The daily life of American drama detective

Chapter 137 Who dares to be worse than me?
"You let go!"

"You apologize!"

"If you don't let go, I'm going to go crazy!"

"Go ahead! I'm not a decayed dinosaur skeleton buried in the ground."

Ross was held there by Phoebe's ears twisted, and he spoke harsh words, but it was useless.

After all, Phoebe is not his sister Monica, and he has to take a little care of the real violence... Well, that's how he is psychologically constructed.

The real reason, such as his cowardice, he would not think about that.

Fortunately, he is best at psychological construction.

"Why are you so funny?"

Chandler flicks his middle finger at Chuck for a while, then smiles at the funny scene where Ross is pinned down by Phoebe, and then turns his attention back to Chuck.

"Because I also have a tragic life experience."

Chuck said calmly: "Based on your growth experience, you use self-deprecation and ridicule to defend yourself. If you insist on saying that I am funnier than you, then it can only mean that I am worse than you."

"...Can you be worse than me?"

Chandler met Tang Bohu with the expression of selling himself to bury his father: "My father turned into a mother, and my mother fought with my mother on Thanksgiving night, competing for our family's male servant, and then divorced. My father followed a man who played the piano. I ran away, my mother once married and remarried, and the Liu Bei novels she wrote were the enlightenment reading materials for all my classmates, regardless of gender, when she saw me, she would have a strange expression, some with twinkling eyes, some blushing, some ashamed and straight, my mother I also often expose some of my teenage privacy in interviews, so that I can't see people at all... Who can be more miserable than me?"

Chuck was silent, brewing for a while.

"What is he doing?"

Rachel pushed Monica curiously.

"Shh!"

Monica immediately motioned for silence, suppressed her excitement and said, "He should be doing psychological construction, recalling his tragic past."

"Uh, what are you so excited about?"

Rachel was taken aback, looking at Monica's trembling body.

"This is the first time that Chuck is going to reveal his past, maybe even the first time showing his emotions, which is so important to me..."

Monica couldn't help shaking her body and said, and then deliberately lowered her voice, saying in a voice that only Rachel could hear: "And I have a urgency to pee."

"..."

Rachel rolled her eyes speechlessly.

But Chandler is facing a formidable enemy. He has also heard what Monica said before. He admits that he is not as good as Chuck in all aspects, and even the humor that he is best at is a bit suppressed. If his life experience is worse than misery, what's the point?
Under everyone's attention, Chuck pondered for a long time, and slowly said: "You are indeed worse than me."

"..."

Everyone's lips twitched.

That's it?

It's been brewing for a long time?

"OMG!"

Chandler felt the deepest, and subconsciously dragged his voice and uttered his ex-girlfriend's classic lines again, mocking himself: "You are really funnier than me!"

Monica was the most disappointed, but she ran straight to the bathroom without saying anything.

"What happened to her?"

Ross didn't want to have his ears twisted all the time, and wanted to change the subject. He didn't hear what Monica said later, and he really didn't understand why Monica acted so exaggeratedly.

"Chuck and Chandler are so hilarious, Monica pissed off laughing."

Rachel explained, and couldn't hold it in anymore, and burst out laughing.

"Since I'm worse than you, worse than anyone else, why are you still funnier than me?"

Chandler laughed at himself: "Isn't this bullying the poor man!"

"This is indeed a ruthless, shameless and unreasonable world."

Chuck nodded: "But if you really need a reason, I can give you one. Although you are the worst, I know your worst experience. You don't need to empathize, just borrow it. Those comedy masters don't have to ask for it all. Only by going through all the tragedies he deduces can I deduce them. I know your story, and I know many other people's tragedies that you can't imagine. The quality and total amount are higher than yours. To a certain extent, how do you Worse than me?"

"……All right."

Chandler paused, thought for a while, and agreed with this statement.

He knows that Chuck is a detective who handles cases, and he must have seen all kinds of tragedies. Not for the survivors and families of those tragedies.

"I have an idea."

Although Chandler agreed with this statement, he was still a little unconvinced, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "Can you take me with you next time you handle a case? I want to try what you said. If you read more, will you feel better?" Miserable, and stimulated my comedic talent.”

"Do you want to go to the scene of the crime?"

Chuck shot him a look.

"I want to go!"

Chandler nodded: "Actually, I have always had this idea. My daily life limits my imagination. I remember that the most exciting experience I had was taking the subway late at night. Lin, and... I actually came back alive."

"It's really exciting and thrilling!"

Chuck nodded.

Brooklyn is an African-American gathering area, and here is New York. The late-night subway is simply a paradise for crimes. A gay boy like Chandler has not tasted the happy experience of free America with an average of 2 incidents a day. A homeless man with nothing but himself on the subway was shot.

"Right?"

Chandler was very happy to see that Chuck agreed with him: "They keep laughing at me, but you still understand me, Chuck."

Chuck didn't directly refuse.

The reason why he often talks with the group of six old friends is that apart from 777 Monica at the beginning, the most important thing is to be with them, which can not only exercise his social tolerance, but also improve his ability in laughter. Sun point growth.

Although it is not as comprehensive as Little Sheldon's yin point and yang point double multiple increase, but the growth rate of yang point is much faster than staying with other people.

I think this is the power of comedy.

And it's not just Chuck who likes it.

Thinking of this, he raised his decorative black-rimmed glasses, nodded and said, "Next time there is a case, if you have time, you can go and see it."

"awesome!"

Chandler was overjoyed, this time the waving finger was no longer the middle finger, but the index finger.

"Can I go too?"

Joey couldn't help but interjected: "You know, I'm an actor, and I'm a professional. I need to experience these situations more than Chandler's amateur funny, so that I can receive similar movies in the future."

Seeing that Chuck seemed indifferent, Joey added: "By the way, my agent just won me a good role. It's with Al Pacino. You also know that Al Pacino is best at movies like The Godfather." , There will definitely be some cases in it, if I can see it with my own eyes, I will definitely be able to bring in it better and play this role well, this may be the turning point of my acting career, please!"

"it is good."

Chuck glanced at Joey.

"Really?"

Joey was overjoyed, and couldn't believe that Chuck actually agreed to him, because in his eyes, Chuck didn't feel so easy to talk to him.

Although he asked, he didn't really hold out much hope.

"You're right."

Chuck nodded.

"right?"

Joey pursed his lips, nodded and smiled, very proud.

Look at Chandler and Ross, Chuck has always been the only one who is speechless, but now he makes Chuck think so.

This is the power of an actor!
"What's the latest case, can we go and have a look?"

Joey said cheerfully.

"There just happened to be a big case."

Chuck said: "You are also Italian, do you know the Gambino family?"

"this."

Joey smiled and said, "Why did you suddenly mention the Gambino family?"

"You know the Gambino family?"

Phoebe, the big sister on the street, looked at Joey in surprise.

She had been hanging out on the streets back then, so she knew the Gambino family in New York very well.

"I do not recognize."

Joey shook his head: "But they are all Italians from New York. Who doesn't like the godfather of movies, and the Gambino family in New York is a bit like the godfather family, and I heard that the new film made by Al Pacino this time is There is investment from their family... but this is gossip, I don't know if it is true or not."

"What a pity."

Phoebe tilted her head and smiled: "I thought you knew that kind of big guy."

"Phoebe!"

Ross looked at Phoebe in disbelief: "That's a gangster family, you really want to know?"

"uh-huh?"

Phoebe replied with a nasal voice indifferently, and said with a smile: "You haven't targeted me yet? Now you know how powerful I am?"

"..."

The corners of Rose's mouth twitched, but Phoebe twisted his ears first, and now seeing Phoebe's domineering sideways, he was really a little cowardly.

"Chuck, why are you talking about the Gambino family?"

Monica had already come out, and upon hearing this, she looked at Chuck worriedly.

"They are involved in tax evasion."

Chuck said calmly: "As a consultant to the Internal Revenue Service, I assisted in the case, and Gambino Jr. has been arrested."

"what?"

Joey was shocked, and stammered: "You, you arrested, Mr. Gambino?"

"Correct."

Chuck nodded: "This is the latest case recently, which is just suitable for you to bring in the experience. I will take you there tomorrow to have a look."

"no no."

Joey's face turned pale, and he waved his hands again and again.

He is a professional actor, and professionalism is everything. He should have made every effort to enhance his acting ability, but he really didn't want to be a walk-on all the time, let alone a walk-on.

"why?"

Chuck said solemnly: "Aren't you going to shoot Al Pacino's new movie? Is there any better opportunity for you to experience the atmosphere in the movie than going to the Gambino family to investigate the case?"

Joey: "..."

"Okay, stop teasing Joey."

Monica said angrily, "Look, it scares Joey."

"Aren't you going?"

Chuck nodded, then looked at Chandler again: "Then it looks like we're the only ones going."

"What I said just now was too much. In fact, my life is full of all kinds of excitement."

Chandler said sternly: "And I don't like comedy as much as I said, otherwise, why would I still be forced to stay in a cubicle as a laborer because of life, and I would have gone to be a comedian long ago to chase my dream."

(End of this chapter)