not only drank tea, but also said "barely enough" instead of "garbage", "drinkable" and "bah bah bah".
This made Yu Haitang overjoyed.
It seems that becoming gentle and considerate is effective.
It seems that it will continue to be maintained.
With a smile, in the afternoon, Yu Haitang took a sweater needle and started knitting a sweater for Zou He.
"You can, Haitang, you can really change yourself, you are really strong." Recording Xiaohong said.
"Hey!" Yu Haitang said with a smile, "It's not that I'm strong, but the person I'm willing to change for. He's so good, so good that I'm willing to change into any shape for him."
"For him, are you willing to change into any form?!" The recording Xiaohong screamed: "Hiss! What a poetic sentence, Haitang, I didn't expect you to have such a romantic side. I want you."
Upon hearing this, Yu Haitang blushed and said with a smile, "Really? If you are a mate, would you really want to be with me?"
"Of course!" Recording Xiaohong patted her chest, her face full of arrogance: "If I were a mate, I would stay with you right now, where I am."
Hearing this, Yu Haitang's smile became even brighter.
……
After work that day, Zou He came to Jingjiu Street to collect things.
Today's luck is mediocre, and I only received an antique that is barely worth six figures.
Because Ran Qiuye was inconvenient, Zou He didn't go to Ran Qiuye's house again.
Instead, he went straight home.
As soon as I got back to the courtyard, I heard someone calling.
"Ouch! My chicken!"
"Our chicken is gone!"
Huang Mafang screamed like a pig being killed.
"Who is it? Who was the one who received a thousand dollars and stole my chicken?"
"Which bastard who will never have children and grandchildren stole my chicken?"
Soon, this movement alarmed the whole courtyard.
Everyone came out to ask about the situation.
Huang Mafang told about the loss of two chickens at home.
When they heard that the chicken was lost again, the people in the yard were also filled with righteous indignation.
"Hiss! I lost another chicken, and I still lost two chickens."
"This is simply too lawless. If you find the chicken thief, you can beat him to death with a stick."
"It's really hateful, there are thieves in the courtyard."
"It's really disgusting, just thinking about it makes me angry."
In this day and age, everyone is still ashamed of petty theft.
After all, civilized courtyard houses are advocated, and every household basically does not close their doors at night.
Where did a thief come out, and the reputation spread, it was still very contemptible.
Just when everyone was discussing, a few children turned their attention to Qin Huairu's house.
Stick stick stole Zou He's rabbit and went to jail, just came out.
In just a few days, another chicken was lost in the yard.
Everyone naturally doubted the stick.
It's just that doubts are doubts. No adult dares to directly question other people's families without evidence.
If you can't prove the other party, you will be in trouble.
Seeing that the adults were not talking, Yan Jiekuang, who was the same age as Bang Giao, suddenly said:
"Then what, I'm a kid, I can talk about whatever comes to mind, everyone, don't be as knowledgeable as me."
"What about this chicken, do you think it was stolen by the stick?"
As soon as this remark came out, it immediately resonated with many people.
Some children started talking one after another.
"It must have been stolen by the stick. As soon as the stick came out, the chicken was lost. If it wasn't him who stole it, who else could have stolen it?" said a seven or eight-year-old girl.
"Yes, yes, yes, I think so, stick, why are you like this? Isn't it shameful to be a thief?" Another five-year-old child said.
"That's right, Bangjiu, give me back my chicken." Xiaolan said with a strange face.
All of a sudden, the children started talking.
After all, the chicken is really stolen by the stick, and the stick is also guilty.
The stick had a dark face, not knowing what to say.
Qin Huairu has experienced everything, and naturally her mentality is much better. She immediately stood up and scolded:
"Why are you children so uneducated?"
"You say that sticks are stealing chickens, do you have evidence?"
"Just talking nonsense here without evidence, this is a false accusation, be careful I tell you false accusations, and send you all in."
As soon as this remark came out, the children were immediately bluffed.
Seeing that the children were silent, Qin Huairu became angrier as he thought about it.
Although the chicken is indeed taken by sticks, how can it be called stealing when children take things?
These people have no evidence, so they directly say that the stick is stolen. This is to look down on me, Qin Huairu, and to bully me, Qin Huairu.
Thinking of this, Qin Huairu pointed at these children and cursed:
"You children, don't you have any family members to control your outspokenness? Is this how your parents educate you to be human? A group of uneducated children, without any evidence, just make random accusations. Homeless children, what's the difference?"
This scolding made Qin Huairu feel good about it.
But he offended all these adults.
"What are you talking about Qin Huairu?" The third master stood up and said something.
"That's right, Qin Huairu, did you say that?" Another woman also stood up.
"You're scolding so badly, Qin Huairu, what do you mean by having a mother but not a mother? Who are you scolding here?" A woman was annoyed.
……
Seeing everyone scolding, Qin Huairu came back to his senses.
"Can you blame me? I was just framed, and I feel wronged. Can't you compare your hearts?" Qin Huairu said, and squeezed out a little cat urine: "If you lose something, it's up to our family to steal it. We are innocent. , being framed like this, can't you say a few ugly words?"
To be honest, this Qin Huairu is worthy of being a master of acting, no wonder he can coax Silly Zhu into a daze.
The cat urinated, and when it spoke, it felt aggrieved, and immediately ignored what the courtyard man said.
Seeing Qin Huairu's entire victim's expression, Zou He smiled.
I can't help sighing, Qin Huairu has such acting ability, it's a pity not to become an actor.
Although Zou He has no evidence, Zou He can be 100% sure that the chicken was stolen by the stick.
There is only this one saint robber in the courtyard, who commits crimes as soon as he gets out of prison, who is he?
It is impossible for Qin Huairu not to know whether the stick is going to steal the chicken or two.
Knowing the fact that the stick is stealing the chicken, Qin Huairu can still act like this, saying that she is an acting school, it is a bit underestimating her, and she should be given a Magnolia Award.
"Tell me, my chicken was stolen, what should I do?" Huang Mafang's voice came.
"I have a proposal, everyone, don't be suspicious." A woman who was scolded by Qin Huairu just now said, "Why don't we search the whole courtyard from house to house? , I can definitely find out the clues, can you tell me if this is the reason?"
This proposal immediately resonated with many people.
"Okay, I think this proposal is good, I agree." The third master Yan Bugui said.
"Then I agree." Yan Jiecheng also said.
"Okay, let's search." A woman also said.
Everyone agreed.
And hearing this, Qin Huairu panicked.
The second aunt also panicked, and the second uncle, who knew the truth as soon as he came back, also panicked.
"Second uncle, what do you think, you are the uncle in charge of the courtyard now, how about this proposal?" Qin Huairu kicked the ball to the second uncle.
"If you want me to say it," the second uncle Liu Haizhong said while thinking: "If you want me to say it, it's a bit inappropriate to search the whole hospital, why not?" The second uncle Liu Haizhong twisted his almond head into twist , but couldn’t think of a good excuse, and only came up with a very suffocating reason: “Because it’s too wasteful of manpower, there are dozens of households in the hospital, and it’s too time-consuming to search every household. It took a lot of effort, let’s talk about it, is this the truth?”
"Yes, it took a lot of work." The third master Yan Kuaigui said: "Just call a few more people, and the problem will be solved. The young people in the courtyard will participate, and the search will be finished soon."
"Yes, yes, the third master is right, call a few more people, and the search will be over." A woman said.
"That's right, I'm willing to participate in the search together." A young laborer stood up and said.
"Quick search, stop talking nonsense." Another person said.
Seeing everyone's enthusiastic opinions, the second uncle Liu Haizhong wanted to stop him, but he couldn't think of any good words for a while, so he could only cast a look of help to Qin Huairu.
In this matter, the second uncle's family and Qinhuairu's family are like grasshoppers tied to the same rope, one prospers and the other loses.
Although the second aunt didn't steal it, but she couldn't get away with the chicken being at her house.
"Then what, let me say something," Qin Huairu stood up: "This matter is not only a waste of manpower and time, but most importantly, it will have a bad impact on our courtyard. Think about it, everyone. The courtyard is searching for thieves, if this news gets out, it will affect the selection of our civilized courtyard?"
"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!" The second uncle Liu Haizhong repeated: "This matter mainly affects the selection of our civilized courtyard houses. It can't be searched, it can't be searched."
Hearing this, the expressions of the people in the courtyard suddenly faded.
In this day and age, people are still very concerned about the selection.
After all, being selected is an honor and a reward, and the whole hospital benefits.
If it really affects the selection because of this matter, it will not be beneficial to Da Ai.
"Then if you say that, you really can't search for it." Someone said.
"It's true that it can't be searched, so what should I do?" Someone said again.
"But there are thieves in Biyuan. If I don't search them out, I won't be able to sleep well."
"I still support Sou, anyway we may not be able to be selected."
"I think it's better not to search. After all, it affects the selection and hurts the peace."
"Yes, yes, harmony makes money, you can't search it, you can't search it."
……
There is support for everything for a while.
Everyone, you said each sentence.
However, compared with the unanimous search before, more than half of them do not support search now.
The second uncle, Liu Haizhong, felt his stomach full at this moment, stood up again, and immediately said:
"Okay, okay! When everyone was discussing just now, I counted."
"The majority support not to search, so ah, let's not search."
"Then what... Da Mao's daughter-in-law, you lost your chicken, don't worry, this matter will definitely be tracked down for you until it is found out."
"Let's stop here for today's meeting. Everyone go back to dinner first. If you have any clues, remember to report to me, the uncle in charge of the courtyard, as soon as possible."
"I, Liu Haizhong, is the top ranking person in the courtyard and a master in charge. This matter will definitely be found out by everyone. Take care and put it in my stomach."
"Okay, that's it, let me withdraw."
As he said that, the second uncle Liu Haizhong gestured his hands twice towards the void, his posture was like a general giving orders on the battlefield.
The people in the courtyard also dispersed.
Hearing the second uncle's emphasis on his identity several times in a row, the first uncle, Yi Zhonghai, showed disdain, and when he returned home, he slapped the table angrily: "Look at that bang, how proud he is, if I hadn't retired, he would have Is it his turn to be the uncle of this courtyard? As far as his mindless appearance is concerned, it is enough for me to see him, and I really want to say something to him."
"You'd better not say a few words, this bangs are not a good bird, you dare to hate him, but offended him, I guess he will trouble you every day." The first mother said.
"I know! I know very well what kind of piss this guy is. He is a villain, so of course he dare not provoke him easily," said the uncle Yi Zhonghai, "But wait for me, I will get him out sooner or later. Yes, I should be the master in this courtyard."
The elder Yi Zhonghai pays the most attention to his own prestige. Don't look at the appearance of being indifferent to the outside world. In fact, Yi Zhonghai still feels very uncomfortable if he is not this elder. After all, seeing the big guy, he doesn't respect him as much as before. Taste, I have been suffocating to find an opportunity, and I am in my bangs.
"Looking at the bangs today, I always feel weird." Yi Zhonghai said.
"Strange? Why is it strange?" asked the aunt.
"I always feel," Yi Zhonghai narrowed his eyes, "I always feel that this fringe has something to do with stealing chickens."
"Stealing a chicken? In bangs? Can't you? Are you sure?" Big Mom was shocked.
"It's just a feeling. Of course I'm not sure. If I'm sure, I'll expose him on the spot." Yi Zhonghai said angrily.
……
Qin Huai Ru family.
When Qin Huairu returned home, he let out a long sigh.
"Fortunately, there is no danger, Bang Ji, quickly hide this chicken, wrap it up, and put it in the middle of the night, and then we will secretly stew it."
While talking, while hiding the chicken, in order to prevent accidents, Qin Huairu closed the door and never went out again.
Just wait until it gets dark so that I can stew the chicken.
On the other hand, when the second uncle Liu Haizhong returned home, it was the same.
The two also hid the chicken.
It was very late at night.
Everyone in the courtyard entered Mengxiang.
The second uncle Liu Haizhong and the second aunt got up quietly and stewed the chicken.
"Hurry up and eat in the inner room, don't let Guang Tian Guang Fu and these two wastes smell it." Liu Haizhong said.
"Don't worry, at this point, the two of them are so sleepy, they definitely won't be able to smell it." The second aunt smiled triumphantly.
So the two tasted it.
"Ouch!" The second uncle took a sip, and immediately felt nauseated: "How do you feel, this chicken has a foul smell? Could it be that the chicken is spoiled?"
"Impossible," the second aunt said, holding a chopstick, put it in her mouth, resisting the unpleasant taste, and said: "The live chicken was killed today, how could it be spoiled? This chicken tastes like this, we It’s been a long time since I’ve eaten, and I’m not used to it, but I’m sure I’ll get used to it after just one bowl.”
"Enenen, let me have a sip of the soup." The second uncle said, picked up the bowl, and took a big gulp of the soup.
Entering the chicken soup, there was a strange smell. The second uncle smacked his bangs dozens of times to taste the taste of the chicken soup.
Then, he picked up the chicken soup and drank it continuously.
After eating a bowl of chicken soup, both of them seemed to accept the strange taste of this chicken soup.
"Ah—" Liu Haizhong let out a long breath: "Not to mention, this chicken soup is a taste that I have never tasted since I was a child. It is really unique."
"Indeed, I feel the same way. I have never tasted soup like this before." The second aunt also drank it.
What the second uncle Liu Haizhong and the second aunt never knew was that the chicken soup was heavily seasoned by Qin Huairu's family.
Can it not be fragrant?
On the other side, Qin Huairu's family also finished the soup.
In order to confirm that the second aunt's family is also eating, Bang Giao used his technique of eavesdropping on the wall and overheard the conversation of the second uncle and the second aunt.
Hearing them say the word 'strange smell', the teeth of the sticky smile were all exposed.
When I got home, I told my family about it.
After hearing this, Qin Huairu's family burst into laughter.
Jia Dongxu: "Hahahahaha! It also smells like chicken soup. Damn it's my urine. You're drinking my urine. I didn't expect that in my lifetime, people would still drink my urine and it would taste so delicious. It’s exciting to think about.”
Thinking of how she squatted down, Qin Huairu blushed a little shyly, and said to herself: Second uncle, have you drank my...
Just when he was happy, Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu suddenly heard a loud cry from the courtyard:
"Come and see! The chicken thief has been caught!"
"Come and see! The chicken thief has been caught!"
"Come and see! The chicken thief has been caught!"
……
Three times in a row, resounding throughout the courtyard.
Everyone in the courtyard rose up upon hearing the sound.
Chicken thief, caught?
who is it?
(End of this chapter)
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