The daily life of American drama detective

Chapter 136 The Waving Middle Finger

"Chandler, are you okay?"

Seeing that the scene was unusually quiet, it was no surprise that Monica spoke first, and she looked at Chandler with concern.

no way.

That's her personality, the passionate hostess type, and this accident was also because of the video tape brought by Chuck.

It's up to her to come forward both emotionally and rationally.

"What's my business?"

Chandler laughed at himself: "I'm great."

"your face."

Monica became more and more worried, pointing to Chandler's smudged face.

"Oh."

Chandler touched his face, grinned and said, "I'm really fine."

"It's over, Chandler is crazy."

Joey also became worried: "Is there anyone in this world who slapped himself and then suffered a concussion?"

"In theory."

Chuck nodded: "As long as the hands are strong enough."

"That is not bad."

Phoebe laughed and said, "Looks like Chandler didn't have a concussion, because his hands aren't as strong as mine."

"Bibi?"

Chandler was immediately unconvinced.

He is a man of eight feet, although he has always been misunderstood as gay, but his hand strength is no less than that of a girl like Phoebe.

"come!"

Phoebe, the big sister who wandered the streets in Girls' Generation, is not afraid at all.

"Stop it."

Monica interrupted, winking to Phoebe and the others to stop irritating Chandler and save him some face.

As Chandler's old friends, they are well aware of Chandler's strength, and the reason why Chandler laughed at himself, as Chuck said, was unfortunately cultivated in his childhood family to use jokes to defend himself.

But there is a limit to jokes. If it exceeds the limit, no matter how humorous Chandler is, he will completely break his defense.

The man looks strong, but most of the time it takes only a moment to break the defense.

"Chuck, you're going too far."

Seeing that Monica and the others ignored the real reason, Rose angrily complained for his friend: "How can you bring this kind of video to Chandler to watch?"

"I don't have a small movie tape."

Chuck said frankly, "It's not like you."

"..."

A doctor of paleontology who often sneaks into small movie and video stores froze for a moment.

"You all think too much."

Chuck said calmly: "When you first watched the video, you all laughed happily, which means that you like this talk show very much. Later, Deborah Vance mentioned a friend and made fun of Chandler's family affairs. It's not that it's not funny, but you guys didn't dare to laugh because you heard that it was Chandler's family business, and Chandler was laughing heartily from the beginning to the end, until the end when you watched him quietly and strangely for a long time He stopped laughing, and then slapped himself. You ask Chandler, is it because he can't afford the joke, or is he feeling that he can't accept the joke under your pressure? "

Everyone looked at Chandler in unison.

"OMG!"

Chandler jumped up directly, as if enlightened: "I actually beat myself for you!"

"You are quibbling!"

Ross thought that Chuck was just watching Chandler have fun, and didn't believe Chuck's explanation at all.

"is it?"

Chuck looked at him: "Where did you know these things? Did Chandler learn from his daily self-mockery? And how did Deborah Vance know these secrets? It can only be Chandler's. Dad told her, since Chandler and the others broke the news themselves, who do you think can't afford this joke?"

"Public opinion really has power."

Joey's eyes lit up.

"Come on."

Phoebe pursed her lips and said, "I talked about my mother's suicide and the sad things about me living on the streets since I was a child. I haven't seen you take my feelings into consideration like Chandler's feelings."

Monica was silent for a moment, endured it again and again, and finally couldn't hold back and shouted at Phoebe: "Is that the same? Don't you say these things a few times that day? During the holidays or when you ask for help Sometimes, you can say it eight hundred times a day! How do you want us to take your feelings into account?!"

"ok, ok."

Phoebe raised her hands in a gesture of surrender, then shrugged and complained, "Chuck, I understand what you mean now, who the hell can't take a joke."

"..."

Monica almost died of anger.

"Damn it!"

Chandler touched his aching face from being slapped by himself, and complained, "How could I do such a stupid thing."

"Because you're a natural comedian."

Chuck said: "You have a special talent in comedy, and you have thoroughly integrated the comedy elements into your every word and action, and beat yourself up. The emotions are brought in from the audience's perspective, this is actually a slightly exaggerated comedy scene, some people need to rehearse in advance, but you use it naturally, this is the best talent, stronger than the actor."

"It really is!"

As a professional actor, Joey closed his eyes and led the audience in according to Chuck's statement, and immediately nodded with a deeply approving expression.

Got it, got it, this is the first trick that a scumbag who came to New York after graduating from high school to pursue his dream in the show business circle without systematic acting training, learned other than playing tricks on the TV series shooting scene with his seniors.

Ok.

What I learned from the TV drama star predecessors is the art of smelling farts and reciting lines. When I can’t remember those complicated lines, I first pretend to smell something special, and use this expression to attract the attention of the audience, and then give myself Recalling lines delays time.

What I learned from Chuck is Tao!

"You really think so?"

Chandler looked at Chuck with great emotion, and for a moment he didn't feel the big bidou mark on his face.

You know, although he uses self-deprecation and ridicule as defenses, he doesn't use other defenses because he likes comedy very much, and making jokes seems to be his innate ability.

Once, he also had a dream of being a professional comedian, and wrote down the funny jokes he thought of almost every day.

Then he went into the computer industry.

Ok.

There is no way, dreams always give way to life. A few years ago was the era when the Internet was booming. Like countless young people, he poured into this promising industry.

Dreaming back at midnight, he also thought about his dream more than once, thinking that if his family was not so wonderful, his parents had not divorced, and the mother of a world-class novelist Liu Bei had not remarried and divorced again and again, he would have squandered all the money he earned. He has had a male servant since he was a child, so he doesn't have to give up his dream because of the pressure of life.

However, he quickly dispelled these thoughts, because although he did not embark on the dream of being a professional comedian, although he is now often appreciated by the leaders, he is slapped hard on the buttocks. I don’t like this job but have to do something like Stockholm Syndrome. Although he has accumulated a lot of interesting jokes every day and is often stolen by his good friend Ross, and the other party even uses his jokes to contribute to magazines, he really likes it. This feeling of being around a group of old friends.

Jokes are for laughter, as long as you laugh, everything else is not the most important.

Even though he's already unconsciously turned away from his dream, he's still thrilled when Chuck says he's a gifted professional comedian.

This is a heavy endorsement from a person of extremely high realm!

"of course not."

Facing Chandler's moved eyes, Chuck shook his head as a matter of course: "I have said to put aside Ross's unreasonable accusations, which means that although Ross's accusations are unreasonable, they are facts and the key. In addition to teasing you, you may need a reasonable explanation, why can't you grasp the point?"

Everyone: "..."

"I'll just say he's a sneer!"

Chandler, who was silent for a long time, jumped up again, waved his fingers, and pointed out a fact emotionally.

This is also one of his classic exaggerated moves, and he is not the only one who can do this move. Ross and Joey are all good at it. Facing a surprised scene, they will jump up and wave their fingers to deepen the emotional appeal. .

Very normal.

Ok.

Of course, if Chandler's waving finger this time is not the middle finger, it will be more harmonious.

"Hahaha."

Seeing this scene, Rachel covered her belly and laughed.

Phoebe and the others also laughed, and the scene became cheerful again.

"Okay, don't make trouble."

Monica raised her forehead.

Chandler is always a joker, but now with Chuck as a sneer, the joke seems to be endless. If it goes on like this, her life will become a joke.

This is not funny at all.

In the apartment, only Rose had a dark face: "Since you have said what I said is the truth, why do you still say that I am unreasonable accusations?"

"Because you are making unreasonable accusations."

Chuck said frankly: "The unreasonable value here is that there is not enough power to convince people."

"I have no strength?"

Ross rolled up his sleeves unconvinced: "I have been winning the Geller Cup football championship since I was a child, okay, football, don't you have the strength yet?"

"runner up!"

Monica stopped smiling wryly, and directly corrected: "The champion has always been me!"

The Rugby Geller Cup is actually a two-player game between Ross and Monica, who is either the champion or the runner-up.

"I bet you can't beat Phoebe."

Chuck said calmly.

"Phoebe?"

Ross just laughed angrily: "You mean I can't even beat Phoebe? You are too humiliating!"

"Have it?"

The eldest sister Phoebe said with a smile.

"Of course there is!"

Ross said excitedly: "Phoebe, I'm not targeting you, I just really don't like him looking down on me like that. After all, you are a girl, and our paleontologists often go to archaeology. In fact, they are not as weak as you think, ahh!"

Speaking of this, he suddenly cried out in pain, but it was Phoebe who directly reached out and pinched Rose's ear.

"What did you say?"

Phoebe put her other hand to her ear, as if listening.

Ross: "..."

(End of this chapter)