Siheyuan: Twenty-eight bars chasing Qin Jingru
Chapter 241 Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu's Truth?
Chapter 241 Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu's True Father, Loving Son and Filial Piety (please subscribe and ask for a monthly ticket)
Early autumn days, cool nights.
The sleeping people in the courtyard suddenly heard two roars and all jumped up.
Everyone ran towards the direction of the sound.
"The chicken thief has been caught, who is it?"
"I don't know. It's the sound from the backyard. It sounds like Guangtian and Guangfu brothers shouting."
"The two of them caught the chicken thief?"
"It's probably true. They are also in the backyard. I guess the thief came to steal the chicken again, and was caught by the two brothers Guangtian and Guangfu, right?"
"Definitely yes, definitely yes."
While talking, people ran to the backyard.
The third master, Yan Bugui, the third mother, Yan Xiecheng, He Xiaohuan, Yan Jiefang, Yan Jiekuang, and Yan Jiedi, all rushed over.
The uncle Yi Zhonghai and the deaf old lady also came.
Silly Zhu also came.
He Yushui also came.
Qin Huairu's family followed behind, and also followed slowly.
The other families in the courtyard also followed.
Of course, Zou He got up too.
In this era of extreme scarcity of entertainment, how could Zou He miss a good show to watch?
"Come on! The chicken thief has been caught!"
"Come on! The chicken thief has been caught!"
The voices of Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu were still ringing.
Everyone has gone to the backyard.
Hearing the source of the sound, he couldn't help being curious.
"How come Guangfu shouted from inside the house?"
"Could it be...the thief was caught in the house by their two brothers?"
"Go, go in and have a look!"
Everyone said and walked inside.
……
Let's talk about the second uncle Liu Haizhong and the second aunt.
After the two got the chicken, in order to prevent their two sons from eating it, and to prevent being discovered by others.
Taking advantage of the middle of the night, stewed the chicken with a strange smell, and it was time to eat it.
Liu Guangtian was suddenly awakened by the smell of chicken.
Sitting on the bed, I tried my nose several times, but the smell of chicken still lingered in my nose, which could not go away for a long time.
Liu Guangtian was about to wake Liu Guangfu up, but Liu Guangfu also sat up suddenly.
"Chicken?" The two brothers looked at each other and swallowed unconsciously.
To say that the two brothers Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu live in this family headed by the second uncle Liu Haizhong, which is called living under the fence.
In the eyes of the second uncle Liu Haizhong, these two sons are worthless goods, two worthless goods losing money.
Not to mention letting them eat meat, even if there is an egg, the second uncle has to fry it secretly by himself.
Or in front of the two brothers, let the second aunt just fry an egg and send it to Liu Haizhong's mouth.
The two brothers Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu could only swallow their saliva on the sidelines.
In addition, the second uncle, Liu Haizhong, beat his two sons at every turn.
When things went wrong in the officialdom, the second uncle Liu Haizhong took his anger out on his two sons and beat them. The second aunt was dissatisfied and blackfaced, and the second uncle still vented his anger on the two sons in Liu Haizhong... or beat the two sons.
This Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu, from childhood to adulthood, have lived under the stick of the second uncle Liu Haizhong.
If you make a mistake, hit them. If you are right, hit them too.
Until now, these two brothers have grown up, after being instructed by Zou He once.
The two immediately decided to resist to the end.
Recently, the second uncle Liu Haizhong wanted to hit two people, the possibility is already very small.
They got up and ran, and before they ran, they took away the food.
As the so-called "father is kind and son is filial", it is probably so.
……
Smelling it, Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu tiptoed to the door of the inner room of the second uncle Liu Haizhong and the second aunt.
Through the crack of the door, the two saw the second uncle and the second aunt eating chicken and drinking chicken soup.
"Father, mother!" Liu Guangtian said, "Give us some meat, please?"
"Yes, father, mother, can we each have a bowl?" Liu Guangfu also said.
Hearing this voice, the second uncle Liu Haizhong stopped drinking the strange-flavored chicken soup, put the chicken soup on the table, and stood up.
Come towards the door.
Seeing this action, Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu thought that the second uncle, Liu Haizhong, was going to open the door for himself, and then serve them a bowl of chicken soup and chicken to eat.
As a result, the second uncle Liu Haizhong went to the door and moved another bench over, and added another bench to the door that was already firmly supported.
"It's just your two virtues! Still want to eat chicken? Go eat shit!"
"You two are so ugly! Still want to drink chicken soup? Go drink urine!"
As soon as the two sentences came out, the second uncle Liu Haizhong returned again, holding the chicken soup that Qin Huairu's family added with big ingredients, and drank it.
Of course Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu didn't know that there was Qin Huairu's saliva and urine in the chicken soup, and they were drooling with envy and begging again and again.
"Father, why don't you just give us a bowl? I promise, after you give it to me, I will listen to you from now on." Liu Guangtian said.
"Yes, Dad, Mom, from now on, you can beat and scold if you want, just ask for a bowl of chicken soup. We haven't eaten chicken for a year." Liu Guangfu also begged.
Facing the begging of the two sons, the second uncle Liu Haizhong didn't even look at it, he just waved his hands and said with a look of boredom:
"Rolling, rolling! Give you meat back? Do you deserve it? I threw this meat to the dogs, but I didn't give it to you! You two useless wastes, aren't you very arrogant recently? Now that you see the meat, you know Subdued? Tell you, two words, it's too late!"
Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu are begging for meat again and again.
Liu Haizhong didn't pay any attention to it. In his opinion, the two sons just need to be cleaned up. It's better to feed them a dog than to feed them.
In the end, after Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu tried many times to no avail, they all remembered what Zou He said to them at the same time——
To resist! ! ! !To fight! ! !
So the two looked at each other, and immediately roared and shouted: "Come and see! The chicken thief has been caught!"
……
This is the current situation.
While everyone was curious, everyone entered the house.
"Blessings, what's the matter?"
"You are screaming enough to be a thief, where is the thief?"
Someone asked a question, asking out the doubts of everyone present.
Liu Guangtian said: "Yes! The thief is in our house, the thief is my father Liu Haizhong and my mother."
Liu Guangfu said: "Yes! They're stealing chicken in the house! They're having a blast!"
As soon as this statement came out, everyone on the scene was stunned.
You know, Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu are Liu Haizhong's two biological sons?
The two sons came out to catch their own mother?
This surprised everyone.
Before coming, everyone thought that this little thief had entered Liu Haizhong's house and was caught by Guang Tian Guang Fu.
After a long time, it turns out that the thief they want to talk about is their own parents?
Although Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu said everything clearly.
Everyone also heard clearly.
But subconsciously, everyone's brains can't believe what their ears hear.
"What what? What are you talking about? That chicken thief is the second uncle and the second aunt?"
Someone asked, and everyone stared wide-eyed and looked over.
"Yes!" Liu Guangtian pointed to the room and said, "They are stealing chicken in the room."
"Yes! Smell it, the whole room smells like chicken." Liu Guangfu said.
After another confirmation, everyone reacted.
They exchanged glances subconsciously.
It is really rare for the two sons to report to Lao Tzu.
There are a few who have a relatively low laugh point, and they can't help laughing out loud.
The elder Yi Zhonghai, seeing this scene, immediately smiled with his mouth twisted.
For a moment, Yi Zhonghai suddenly felt that not having a son seemed to be a good thing.
Of course, what Yi Zhonghai was more happy about was the matter itself.
If this is true, isn't this opportunity coming?
Just thinking about holding back the opportunity, this time the second uncle's bangs are in the middle, there will be an opportunity soon.
God help me too!I, Yi Zhonghai, am indeed a lucky person!
Many people who were bullied by the second uncle Liu Hai also started to hate. If it is true, everyone just took this opportunity to take revenge.
Zou He laughed for no reason.
What did the second uncle do with his bangs?
It's fine if the two sons don't defend you, but they are the first to stand up and sell you?
But if you think about it carefully, it is completely understandable how the second uncle Liu Haizhong and the second aunt usually treat Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu brothers.
Sure enough, the sentence in the original book was really applied, parents are not kind, and children are not filial.
……
The second uncle Liu Haizhong and the second aunt who were in the room were also stunned.
They took advantage of the fact that everyone in the courtyard was asleep, and secretly ate chicken without anyone noticing.
He didn't expect to be beaten to death, but in the end he was sold by his two sons.
This feeling can no longer be described as being stabbed in the back.It can only be described as "unexpected to kill."
"I said earlier, these two sons are useless and hopeless, it is better to raise two dogs!"
"Am I right?"
The second uncle Liu Haizhong yelled angrily, and immediately felt that beating these two sons since childhood was still too light.
It is estimated that the second uncle, Liu Haizhong, will never know that it is precisely because he beats his two sons for no reason and uses them as a punching bag that today's situation has come about.
If he knows, he probably won't be the second uncle with bangs.
When people look at themselves, they can't see clearly, especially the almond head in the second uncle's bangs.
"We didn't steal the chicken, don't listen to the nonsense of these two unfilial sons."
"I'm the steward of the yard, how can I steal chickens?"
"You all go back. In the middle of the night, the two sons woke you up. It is really troublesome for everyone!"
The second uncle, Liu Haizhong, immediately blew out the candle and shouted towards the door.
In order to prevent everyone from entering, he used his body to block the door.
Hearing his words, everyone laughed for no reason.
Although they couldn't see what was going on in the house, everyone's noses were not blind.
The whole room smells like chicken, you can smell it every time you smell it, okay?
"Second uncle, you said you didn't steal the chicken, so you open the door and let us have a look."
Yi Zhonghai stood up and said something.
"Yes yes yes yes! Open the door and let's see!"
"Yeah, it's all here, are you still afraid to take a look?"
"Open the door quickly, second uncle, we all smell chicken."
Everyone, you said each sentence.
The second uncle Liu Hai was so frightened that he trembled and didn't know what to say.
The second aunt had an idea, and said: "Then what, it's not that we don't want everyone to see it, but we are all asleep, we have already taken off our clothes, and we are all asleep, do you have the nerve to come in?"
What the second aunt said, many male comrades are not easy to answer.
They're all asleep, so it's really not suitable to come in.
Just when everyone was at a loss.
A woman stood up:
"It's okay, Second Aunt, they're too embarrassed to come in if you're naked, I'll just come in and have a look, we're all women, who doesn't know who's worth a few pounds?"
Upon hearing this, the second aunt thought for a while, and immediately made up: "Well, that's not okay, your second uncle fell asleep too, and fell asleep after taking off his clothes."
That woman was speechless.
Are these two old guys used to sleeping naked?
Or are they doing something they love to do?
……
Just curious.
Yi Zhonghai stood up again: "What's this called? You can put it on again after you take it off. Hurry up and open the door, we've all heard it."
The second aunt had nothing to say this time, so she had to make up: "The clothes are not in our inner room, they are outside."
This reason is made up, it is very far-fetched.
Clothes are not in the bedroom, but outside?reasonable?
"Impossible, you don't have any clothes in your house?"
Yi Zhonghai said again: "Your closet must be full of clothes, don't think I don't know."
"Really not, can we not get up if we want? Can we still be afraid of you? We didn't steal the chicken." The second aunt said again.
"It's okay mom, I brought you the clothes you put outside, come and wear them." Liu Guangtian walked over with the clothes again.
"Yes, Dad, I also found your clothes, please open the door." Liu Guangfu also came over.
The second aunt and the second uncle were speechless. They looked at each other and gritted their teeth.How did we give birth to these two evil beasts?
Even if there was no reason, Second Uncle Liu Haizhong still resolutely refused to open the door.
Qin Huairu said: "Let's all go away. The second uncle and the second aunt are probably sleepy, so don't bother them. Besides, this smell doesn't smell like chicken to me, it's more like urine, probably The smell of the urine jar in the second uncle's house. You all smelled it wrong."
"Although it does smell like urine, it still smells like chicken, okay? Qin Huairu, please stop talking nonsense." Someone retorted.
"Oh, go back, the second uncle is not that kind of person, if he doesn't open the door, you can't force your way in?" Qin Huairu persuaded again.
When Qin Huairu said this, everyone fell silent.
"What Huairu said is not unreasonable. If you are not completely sure, you must bear the responsibility." Yi Zhonghai said, then changed the subject and looked at Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu: "Unless there is a second uncle at home. If you bring someone with you to force your way in, then this is a housework, so it will be fine, and you will not be afraid of being held accountable."
The first half of Yi Zhonghai's words made the corners of Qin Huairu's lips rise unconsciously.
From Qin Huairu's point of view, of course I don't want the second uncle to be caught. The chicken was stolen by the stick, and the second uncle's house leaked something. Then the truth will definitely be revealed, and trouble will arise then.
As a result, as soon as Yi Zhonghai said the second half of his sentence, Qin Huairu's expression froze all of a sudden, and he hurriedly said: "Guangtian Guangfu, don't be stupid, this is your parents, this door is your door, if you hit it If it breaks, the loss will still be your family's biggest."
Facing Qin Huairu's persuasion, Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu looked at each other and said in unison: "If you crash, you crash! If you lose, you lose!"
Saying that, Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu rushed towards the door together, and the two of them kicked towards the door together.
"Boom!" Two voices fell together, the door was kicked and vibrated, and a few cracks flashed.
"Come on! Everyone kick our two brothers together!" Liu Guangtian said.
"Yes! Come to help, if anything happens, we two brothers will take care of it!" Liu Guangfu also said.
Seeing this, what else can everyone say?
The host family let it hit!
Then of course kicked along with it.
In line with the principle of "people gather firewood, flames shine high" and "unite and work hard to break gold", young and old, all kicked up.
"Boom blah blah blah!"
"Bang bang bang bang!"
Count your feet and kick them down.
"Snapped!"
With a loud bang, the door was kicked open.It flew to the ground, shooting out countless dust.
Everyone rushed forward, and soon found the half pot of unfinished chicken hidden under the bed.
"Hiss! It's really chicken!"
"Hiss! The second uncle and the second aunt are really chicken thieves!"
"Hisss! I didn't expect it! It turns out that these two people are chicken thieves!"
"Why is the smell of this chicken so weird? Besides the smell of the chicken itself, there is a foul smell?"
Everyone was shocked and exclaimed.
Huang Mafang was also stunned: "Okay, second uncle and second aunt, you actually stole my chicken! Lose money!"
The second uncle Liu Haizhong's face was livid with fright, and he couldn't speak a word.
Qin Huairu, who was watching all this from the side, swallowed unconsciously, feeling extremely nervous.
Qin Huairu did not expect that her own home was not discovered, but the second uncle's home was discovered.
This, this, this, this...how can this be good?
In the crowd, Zou He, who had been watching the play, noticed all this and laughed for no reason.
It seems that this play is not over yet?
(End of this chapter)
Early autumn days, cool nights.
The sleeping people in the courtyard suddenly heard two roars and all jumped up.
Everyone ran towards the direction of the sound.
"The chicken thief has been caught, who is it?"
"I don't know. It's the sound from the backyard. It sounds like Guangtian and Guangfu brothers shouting."
"The two of them caught the chicken thief?"
"It's probably true. They are also in the backyard. I guess the thief came to steal the chicken again, and was caught by the two brothers Guangtian and Guangfu, right?"
"Definitely yes, definitely yes."
While talking, people ran to the backyard.
The third master, Yan Bugui, the third mother, Yan Xiecheng, He Xiaohuan, Yan Jiefang, Yan Jiekuang, and Yan Jiedi, all rushed over.
The uncle Yi Zhonghai and the deaf old lady also came.
Silly Zhu also came.
He Yushui also came.
Qin Huairu's family followed behind, and also followed slowly.
The other families in the courtyard also followed.
Of course, Zou He got up too.
In this era of extreme scarcity of entertainment, how could Zou He miss a good show to watch?
"Come on! The chicken thief has been caught!"
"Come on! The chicken thief has been caught!"
The voices of Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu were still ringing.
Everyone has gone to the backyard.
Hearing the source of the sound, he couldn't help being curious.
"How come Guangfu shouted from inside the house?"
"Could it be...the thief was caught in the house by their two brothers?"
"Go, go in and have a look!"
Everyone said and walked inside.
……
Let's talk about the second uncle Liu Haizhong and the second aunt.
After the two got the chicken, in order to prevent their two sons from eating it, and to prevent being discovered by others.
Taking advantage of the middle of the night, stewed the chicken with a strange smell, and it was time to eat it.
Liu Guangtian was suddenly awakened by the smell of chicken.
Sitting on the bed, I tried my nose several times, but the smell of chicken still lingered in my nose, which could not go away for a long time.
Liu Guangtian was about to wake Liu Guangfu up, but Liu Guangfu also sat up suddenly.
"Chicken?" The two brothers looked at each other and swallowed unconsciously.
To say that the two brothers Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu live in this family headed by the second uncle Liu Haizhong, which is called living under the fence.
In the eyes of the second uncle Liu Haizhong, these two sons are worthless goods, two worthless goods losing money.
Not to mention letting them eat meat, even if there is an egg, the second uncle has to fry it secretly by himself.
Or in front of the two brothers, let the second aunt just fry an egg and send it to Liu Haizhong's mouth.
The two brothers Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu could only swallow their saliva on the sidelines.
In addition, the second uncle, Liu Haizhong, beat his two sons at every turn.
When things went wrong in the officialdom, the second uncle Liu Haizhong took his anger out on his two sons and beat them. The second aunt was dissatisfied and blackfaced, and the second uncle still vented his anger on the two sons in Liu Haizhong... or beat the two sons.
This Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu, from childhood to adulthood, have lived under the stick of the second uncle Liu Haizhong.
If you make a mistake, hit them. If you are right, hit them too.
Until now, these two brothers have grown up, after being instructed by Zou He once.
The two immediately decided to resist to the end.
Recently, the second uncle Liu Haizhong wanted to hit two people, the possibility is already very small.
They got up and ran, and before they ran, they took away the food.
As the so-called "father is kind and son is filial", it is probably so.
……
Smelling it, Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu tiptoed to the door of the inner room of the second uncle Liu Haizhong and the second aunt.
Through the crack of the door, the two saw the second uncle and the second aunt eating chicken and drinking chicken soup.
"Father, mother!" Liu Guangtian said, "Give us some meat, please?"
"Yes, father, mother, can we each have a bowl?" Liu Guangfu also said.
Hearing this voice, the second uncle Liu Haizhong stopped drinking the strange-flavored chicken soup, put the chicken soup on the table, and stood up.
Come towards the door.
Seeing this action, Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu thought that the second uncle, Liu Haizhong, was going to open the door for himself, and then serve them a bowl of chicken soup and chicken to eat.
As a result, the second uncle Liu Haizhong went to the door and moved another bench over, and added another bench to the door that was already firmly supported.
"It's just your two virtues! Still want to eat chicken? Go eat shit!"
"You two are so ugly! Still want to drink chicken soup? Go drink urine!"
As soon as the two sentences came out, the second uncle Liu Haizhong returned again, holding the chicken soup that Qin Huairu's family added with big ingredients, and drank it.
Of course Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu didn't know that there was Qin Huairu's saliva and urine in the chicken soup, and they were drooling with envy and begging again and again.
"Father, why don't you just give us a bowl? I promise, after you give it to me, I will listen to you from now on." Liu Guangtian said.
"Yes, Dad, Mom, from now on, you can beat and scold if you want, just ask for a bowl of chicken soup. We haven't eaten chicken for a year." Liu Guangfu also begged.
Facing the begging of the two sons, the second uncle Liu Haizhong didn't even look at it, he just waved his hands and said with a look of boredom:
"Rolling, rolling! Give you meat back? Do you deserve it? I threw this meat to the dogs, but I didn't give it to you! You two useless wastes, aren't you very arrogant recently? Now that you see the meat, you know Subdued? Tell you, two words, it's too late!"
Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu are begging for meat again and again.
Liu Haizhong didn't pay any attention to it. In his opinion, the two sons just need to be cleaned up. It's better to feed them a dog than to feed them.
In the end, after Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu tried many times to no avail, they all remembered what Zou He said to them at the same time——
To resist! ! ! !To fight! ! !
So the two looked at each other, and immediately roared and shouted: "Come and see! The chicken thief has been caught!"
……
This is the current situation.
While everyone was curious, everyone entered the house.
"Blessings, what's the matter?"
"You are screaming enough to be a thief, where is the thief?"
Someone asked a question, asking out the doubts of everyone present.
Liu Guangtian said: "Yes! The thief is in our house, the thief is my father Liu Haizhong and my mother."
Liu Guangfu said: "Yes! They're stealing chicken in the house! They're having a blast!"
As soon as this statement came out, everyone on the scene was stunned.
You know, Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu are Liu Haizhong's two biological sons?
The two sons came out to catch their own mother?
This surprised everyone.
Before coming, everyone thought that this little thief had entered Liu Haizhong's house and was caught by Guang Tian Guang Fu.
After a long time, it turns out that the thief they want to talk about is their own parents?
Although Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu said everything clearly.
Everyone also heard clearly.
But subconsciously, everyone's brains can't believe what their ears hear.
"What what? What are you talking about? That chicken thief is the second uncle and the second aunt?"
Someone asked, and everyone stared wide-eyed and looked over.
"Yes!" Liu Guangtian pointed to the room and said, "They are stealing chicken in the room."
"Yes! Smell it, the whole room smells like chicken." Liu Guangfu said.
After another confirmation, everyone reacted.
They exchanged glances subconsciously.
It is really rare for the two sons to report to Lao Tzu.
There are a few who have a relatively low laugh point, and they can't help laughing out loud.
The elder Yi Zhonghai, seeing this scene, immediately smiled with his mouth twisted.
For a moment, Yi Zhonghai suddenly felt that not having a son seemed to be a good thing.
Of course, what Yi Zhonghai was more happy about was the matter itself.
If this is true, isn't this opportunity coming?
Just thinking about holding back the opportunity, this time the second uncle's bangs are in the middle, there will be an opportunity soon.
God help me too!I, Yi Zhonghai, am indeed a lucky person!
Many people who were bullied by the second uncle Liu Hai also started to hate. If it is true, everyone just took this opportunity to take revenge.
Zou He laughed for no reason.
What did the second uncle do with his bangs?
It's fine if the two sons don't defend you, but they are the first to stand up and sell you?
But if you think about it carefully, it is completely understandable how the second uncle Liu Haizhong and the second aunt usually treat Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu brothers.
Sure enough, the sentence in the original book was really applied, parents are not kind, and children are not filial.
……
The second uncle Liu Haizhong and the second aunt who were in the room were also stunned.
They took advantage of the fact that everyone in the courtyard was asleep, and secretly ate chicken without anyone noticing.
He didn't expect to be beaten to death, but in the end he was sold by his two sons.
This feeling can no longer be described as being stabbed in the back.It can only be described as "unexpected to kill."
"I said earlier, these two sons are useless and hopeless, it is better to raise two dogs!"
"Am I right?"
The second uncle Liu Haizhong yelled angrily, and immediately felt that beating these two sons since childhood was still too light.
It is estimated that the second uncle, Liu Haizhong, will never know that it is precisely because he beats his two sons for no reason and uses them as a punching bag that today's situation has come about.
If he knows, he probably won't be the second uncle with bangs.
When people look at themselves, they can't see clearly, especially the almond head in the second uncle's bangs.
"We didn't steal the chicken, don't listen to the nonsense of these two unfilial sons."
"I'm the steward of the yard, how can I steal chickens?"
"You all go back. In the middle of the night, the two sons woke you up. It is really troublesome for everyone!"
The second uncle, Liu Haizhong, immediately blew out the candle and shouted towards the door.
In order to prevent everyone from entering, he used his body to block the door.
Hearing his words, everyone laughed for no reason.
Although they couldn't see what was going on in the house, everyone's noses were not blind.
The whole room smells like chicken, you can smell it every time you smell it, okay?
"Second uncle, you said you didn't steal the chicken, so you open the door and let us have a look."
Yi Zhonghai stood up and said something.
"Yes yes yes yes! Open the door and let's see!"
"Yeah, it's all here, are you still afraid to take a look?"
"Open the door quickly, second uncle, we all smell chicken."
Everyone, you said each sentence.
The second uncle Liu Hai was so frightened that he trembled and didn't know what to say.
The second aunt had an idea, and said: "Then what, it's not that we don't want everyone to see it, but we are all asleep, we have already taken off our clothes, and we are all asleep, do you have the nerve to come in?"
What the second aunt said, many male comrades are not easy to answer.
They're all asleep, so it's really not suitable to come in.
Just when everyone was at a loss.
A woman stood up:
"It's okay, Second Aunt, they're too embarrassed to come in if you're naked, I'll just come in and have a look, we're all women, who doesn't know who's worth a few pounds?"
Upon hearing this, the second aunt thought for a while, and immediately made up: "Well, that's not okay, your second uncle fell asleep too, and fell asleep after taking off his clothes."
That woman was speechless.
Are these two old guys used to sleeping naked?
Or are they doing something they love to do?
……
Just curious.
Yi Zhonghai stood up again: "What's this called? You can put it on again after you take it off. Hurry up and open the door, we've all heard it."
The second aunt had nothing to say this time, so she had to make up: "The clothes are not in our inner room, they are outside."
This reason is made up, it is very far-fetched.
Clothes are not in the bedroom, but outside?reasonable?
"Impossible, you don't have any clothes in your house?"
Yi Zhonghai said again: "Your closet must be full of clothes, don't think I don't know."
"Really not, can we not get up if we want? Can we still be afraid of you? We didn't steal the chicken." The second aunt said again.
"It's okay mom, I brought you the clothes you put outside, come and wear them." Liu Guangtian walked over with the clothes again.
"Yes, Dad, I also found your clothes, please open the door." Liu Guangfu also came over.
The second aunt and the second uncle were speechless. They looked at each other and gritted their teeth.How did we give birth to these two evil beasts?
Even if there was no reason, Second Uncle Liu Haizhong still resolutely refused to open the door.
Qin Huairu said: "Let's all go away. The second uncle and the second aunt are probably sleepy, so don't bother them. Besides, this smell doesn't smell like chicken to me, it's more like urine, probably The smell of the urine jar in the second uncle's house. You all smelled it wrong."
"Although it does smell like urine, it still smells like chicken, okay? Qin Huairu, please stop talking nonsense." Someone retorted.
"Oh, go back, the second uncle is not that kind of person, if he doesn't open the door, you can't force your way in?" Qin Huairu persuaded again.
When Qin Huairu said this, everyone fell silent.
"What Huairu said is not unreasonable. If you are not completely sure, you must bear the responsibility." Yi Zhonghai said, then changed the subject and looked at Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu: "Unless there is a second uncle at home. If you bring someone with you to force your way in, then this is a housework, so it will be fine, and you will not be afraid of being held accountable."
The first half of Yi Zhonghai's words made the corners of Qin Huairu's lips rise unconsciously.
From Qin Huairu's point of view, of course I don't want the second uncle to be caught. The chicken was stolen by the stick, and the second uncle's house leaked something. Then the truth will definitely be revealed, and trouble will arise then.
As a result, as soon as Yi Zhonghai said the second half of his sentence, Qin Huairu's expression froze all of a sudden, and he hurriedly said: "Guangtian Guangfu, don't be stupid, this is your parents, this door is your door, if you hit it If it breaks, the loss will still be your family's biggest."
Facing Qin Huairu's persuasion, Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu looked at each other and said in unison: "If you crash, you crash! If you lose, you lose!"
Saying that, Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu rushed towards the door together, and the two of them kicked towards the door together.
"Boom!" Two voices fell together, the door was kicked and vibrated, and a few cracks flashed.
"Come on! Everyone kick our two brothers together!" Liu Guangtian said.
"Yes! Come to help, if anything happens, we two brothers will take care of it!" Liu Guangfu also said.
Seeing this, what else can everyone say?
The host family let it hit!
Then of course kicked along with it.
In line with the principle of "people gather firewood, flames shine high" and "unite and work hard to break gold", young and old, all kicked up.
"Boom blah blah blah!"
"Bang bang bang bang!"
Count your feet and kick them down.
"Snapped!"
With a loud bang, the door was kicked open.It flew to the ground, shooting out countless dust.
Everyone rushed forward, and soon found the half pot of unfinished chicken hidden under the bed.
"Hiss! It's really chicken!"
"Hiss! The second uncle and the second aunt are really chicken thieves!"
"Hisss! I didn't expect it! It turns out that these two people are chicken thieves!"
"Why is the smell of this chicken so weird? Besides the smell of the chicken itself, there is a foul smell?"
Everyone was shocked and exclaimed.
Huang Mafang was also stunned: "Okay, second uncle and second aunt, you actually stole my chicken! Lose money!"
The second uncle Liu Haizhong's face was livid with fright, and he couldn't speak a word.
Qin Huairu, who was watching all this from the side, swallowed unconsciously, feeling extremely nervous.
Qin Huairu did not expect that her own home was not discovered, but the second uncle's home was discovered.
This, this, this, this...how can this be good?
In the crowd, Zou He, who had been watching the play, noticed all this and laughed for no reason.
It seems that this play is not over yet?
(End of this chapter)
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