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Chapter 712 Chapter 712: We are a family here
Chapter 712 Chapter 712: We are a family here
Jiang Shuwang pursed his lips, his brows and eyes were cold, and his tone was very light: "I abstain."
It was too early, and she didn't have any male friends, and there was no way to get the other party to say these words.
Abstaining is the best option.
Su Qingbei raised his eyebrows, "Mr. Jiang, are you sure you want to abstain?"
"Yes." Jiang Shuwang deserved to be indifferent, but patiently repeated, "I abstain."
Finally a guest chose to abstain, Su Qingbei said with a smile: "That's fine, I respect Mr. Jiang's choice, and I regret to announce that Mr. Jiang loses the qualification to enjoy breakfast."
Chuyao was the guest who drew lots at the end.
She tied the black hair scattered on her back into a bun, and walked in front of Su Qingbei.
Shaking the stick, the slender white hand randomly chose a stick.
After Su Qingbei saw the content, a bright smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Teacher Chuyao is lucky."
Chu Yao: "..."
Her beautiful eyebrows were slightly raised, and her tone was slightly dissatisfied, "Do you want this blessing for you?"
[Ah, why don't you just announce the content directly? 】
[Director Dog likes to whet people's appetite]
[Director Su, are you afraid that I will send you blades? ? ? 】
[What color blade and mallet director Su likes, arrange it immediately]
Su Qingbei raised his hand and raised the lottery that Yang Chuyao had drawn, "Come on, let's take a close-up of the camera, so as not to say that I am targeting the guests."
When the audience saw the words written on the signature, they called Chu Yao awesome.
【Sister Yao is really out of luck】
[I feel sorry for Chuyao, and I get a king bomb as soon as I draw it]
[Laughing, she and Jiang Shuwang are so hungry together]
[Jiang Shuwang might be able to bear it without breakfast, but Chu Yao would die if he didn't have breakfast]
Chuyao's luck is really impressive, the lottery she drew clearly stated——
[Please complete the game content of the other five guests]
Chu Yao was so angry that she didn't care if this kind of behavior would be criticized and broke the rules of the game, she snatched the lottery from Su Qingbei's hand and broke it into two.
Su Qingbei smiled and said: "You broke it, you still have to finish it."
Chu Yao glared at him, her brain was spinning rapidly, thinking about the cold jokes she had seen before.
"You said that when you were sad before, your ex-boyfriend would hug you. Now it's midnight, where can I find you an ex-boyfriend?"
Everyone: "..."
Hiss, this joke is too cold.
[Pfft hahaha, telling bad jokes won't bother Sister Yao at all]
[Chuyao likes to read bad jokes very much. The last time she airborne to the fan group, the cold jokes she told were so cold that I wanted to go to the fire]
[What impressed me the most was that she said that Hua Mulan joined the army instead of her father and traveled to the Maldives. 】
【Hahahahahahahahahaha so cold】
[More than that, there is another one: there is a male deer, it walks faster and faster, and finally turns into a highway]
[Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, I failed to hold back my laughter on the bus, and the other passengers all looked at me with crazy eyes]
Su Qingbei also found it quite funny, and nodded: "This one has passed, and then I will do push-ups and read poems."
Chu Yao leaned over and lay on the ground, her lips parted slightly: "Goose goose goose."
Su Qingbei: "No, don't laugh first."
Chu Yao glanced at him faintly, "Director Su, I'm reading a poem."
Su Qingbei was taken aback when she heard the words, and then realized what poem she was reading.
Chu Yao: "The song sings to the sky."
Chu Yao: "White hair floats in green water."
Chu Yao: "Anthurium dials the clear wave."
Su Qingbei: "..."
It seems that the difficulty of reciting poems is not great.
"This one has also passed, and the next step is to tell my own joke."
Chu Yao said without changing her face: "My life is just a joke, there is no need to tell it anymore."
Su Qingbei: "..."
"No, that doesn't count."
Chu Yao looked at him, frowned, and slowly said: "My adoptive parents have a adoptive brother, and he joins hands with the daughter adopted by my biological parents to throw dirty water on me on the show, isn't that funny? "
The corners of Su Qingbei's eyes twitched imperceptibly: "It's funny, then this one has passed."
Some people become so ruthless that they even blacken themselves.
Practicing Taijiquan is not difficult for Chuyao, so there is no doubt about passing the test.
For her, the more difficult task was that even Jiang Shuwang abstained from the task.
Su Qingbei temporarily returned the mobile phone she had handed in to call her.
Chu Yao looked through the address book and felt that calling Brother Tian was the most reliable.
"I'll call the agent."
She turned on the loudspeaker, and the ringing rang for a long time, so long that Chu Yao thought Brother Tian was in a deep sleep and couldn't answer the phone, the phone was connected.
"Chuyao?" Brother Tian spoke with a nasal voice, obviously woken up.
Chu Yao: "Brother Tian, did it wake you up?"
At the other end, Brother Tian was stunned for a few seconds before he said, "Am I dreaming? Aren't you recording a program? Why are you calling me?"
Chu Yao sighed: "Program mission."
Brother Tian thought about it with his clever mind, and immediately understood: "Understood, what do you want me to do for you?"
"ni shi bu shi sha le, this is pinyin, you read it in Chinese characters." Chu Yao's operation was very straightforward.
Su Qingbei: "..."
Gan, the ex-future sister-in-law caught the loophole again.
He patted his forehead, looking annoyed.
However, a certain thought that flashed through his mind made him feel lucky that his future sister-in-law was smart enough.
If it really made her hungry, Brother Nan probably wouldn't let him die for the mid-autumn festival.
Brother Tian frowned and thought for a while, then read out what Chuyao said: "Are you stupid?"
Chu Yao hooked her lips in satisfaction, and looked at Su Qingbei: "Director Su, am I finished?"
Su Qingbei nodded: "Yes."
Jiang Shuwang looked at Chu Yao with surprise in his eyes.
She didn't think there was such a way.
Su Qingbei supported the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, and said with a smile: "The game is over, and it's time for everyone to eat."
The breakfast is very rich, including meat buns, vegetable buns, soy milk, fried dough sticks, millet porridge, and side dishes.
Jiang Shuwang looked at the breakfast served by the staff with no expression on his face.
She is not greedy, nor is she very hungry, there is still a way to bear it.
Afraid of putting pressure on other companions, she thought about it, then turned around and walked out of the yard.
【Shu Wang has nothing to eat, it's so miserable, I feel sorry for her】
[The program team is too cruel! 】
【Hey, I think Sister Jiang must be very uncomfortable now, she is the only one who has nothing to eat】
[Why doesn't the program group let the guests eat?This hurts the body too much, there are other tasks to be completed in the morning! 】
The bullet screen was overwhelmed by the audience's dissatisfaction, and half of the effect Su Qingbei wanted was achieved.
At this time, Chuyao came to the gate of the courtyard, looked at Jiang Shuwang's back and said, "Shuwang, go in and eat together, there is so much breakfast, we can't finish it."
Jiang Shuwang didn't expect Chuyao to come out and call her.
She turned around and shook her head: "No, you can eat."
Chu Yao has such a good appetite, it is impossible not to finish it.
Chu Yao said helplessly: "Shu Wang, don't reject everyone, we are a family here."
(End of this chapter)
Jiang Shuwang pursed his lips, his brows and eyes were cold, and his tone was very light: "I abstain."
It was too early, and she didn't have any male friends, and there was no way to get the other party to say these words.
Abstaining is the best option.
Su Qingbei raised his eyebrows, "Mr. Jiang, are you sure you want to abstain?"
"Yes." Jiang Shuwang deserved to be indifferent, but patiently repeated, "I abstain."
Finally a guest chose to abstain, Su Qingbei said with a smile: "That's fine, I respect Mr. Jiang's choice, and I regret to announce that Mr. Jiang loses the qualification to enjoy breakfast."
Chuyao was the guest who drew lots at the end.
She tied the black hair scattered on her back into a bun, and walked in front of Su Qingbei.
Shaking the stick, the slender white hand randomly chose a stick.
After Su Qingbei saw the content, a bright smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Teacher Chuyao is lucky."
Chu Yao: "..."
Her beautiful eyebrows were slightly raised, and her tone was slightly dissatisfied, "Do you want this blessing for you?"
[Ah, why don't you just announce the content directly? 】
[Director Dog likes to whet people's appetite]
[Director Su, are you afraid that I will send you blades? ? ? 】
[What color blade and mallet director Su likes, arrange it immediately]
Su Qingbei raised his hand and raised the lottery that Yang Chuyao had drawn, "Come on, let's take a close-up of the camera, so as not to say that I am targeting the guests."
When the audience saw the words written on the signature, they called Chu Yao awesome.
【Sister Yao is really out of luck】
[I feel sorry for Chuyao, and I get a king bomb as soon as I draw it]
[Laughing, she and Jiang Shuwang are so hungry together]
[Jiang Shuwang might be able to bear it without breakfast, but Chu Yao would die if he didn't have breakfast]
Chuyao's luck is really impressive, the lottery she drew clearly stated——
[Please complete the game content of the other five guests]
Chu Yao was so angry that she didn't care if this kind of behavior would be criticized and broke the rules of the game, she snatched the lottery from Su Qingbei's hand and broke it into two.
Su Qingbei smiled and said: "You broke it, you still have to finish it."
Chu Yao glared at him, her brain was spinning rapidly, thinking about the cold jokes she had seen before.
"You said that when you were sad before, your ex-boyfriend would hug you. Now it's midnight, where can I find you an ex-boyfriend?"
Everyone: "..."
Hiss, this joke is too cold.
[Pfft hahaha, telling bad jokes won't bother Sister Yao at all]
[Chuyao likes to read bad jokes very much. The last time she airborne to the fan group, the cold jokes she told were so cold that I wanted to go to the fire]
[What impressed me the most was that she said that Hua Mulan joined the army instead of her father and traveled to the Maldives. 】
【Hahahahahahahahahaha so cold】
[More than that, there is another one: there is a male deer, it walks faster and faster, and finally turns into a highway]
[Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, I failed to hold back my laughter on the bus, and the other passengers all looked at me with crazy eyes]
Su Qingbei also found it quite funny, and nodded: "This one has passed, and then I will do push-ups and read poems."
Chu Yao leaned over and lay on the ground, her lips parted slightly: "Goose goose goose."
Su Qingbei: "No, don't laugh first."
Chu Yao glanced at him faintly, "Director Su, I'm reading a poem."
Su Qingbei was taken aback when she heard the words, and then realized what poem she was reading.
Chu Yao: "The song sings to the sky."
Chu Yao: "White hair floats in green water."
Chu Yao: "Anthurium dials the clear wave."
Su Qingbei: "..."
It seems that the difficulty of reciting poems is not great.
"This one has also passed, and the next step is to tell my own joke."
Chu Yao said without changing her face: "My life is just a joke, there is no need to tell it anymore."
Su Qingbei: "..."
"No, that doesn't count."
Chu Yao looked at him, frowned, and slowly said: "My adoptive parents have a adoptive brother, and he joins hands with the daughter adopted by my biological parents to throw dirty water on me on the show, isn't that funny? "
The corners of Su Qingbei's eyes twitched imperceptibly: "It's funny, then this one has passed."
Some people become so ruthless that they even blacken themselves.
Practicing Taijiquan is not difficult for Chuyao, so there is no doubt about passing the test.
For her, the more difficult task was that even Jiang Shuwang abstained from the task.
Su Qingbei temporarily returned the mobile phone she had handed in to call her.
Chu Yao looked through the address book and felt that calling Brother Tian was the most reliable.
"I'll call the agent."
She turned on the loudspeaker, and the ringing rang for a long time, so long that Chu Yao thought Brother Tian was in a deep sleep and couldn't answer the phone, the phone was connected.
"Chuyao?" Brother Tian spoke with a nasal voice, obviously woken up.
Chu Yao: "Brother Tian, did it wake you up?"
At the other end, Brother Tian was stunned for a few seconds before he said, "Am I dreaming? Aren't you recording a program? Why are you calling me?"
Chu Yao sighed: "Program mission."
Brother Tian thought about it with his clever mind, and immediately understood: "Understood, what do you want me to do for you?"
"ni shi bu shi sha le, this is pinyin, you read it in Chinese characters." Chu Yao's operation was very straightforward.
Su Qingbei: "..."
Gan, the ex-future sister-in-law caught the loophole again.
He patted his forehead, looking annoyed.
However, a certain thought that flashed through his mind made him feel lucky that his future sister-in-law was smart enough.
If it really made her hungry, Brother Nan probably wouldn't let him die for the mid-autumn festival.
Brother Tian frowned and thought for a while, then read out what Chuyao said: "Are you stupid?"
Chu Yao hooked her lips in satisfaction, and looked at Su Qingbei: "Director Su, am I finished?"
Su Qingbei nodded: "Yes."
Jiang Shuwang looked at Chu Yao with surprise in his eyes.
She didn't think there was such a way.
Su Qingbei supported the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, and said with a smile: "The game is over, and it's time for everyone to eat."
The breakfast is very rich, including meat buns, vegetable buns, soy milk, fried dough sticks, millet porridge, and side dishes.
Jiang Shuwang looked at the breakfast served by the staff with no expression on his face.
She is not greedy, nor is she very hungry, there is still a way to bear it.
Afraid of putting pressure on other companions, she thought about it, then turned around and walked out of the yard.
【Shu Wang has nothing to eat, it's so miserable, I feel sorry for her】
[The program team is too cruel! 】
【Hey, I think Sister Jiang must be very uncomfortable now, she is the only one who has nothing to eat】
[Why doesn't the program group let the guests eat?This hurts the body too much, there are other tasks to be completed in the morning! 】
The bullet screen was overwhelmed by the audience's dissatisfaction, and half of the effect Su Qingbei wanted was achieved.
At this time, Chuyao came to the gate of the courtyard, looked at Jiang Shuwang's back and said, "Shuwang, go in and eat together, there is so much breakfast, we can't finish it."
Jiang Shuwang didn't expect Chuyao to come out and call her.
She turned around and shook her head: "No, you can eat."
Chu Yao has such a good appetite, it is impossible not to finish it.
Chu Yao said helplessly: "Shu Wang, don't reject everyone, we are a family here."
(End of this chapter)
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