Actually I just want to act
Chapter 737 Unexpected things
Chapter 737 Unexpected things
However, something that Fang Jiming did not expect happened.
This cross talk is pretty good.Although the cross talk actors in the back are not as natural as Chen Xiangnan and Gao Cheng, and made the audience laugh inadvertently, they are also entertaining to a certain extent. Guankou, Taiping lyrics, learning to sing... are all a lot of hard work.Especially Chen Xiangnan's apprentices, Fang Jiming could see the way they were working hard.
In fact, Fang Jiming knew that it was because they recognized him, and Fang Jiming didn't deliberately hide his whereabouts, he saw it when he was seen.
After listening to a good cross talk, Fang Jiming thought it was good.
By the time of the last show, it was almost eleven o'clock, but the audience still didn't leave.The last one was Chen Xiangnan and Gao Cheng. After they finished "Civil and Military Shuangquan", the audience was sensational.
Fang Jiming also thinks they are very good, because in the cross talk world, Wen is afraid of "Article Club", and Wu is afraid of "Bodyguard". These are two programs.However, after being put together, it became a program called "Civil and Military Shuangquan". In fact, the things about spreading pancakes and making zongzi were just talking about writing and practicing martial arts.
This was a really big job, and it took almost an hour to talk about it, and Fang Jiming was exhausted for them.
After they finished speaking, they went down, but the announcer stopped them. This is called an encore.There was no way, Fang Jiming was the first to boo from the audience: "One more!" They couldn't leave either, because the audience was too enthusiastic.
"The audience was so enthusiastic, I wanted to go back to sleep."
Chen Xiangnan wiped off his sweat and stood outside the table again.
Gao Cheng said: "The audience really liked it!"
Unexpectedly, Fang Jiming let go at this moment, and said, "I was afraid that you would leave. The air conditioner is turned off in the teahouse. It's so hot outside. I have to blow it here for a while, so I can't waste my ticket money." !"
Chen Xiangnan didn't expect that Fang Jiming would make trouble, and he was also excited: "Hey, are you all here to blow the air conditioner?"
Gao Cheng wiped his nose and said, "Hey, who would have thought of this?"
Chen Xiangnan arched his hands, turned around and left: "Farewell!"
Gao Cheng was terrified, and quickly stopped him: "Come back!"
Chen Xiangnan said arrogantly: "Can I follow their wishes?"
"Hey, this is fighting!" Gao Cheng said helplessly.
"Look, all of these are as if there is no room at home." Chen Xiangnan complained, "I plan to spend the night here!"
Gao Cheng asked: "How do you know that people don't have a house in their house? They might be worth billions of dollars!"
Chen Xiangnan immediately pretended to be a fan of money: "What? How much? Let me explain first, I am not because of his wealth, but because I really want to make this friend..."
Gao Cheng complained: "Look at you!"
The audience is happy, but the baggage is not too loud.
Chen Xiangnan said with a smile: "The reason why I say that is because there is a friend with billions of dollars sitting in the audience. Let's invite him to come up and play, shall we?"
Fang Jiming was stunned, but the other audience applauded loudly.
"Fang Dong, everyone is so enthusiastic, why don't you come up and play for a while?" Chen Xiangnan laughed.
Gao Cheng feigned surprise and said, "Director Fang? Which Director Fang?"
"Which other director can there be!" Chen Xiangnan said bitterly, "It's the one I want to extort money from... Oh no, the big star called Fang Dong who wants to make friends with him, Fang Jiming!"
This time, the audience really booed, and Fang couldn't understand it anymore.
Standing up, Fang Jiming clasped his hands together to the audience, and then slowly walked onto the stage.
At this time, Chen Xiangnan's little apprentice quickly came up with a microphone stand, and it immediately became a group crosstalk.To be honest, Fang Jiming is not afraid of any stage he stands on, but this stage is the only one he is afraid of.Crosstalk looks easy to say, as long as you have a mouth.However, anyone who knows the business knows that you can't talk about cross talk if you don't know the bottom line, because you will feel flustered.
Fang Jiming's appearance made everyone in the restaurant feel uneasy.
You know, people who like cross talk are not old men in their teens, but mostly young people in their 30s and [-]s!It can be said that they are too familiar with each other.So, how can they not be happy about Fang Jiming's appearance? This is seeing a living star with their own eyes!
"Mr. Chen, are you trying to extort money from me?" Fang Jiming didn't care about being afraid, and adjusted the microphone as soon as he came up, because he was indeed too short.During the adjustment, the audience burst into laughter, as if this was implying Chen Xiangnan's height.
Chen Xiangnan didn't expect that Fang Jiming didn't say anything, and just a single action would make everyone laugh. This is something only top comedians can do!
Not to mention, Fang Jiming's head start made Chen Xiangnan's words not fall to the ground, but caused another burst of laughter.
"No stage fright, Fang Dong is really good!" Yuan Benqu knew too well how difficult it is to stand on the stage of cross talk.Don't look at people who can talk on and on for half an hour without repetition, but that requires strong basic skills.You don't have this ability, if you go on stage, you will be wilted in 2 minutes.
"Fang Dong is indeed a student of acting, really good." Ning Wenkang also admired him.
Ling Changyun said: "When I speak in the company, I feel a little stumbled. It's good for him. It's so easy to take the stage temporarily."
On the stage, Chen Xiangnan smiled and said, "How can I extort money from you, am I trying to raise financing?"
Fang Jiming pointed with his finger: "Police, someone here is committing fraud!"
"Huh!"
Gao Cheng was frightened by Fang Jiming's letting go, if it wasn't for his profound skills, he wouldn't know how to praise him. "Who cheated?"
Fang Jiming said angrily: "Don't you guys know that this solicitation of financing is a scam. Which company engages in financing without bragging about how powerful it is? In the end, they are all trying to make money!"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
The audience in the audience laughed.If it were someone else, this laughing fruit might not be so good.But Fang Jiming is different, he is a real boss, and he is also a real rich man.
Chen Xiangnan was taken aback for a moment: "No, you still have financing?"
Fang Jiming waved his hand, and said shamelessly, "Hey, I was legally defrauding, and it succeeded."
Gao Cheng said: "Okay, this is the modern version where only state officials are allowed to set fires, and the common people are not allowed to light lamps."
Fang Jiming said, "What's the matter, you beat me to death?"
Chen Xiangnan was also stunned: "Is this still a big star? This is a big hooligan!"
Fang Jiming said hilariously: "You don't understand that, if you want to be a boss, you have to be a hooligan!"
"Alas!!!"
The audience cooperated very much and booed together.Even the bosses of the Internet companies below are booing.
Fang Jiming shamelessly cupped his hands and said, "Thank you, thank you, I'm not proud."
Gao Cheng hurriedly stopped him: "It's okay, no one will thank you."
Chen Xiangnan sighed and said, "I didn't expect that my name as the leader of the hooligans would be taken away by someone."
(End of this chapter)
However, something that Fang Jiming did not expect happened.
This cross talk is pretty good.Although the cross talk actors in the back are not as natural as Chen Xiangnan and Gao Cheng, and made the audience laugh inadvertently, they are also entertaining to a certain extent. Guankou, Taiping lyrics, learning to sing... are all a lot of hard work.Especially Chen Xiangnan's apprentices, Fang Jiming could see the way they were working hard.
In fact, Fang Jiming knew that it was because they recognized him, and Fang Jiming didn't deliberately hide his whereabouts, he saw it when he was seen.
After listening to a good cross talk, Fang Jiming thought it was good.
By the time of the last show, it was almost eleven o'clock, but the audience still didn't leave.The last one was Chen Xiangnan and Gao Cheng. After they finished "Civil and Military Shuangquan", the audience was sensational.
Fang Jiming also thinks they are very good, because in the cross talk world, Wen is afraid of "Article Club", and Wu is afraid of "Bodyguard". These are two programs.However, after being put together, it became a program called "Civil and Military Shuangquan". In fact, the things about spreading pancakes and making zongzi were just talking about writing and practicing martial arts.
This was a really big job, and it took almost an hour to talk about it, and Fang Jiming was exhausted for them.
After they finished speaking, they went down, but the announcer stopped them. This is called an encore.There was no way, Fang Jiming was the first to boo from the audience: "One more!" They couldn't leave either, because the audience was too enthusiastic.
"The audience was so enthusiastic, I wanted to go back to sleep."
Chen Xiangnan wiped off his sweat and stood outside the table again.
Gao Cheng said: "The audience really liked it!"
Unexpectedly, Fang Jiming let go at this moment, and said, "I was afraid that you would leave. The air conditioner is turned off in the teahouse. It's so hot outside. I have to blow it here for a while, so I can't waste my ticket money." !"
Chen Xiangnan didn't expect that Fang Jiming would make trouble, and he was also excited: "Hey, are you all here to blow the air conditioner?"
Gao Cheng wiped his nose and said, "Hey, who would have thought of this?"
Chen Xiangnan arched his hands, turned around and left: "Farewell!"
Gao Cheng was terrified, and quickly stopped him: "Come back!"
Chen Xiangnan said arrogantly: "Can I follow their wishes?"
"Hey, this is fighting!" Gao Cheng said helplessly.
"Look, all of these are as if there is no room at home." Chen Xiangnan complained, "I plan to spend the night here!"
Gao Cheng asked: "How do you know that people don't have a house in their house? They might be worth billions of dollars!"
Chen Xiangnan immediately pretended to be a fan of money: "What? How much? Let me explain first, I am not because of his wealth, but because I really want to make this friend..."
Gao Cheng complained: "Look at you!"
The audience is happy, but the baggage is not too loud.
Chen Xiangnan said with a smile: "The reason why I say that is because there is a friend with billions of dollars sitting in the audience. Let's invite him to come up and play, shall we?"
Fang Jiming was stunned, but the other audience applauded loudly.
"Fang Dong, everyone is so enthusiastic, why don't you come up and play for a while?" Chen Xiangnan laughed.
Gao Cheng feigned surprise and said, "Director Fang? Which Director Fang?"
"Which other director can there be!" Chen Xiangnan said bitterly, "It's the one I want to extort money from... Oh no, the big star called Fang Dong who wants to make friends with him, Fang Jiming!"
This time, the audience really booed, and Fang couldn't understand it anymore.
Standing up, Fang Jiming clasped his hands together to the audience, and then slowly walked onto the stage.
At this time, Chen Xiangnan's little apprentice quickly came up with a microphone stand, and it immediately became a group crosstalk.To be honest, Fang Jiming is not afraid of any stage he stands on, but this stage is the only one he is afraid of.Crosstalk looks easy to say, as long as you have a mouth.However, anyone who knows the business knows that you can't talk about cross talk if you don't know the bottom line, because you will feel flustered.
Fang Jiming's appearance made everyone in the restaurant feel uneasy.
You know, people who like cross talk are not old men in their teens, but mostly young people in their 30s and [-]s!It can be said that they are too familiar with each other.So, how can they not be happy about Fang Jiming's appearance? This is seeing a living star with their own eyes!
"Mr. Chen, are you trying to extort money from me?" Fang Jiming didn't care about being afraid, and adjusted the microphone as soon as he came up, because he was indeed too short.During the adjustment, the audience burst into laughter, as if this was implying Chen Xiangnan's height.
Chen Xiangnan didn't expect that Fang Jiming didn't say anything, and just a single action would make everyone laugh. This is something only top comedians can do!
Not to mention, Fang Jiming's head start made Chen Xiangnan's words not fall to the ground, but caused another burst of laughter.
"No stage fright, Fang Dong is really good!" Yuan Benqu knew too well how difficult it is to stand on the stage of cross talk.Don't look at people who can talk on and on for half an hour without repetition, but that requires strong basic skills.You don't have this ability, if you go on stage, you will be wilted in 2 minutes.
"Fang Dong is indeed a student of acting, really good." Ning Wenkang also admired him.
Ling Changyun said: "When I speak in the company, I feel a little stumbled. It's good for him. It's so easy to take the stage temporarily."
On the stage, Chen Xiangnan smiled and said, "How can I extort money from you, am I trying to raise financing?"
Fang Jiming pointed with his finger: "Police, someone here is committing fraud!"
"Huh!"
Gao Cheng was frightened by Fang Jiming's letting go, if it wasn't for his profound skills, he wouldn't know how to praise him. "Who cheated?"
Fang Jiming said angrily: "Don't you guys know that this solicitation of financing is a scam. Which company engages in financing without bragging about how powerful it is? In the end, they are all trying to make money!"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
The audience in the audience laughed.If it were someone else, this laughing fruit might not be so good.But Fang Jiming is different, he is a real boss, and he is also a real rich man.
Chen Xiangnan was taken aback for a moment: "No, you still have financing?"
Fang Jiming waved his hand, and said shamelessly, "Hey, I was legally defrauding, and it succeeded."
Gao Cheng said: "Okay, this is the modern version where only state officials are allowed to set fires, and the common people are not allowed to light lamps."
Fang Jiming said, "What's the matter, you beat me to death?"
Chen Xiangnan was also stunned: "Is this still a big star? This is a big hooligan!"
Fang Jiming said hilariously: "You don't understand that, if you want to be a boss, you have to be a hooligan!"
"Alas!!!"
The audience cooperated very much and booed together.Even the bosses of the Internet companies below are booing.
Fang Jiming shamelessly cupped his hands and said, "Thank you, thank you, I'm not proud."
Gao Cheng hurriedly stopped him: "It's okay, no one will thank you."
Chen Xiangnan sighed and said, "I didn't expect that my name as the leader of the hooligans would be taken away by someone."
(End of this chapter)
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