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Chen Xiangnan held back his anger and said: "No matter what you do, you will be innocent!"

Gao Cheng nodded: "That's what you want, you have to be kind."

Chen Xiangnan said: "When I went home a while ago, I saw the old man playing hide-and-seek with four children in the yard."

Gao Cheng said: "Hey, I'm old, this old kid likes to mess with kids."

Chen Xiangnan nodded: "Yeah, I just heard that kid say, 'Grandpa, you just lost!'"

Gao Cheng also smiled embarrassedly: "That is for the children."

Chen Xiangnan was amused, and said: "The child continued, 'Then grandpa, you have to take off your pants and pee for your little wife!'"

Gao Cheng furiously said: "Go, what a bad boy!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The audience was overjoyed, and all of them "噫".

All the internet bigwigs in the front row were happy to lean forward and backward.Fang Jiming's eyes also brightened, this cross talk is not bad!

Chen Xiangnan said: "Tongyan is not afraid!"

Gao Cheng waved his hand and said, "There is no such thing as you!"

Chen Xiangnan suppressed a smile and said, "Of course your father won't."

Gao Cheng nodded: "Yes!"

Chen Xiangnan suppressed a smile and said: "The old man said, wait until the most beautiful little daughter-in-law comes home from get off work before peeing."

Gao Cheng was startled: "Hey, old rascal, this is it!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The audience burst into laughter again, and Fang Jiming was even more amused. The cross talk between these two people is not bad, and now they are missing a chance.No, Ling Changyun and the others next to him laughed so hard that they almost poured out the melon seeds.This is a fresh stalk, Fang Jiming has never heard of it in his previous life, and he smiled very relaxedly.

Chen Xiangnan said: "Hey, the old man's hobby..."

Gao Cheng quickly denied it: "I don't have this hobby!"

Chen Xiangnan said: "Actually, it's just to coax the children, how can I really do that!"

Gao Cheng wiped off his sweat, but he could tell that Chen Xiangnan was using his strength because Fang Zhiming was sitting below.If he doesn't know others, how can Fang Jiming not know them! "Yeah, playing with the kids."

Chen Xiangnan said: "Later, the old man started a new round of hide-and-seek with this group of children. A child leaned on the wall and counted from one to one hundred: one, two, three, ten, fifteen, 21..."

Gao Cheng said helplessly: "Well, this kid can't even count!"

Chen Xiangnan went on to say: "The old man praised that this kid is really good at counting and counting really fast!"

Gao Cheng said: "Can you not hurry up, they are all jumping and flying!"

Chen Xiangnan went on to say: "It looks like I'm going to count to one hundred, I have to find a place to hide!"

Gao Cheng nodded: "That's right, if you are found, you lose."

Chen Xiangnan said: "The old man took a look, one child hid to the east, another child hid to the north, and another child to XZ. Your father..."

Gao Cheng rushed to answer and said, "It must be Xiangnan!"

Chen Xiangnan said with a smirk: "Yes, your father must be Xiangnan!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

After a while, the audience understood that Gao Cheng was taken advantage of!Fang Jiming also smiled cheerfully, this cross talk is interesting!
Gao Cheng was late for a while before he understood, and pushed Chen Xiangnan: "Go, why are you always taking advantage of me?"

This time, the audience roared with laughter again.

Chen Xiangnan also walked back with a smile: "Aren't you just playing with the kids!"

Gao Cheng squinted at Chen Xiangnan: "I think you are playing with me!"

Chen Xiangnan said with a smile: "Actually, the old man is not idle all day long, he has a legitimate hobby!"

Gao Cheng was taken aback for a moment, and asked suspiciously: "Is there any improper hobby?"

Chen Xiangnan smirked and said, "What do you think?"

Gao Cheng smiled and said, "No, I thought it was a hobby like reading."

The audience all "噫", Chen Xiangnan's expression is too bad.

Chen Xiangnan said seriously: "Actually, your father has loved listening to semiconductors since he was a child."

Gao Cheng said, "That's the radio."

Chen Xiangnan said: "It used to be called Huaxiazi."

Gao Cheng said: "Yes, this hobby is good."

Chen Xiangnan said: "In the early years, most of the radios were private stations."

……

Speaking of this, this cross talk is alive.

"Learning the Radio Station" is a big job, there is learning, there is learning to sing, and it is a long and long job.Although the actors on the stage are so relaxed, they are actually sweating on their foreheads.This is a cross talk about real kung fu, and Fang Jiming also applauded loudly.There was no way, Chen Xiangnan sang well, and he might not lose if he went to learn popular songs with this voice.To put it bluntly, for example, Fang Jiming sings well.At least Chen Xiangnan's high-pitched voice, Fang Jiming thought he couldn't get it up.

This cross talk is quite long, at least half an hour.It was so different from the cross talk on TV, Cheng Dongquan was stunned watching it.

Yuan Benqu said in a low voice: "This cross talk is not bad!"

Ning Wenkang said: "It seems to be different from the cross talk on TV!"

Tao Chenyao said: "Yes, the time is quite long, and there are a lot of jokes. Well, the scale is also very large."

Yuan Benqu sighed, and said: "This is the most traditional cross talk. Of course it is different from the TV station. Those on the TV station are all new-style cross talk. There are a few passages that are okay, but many of them are not funny."

Regarding this passage, Fang Jiming couldn't be more clear, it is nothing more than a battle between mainstream cross talk actors and non-mainstream cross talk actors!It was like that in my previous life. Obviously, Guo Degang won, and the more the Deyun Society developed, the better it became. This has become a boy group.

"It turned out to be like this. I just said that the cross talk in the Spring Festival Gala is getting less and less funny. There are still a few missing. They are all sketches." Li Xiuqin finally understood.

Fang Jiming suddenly said: "That's because many crosstalk actors in suits didn't do this. Maybe they were cooks or maintenance workers, and they were thrown into folk art troupes and art troupes in those days. As for crosstalk, it's enough if you have a mouth." .Find someone to write a book, practice it well, and become famous. The two of them will have this cross talk all their lives. The four basic homework of cross talk actors, such as talking, learning and singing, basically don’t know. This kind of cross talk is just fooling people. "

"Hey, Director Fang is also an expert!" Yuan Benqu said in surprise, "You also like cross talk?"

Fang Jiming said with a smile: "Just from hearsay, I like it more. We all do comedies, so we have something in common."

"If you can say the words 'speaking, learning and singing', you are not an amateur." Yuan Benqu said with a smile.

Fang Jiming smiled and said, "Old audiences who come here to listen to cross talk probably know about it."

"It seems that Director Fang has been here before, so I said why is Director Fang so knowledgeable?" Ning Wenkang laughed.

Of course Fang Jiming would not say that he wanted to help this "Xiang Jiashe".Not because of cross talk, but because of their strength.Speaking of cross talk, it’s not too bad to be a variety show.It's a pity that Fang Jiming doesn't have any resources now.Maybe we can invite these comedians to play guest roles in movies or something, which can be regarded as helping them.

(End of this chapter)