The daily life of American drama detective

Chapter 226 Little Howard's debut: Who can be more wretched than me?

"Joy, that's you. Back then, you refused to be the leading role in a small movie. If it were someone else, I'm afraid you wouldn't refuse."

While mocking, Chandler winked to draw everyone's attention to Rose's magical eyes.

"OMG!"

Monica complained: "Can you put away your expression, it's really disgusting."

"……what expression?"

Rose hurriedly lowered his head to adjust his expression and eyes, then glared at his own sister in dissatisfaction: "You will criticize me!"

"If she doesn't talk about you, who else will she talk about?"

Chandler joked, "Could it be Chuck?"

Speaking of this, he imitated Chuck's deadpan expression.

"Hahaha!"

Rachel and Phoebe couldn't hold back and laughed directly.

"Just say what happened to him?"

Ross said angrily: "I don't believe he has this expression from beginning to end!"

As soon as the words came out, everyone looked at Monica, their eyes full of gossip.

"Look at what I do?"

Monica said angrily, "I don't remember."

"OMG!"

"I'm so envious!"

Rachel and Phoebe immediately sighed with envy and jealousy.

"Why is OMG so envious?"

Rose said angrily: "Shouldn't we complain that she is getting more and more forgetful? I think she is getting older!"

"You don't understand at all, do you?"

Rachel shook her head and looked at Ross with a grin.

"I see."

Phoebe nodded in agreement.

Monica brought some snacks to everyone and distributed them one by one.

"What about mine?"

cried Ross.

"Oh, sorry, I forgot."

Monica said angrily.

Just as the siblings were bickering, the phone rang, and Monica happily took it out to have a look.

"Is it Chuck's?"

Rachel gossiped.

"No."

Monica shook her head in disappointment, then signaled everyone to stop talking: "Dad, what's the matter? What?!"

Ross was taking advantage of Monica's phone call, and sneaked to eat the snacks on the table. While eating, he suddenly noticed that everyone was looking at him, and he stopped pretending, and gave a blank look: "What's wrong?"

"Ross! Grandma died!"

Monica hung up the phone and said in a daze.

"what?!"

Ross was also stunned, then dropped the snacks in his hand, took out his mobile phone, looked left and right, and there were no missed calls, so he grabbed his point and shouted: "Dad actually contacted you first ?!"

"..."

Monica, who was shocked by the news of her grandmother's death, came back to her senses after being stimulated by these words, and stared at Ross fiercely: "Didn't you hear what I said?!"

"I heard, grandma passed away."

Rose lowered his head sadly, and then asked his key point again: "Isn't today April Fool's Day?"

"Even if it's April Fool's Day, your dad will use this to joke with you?"

Chandler joked: "If he's so humorous and brave, I'll bow down and give him Chuck's humor subsidy."

"It's not ruled out, my father is still very humorous..."

Ross still couldn't accept the excuse. Seeing that Monica was about to get angry, he also directly shouted: "I just can't believe that Dad will notify you first of such a big matter, instead of me!"

"You don't want to know the answer!"

Monica sneered, grabbed the key and walked out.

Ross quickly followed.

Monica drove Rose to the hospital and met her parents who were already waiting outside the ward.

After everyone hugged, they waited outside for the final moment.

Monica's grandmother was already on a ventilator, and now she is off the ventilator, waiting to be declared dead.

"Do you know why I love her?"

Everyone started talking about grandma, and Monica said with a smile, "She always has a mint in her wallet."

"Do you know why I love her?"

Rose also took over the conversation: "She will always be the first to tell me about anything~ just like my parents used to..."

"OMG!"

Monica suddenly became angry: "It's this time, you still think about Dad calling me first?!"

"Isn't what I said the truth?"

Ross said unconvinced: "Whether it's parents or grandma, they will notify me as soon as they have something."

"Prince, not everything is about you!"

Monica stared at him.

Rose didn't speak, just looked at his parents who looked a little embarrassed, waiting for their explanation.

"Mainly because Monica has a car."

Mom explained.

"Ah."

When Rose's expression softened, Dad nodded and said, "I didn't think so before, but now I don't know why Monica who has a car always feels reassuring."

"..."

Rose's face darkened, and he really wanted to ask, is your car a serious car?
At this time, the nurse came out of the ward and signaled everyone to go in.

"Go in, you brothers and sisters."

Mother Rose said: "We have to call our relatives now. Your aunt and the others are still far away in Pasadena, so we must hurry up and come here."

"it is good."

Monica and Rose agreed and walked in.

Ping An Town.

Mountainside Villa.

"I see."

Chuck gets a call from Chandler.

"The funeral is in three days. Are you coming?"

Chandler confirmed.

"Ah."

Chuck nodded.

"okay, I get it."

Chandler imitated Chuck's accent, then couldn't hold back anymore, and joked: "It's best to come here alone, don't bring Jane, otherwise if Rose's grandma finds out, all her grandchildren will be involved with Lace Very deep, I'm afraid that an excitement will come back to life."

In the hospital just now, Ross and Monica went to see their deceased grandma, and when they were saying goodbye to grandma, grandma woke up suddenly, almost making Ross scared to pee, only to call the nurse to find out, this is a very rare situation, but it is indeed a death up.

"..."

Jane was next to Chuck, listening attentively. The corners of her mouth twitched when she heard the words, and she really wanted to say something: "Me and Monica, not the relationship between Rose's ex-wife Carol and Susan!!!"

But when she thought of Monica who was sleepwalking and holding a knife, she held back her words.

Three days later.

Chuck was on time for Grandma Monica's funeral.

"My husband left me and now my mother has left me, what have I done wrong?"

As soon as I arrived, I heard a loud voice crying there. It was very energetic and full of the feeling of crying at a funeral in an eastern rural area, but it was different from dragging its voice. This one seemed to be screaming.

When Chandler and the others saw Chuck coming, they all surrounded them. Seeing that Chuck was looking at the crying woman, they quickly introduced to Chuck: "This is Monica's aunt, Mrs. Worowitz, and Geller. The lady is a sister who lives in Pasadena, and I heard that her husband has just left her, and that is her son, Monica and their cousin Howard Jr."

Chuck looked along, and saw a little guy standing next to the huge crying figure, with his head down, his expression was not sad, he looked a little bored, his eyes were darting back and forth.

Monica, who was accompanying relatives, saw Chuck coming and walked over: "Chuck, you are here."

"Ah."

Chuck nodded.

"Monica, introduce me."

A short figure came over at some point, looked at Chuck and smiled at Monica.

"Chuck, let me introduce. This is my cousin Howard Worowitz."

Monica introduced to both parties: "Howard, this is Chuck, so you don't need me to introduce it?"

"no, I'm fine."

Little Howard stretched out his hand to Chuck with a smile on his face: "Detective Chuck is my idol. I have heard a lot of your legendary stories from Ross. I am so happy to see you."

Chuck didn't shake hands with him, but just looked at his outstretched hand, and said expressionlessly, "Since you've heard Ross talk about me a lot, then you should know why I didn't shake hands with you, right?"

"why?"

Little Howard was stunned.

He really didn't know about it. After all, Ross adapted some of Chuck's deeds, but he couldn't tell his own embarrassing stories.

Joey, who knew the stalk, all laughed in a low voice, and after attracting the attention of others, they quickly shut up and stopped laughing.

Although there is also a feeling of joy and sorrow, but it is better not to laugh so loudly.

"This beautiful goddess sister, tell me."

Little Howard's wretchedness is engraved in his DNA. Although he is still young, he has already seen the first clues. It is also a smile. Other children are so cute that women like Rachel and the others can't wait to hug them in their arms and kiss them, but Little Howard Laughter is uncomfortable.

"You'd better let your cousin Rose tell you."

With a look of disgust, Rachel gestured to Ross, who came over with a dark face, to go forward and explain.

"Ross, why doesn't Detective Chuck shake my hand?"

Little Howard looked at his cousin.

"You still have the nerve to ask!"

Ross was angry at Chuck for bringing up this topic again, and at the same time angry at his little cousin who had started thinking about the goddess Rachel.

"Yeah, I got it."

Little Howard rolled his eyes: "Is it the same as my mother asked me to wear gloves to school to prevent other children from passing germs to me?"

"Anyway, I'm not afraid of getting pregnant after shaking hands with you."

Chandler couldn't hold back the sarcasm any longer.

Rose's face suddenly turned green and pale, Chandler, a friend, was completely lost!
"Then what's the reason?"

Howard Jr. pretended not to understand the sarcasm, and lowered his head dejectedly: "It's not like my father, who suddenly ran away from home without any reason, abandoning his wife and son, right?"

"..."

Everyone was silent.

"Good acting."

Chuck interrupted the silence.

"What? Is he pretending to be pitiful?"

Rachel, who was a little soft-hearted just now, came to her senses and looked at Little Howard in disbelief: "Are you pretending to be pitiful about this kind of thing?"

"Wow!"

Phoebe exclaimed, "What a talent."

Ok.

She has some style!

"..."

Rachel, who was in shock, heard what Phoebe said, and thought of Phoebe's usual sympathy for her family's tragic events since she was a child, and immediately felt that there was nothing more to this than "little Howard knew how to do it at such a young age" Aside from being shocking, the others seem to be no big deal.

Little Howard's father just ran away from home, abandoning his wife and son.

And Phoebe's mother committed suicide by selling calves, her stepfather went to jail, she lived on the streets since she was a child, and there are all kinds of tragedies that cannot be verified, which are much worse than Little Howard.

"At least I didn't run on Thanksgiving. I wanted to compete with your mother for my male servant, and then ran with your male piano teacher."

How could Chandler's daily self-mockery be missing at this time?

"..."

Little Howard was suddenly dumbfounded.

He also wanted to win sympathy by selling misery, and it would be best if he could be hugged by the goddess sisters and comfort him, but who would have thought that his freshly baked tragic experience of "Where's Dad?" would be this result.

This is so unscientific!
Fortunately, at this moment, the team started to walk towards the cemetery, and everyone followed suit.

Little Howard looked left and right, and trotted to Phoebe's side: "Sister, you have sad things like me, right?"

"how do you know?"

Phoebe watched him perform with interest.

"I can see it."

Little Howard was very proud. He leaned on Phoebe and said in a low voice, "Otherwise, you wouldn't be a good wife~"

As soon as these words came out, the old friends around him who had been paying attention to him all the time were stunned.

"Ross Geller!!!"

Monica yelled out loud.

"not me!"

Rose was also stunned by his little cousin's coquettish operation. When he saw his sister yelling at him regardless of the occasion, everyone looked over, especially the old friends who knew the inside story, and the eyes of condemnation Suddenly, he was clever, and quickly denied: "I have never shown him those..."

"Not you, who else?!!!"

Monica didn't believe it at all.

Although Little Howard looks like a bad guy, he has been spoiled by Chuck before. There are very few children who are born bad, and most of them are caused by improper education and the influence of bad examples.

Besides Ross, who has always been dishonest in the family, who else would teach little Howard to mistook Phoebe for the twin sister Ursula who had acted in the movie The Good Wife?

You know, a few days ago, Ross was just caught violating the unanimous decision of his old friends not to watch Ursula's little movie!

Who is it if it is not him!

"what happened?"

Monica's mother hurried over to ask.

"It's nothing."

Rachel and the others quickly covered up.

It's hard to say, especially in this situation.

"It's not me!"

When his mother left, Ross explained aggrievedly. Seeing that no one believed him, he couldn't care less about the conflict with Chuck. He pointed at Chuck and said, "If you don't believe me, ask him! Doesn't it mean he can see through the truth of what others say?" Fake! You ask him, did I do this?!"

Everyone couldn't help looking at Chuck in unison.

"It's not a lie."

Chuck said straightforwardly.

"You heard it!"

Ross looked around excitedly.

"Howard, tell yourself!"

Monica believed it, so she looked at Little Howard.

"It's not all Rose's fault..."

Little Howard hesitated to speak.

"Can't it all be blamed?"

Joey was thoughtful: "Then it is still to blame Ross?"

"Chuck wasn't lying, and one possibility is that Ross wasn't lying."

Chandler always remembers to joke: "There is also a possibility that he can't tell the truth from the fake, for example, what if Ross becomes an antisocial psychopath?"

Everyone immediately looked over in unison.

Although they knew it was a mockery, they couldn't help but think that maybe it was possible. After all, Ross's image in their eyes now meant that he was becoming more and more psychopathic.

"you!"

Rose was almost pissed off by Howard Jr., pointed at Howard Jr. and was so angry that he couldn't speak. Hearing Chandler's teasing, he didn't pay attention to his feet and fell straight away.

"Ah, did you go into a crack in the ground?"

Chandler was shocked.

Everyone looked around, but they saw that it wasn't Rose who was so ashamed and angry that he wanted to get into the crack of the ground, but that they came to the grave without knowing it, and Rose didn't pay attention, and fell into it.

"I'm fine, I'm fine."

Rose was frightened by this, and the anger just disappeared in an instant. Before everyone could ask, he jumped up and comforted himself.

"The second sign."

Phoebe, who has always believed that people have souls and likes to look for her after death, raised her finger to remind.

"Pull me up!"

Rose almost pissed in fear and climbed directly to the top.

In addition, the time he said goodbye to his dead grandmother in the hospital ward, hugged his grandmother, and was frightened by the "resurrected" grandmother, wasn't it the second sign.

"Say it!"

Seeing that Ross was fine, Monica ignored him and stared at Little Howard.

Grandma is happy and mourning, so there is nothing to say, but Little Howard is like this at such a young age, obviously the problem is more serious.

"I need to go online for something, and Rose's computer password is so easy to crack..."

Little Howard said weakly.

"What are you doing online?"

Everyone was stunned, Monica asked.

"Find my dad."

Little Howard was silent for a moment, and said in a low voice: "I want to leave him a message and let him go home."

"..."

Monica suddenly had nothing to say, and her expression softened. She opened her mouth to comfort her, but she didn't know what to say for a moment. Rachel and Phoebe also came over, and Phoebe touched Little Howard's head.

"Poor little thing."

"What's your online name?"

Chuck said suddenly.

"..."

Little Howard was proudly enjoying the joy of being surrounded by beauties, rubbing his head against Phoebe's palm, sniffing the smell of perfume that was close by, and then hearing Chuck's sudden question like a sword from the sky, subconsciously Said his net name.

Ok.

What a big brother, he is really straightforward and violent!
The whole place fell silent in an instant.

After a while, it was not surprising that it was Chandler who teased and complained: "If I were your father, and people with this screen name kept leaving messages looking for me, I would have run away long ago."

(End of this chapter)