Tokyo becoming a god starts from the bathroom

Chapter 34 What kind of human suffering is this!

In the first 3 minutes, Xingnan Songzhi had a good experience of what is smooth and comfortable, and detoxification is relaxed.

As for the specific process, I will not describe any frontal or sideways or other aspects. After all, fairies never need to go to the toilet, they just go to the bathroom to wash their hands.

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Well, in short, Xingnan Matsuori's experience during the first 3 minutes of going to the bathroom was quite happy, comfortable and smooth, without splashes, and extremely natural and unrestrained.

Especially after thinking of detoxification and beauty at the same time, the happiness is directly doubled.

Let me ask, what else can make your skin more beautiful and finer than going to the bathroom?
This is simply the ceiling of the bathroom world, okay~
In short, during these 180 seconds, for Xingnan Matsuori, almost every second is joy and enjoyment.

However, after all, this is not pure enjoyment, but just like luck before, the existence of one body and two sides.

After 3 minutes, it was over before I knew it.

Just like the high-speed download experience function of a certain network disk, the smooth 3 minutes were well stuck at the last point.

Seeing that everything was about to end, but after a full 3 minutes of going smoothly, the backlash came!
A mysterious force like an iron wall appeared in an indescribable place!
bass!
"Eh?!"

Xingnan Matsuori's complexion changed drastically!

Originally, the feeling of a smooth journey and a sudden flow of thousands of miles came to an abrupt end at this moment.

Xingnan Songzhi, who was going to put all his efforts to end the whole thing, just exerted his strength, and felt that all his strength at this moment disappeared without a trace!
"Hmm~!"

Work hard!

"Hmm~!"

hard! ! !

Xingnan Songzhi is like an enemy!

However, the heaven and the earth all work together, and the hero is not free when transported away.

The memory that was able to flow unimpeded with a light force before seemed to have become an illusion. At this moment, no matter how hard I tried, it would have no effect on the result.

Even though, she obviously wanted to go to the toilet very much at this moment, and she was just a step away from the door!

It's like, the download is down to 90.00% and it's stuck forever?
No, it's as if you are in a good mood, after the toilet paper is ready, the special compressed package you are downloading stops after downloading to 99.9%, and then you are directly 404!

Just a little bit!Almost as happy as it gets!
However, it just couldn't be obtained!

"How can it be repaired! Besides, a little bit will be fine, huh!"

Xingnan Matsuori slowed down his strength, first he used normal strength, then he blushed hard, and then gritted his teeth hard!
But still can't do anything.

Stop and rest.

Then, she exploded with all her strength again!
After several rounds of sprinting, Xingnan Matsuori slumped against the toilet tank, with blank eyes, he seemed to understand:

No matter how hard you try, you won't get results. Apart from life and love, there is also constipation.

Call ~
I really have no energy~
Bear with it, bear with it until the backlash is over.
Although the feeling of powerlessness now makes Xingnan Matsuori quite uncomfortable and irritable, but after all, he has been mentally prepared for a long time, so he can bear it after all.

In all fairness, constipation is just a result of hard work.

Compared with the uncontrollable rocket-like diarrhea like that little brother, I don’t know how much better it is!
Xingnan Matsuori comforted herself:

"It's fine to bear it for a while, as long as you endure it until the backlash is over, then it will be fine."

Having said that, memories hit my mind.

For a moment, her eyes were wide open, and a bad feeling rushed straight to the back of her head!
"Huh?! Lord Shenming didn't say how long it will take to retaliate!"

He Chen only said that after 3 minutes of unwinding, it will start to backfire, but it has never been said how long it will take before it will be unobstructed again.

In accordance with the consistent disposition of the gods.
Good guy, it won't be impossible to get through, so it has to be blocked all the time, right? !

"It happened."

Xingnan Matsuori's face turned pale, and in this powerless despair, he thought of many things in an instant.

She thought of her hometown thousands of miles away, and the dogs raised by her hometown;
She thought of the exam the day after tomorrow and the clock in the exam room;
she thought
"If it can't be pulled out, I won't have to stay on the toilet all the time?!"

Before, the unfortunate event ended after the younger brother who was chasing him was dealt with.

According to this rhythm, at this moment, if she doesn't solve this matter, it may really never end!

Dry!
What kind of human suffering is this!

Xingnan Matsuori, who was sweating profusely, could not produce any effect. In this despair, he had never felt the importance of the blessings given by the gods before, and the importance of a smooth bowel.

and, deeply moved by
Why are you so good at cheating people!My lord!

Obviously, you couldn't even get away from a floor tile before!
Think about it, when targeting that little brother earlier, his ability was obviously stronger than his blessing!
So the so-called [God bias] of Lord Shenming is rooted in the despair of believers and grows, right? !
Good guy, she tried twice, got scammed twice, it really made her feel hopeless every time.
You are simply evil, my lord!

After using the inverse sentence to make fun of the unreliable god-sama once again, Xingnan Matsuori finally regained some willpower based on this.

However, the emotions did come out, but the constipation problem that had plagued her before was still there, and it didn't waver in the slightest.

It seems that there are only two choices before Xingnan Matsuori at this moment:

Do you continue to work hard to achieve smoothness; or give up temporarily to avoid the edge?

But
Is this really true?
Is there really no better way? !
Do not!
Dear Davari, how can you just give up at a critical moment? !
When you encounter a problem, you must solve the problem!
Xingnan Matsuori's eyes are firm!

".There is one more way to win!"

Just like when she was hunted down on the road before, she immediately thought of a solution to the problem, and now she also thought of a solution!

That is.
'My lord, help me!I'm Xingnan Matsuori, I really can't pull it out now!Please give me strength! '

Yes, the old saying does say: do your own thing.

However, this matter is obviously the matter of Lord Shenming himself!

She, Xingnan Matsuori, endured such hardships in the toilet, and made such efforts without seeing any hope of progress. Isn't she hoping to help God improve his ability to control luck?

The improvement of luck is indeed very useful to her and Lord Shenming!

So, because of this, shouldn't she and Lord Shenming complete this matter together? !

Thinking about these contents, feeling the weakness of the body, Xingnan Songzhi became more and more determined, only the "God of the Bathroom" can cure constipation!
'Master God!help me.'

(End of this chapter)