The daily life of American drama detective

Chapter 227 Numb Worrow Wizard: Trouble!Damn!Don't come here~!

"Do you think this is something I can influence?"

Ross was also dumbfounded by his little cousin's domineering online name. Hearing Chandler's sharp complaints, he finally reacted and asked the soul question to everyone who had been doubting him before.

"..."

Everyone was speechless.

Although under Chuck's reminder, they gradually noticed some abnormal mental activities of Rose, but compared with Little Howard, it seemed nothing.

It is not such a method of transcendence that blue comes out of blue and is better than blue.

How old is little Howard?

This can only be said to be extraordinary talent!

"I made a mistake, my screen name is Worrow Wizard (in English, the word after his surname Worowitz sounds very similar to the word for wizard)."

Little Howard was caught off guard by Chuck, and seeing that he was about to suffer, he hurried back to make amends.

"yeah, yeah."

Chandler can't help but spit out loudly: "We know that apart from wizard magic, there is no way to explain this unscientific physiological phenomenon~"

"..."

Little Howard looked at Chandler with wrong eyes, who didn't sympathize with him according to the routine at all, and could always complain about him sharply, hating his teeth itching.

"The hero I admire most is Steven Wigner. I want to be a rocket man in the future, the first Jew to go to heaven."

Little Howard looked at everyone, especially the increasingly disgusted eyes of the three beauties, and wanted to make a final struggle: "That's why sometimes my screen name is Rocketman."

"Don't explain, we can see it."

Chandler patted Howard Jr. on the shoulder, and couldn't stop complaining: "Although you are small, your obsession with bigness is no less than Chuck's obsessive-compulsive disorder, but no one can blame you, who doesn't like it What about the big stuff?"

"..."

Little Howard can't be punished completely, because to a certain extent, Chandler's complaints are indeed correct. For example, in online games, the female troll is the favorite female game character of the Wizard of Worrow.

"Hey, big brother, I understand you."

Standing on the other side of Little Howard, Joey also reached out and patted Little Howard's shoulder, winking.

"Joey!!!"

Monica growled.

"Feel sorry."

Joey didn't dare to express the friendliness of the front wave to a "back wave" again, so he gave Little Howard a look of "you wish you were lucky" and avoided it.

However, the real-time broadcast of football came from his clothes.

Ok.

That's right!

He was watching live football at Grandma Monica's funeral.

Although Monica heard it too, she didn't care about such trivial things at the moment, and looked at her little cousin with a serious expression: "Howard, go to your mother, she is very sad now, and you don't want her to be sadder Bar?"

Little Howard could only walk back laughingly, and went to find his mother.

"Oh, God."

When the eye-popping coquettish little cousin walked away, Monica complained to everyone: "What's the matter! If this continues, our family will become a joke again."

"Ok?"

Roston was connoted again: "What is another?"

"Chuck, what do you think we should do?"

Monica gave Ross a look of 'you're so kind to ask', and then looked at Chuck worriedly.

"Closer to red is red and black is closer to black. He still lacks friends of the same age. Just introduce him to a friend of the same age."

Chuck said.

"Friends of the same age? You mean little Leonard?"

Monica suddenly said: "Little Leonard is indeed a very suitable person to be a friend, and Howard really lacks friends, and I blame my aunt for being too protective of him..."

"Is this a typical representative of innate talent and hard work the day after tomorrow?"

Chandler couldn't help teasing.

"No, I'm talking about young Sheldon."

Chuck interrupted the natural discussion between the two.

"..."

Everyone looked at Chuck speechlessly.

They have all met little Leonard and little Sheldon, and they are very impressed with their distinctive personalities. If you choose one to introduce friends to children, there is naturally only one choice, and that is little Leonard. How can there be a choice? Little Sheldon's?

Is this loving him?

Or do you hate him?

"Chuck, can't you?"

Monica smiled bitterly: "Howard is still young, even if he has some bad habits... there is no need to treat him like this."

"You do not trust me?"

Chuck looks at Monica.

"It's not that I don't believe it..."

Monica quickly explained: "It's just that this is a bit unbelievable. I still think little Leonard is more suitable."

"you are wrong."

Chuck said: "Little Sheldon is more suitable for Little Howard. If Little Leonard is allowed to contact Little Howard and let the two of them be friends, the result will only be Little Leonard being crippled by Little Howard. The reason is very simple. Children, especially those who are about to enter puberty, are interested in hearts themselves, and have no resistance to Little Howard's coquettish and obscene energy. Only the asexual giant baby Sheldon can perfectly resist this coquettish and obscene, and It can also reverse the correction."

"There are reasons."

Chandler joked: "But I always feel that you are still making Howard Jr. uncomfortable."

"you are wrong."

Chuck straightened up and corrected: "I'm mainly trying to make little Sheldon uncomfortable, and making little Howard uncomfortable is just incidental."

Instead of beating little Sheldon like this before, making little Sheldon lose face, the system has already prompted the double harvest of yin and yang points, but at this moment there is no movement, which shows that little Howard, like little Leonard, has no Little Sheldon's peculiarities.

Therefore, introducing Little Howard to Little Sheldon is naturally mainly to make Little Sheldon feel uncomfortable.

Thinking of this, Chuck met everyone's speechless eyes and added: "I will introduce them as friends in person later."

Ok.

At that time, Little Sheldon will know who brought Little Howard into his life, and as a person who can be on Little Sheldon's blacklist at any time in the future, Little Howard, who is also a friend and enemy, has the ability to make Little Howard Dunton was extremely sour.

"With a friend like you, little Sheldon's life is really complete."

Chandler groaned.

Everyone looked strange, but their eyes were full of approval.

Although they didn't have much contact with Little Sheldon, the only contact they had made them quickly grasp the essence of Little Sheldon, that is, there is always a way to make everyone unhappy, but other people are not good with him. Care about.

And since Little Sheldon met Chuck, they also came to a conclusion from the "interesting things" they heard from Little Leonard, that is, Chuck always has a way to make Little Sheldon unhappy, but Little Sheldon Still can't resist.

These are simply two extremes. After a confrontation, it seems that Little Sheldon's hatefulness has weakened a lot, and he has become "Zhongzheng Peaceful and Perfect".

There is nothing to say about a funeral as a happy funeral.

Except for Monica's father, as the son-in-law, he really played the happy and mourning style to the limit. After discovering that Joey was eavesdropping on the real-time football report, he directly called other people to listen together, exclaiming about the game situation from time to time, Those who didn't know thought it was a bar watching football.

"Howard, we need to talk."

Monica and the others found Howard Jr.

"can."

Little Howard knew that something happened to him, put away the wretchedness in his bones, and expressed his obedience with a low eyebrow, but he still couldn't help pointing to Chandler, and begged his cousin: "But can you let him go? open?"

"Hahaha."

Everyone was taken aback for a moment, and then burst out laughing.

"……sure."

The corner of Chandler's mouth twitched, and while walking out in an exaggerated pace, he complained: "One me is gone, and there are thousands of me~"

Little Howard watched Chandler leave, heaved a sigh of relief in his heart, there was no way, he couldn't bear Chandler's demeanor for every word he said, although he guessed that Chandler's last sentence implied that Cha Ke was a million times more difficult than Chandler himself, but he knew the relationship between his cousin and Chuck, as well as Chuck's status, so he was very witty and didn't dare to ask Chuck to go away.

Otherwise, he felt that this conversation was unnecessary, because he would be dead with his cousin.

His cousin will definitely not care about him, let alone care about him, this is not the situation he wants.

It's not that family affection is the most important thing, but the two girlfriends of cousin Monica are so beautiful and fragrant~
"Howard, you must have very few friends, right?"

Monica glanced at Chuck, and then began to counsel her little cousin.

"Ah."

Little Howard stood there well-behaved, showing a bitter smile that made people not so disgusted: "You also know that I have to wear gloves when I go to school. My mother is afraid that others will infect me with germs, and my IQ is relatively high Gao, where is your friend from?"

Speaking of this, he glanced at Rose, and said with sincerity: "Since I was a child, maybe only Cousin Rose is my only friend."

"..."

Rose's face darkened, and facing the condemning eyes of the crowd, he couldn't help shouting again: "Don't get involved with me, I'm not your friend!!!"

"Ugh."

Howard Jr. shrugged: "Well, I can finally confirm that I don't have any friends."

"It's so pathetic."

Monica Mode said something emotionally, and then got straight to the point: "Didn't you say that Chuck is your idol? Let him introduce you to a friend, okay?"

"Great!"

Little Howard was overjoyed when he heard it, and showed a wretched smile again: "The reason why I worship God Chuck is because he has many friends~"

"Monica, don't do this!"

Rachel and Phoebe, as best friends, immediately sensed that something was wrong, and immediately grabbed Monica, who was about to get mad, and dragged her away from Little Howard.

Little Howard also sensed that something was wrong. He shrank his neck back and ran away in both directions. He looked at Monica with an aggrieved face, and his eyes were full of: "Why? Why don't you tell the truth?"

The reason he admired Chuck was because of this from the beginning to the end.

No matter how his cousin Ross adapted Chuck's story, with his IQ and focus, he easily refined the elements of the story and captured the key points he wanted, that is, Chuck is very capable.

Then, after the amazing Amy was rescued in time, the news media bombarded him with all kinds of gossip, and he realized the key point very clearly, that is, Chuck has many beautiful girlfriends!

"what kind of friends?"

Little Howard didn't dare to look at his cousin Monica, but looked at Chuck expectantly.

"you will like it."

Chuck said seriously.

"Really?"

Little Howard looked forward to it even more: "When are we going?"

"Just wait."

Chuck said, "As soon as you're ready."

"I'm ready."

Little Howard showed the expression of Lu Xiaobu going out at any time, and said solemnly.

"it is good."

Chuck nodded, and together with Monica, drove Little Howard away.

"Can I take a photo with you?"

In the car, Little Howard felt that everyone was getting closer, so he asked expectantly.

"No, you can't."

Chuck flatly refused.

"..."

The corner of Howard's mouth twitched, and then he put on a humble smirk again: "Then can I tell others that you are my good friend?"

"Who can you talk to?"

Chuck asked blankly.

"...Speak to the friend you introduce to me later."

Although Little Howard had always kept his attitude low, he still felt deeply uncomfortable in the face of Chuck's overly straightforward words. After he had no friends, he laughed at himself, and suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart: "By the way, you You should be introducing me to a beautiful young lady, right?"

"For most people's aesthetics, he is pretty."

Chuck nodded.

"he?"

Little Howard couldn't hold back at all, and his voice couldn't stop rising.

"It's my aunt's son after all."

Sitting in the passenger seat, Monica couldn't help mocking the change in her little cousin's voice.

Her aunt, Mrs. Worowitz, is impressive with her unique voice.

"Is there any difference between him and her?"

Chuck asked back.

"..."

Little Howard really wanted to shout: "Why is there no difference?"

But he looked at Chuck's piercing eyes from the rearview mirror for a few seconds, and the anger full of anger suffocated back.

Ok.

Thinking about it carefully, although I don't want to admit it, the point is really not the personal pronoun, but whether it is pretty...

There was a sudden silence in the car.

After a long time, Little Howard opened his mouth, weakly trying to get closer: "You know, I will actually be a scientist in the future."

"A rocket scientist?"

Chuck answered noncommittally.

"...yeah."

After being taken aback for a moment, Howard nodded with a smile on his face: "I like science, although I mainly like mechanical science, but I admire astronauts like Steven Wigner the most, so I will be a real rocket scientist in the future. Perfect indeed! Thank you, Chuck, for putting my science on the right track."

"That's very good, don't say it in the future."

Chuck nodded.

"...Sorry, what did you say?"

Little Howard was stunned, unable to keep up with Chuck's brain circuit, and could only look at Chuck with dazed eyes.

Didn't you ask me if I wanted to be a rocket scientist?

Then he seemed to understand something, and the corner of his mouth twitched again.

A rocket scientist literally refers to a scientist who studies rockets, but in the United States, it has an extended meaning, which means that one thing requires a very high IQ to do it.

This is commendatory!

But just as any kind word changes its flavor once it gets into Chandler's mouth, so too does the rocket scientist have irony.

At this moment, Howard Jr. deeply realized the connotation of Chandler's words before he left, "one me is gone, and there are thousands of me".

"you misunderstood."

Chuck explained: "The friend I will introduce to you later has a high IQ. If you say that you want to be a rocket scientist in the future, you will not be able to make this friend."

Ok.

In the eyes of Little Sheldon, the rocket scientist who is praised in the eyes of ordinary people is completely derogatory.

For Little Sheldon, who aspires to study theoretical physics and the ultimate mystery of the universe in the future, a rocket scientist in the literal sense is no different from the Golden Gate Bridge toll.

"..."

Little Howard was completely numb.

Not to mention Chuck's repeated flipping of his train of thought that made him completely unable to keep up, but just from the bits and pieces of information that Chuck revealed about the little friend who was waiting to see, he suddenly had an idea.

That must be a super troublesome spirit!Super annoying!

If he has the courage to yell out his heart, it must be: "Don't come here!!!"

However, facing his cousin Monica, who still wanted to chat physically while clenching his fist, and Chuck, who always made him never expect, he was extremely quiet, with only a humble and stiff smile on his face.

(End of this chapter)