The daily life of American drama detective

Chapter 152 Your Yida is your Yida~
"impossible."

The annoying police detective's smile faltered, and he followed Chandler's exaggerated movements to look at the cell phone ringing around his waist, still not forgetting to be funny: "If this is a call from the Internal Revenue Service, I will immediately apply online to join, and then go to the A tax policeman!"

"You think it's beautiful!"

Detective Amy Santiago scoffed.

The treatment of the tax police of the IRS is much better than that of the NYPD. What the annoying detective said is like an ordinary person saying that Peking University is okay, and he will go to Peking University if he can’t pass the exam.

"Jack Peralta."

Detective Annoyance picked up the phone, connected it smartly, and announced his name. Under the eyes of everyone, he hummed a few times, then hung up the phone, opened his hands, and said with an exaggerated smile: "Look! Is it here? Not the IRS!"

"This unscientific!"

Chandler looks at Chuck: "That's not humorous!"

"Whose phone number?"

Chuck ignored Chandler and just looked at Detective Detective.

"Yeah, who's calling?"

Chandler reacted, staring at the annoying detective.

"You don't know..."

Detective Annoying still wanted to hesitate, but under the half-smiling gazes of the crowd, he had no choice but to curl his lips: "It's the landlord. He said that the lease of my house has expired and he wants me to move out."

Speaking of this, he could no longer pretend to be chic, and complained: "That is the rental house left to me by my grandma. It carries all the memories of my childhood. I can't let it out, I want to buy it!"

"Haha."

Detective Amy Santiago laughed suddenly: "Just you? Still buying a house? You have a bad debt, who else will give you a loan? Black stick criminals?"

"If you mean that the darker the organization is, the more likely it is to give me a loan, then I have hope when I go to the bank this time."

After a little bit of emotional release, Detective Detective regained his hippie smile.

"It's so interesting that you Jews seem to like heirloom rentals."

Chandler joked: "Chuck is the best accountant, maybe you can ask him to help you."

Monica’s rental house is also inherited from her grandmother, because the place is big and the location is good, and the rent base is limited from the annual increase of Monica’s grandmother, so it is still very cheap, so I have been pretending to be my grandmother and continue to live there.

"is it?"

Detective Annoyed glanced at Chuck.

"You can't afford me."

Chuck said bluntly.

"Please, have you seen my handsome luxury car?"

Detective Annoyance immediately became unhappy, a brother with money.

"You're just that broken car."

Detective Amy Santiago jabbed the tire immediately. "You're in debt for that wreck."

"Maybe you can sell your ass..."

Chandler subconsciously made a joke, but as soon as he said it, he saw everyone looking at him strangely, and immediately realized that the sentence was ambiguous, so he could only bite the bullet and finish the sentence: "This way the debt on the butt is gone. "

"Good idea, buddy."

Detective Annoyance patted Chandler on the shoulder and asked seriously, "Are you rich?"

"..."

Chandler's mouth twitched, speechless.

It's not that he doesn't have any more witticisms, but it's not appropriate to make those witticisms that may cause ambiguity in front of a beautiful police detective who has a crush on him.

"How about it?"

The annoying detective looked at Chuck: "Can I afford you?"

"No."

Chuck shook his head: "If it's your car before you pay...you still can't afford me."

"..."

The annoying detective was speechless.

"When will you be informed to move out?"

Chandler liked the annoying detective, so he put away his teasing and asked seriously.

"Within a week."

The annoying detective shrugged.

"Within a week?"

Chandler complained: "Things like this usually require months of notice."

"Do you think he will read the notification letter?"

Chuck said.

"How do you know I'm not watching?"

Detective God Annoyed said unconvinced: "I read them all together. For the sake of letters, I made room for the bathtub to put letters in. Now it's full."

"Are you sure you didn't want to take a shower?"

Chuck asked.

"Ouch."

Detective Amy Santiago immediately covered her nose in disgust: "No wonder you always smell strange."

"I shower well..."

The annoying detective was speechless.

Everyone chatted and laughed for a while before leaving.

"Chandler, are there any events tonight?"

Detective Amy Santiago stopped Chandler who followed Chuck out: "If not, let's get together at night. I know a very good restaurant."

"Just us?"

Chandler was stunned for a moment, then raised his hands halfway, swayed his body, and nodded with a smile on the corner of his mouth: "o~k~!"

"Then it's settled."

Detective Amy Santiago walks away laughing.

"Did you see it?"

Looking at the back of the beautiful police detective leaving, Chandler jumped up and said excitedly to Chuck.

"No."

Chuck shook his head.

"OMG! This is the most perfect moment of my life!"

Chandler panicked immediately, and looked around to see if there were any witnesses or cameras. He must have evidence for the scene just now!
Chuck ignored him and continued walking outside.

Chandler searched around but found nothing, so he followed out in frustration, chased Chuck and asked, "She's so loud, there's no way you didn't hear her. You're kidding me, is not it?"

"Yes."

Chuck nodded.

"yes!!!"

Chandler jumped up and waved his hands and shouted: "You must tell everyone this news. I, Chandler Bing, was offered an appointment by the beautiful police detective. Today is simply the best day of my life. If I had known this, I would have Followed you out to handle the case, this is too exciting and interesting!"

"as long as you are happy."

Chuck said calmly.

He drove Chandler back, didn't go upstairs again, and drove directly back to New Jersey.

Chandler jumped up.

"So happy?"

When Monica and Rachel saw him coming back in such a posture, they came to visit and joked.

"Happiness you can't imagine."

As Chandler said, he picked up his toothbrush and began to brush his teeth.

"Tell me, tell me!"

Rachel was full of gossip.

"OMG!"

Monica exclaimed: "Don't tell me, you stole my Chuck."

"Hahaha."

When Rachel heard Monica tell the joke she used to tease Monica at the beginning, she couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Brushing teeth has become a special meme for Chuck and Monica.

"Ha ha."

While brushing his teeth, Chandler smirked at Monica who was holding back a smile through the mirror: "It's very humorous."

"Are you only allowed to tease me for brushing my teeth all day long, and I am not allowed to tease you?"

Monica laughed.

"Okay, I don't care."

Chandler squirmed as he continued brushing his teeth, feeling very high: "Today was my perfect day."

"You know we've seen pictures of you throwing up against a wall, right?"

Monica pierced.

"..."

Chandler hesitated, and complained: "Of course you have read it. I said that Chuck looks cold on the outside, but he is very coquettish and humorous on the inside. I am surprised that he didn't send it to you."

After finishing speaking, he shrugged indifferently: "But this still can't change my opinion. The most exciting record of taking the subway to Brooklyn in the middle of the night and coming back alive can be swept into the trash can. Today is the most exciting time in my life." Stimulate the best day."

"as long as you are happy."

Monica smothered a smile.

"..."

Chandler smiled. Hearing the unusually familiar words, a haze flashed in his heart. Just as he was about to ask, Monica had already pulled Rachel away. He couldn't figure out what was going on here, so he temporarily lost his mind. opened.

Now the world is big and the date is the biggest.

He must not leave any bad impression on the beautiful police detective. After brushing again and again to ensure that the previous vomiting no longer affects him, he took out a piece of chewing gum, put it in his mouth, and smiled at himself in the mirror: "Your green arrow, it's your green arrow~"

Ok.

It's not that Chandler is also a time-traveler, but that he has always liked humorous and funny jokes, and once wanted to develop in the advertising industry, but he didn't have the courage to step out of his comfort zone, and usually only recorded his own jokes for his own entertainment.

It was an advertising skit he had in mind for Green Arrow.

He has already imagined that he meets a beautiful police detective in the supermarket, and then everything is so smooth and natural, and finally the first meeting at the checkout counter. , then it must be a great advertisement.

Now a heroine is finally brought in.

late at night.

Chuck's cell phone rang, and he took it over to check it, and chose to connect it, and Chandler's grief and anger came from the other side: "You know it, don't you?"

"Yes."

Chuck admits directly, without even asking what to know.

"Amy treats me like a gay girlfriend."

Chandler took the initiative to burst out: "Why didn't you tell me?!"

"do not you know?"

Chuck asked back: "Otherwise, what else can I take you for?"

"Her Green Arrow, of course!"

In a panic, Chandler uttered all the pronouns he had imagined for the advertisement.

"It's your Green Arrow."

Chuck said straightforwardly.

"..."

Chandler was dumbfounded.

How did Chuck know this?
He really has mind reading skills, does he know everything?

"Ok."

Chandler immediately calmed down, and smiled wryly at himself: "I should have thought of this a long time ago. Also, besides this reason, what else could be the reason why she is so active and enthusiastic? I am not you!"

After complaining and complaining, I hung up the phone.

"Okay, you continue."

Chuck put down his phone and said to the computer screen.

"It was your friend just now? How funny."

On the computer screen, Alex, a blond beauty with an intellectual and melancholic temperament, smiled at the corner of her mouth, her ice blue eyes were full of joy, and there was a strange kindness: "You should communicate more with such interesting friends."

"know."

Chuck was not surprised and nodded calmly.

New Hampshire.

The underground chamber of the shelter.

A girl in white focused her eyes on a monitor, looked at Alex, and saw that she tilted her head slightly, and also tilted her head, her eyes were ethereal and her face was expressionless.

(End of this chapter)