Tokyo becoming a god starts from the bathroom
Chapter 35 The gods give you strength!
Chapter 35 The gods give you strength!
【"Master God, help me, I am Xingnan Matsuori, I really can't pull it out now, I have no strength at all, please give me strength!"】
【"Master God, hurry up! I really have no strength in the toilet, please find a way to help me quickly"】
【"."】
He Chen fell into a daze, and He Chen fell into deep thought.
He Chen lay in mid-air, thinking about life.
"I never expected it. Take precautions. In the end, it turned out to be my first believer who made such a request to me."
At this moment, He Chen was feeling blankly, calmly like an old man who was caught by the police after finishing his work, he was both wise and downcast.
From the beginning, he has been thinking that he must not let believers pray in this direction, so as to prevent himself from becoming an existence that replaces the anorectal department in the hearts of some believers.
To this end, he made all kinds of efforts, and even gave Xingnan Songzhi benefits time and time again, in exchange for her attention and guidance when promoting.
However, I never thought that something like fate happened.
The believer who prayed to him and prayed for her strength when she was constipated was actually his first believer, Xingnan Matsuori!
"Probably, this is life."
"Thinking in a good direction, at least, this time it's not the prayers of other believers, which means that only my little believers will come to me for everything."
He Chen tried his best to comfort himself.
Whether it's because the believers feel that God is so mysterious, they must not be disturbed casually; or because they think that God has no medical qualification certificate, so they don't trust [God of Laundry Room] to participate in this aspect.
At least, so far, no boys and girls have come to him because of anorectal or urological problems.
As long as believers don't generally believe that the "God of Lavatory" can easily and quickly deal with constipation and diarrhea, then everything is fine.
"Master God, are you there?! Listen to the prayer!"
When He Chen was thinking wildly, Xingnan Songzhi's shout came directly from the direction of the toilet, which directly awakened He Chen who was thinking about life.
Well, should I say it or not, it is good for the gods to live at home, and if the prayers are not handled in time, they can be directly reminded.
Good guy, is this urging the gods to work?
Which believer can be so awesome!
Do you know who the gods are?
【"My lord, please help me~! I really can't move now~"】
【"Master God, I beg you~ okay~hmm~~ help your cutest believer, Xingnan Matsuori~!"]
"."
Good guy, you, Xingnan Matsuori, who is usually carefree, straightforward and cheerful, still have this face in private? !
Do you think this matter can be forgiven by acting coquettishly? !
【"Brother God~【God of the Laundry Room】Brother!~ Please~ You are the best, I really have no strength! How about it~"】
【"Okay, then I will help you."】
Don't ask He Chen why he agreed to help, it's because believers can't stand being coquettish.
Don't ask He Chen why he still uses [Shenming Voice Transmission] at such a distance, it's just that he is tired and doesn't want to talk.
Opening his own system panel, He Chen began to find the ability to solve the current problem.
Um, 【Divine Skill】; Um, 【God Curse】.
"Cursed by the gods?"
For a moment, he really thought of letting the little believer experience the pain of diarrhea again, and let her know that what is more painful than constipation is the moment of unobstructed diarrhea.
As the old saying goes, what is more terrifying than being lonely in the toilet is that the toilet you have visited must be cleaned by your aunt before you can enter it.
But, after all, thinking about the man who sprayed his whole body like the carp king used water splash, he still softened his heart.
Although believers are not benevolent, they cannot be unrighteous, can they?
The believer has such a small body, if he didn't grasp the force well and sprayed it directly, wouldn't he just spiral up to the sky?
Be safe, since what believers want is strength, then give her strength!
Do your own things by yourself, give Xingnan Songzhi strength, let her work hard by herself!
bass!
A divine power passed from He Chen to Xingnan Songzhi along the thickest line of belief, and then quickly blessed it.
Xingnan Matsuori instantly felt that his whole body was full of strength!
"what???"
Xingnan Songzhi's whole body was full of confusion.
So, God really just gave her strength? !Moreover, is it the strength of the whole body? !
"Hi~!"
Hearing such a sound, Xingnan Songzhi looked down at the source of the sound. In the meantime, she unconsciously exerted force on her palm, tearing the toilet paper in her hand!
At the same time, under the action of sitting down vigorously, there seemed to be a slight but decisive cracking sound from the toilet.
Xingnan Matsuori looked at the toilet, looked at himself, and silently took a gait.
Staring at the toilet paper, Xingnan Songzhi felt that his thoughts seemed to have fallen into a certain daze for a while.
Well, she prayed to the gods to give her strength, and then, the gods gave her strength, really responsive.
What a ghost!
What she was looking for was unobstructed!
'Master God!You got it wrong!I am constipated, constipated!Just let me be unobstructed! '
Xingnan Matsuori firmly believes that in other respects, God may be incapable, but there must be no problem with problems such as constipation and diarrhea, broken water pipes, water heater maintenance, and electric heating.
The question is that the name of God is [God of Lavatory]!
That being the case, why give her so much strength when she is constipated? !
In desperation, she almost broke the toilet!
However, there is no doubt that this wave of prayers did not receive any response from the gods.
"Whoo~"
Xingnan Songzhi tightened her stride and closed her eyes!
"Hmm~! Mmm!!!"
Under the huge force, even if it is a backlash, it is obviously trembling.
"Huh~ come again!"
Opening his eyes, Xingnan Matsuori's eyes were filled with determination, and then, he tried again!
"Hmmmmmmmmm~!!!"
At this moment, Xingnan Songzhi seemed to have concentrated all the divine power in her body in one place, and the intense force made her tremble slightly.
In the face of this divine power poured into one place, what is mere constipation? !
"Give it to me. Open!!!"
"what!!!!"
With a low growl, the mysterious force that blocked the vitals was abruptly pushed away!
"Oh!"
"Whoa~!"
With a sound, the unfinished business was completely completed.
At the same time, the power bestowed by the gods disappeared just right.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa~~"
Get dressed and flush the toilet.
After taking a deep breath, Xingnan Matsuori walked out of the toilet without saying a word.
Then, she rushed straight at He Chen!
"Die to me, Lord God!!!"
Girl's sacrificing head hammer!
(End of this chapter)
【"Master God, help me, I am Xingnan Matsuori, I really can't pull it out now, I have no strength at all, please give me strength!"】
【"Master God, hurry up! I really have no strength in the toilet, please find a way to help me quickly"】
【"."】
He Chen fell into a daze, and He Chen fell into deep thought.
He Chen lay in mid-air, thinking about life.
"I never expected it. Take precautions. In the end, it turned out to be my first believer who made such a request to me."
At this moment, He Chen was feeling blankly, calmly like an old man who was caught by the police after finishing his work, he was both wise and downcast.
From the beginning, he has been thinking that he must not let believers pray in this direction, so as to prevent himself from becoming an existence that replaces the anorectal department in the hearts of some believers.
To this end, he made all kinds of efforts, and even gave Xingnan Songzhi benefits time and time again, in exchange for her attention and guidance when promoting.
However, I never thought that something like fate happened.
The believer who prayed to him and prayed for her strength when she was constipated was actually his first believer, Xingnan Matsuori!
"Probably, this is life."
"Thinking in a good direction, at least, this time it's not the prayers of other believers, which means that only my little believers will come to me for everything."
He Chen tried his best to comfort himself.
Whether it's because the believers feel that God is so mysterious, they must not be disturbed casually; or because they think that God has no medical qualification certificate, so they don't trust [God of Laundry Room] to participate in this aspect.
At least, so far, no boys and girls have come to him because of anorectal or urological problems.
As long as believers don't generally believe that the "God of Lavatory" can easily and quickly deal with constipation and diarrhea, then everything is fine.
"Master God, are you there?! Listen to the prayer!"
When He Chen was thinking wildly, Xingnan Songzhi's shout came directly from the direction of the toilet, which directly awakened He Chen who was thinking about life.
Well, should I say it or not, it is good for the gods to live at home, and if the prayers are not handled in time, they can be directly reminded.
Good guy, is this urging the gods to work?
Which believer can be so awesome!
Do you know who the gods are?
【"My lord, please help me~! I really can't move now~"】
【"Master God, I beg you~ okay~hmm~~ help your cutest believer, Xingnan Matsuori~!"]
"."
Good guy, you, Xingnan Matsuori, who is usually carefree, straightforward and cheerful, still have this face in private? !
Do you think this matter can be forgiven by acting coquettishly? !
【"Brother God~【God of the Laundry Room】Brother!~ Please~ You are the best, I really have no strength! How about it~"】
【"Okay, then I will help you."】
Don't ask He Chen why he agreed to help, it's because believers can't stand being coquettish.
Don't ask He Chen why he still uses [Shenming Voice Transmission] at such a distance, it's just that he is tired and doesn't want to talk.
Opening his own system panel, He Chen began to find the ability to solve the current problem.
Um, 【Divine Skill】; Um, 【God Curse】.
"Cursed by the gods?"
For a moment, he really thought of letting the little believer experience the pain of diarrhea again, and let her know that what is more painful than constipation is the moment of unobstructed diarrhea.
As the old saying goes, what is more terrifying than being lonely in the toilet is that the toilet you have visited must be cleaned by your aunt before you can enter it.
But, after all, thinking about the man who sprayed his whole body like the carp king used water splash, he still softened his heart.
Although believers are not benevolent, they cannot be unrighteous, can they?
The believer has such a small body, if he didn't grasp the force well and sprayed it directly, wouldn't he just spiral up to the sky?
Be safe, since what believers want is strength, then give her strength!
Do your own things by yourself, give Xingnan Songzhi strength, let her work hard by herself!
bass!
A divine power passed from He Chen to Xingnan Songzhi along the thickest line of belief, and then quickly blessed it.
Xingnan Matsuori instantly felt that his whole body was full of strength!
"what???"
Xingnan Songzhi's whole body was full of confusion.
So, God really just gave her strength? !Moreover, is it the strength of the whole body? !
"Hi~!"
Hearing such a sound, Xingnan Songzhi looked down at the source of the sound. In the meantime, she unconsciously exerted force on her palm, tearing the toilet paper in her hand!
At the same time, under the action of sitting down vigorously, there seemed to be a slight but decisive cracking sound from the toilet.
Xingnan Matsuori looked at the toilet, looked at himself, and silently took a gait.
Staring at the toilet paper, Xingnan Songzhi felt that his thoughts seemed to have fallen into a certain daze for a while.
Well, she prayed to the gods to give her strength, and then, the gods gave her strength, really responsive.
What a ghost!
What she was looking for was unobstructed!
'Master God!You got it wrong!I am constipated, constipated!Just let me be unobstructed! '
Xingnan Matsuori firmly believes that in other respects, God may be incapable, but there must be no problem with problems such as constipation and diarrhea, broken water pipes, water heater maintenance, and electric heating.
The question is that the name of God is [God of Lavatory]!
That being the case, why give her so much strength when she is constipated? !
In desperation, she almost broke the toilet!
However, there is no doubt that this wave of prayers did not receive any response from the gods.
"Whoo~"
Xingnan Songzhi tightened her stride and closed her eyes!
"Hmm~! Mmm!!!"
Under the huge force, even if it is a backlash, it is obviously trembling.
"Huh~ come again!"
Opening his eyes, Xingnan Matsuori's eyes were filled with determination, and then, he tried again!
"Hmmmmmmmmm~!!!"
At this moment, Xingnan Songzhi seemed to have concentrated all the divine power in her body in one place, and the intense force made her tremble slightly.
In the face of this divine power poured into one place, what is mere constipation? !
"Give it to me. Open!!!"
"what!!!!"
With a low growl, the mysterious force that blocked the vitals was abruptly pushed away!
"Oh!"
"Whoa~!"
With a sound, the unfinished business was completely completed.
At the same time, the power bestowed by the gods disappeared just right.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa~~"
Get dressed and flush the toilet.
After taking a deep breath, Xingnan Matsuori walked out of the toilet without saying a word.
Then, she rushed straight at He Chen!
"Die to me, Lord God!!!"
Girl's sacrificing head hammer!
(End of this chapter)
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