Actually I just want to act

Chapter 916

Fang Jiming held back a smile and said, "We asked the doctor, how is Chen Xiangnan? The doctor said nothing happened, but passed out. At the end, the doctor asked us, this is amazing, how did he knock himself out? Will he come again when he wakes up?"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The audience couldn't stop laughing.

Liang Qifeng shook his head and said, "What a crime!"

Fang Jiming said seriously: "This is Chen Xiangnan's dedication!"

"Yes, you must do what you do and love what you do." Liang Qifeng said.

"In our film industry, there are some dedicated and some not dedicated." Fang Jiming said.

"there is."

Liang Qifeng knew that Fang Jiming was getting into the topic, because the topic this time was about the film industry.

Fang Jiming said: "Everyone knows that I am a director, and I have to train and teach actors on the set."

"Alas!!!"

The audience started booing.

Fang Jiming scolded with a smile: "Don't be so nasty!"

"Hahahaha!"

The audience was so cheerful, what Fang Jiming said was always humorous.

Liang Qifeng also praised with a smile: "Yes, I want to teach the actors how to act."

"Once, I met a celebrity who played a big role on the set. I was thinking, what celebrity can be bigger than me?" Fang Jiming said.

"Alas!"

The audience booed again.

Liang Qifeng said: "There are more celebrities than you."

"Why are you talking nonsense, don't you know how to compliment me? I'm your boss anyway!" Fang Jiming gave Liang Qifeng a glare, but ended up amusing the audience.

Liang Qifeng said: "Well, I can't even tell the truth these days."

Fang Jiming didn't care about him or the audience below who were down with laughter, and said to himself: "I asked everyone to start the show at ten o'clock that day, but they came at three o'clock."

"Isn't this very dedicated? You didn't even sleep at night?" Liang Qifeng also wondered.

Fang Jiming paused before saying, "Three o'clock in the afternoon."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The audience was overjoyed, this is the evil man's own trouble!

"Well, it's not that he didn't sleep, but he took his nap!" Liang Qifeng said, "This person's name is...?"

Fang Jiming waved his hand and said, "Don't do this, I have a bad reputation in the entertainment industry, you are making me offend people again!"

"To know that he has a bad reputation in the entertainment industry, Director Fang is also self-aware..." Liang Qifeng's flattering style was intended to be stabbed back.

As a result, the audience was so amused that they couldn't stop laughing.

Fang Jiming glared angrily, and said, "If you don't bring someone like you, just recruit me. After this star came, I asked him why he was late?"

Liang Qifeng praised: "What did he say?"

"He said he met someone on the road who needed help, so he went to do good deeds." Fang Jiming said seriously.

Liang Qifeng said: "Hey, I don't use this excuse anymore in elementary school."

"So you are better than him." Fang Jiming said, "I spotted him on the spot."

"how?"

Liang Qifeng wiped his sweat with a handkerchief, it was really hot on the stage of the Beijing Exhibition.

"When I saw the eyeballs in the corners of his eyes, I knew that this kid must have overslept!" Fang Jiming said seriously.

"It's a bit sleepy." Liang Qifeng said, "It's already three o'clock in the afternoon."

Fang Jiming said: "I asked again: how long did you drink last night? But the celebrity blurted out that he didn't know, and when he came back, he opened his eyes and was in the room."

"Hey, how much to drink?" Liang Qifeng said.

Fang Jiming said angrily: "So I let him go."

"Well done!" Liang Qifeng said.

"Go and play the leading role." Fang Jiming said seriously.

"Why is there such treatment? Isn't it punishment?" Liang Qifeng was dumbfounded.

"Hey, that's the protagonist of the cartoon!"

Fang Jiming threw his bottom line, and the cross talk ended.

The audience below is also happy and unhappy.No way, this is actually a layman's cross talk, and it would be nice to amuse some people.If it wasn't for Liang Qifeng's cooperation, Fang Jiming really wouldn't have come to this part.Even talking about talk shows is better than talking about cross talk.After all, talking about cross talk requires too much knowledge, and not enough strength, it is easy to show timidity.

Fortunately, Liang Qifeng praised it well, and this cross talk that satirizes the lack of professionalism of the actors is not bad.In fact, if you listen to it to experts, you can pick out many faults.However, Fang Jiming's typhoon, which is popular with the audience, is enough for him to cover up some minor flaws.After all, Fang Jiming doesn't rely on cross talk for a living, just play tickets once.

"I didn't expect Director Fang to talk about cross talk!"

The hostess came on stage and said, "That's so well said!"

The male host said: "Director Fang is rich with billions of dollars, have you forgotten?"

"It's really a lot of money! Well, our starring team has also finished their performance, and we invite them back to the stage again."

After the hostess announced, Fang Jiming and Liang Qifeng, who were still wearing coats, were the first to appear on stage.

"Director Fang, come here quickly and tell me why you chose cross talk." The male host greeted.

Fang Jiming picked up the microphone and said: "You think I think so, I asked the best partner around me, what kind of talent does he have, and he has to perform whatever he says. Then he said he can't do anything, I said no Maybe, it will always be the same. He just said, he sat in science and art when he was a child, and he can talk about cross talk, so I made a decision: let's talk about cross talk."

Liang Qifeng said with a smile: "I made everyone laugh, I haven't practiced for so many years, I'm rusty."

"That's really good." The hostess said against her will, "Then why does Director Fang talk about cross talk?"

Fang Jiming laughed and said, "I told you, I'm a fancier. I often go to see the cross talk of good friends Chen Xiangnan and Gao Cheng. Their cross talk is art. Me? It's just for fun, not even serious cross talk. .”

The male host said: "Director Fang is too modest, we all think it's pretty good."

"Really, how about I say one more thing?" Fang Jiming was really gearing up, wanting to fight again.

Unexpectedly, the hostess and hostess said in unison: "Don't, don't..."

The audience laughed again, these people were really funny, one of them didn't know how to be humble, and took the flattery seriously.The other two are too exaggerated, which makes others have the illusion that I am very powerful.

Fang Jiming said contemptuously: "Look, it's a scam, I just said it badly. Okay, just listen to it once if it's good, maybe there won't be a second time in the future."

In fact, Fang Jiming wanted to stage Guo Degang's "I Want to Become Famous" in his previous life, but firstly, Fang Zhiming didn't remember the specific content, and secondly, Fang Zhiming was already famous, so the effect might not be very good. .But now that I think about it, it is better to talk about Lao Guo's works, even if they are not good, they are worse than my own.

(End of this chapter)