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Chapter 711 Chapter 711: A few words that suffocated him

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Shi Jing pursed his lips, his face was pensive, but his brows became more and more wrinkled.

Cold joke, cold joke...

"Come on Xiaojing~"

"Xiaojing, you can do it!"

The guests encouraged him one after another, and even the audience in the live broadcast room were in a hurry.

[Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. 】

【Small scene is so difficult】

[What to do, will Xiaojing not be able to eat? ? 】

Everyone was worried about him, but Su Qingbei showed a malicious smile, "Xiao Jing, if you can't think of something, you can abandon it..."

Before he finished speaking, the boy's frowning brows suddenly relaxed, and his eyes lit up, "I thought of it!"

Now it was Su Qingbei's turn to frown.

Did you think of it?
Su Qingbei: "Start your performance."

Sijing: "The little tadpole found the mother frog, and the mother asked, "Good boy, have you finished your homework?" The little tadpole turned around and left, saying that he had found the wrong mother."

After the voice fell, the scene was a little silent, and then laughter broke out in twos and threes.

Cheng Jia'an laughed the most exaggeratedly: "Xiao Jing, did your cold joke substitute into yourself the fear of being paid by homework?"

Shi Jing smiled a little shyly, "Indeed."

He looked at Su Qingbei again, and asked, "Director Su, have I passed this cold joke?"

Everyone laughed, and Su Qingbei couldn't just say that he failed against his conscience.

He nodded: "Passed."

Shi Jing breathed a sigh of relief instantly, and the barrage in the live broadcast room also expressed their gratitude for him.

【That's great hahaha, our Xiaojing actually has a little talent for being funny】

[Wuuuuuu Xiaojing doesn't have to be hungry anymore, my mother is almost moved to tears]

Su Qingbei glanced over everyone: "Which guest is it next?"

"Let me try." Cheng Jia'an silently prayed in his heart that he would be lucky enough to get an easy game mission.

However, things backfired, and the lottery he drew contained a few words that made him suffocate——

"The content of the game Mr. Cheng drew was to recite poetry while doing push-ups."

The corner of Cheng Jiaan's mouth twitched slightly, and his tone showed displeasure: "Isn't this a bit too much? I'm hungry, and you want me to do push-ups?"

Su Qingbei waved his hand helplessly, with a look of helplessness on his face: "Oh, I can't help it. This is the lottery drawn by Teacher Cheng himself. If you don't want to do it, you can abstain from it. At most, you will be hungry."

Cheng Jiaan: "..."

[Does anyone feel that Director Su deserved a beating when he said this? 】

【If I were Brother Jia, I would definitely make the director doubt life】

【Curious about how Brother Jia will choose! 】

【Brother Jia is a brave man, he will definitely fight! ! ! 】

"I have to think about what poems I want to read." Cheng Jiaan frowned, looking thoughtful.

He hadn't read poetry for many years, and suddenly he couldn't remember it.

But he didn't miss the familiar one.

Su Qingbei looked at Cheng Jiaan, and said with a smile: "Mr. Cheng, have you figured it out? If you can't remember it, why not..."

"Think it over." Cheng Jia'an gave him an annoyed look. He realized that the director really wanted to see them hungry, and he must not let him succeed.

The smile on Su Qingbei's face froze for a moment, "Oh, let Teacher Cheng start showing."

Cheng Jiaan lay down on the ground, did a push-up sullenly, and said in his mouth, "Grape wine luminous glass."

"If you want to drink the pipa, urge it immediately."

"Drunk lying on the battlefield Lord Grim."

"How many people have fought in ancient times."

Cheng Jiaan did a total of five push-ups, clapped his hands when he got up, raised his chin and looked at Su Qingbei with a slightly provocative look in his eyes, "It's done perfectly."

How could Su Qingbei fail to see his eyes, curled his lips and said, "It would be more perfect if we made fifty."

"You have a good idea." Cheng Jiaan rolled his eyes at him angrily.

Su Qingbei: "Which guest is next?"

Pei Qina raised her hand, "I'll do it."

Su Qingbei handed her a lottery, "I wish you good luck."

When Pei Qina heard what he said, she suddenly had a bad feeling in her heart.

She squeezed the sign, showing a suspicious expression of life.

"Can I apply for a fresh start?"

Su Qingbei's face was gentle: "You can apply for abstention."

Pei Qina: "..."

[What content did Nana draw? 】

[Why didn't Director Su announce it this time? ? ? 】

【Don't keep it up, just say it】

As if hearing the roar of the audience, Su Qingbei read out the content on the sign: "The content of the game that Qina drew is to tell a joke about herself."

Pei Qina: "..."

Help, her content looks not much different from the current scene, but the content is quite different.

Pei Qina frowned, trying hard to think about embarrassing things that would not affect her image.

After a while, feeling that Su Qingbei wanted to speak, she immediately said, "I thought about it."

"Oh, let's start the speech." Su Qingbei's expression was still a little regretful.

Pei Qina: "I was in a boarding school in high school. I was the last one to arrive that day, and there was only one upper bunk left."

Pei Qina: "At that time, my upper bunk was scratched. I asked the classmate on the lower bunk if she wiped the bed for me. She said yes. I was so touched at the time. I didn't expect my roommate to be such a warm-hearted person!"

Pei Qina: "I thanked her by holding her hand, and I wanted to invite her to dinner to express my gratitude, but the other party said lightly, you're welcome, she just wiped the dust on the top bunk because she was worried about it."

When Pei Qina said this, she stretched out her hand to support her forehead, "There were other roommates around at the time, how I wanted to leave this beautiful world at that moment."

【Hahahaha it's really embarrassing】

[It's really scary to be debunked for being passionate]

[The scariest thing is that there are other people present]

【Good guy, Nana was so embarrassed at that time】

This incident also caused Pei Qina to become very reticent in the first week of school.

She sighed and looked at Su Qingbei, "Director Su, have you passed the test?"

Su Qingbei nodded, "My toes have already dug out a set of three bedrooms and two living rooms for you at that time."

Pei Qina: "...you don't have to."

Su Qingbei looked at the other people, "Which one of you will be next?"

Liu Qingdu stood up: "I won't do the finale and countdown."

The content of the game he drew was very simple, and he only needed to perform a set of Tai Chi, which he was also good at.

Both Cheng Jiaan and Pei Qina cast envious looks at him.

Why didn't they get what they were good at?
Jiang Shuwang was drawn next.

There was never any emotion on her face, but after the lottery was drawn, she showed a look of embarrassment.

[What did Sister Jiang smoke! 】

[Director Su quickly read it out, oh, oh, oh]

[What is the mission requirement that can make Sister Jiang frown? 】

Su Qingbei looked at Jiang Shuwang's lottery and smiled badly: "The content of the game Mr. Jiang drew is to call a male friend and ask the other party to say the six words 'Are you stupid'."

(End of this chapter)