Actually I just want to act

Chapter 915
Fang Jiming laughed and said, "Don't worry, if anyone dares to refund the ticket, he will show his teeth to him!"

"Hey, what a guy!" Liang Qifeng said.

Fang Jiming went on to say: "Then Huang Dong said viciously, we only sell tickets, we don't refund tickets, you have to go to Fu A to shout for refunds!"

"Okay, I'm gone and I can't come back." Liang Qifeng cheered up and held Fang Zhiming vigorously, his forehead was already covered with sweat.Because this is not the burden of the right at all, it was all smashed on the spot.If Fang Jiming had learned cross talk, he would be a top cross talk actor.

Liang Qifeng lamented that comedians always have something in common.

The audience was also amused, Fang Jiming's cross talk was a big surprise!
Worth the ticket price!

Many viewers who bought scalper tickets are rejoicing, even those who bought scalper tickets for more than 1000 yuan feel that the price is worth it no matter how high it is.

Fang Jiming said: "So, refund? Then you have to be capable! Our aim is, never refund!"

Liang Qifeng said: "Hey, this is about to bite!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The audience was amused again, because Liang Qifeng even made a pun, which is still saying that Huang Licheng is a dog!
Huang Licheng sat under the stage, his face sank.

Fang Jiming quickly said: "No, we are a regular company, responsible for selling..."

Liang Qifeng asked confusedly, "What are you selling?"

"Of course it's a show, what do you think?" Fang Jiming blinked and said with a smirk.

"I thought it was selling tickets..." Liang Qifeng also laughed.

The audience is even happier, this is another allusion to "selling art but not selling oneself"!

"So today, we two brothers will tell everyone a cross talk, which can be regarded as a show of skill and strength." Fang Jiming said.

"Yes, it's our turn." Liang Qifeng praised.

Fang Jiming said: "To be on stage, we must first introduce ourselves."

"Yes, I need to introduce you." Liang Qifeng said.

"As for me, I'm the kindergarten student who talks about cross talk. My name is Fang Jiming." Fang Jiming introduced himself.

Liang Qifeng asked, "Why are you a kindergarten student?"

Fang Jiming said: "I have a good friend who talks about cross talk. His name is Chen Xiangnan, the class leader of Yanjing Xiangjia Club. As soon as he came on stage, he said that he was a primary school student who talked about cross talk. I think, my level is lower than him, and he I'm a primary school student, so I have to be in kindergarten. After all, I haven't learned much cross talk!"

Liang Qifeng said: "Well, it's all about seniority based on education."

The audience laughed loudly, this is a godsend!

Fang Jiming was also stunned, he didn't expect Liang Qifeng's flattery to be so good, he was afraid that he would not be able to support himself!Seeing that Liang Qifeng could catch it, he immediately regained his energy and said, "The one next to me is amazing, Liang Qifeng, everyone knows, Mr. Liang, this is the acting skill!" Fang Jiming gave a thumbs up.

Liang Qifeng said hastily: "No, no, Director Fang, you won it."

"He is capable." Fang Jiming said, "He studied literature at the age of seven, learned martial arts at the age of eight, practiced Tai Chi at the age of nine, broke boulders in his chest at the age of ten, and started working at the age of 20."

Liang Qifeng hurriedly stopped him and said, "Wait a minute, my chest was crushed when I was ten years old. If I'm so capable, what will happen to me in the next ten years?"

Fang Jiming held back his laughter and said, "Heal your wounds!"

The audience was taken aback for a moment, and then burst out laughing, this stalk is so fresh!

Liang Qifeng was dumbfounded: "Whoever breaks the big stone and I, don't practice it, can't you!"

Fang Jiming smiled and said, "This shows that you are capable."

Liang Qifeng waved his hands and said, "That's not much talent."

"Mr. Liang came to Yanjing when he was 20 years old because of his experience in art since he was a child. Seeing the tall buildings everywhere, he said excitedly, "Oh my god, I finally came to Yanjing!" Fang Jiming said, "This building Old tall!"

Liang Qifeng complained: "Okay, a fool who has never seen the world. But where did I get this badass smell from?"

Fang Jiming smiled and said, "Just as Mr. Liang finished speaking, a dime was thrown into the iron rice bowl under his feet."

Liang Qifeng's eyes widened: "I came to Yanjing by begging?"

The audience burst out laughing, they didn't know what was going on after they didn't hear this stalk!
"Hey, the two of them really know how to talk about cross talk, and it's so good!"

Shan Mengfei was a little surprised, "How do you feel that Fang Zhiming knows everything?"

Chen Lu said, "He is just a monster."

"Actually, Director Fang doesn't know how to talk about cross talk, he probably doesn't know how to sing in the same way." Xia Mu, a native of Jinmen, said, "I am also very familiar with cross talk, and Director Fang's cross talk is a coincidence, and it belongs to layman's cross talk. But to be able to say this level is already very powerful. But Liang Qifeng, his skills are very solid."

"Is it like this, we can't see it at all?" Song Yun said sternly, "Is there still so much emphasis on cross talk?"

"Well, speaking, learning and singing, you have to know everything. Director Fang is fine with speaking. Learning is also fine. Funny is his strong point. It's about singing. If you know the lyrics of Taiping, that's not a problem. Difficult to learn, but difficult to memorize. There is also Guankou, as well as various basic skills..." Xia Mu said.

"It turns out to be like this!" Everyone suddenly realized.

At this meeting, Fang Jiming said on stage: "I am very happy to be able to perform at the Beijing Exhibition today. My friend Chen Xiangnan in the cross talk circle once told me that if he can go to Beijing to hold a special cross talk show, even if it is Talk about a cross talk, then his death is worth it. So, today I dare not tell him that I have come to Beijing to perform."

"Are you afraid that he will die?" Liang Qifeng said.

The audience laughed. In fact, many people don't know who Chen Xiangnan is?

Fang Jiming said: "No, I'm afraid that if he comes, our cross talk will be gone."

Liang Qifeng nodded and said, "Then it's better not to tell him."

"Hahaha……"

The audience did not expect that the two had a perfect understanding and chatted so happily about everything that had disappeared.

Fang Jiming added: "Actually, you may not know that Chen Xiangnan also participated in my new movie."

Liang Qifeng said: "Yes, his acting skills are also very good."

Fang Jiming said: "I remember the most, when I was filming with him, I had to hit my head with a beer bottle."

"The plot requires it." Liang Qifeng complimented.

Fang Jiming continued: "As for me, I just watched him pick up the prop beer bottle and smash it on his head."

"Let's be clear, this is a real prop, the kind that breaks when you touch it." Liang Qifeng explained.

Fang Jiming said: "I was fascinated by watching his performance at that time, it was so good! In the end, the props and beer bottles were smashed, and Chen Xiangnan saw that there were still a few beer bottles on the ground. He thought there were still more. , my director didn't even shout to stop, he just picked it up and smashed it..."

Liang Qifeng sighed and said, "I was sent to the hospital that night."

"Hahahaha..." The audience burst into tears with joy.

(End of this chapter)