The daily life of American drama detective

Chapter 151 What is it like to have a circle of friends full of jokes?
"It's a pity that the signed copy of "Amazing Amy: Coming of Age!"

Detective Amy Santiago shook her head regretfully.

"Wow, Amazing Amy, still old?"

Detective Annoyance immediately complained: "How old are you, and you still pretend to be tender!"

"It's not me, Amy!"

Detective Amy Santiago said angrily: "Don't you know who Amazing Amy is? Haven't you read Amazing Amy's book?"

"Oh please!"

Annoyed Detective: "She never got into my car, I know who she is."

"Ouch."

Detective Amy Santiago wrinkled her nose in disgust.

"Do not forget our agreement."

Detective Annoyance saw his partner feeling nauseous, and got excited: "The bet will expire soon, and you will be in my car by then."

"You guys?"

Chandler suddenly stopped laughing and looked at the two suspiciously.

He obviously remembered that the beautiful detective was very interesting to him, and he also asked the annoying detective to get a guarantee that they had no relationship.

"Do not misunderstand."

Detective Annoyance put his arms around Chandler's shoulders: "It's just a bet, there is no disturbing content. When she loses, I will let her experience what is called the worst date."

"That's easy, you can just repeat my previous date."

Chandler laughed at himself.

"Haha."

The annoying police detective laughed: "Dude, you are so funny, why don't you sign up to be a policeman, I will take you when the time comes, and our partner will become a funny detective duo, it will be very interesting."

"Haha."

Chandler laughed a few times, and then restrained his smile: "I wish I was joking, but I'm not."

"Oh……"

The troubled detective smiled and patted Chandler sympathetically.

"Chandler, don't listen to him."

Detective Amy Santiago saw this and poked the tire: "Your experience can't be worse than his experience, Peralta, tell us the story of that hot female forensic doctor."

Speaking of this, she looked at Chuck: "Chuck, do you still remember the female forensic doctor who came over in the headshot case we worked together last time? Peralta really went on a date with her, but the girl Forensic doctors have special hobbies. They like cold things. The one they play with is called a flower. They not only put ice on him, but also let him simulate a corpse. She gives him a scientific explanation of which part corresponds to which organ, and finally scares him. Haha, can you believe that there are people like this dating?"

"Yes."

Chuck nodded calmly.

"..."

Detective Amy Santiago's smile faltered.

Okay.

It's her fault.

She actually thought that Chuck would make a fuss about this kind of thing.

"At least I persisted!"

Detective God Annoyed proudly said: "Even if the pervert becomes like that, I will bravely go up."

As he spoke, he gave Chandler a high five.

"Then why didn't you continue?"

Detective Amy Santiago sneered: "Don't tell me, she's not interested in you anymore."

"..."

The annoying detective's mouth twitched.

What else could be the reason? The abnormality at the beginning was acceptable because of the hormonal stimulation, but the female forensic doctor's behavior became more and more abnormal later on, and he was persuaded.

"Chandler, you must know about Amazing Amy, don't you?"

Detective Amy Santiago saw that both Chuck and Detective Annoyed had no feelings for Amazing Amy, and was very unhappy, looking forward to Chandler.

"Why do I have to know?"

Chandler's mouth twitched.

He felt something was wrong.

"You do not know?"

Chuck asked bluntly.

"...well, I do know."

Chandler wanted to deny it, but under Chuck's persuasion to be honest and the expectant eyes of the beautiful police detective, he could only tell the truth.

"I knew it!"

Detective Amy Santiago clenches her fist.

"Dude, why are you paying attention to this?"

Detective Annoyance looked at Chandler with a strange expression on his face.

"I don't want to either."

Chandler shrugged and laughed at himself: "But as a child of a writer, my mother felt that I had a common topic with Amazing Amy, so she specially sent me those books to let me see that a child of a writer can also live a sunny life. "

"Your mother is also a writer?"

Detective Amy Santiago said with surprise on her face: "Have I read the book she wrote?"

"Oh, that's up to you~"

Chandler smiled: "But I bet Jack must have seen it."

"Then you're wrong, I don't like reading books the least."

The annoying detective shrugged.

"His full name is Chandler Bing."

Chuck said.

"Bin... Nora Bing!"

Detective Annoyed and Detective Amy Santiago stayed for a while, and then called Chandler's mother's name in unison.

"I'll just say it."

Chandler shrugs and laughs at himself: "Everyone knows my mom."

"Do not say anything."

Detective Annoyance held Chandler's arm tightly, and said with an exaggerated expression: "I recognize you, brother!"

"..."

Detective Amy Santiago was speechless for a long time before he said in embarrassment and excitement: "But, but, Amazing Amy's parents are children's book writers, and your mother..."

The Amazing Amy series, in a nutshell, is a pair of chicken baby parents who write their daughter's life experience from childhood to adulthood as a series of best-selling parenting books.

This is similar to Beverly including Leonard Jr. in the book.

However, in comparison, Beverly's little Leonard is more realistic and professional, while the amazing Amy written by Fantastic Amy's parents is more positive on the packaging, more sunny and more entertaining.

Therefore, in the New York metropolitan area, everyone knows the name of the amazing Amy, but few people know the public piss king and the left-handed boy Leonard.

"My mom is actually a children's book writer."

Chandler shrugged to himself.

"...Stop joking."

Detective Amy Santiago recalled those novels by Nora Bing, countless classic plots flashed in his mind, and he laughed dryly.

"I'm serious."

Chandler was very serious: "Although it sounds weird, there are indeed some places that don't care about children watching these, so, um, why don't they count?"

"where?"

Detective Amy Santiago saw that Chandler didn't seem to be joking, and looked at him in shock.

"Netherlands."

Chandler said seriously.

"..."

Detective Amy Santiago is speechless.

"Dude, you are so funny, I laughed to death."

Detective Annoyance covered his stomach and laughed loudly: "This joke is perfect!"

In the eyes of the Americans, the world wanders in Europe, and the European wanders in the Netherlands. In that wonderful place, it is not surprising that Nora Bing's Liu Bei novels have become children's books.

After all, the live-action version of Nora Bing’s Liu Bei’s novel was staged on the street there, which is also a normal, legal and free state. Compared with that, there are no pictures, sound effects, broad daylight effects, action special effects, large crowds of onlookers eating melons, etc. Top Hollywood Nora Bing's novels by Liu Bei, which are as exciting as blockbuster films, are actually considered enlightenment readings.

"Chandler was born 30 years earlier."

Chuck said frankly: "Otherwise he will be a character who appears in textbooks."

"Why, 30 years later, the world will accept such a wonderful experience like mine?"

Chandler laughed at himself: "Is it still written in the textbook?"

"You are also very humorous."

Detective Annoyance pointed at Chuck and laughed again.

"It's not funny at all."

Detective Amy San Diego complained: "If the United States becomes like this in 30 years, then I will immigrate immediately. I don't want my children to live in that terrible environment."

"You think too much."

Chuck shook his head.

"I know I know!"

Detective Annoyance covered Chandler's mouth to prevent Chandler from speaking, laughed and jumped and shouted: "For me, what Dr. Wolfe means is, Santiago, you think too much, and in the future you won't even No kids, because you don't even have a partner! Hahaha!"

"That's not what Dr. Wolfe meant!"

Detective Amy Santiago's mouth twitched, and he aimed at Chuck uncertainly.

"That was not what I meant."

Chuck shook his head.

"See?"

Detective Amy Santiago breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately responded to Detective Annoyance: "I don't have a partner in the future? I don't have children? Don't call your future my future!"

"Then what do you mean?"

The annoying detective ignored his partner and looked at Chuck dissatisfied.

In his opinion, this is the most interesting interpretation, and nothing else!

"What I mean is that emigrating abroad is not something you can do if you want to."

Chuck said frankly: "If you want to immigrate, you must first pass the review of the Internal Revenue Service. I don't think you can pass, so I say you think too much."

"..."

Amy Santiago was dumbfounded.

"Sharp sarcasm!"

The annoying police detective waved his hands and praised: "You are the first one who dares to mock the IRS like this. You are really brave."

"I'm not being sarcastic."

Chuck said solemnly: "I'm just stating a basic fact."

"Stop pretending, I've already seen through your laughing heart."

Detective God Annoyance laughed.

"Just laugh, with your bankrupt financial status, sooner or later you will be approached by the IRS."

Detective Amy Santiago grumbled.

"Please, how could such a big stall as the National Taxation Bureau find me, such a small person."

Detective Annoyance didn't believe it at all.

"Oh, don't say that."

Chandler, who had been covered for jokes all the time, finally got rid of the annoyed detective, and immediately laughed: "If you dare to say something loudly, you will not be approached by the IRS, and I will obey you."

"What's wrong with that?"

Detective Annoyance likes excitement the most. He walked straight to the center of the branch and said loudly, "I, Jack Peralta, will not be approached by the IRS!"

After speaking, the whole sub-bureau fell silent.

"See?"

Detective Annoying spread his hands and smiled triumphantly.

"Hehehe."

Chandler laughed, looking straight at Chuck, but Chuck didn't move.

"This doesn't follow the routine."

Chandler complained to Chuck: "At this moment, Jack's phone can ring."

"what are you saying?"

Detective Amy Santiago was puzzled.

Just then, a bell rang.

"That's what I said!"

Chandler jumped up and pointed to the ringing mobile phone on Detective Detective's waist with both hands: "This is the normal unfolding of humor!"

(End of this chapter)