The daily life of American drama detective

Chapter 138 Monica: I like that you wear glasses, don't take them off!
"What a pity."

Chuck shook his head: "You could have provided some joy to the scene of the case."

"I don't have that ability."

Chandler laughed at himself: "And that will be beaten?"

"Ah."

Chuck nodded.

"..."

Chandler's heart, which was already intimidated, heard Chuck nodding so frankly, and completely wiped out the last trace of wanting to try in his heart.

"Then you still let me go?"

"You asked for it yourself."

"That's one of your main stimuli," Chuck said.

"It doesn't count if you beat yourself?"

Chandler touched his face that felt pain again, and laughed at himself.

"Are you feeling stimulated?"

Chuck didn't answer the question.

"...very exciting."

Chandler's mouth twitched.

"That counts."

Chuck nodded: "The most important thing is to be happy."

"..."

Chandler complained speechlessly, which eye of yours looks happy at me?

"Stop joking."

Monica interrupted the double talk between the two, and looked at Chuck with concern: "You messed with the Gambino family, will nothing happen?"

"will not."

Chuck shook his head: "This time it's the IRS handling the case. As long as the money is made up and someone is found to take the responsibility for the crime, the major incident will be reduced to a trivial one in the end."

"How can this be!"

Rose couldn't understand it, squinted at Chuck and shouted, "It's just too dark."

"It's the same everywhere."

Chuck said calmly: "If a serious case is handled this time, not only the money will be collected, but all the people involved will be sentenced according to law, then the next time it will not be so smooth, and the people under investigation will fight desperately. Not only will there be a lot of loss of personnel, but the most important thing is that it will be very difficult to receive the huge amount of taxes.”

"So the IRS is also bullying?"

The big sister on the street, Phoebe, who has an innate resistance to large private companies, complained: "For ordinary people, it is a heavy blow, and for rich people, even rich people in the underworld, they are obsequious."

"Make money, it's not shabby."

Chuck did not deny this objective law, and explained it with another objective law.

"Shabby!"

Phoebe looked disgusted: "Disgusting!"

"I heard from Monica that you are mainly working as a personal massage therapist now, and you have a group of old customers of your own, but they are not very stable?"

Chuck looked at her.

"Monica told you?"

Phoebe's brain circuit has always been strange, and when she heard this, she said with a smile: "You still think of me afterwards~"

"Phoebe!"

Monica has black hair.

"Now if a large chain massage shop wants to recruit you, the income is high, there are various insurances and benefits, and it is very stable."

Chuck said, "Would you take it out of shabbiness?"

"Of course!"

Phoebe said firmly: "I, Phoebe Buffy, even if I starve to death, I will never work for this kind of large private enterprise that eats people without spitting out their bones and treats people like people!"

"Good ambition!"

Rachel clapped her hands in applause, her eyes moved, and she was proud of having such a solid friend.

"It's delicious."

Chuck nodded.

If he hadn't watched Friends in his previous life, knowing that Phoebe would really face this choice in the future, it would be really sweet. At this moment, even with his eight-fold mirror micro-expression observation ability, he still can't tell that Phoebe is telling a lie .

Either Phoebe is a sociopath.

Either Phoebe is the queen of actresses.

Or Phoebe really thought so.

"What smells so good?"

Rachel asked curiously.

"There is a saying in the East, a kind person lives like entering a house of orchids and smelling the real fragrance."

Chuck said solemnly: "Phoebe is a rare kind person who can not bend her waist for money and not be shabby for making money."

"There are such wonderful sayings in the East."

Phoebe smiled and said, "That's really good. It seems that in addition to romantic French, I should also try to learn another foreign language."

"..."

Monica rolled her eyes and said to herself, "Do you know how to appreciate the beauty of the East? You obviously just like Chuck complimenting you. Really, Chuck never said that to me."

"Don't be so happy."

Chandler sneered: "I always feel that this is not a serious compliment."

"You are jealous."

Phoebe smiled and said: "You are different from me. You gave up your dream and succumbed to a large private company. It is true that you can make more money and have better benefits, and it is also very stable, but you are also completely restricted. The job you like is used as a springboard, and you will soon get rid of it and go to the career you really want to do, but now you have been working there for more than four years, and you have gradually forgotten your original plan. This is a large private enterprise The imprisonment and alienation of people, but you still know jealousy, which means that you have not been completely alienated, and you still know in your heart that people like me are really fragrant."

"..."

The corner of Chandler's mouth twitched, wanting to refute, but Phoebe's words hit his pain point, but he still felt that Chuck liked to ridicule as much as he did, and the real fragrance was definitely not the fragrance of a kind person, so he shrugged, Following Chuck's example: "Just as long as you're happy."

Seeing him like this, Phoebe pouted unhappily.

"Then there is still hope for my movie to continue?"

The future famous movie star Joey raised hope again, and finally couldn't help interrupting everyone, and reintroduced the topic to the issue he was most concerned about.

"You don't need to worry about it."

Chuck looked at him: "That movie starred Al Pacino. Even if something happened to the Gambino family, there would always be someone willing to take over. Don't you know Al Pacino's influence?"

"I know, I know too well!"

Joey finally relaxed and nodded again and again: "Al Pacino is the pride of our Italians. Since he played the godfather, he has even been respected by all the Italian mafia, as if he has become a real godfather. He is my idol forever. If he is willing to make a movie, there will always be someone who is willing to invest in it!"

"Looking forward to your performance."

Chuck looked at Joey's face.

"This is irony!"

Chandler has been paying attention to Chuck, and jumped up when he saw this, waving his fingers to express his emotions: "I'm sure!"

Everyone looked at him, and then looked at Chuck in unison, asking, is what Chandler said true?

"what a shame."

Chuck looked at Chandler: "You are really talented in comedy. When you arrive at the crime scene, you will definitely collide with more interesting joy."

Chandler does not have his [-]x micro-expression observation ability, even if he had, it would be impossible to observe Chuck's inner thoughts, but Chandler said yes twice in a row, to Phoebe and Joey's funny, others I can't even see it, and although Chandler can't see it either, he just feels it.

"..."

Phoebe and Joey's smile froze.

So Chandler was right, Chuck was really teasing them, and they didn't know it.

"I knew it!"

Chandler was overjoyed.

Although he felt it vaguely, he couldn't understand the stalk inside it at all, so he wasn't sure.

Now that Chuck has affirmed him, how can he be unhappy.

And he was not the only one who was teased by the spoof!

Chuck looked up at his watch.

"Okay, it's too late, let's all go back."

Monica immediately understood, got up and clapped her hands, and knocked everyone out like chickens.

"Are you going to experiment again?"

Science experiment enthusiast Joey Tribbiani winked as he walked out.

"Future big star, hurry back and study your acting skills."

Monica glared at him.

Joey grinned and walked while making various expressions. Obviously, he had practiced this. He really felt that this opportunity to show his face with Al Pacino would be an important turning point in his acting career.

"what are you doing?"

Monica saw that Joey Phoebe Ross was walking out, while Chandler slumped on the sofa in a big way, and she looked over immediately.

"Not urgent."

Chandler joked: "Anyway, you can brush your teeth and take a shower for an hour or two. At this time, I just want to ask Chuck the true meaning of humor..."

Before he finished speaking, a pillow was thrown on his face.

Chandler caught the pillow and was about to continue talking and laughing when he caught sight of Monica's dangerous eyes and immediately jumped up, opened his hands half-raised in a gesture of surrender, twisted his body and jumped out, with a smug smile on his face .

This is his humor!

Rachel laughed outright.

Since Chuck and Monica did the experiment, brushing teeth has become a well-known stalk. If it is another man, only his girlfriend hates forcing him to brush his teeth. How can a boyfriend insist on letting his girlfriend brush his teeth? I’m afraid I don’t want to live up.

But when it came to Chuck and Monica, not only did they say so, but brushing their teeth was just the beginning. Chuck's self-cleaning list was so detailed.

That's right!

Chuck has a special list of how to clean himself, and Rachel and the others stole it from Monica and saw it with their own eyes.

That's an astonishment.

Seeing that Monica was willing to accept this, Rachel and the others also had to sigh, it's not too late.

Back then, among their old friends, Monica was the one who was uncomfortable with obsessive-compulsive disorder. Phoebe was Monica's roommate before, but because she couldn't stand Monica like this, she would rather choose to move back to Grandma's apartment, living with my grandmother, and unwilling to be roommates with Monica.

In the world of American TV dramas, adults move back home to live with their relatives, that is the biggest last resort, which is enough to show how cleanliness obsessive-compulsive Monica has forced Phoebe into.

But it was Monica who was like this, and now they met Chuck, which made them, who were persecuted by Monica's "bad habits" in the past, feel pitiful for Monica instead.

"Chandler, wait for me, I remember Mrs. Bin came to bring you something last time, I am Kangkang."

Rachel, who was smiling and sighing, met Monica's murderous eyes and immediately chased after Chandler.

This is not the first time Chuck has done experiments here, after the first gossip and curiosity, Rachel doesn't want to stay here anymore.

Seeing that everyone left with interest, Monica smiled with satisfaction and was about to go to the bathroom to wash up. Seeing that Chuck took off his glasses, she immediately stopped: "Don't take them off, put them on!"

(End of this chapter)