The daily life of American drama detective

Chapter 228 Armed Robot VS Embracing Robot, Worrow Wizard: No one knows robots better than me!

New Jersey.

Hofstadter House.

Chuck and Monica drove Little Howard, who had retreated, to the door of Little Leonard's house, and rang the doorbell.

"My delivery must have arrived! Leonard!"

"What are you doing? It's your courier, not mine!"

"Whose house is this? Who is the host? Who is the guest?"

"I'm also curious about this question!!!"

There was a childish voice that was arrogant and natural, and a childish voice that was aggrieved, resentful and helpless.

"Let me guess, the friend you introduced to me must not be named Leonard~"

Little Howard listened to his voice before he saw the person, and with his clever little head, he immediately guessed that the person Chuck was going to introduce to him was probably the owner of that arrogant and immature voice.

"You'll thank me later."

Chuck said seriously.

That is to say, Director Randy Tischer, who is known as the crouching dragon and phoenix chick with Chandler, is not here, otherwise he must laugh out loud.

Because this sentence is one of the classic quotations of Detective Amon, Detective Amon with obsessive-compulsive disorder will always say this sentence when he corrects something he is not used to and affects others and is looked sideways by others.

The fact is that no one will thank him afterwards, except himself.

It can be described as a classic perfunctory word.

At this time, the door opened, and Little Leonard and Little Sheldon stood there one after the other.

"Chuck!"

Little Leonard exclaimed in great surprise.

Little Sheldon couldn't help but took a step back, his eyes full of vigilance: "It's not my courier...Why are you here again?"

"Introduce you to a friend."

Chuck got straight to the point, let little Howard in, and introduced to several people: "This is Monica's cousin Howard Worowitz, I think you two are suitable to be friends."

"I don't need friends."

Little Sheldon glanced at Little Howard, and announced the result: "And not everyone can be my friend."

"..."

Even though Little Howard knows that the most sensible thing to do at this time is actually to go along with it and get rid of this troublesome and annoying guy directly, but after all, he is still young, inexperienced, and young and vigorous. Being regarded as the smartest brain in the family, how could he bear the contempt of his peers!
The key is that the other party is not a beautiful girl!
This is absolutely unbearable!

"What? Didn't you come to Earth to make friends?"

Little Howard taunted the past directly. While speaking, he imitated the classic action in the movie ET, and stretched out his finger to touch Little Sheldon's finger.

Little Leonard laughed outright.

"what's so funny?"

Little Sheldon frowned and looked at little Leonard. Seeing that little Leonard waved his hands without explaining, he looked at little Howard and shook his head unaffected: "I won't touch your fingers."

"..."

Little Howard's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help looking at Chuck.

This sentence is really familiar.

Monica turned away, trying not to laugh.

"Are you serious?"

Little Howard saw that Chuck was expressionless, so he could only suppress the complaints in his heart, and looked at Little Sheldon suspiciously: "I can't tell? I'm Elliott, and you are an ET alien from an extraterrestrial world." people."

"Not the kind and lovely one."

Little Leonard echoed quietly.

Little Howard suddenly laughed, then stretched out his finger again, and touched little Leonard who had a tacit understanding and also stretched out his finger, and both of them laughed happily.

Monica couldn't help but look at Chuck, these two are probably best friends.

"You are Elliott and I am an ET alien?"

Little Sheldon still didn't get the point of laughing, but he also watched the movie ET, and corrected him honestly: "Do you have brothers and sisters?"

"……No."

Little Howard smiled and laughed at himself: "I want younger siblings, but unfortunately my father doesn't allow it. He abandoned his wife and children and left us."

"what a pity."

Little Leonard immediately looked at this interesting new friend with sympathy.

Hey, he seems to be funnier the worse he goes through, just like the funny Chandler!
Little Howard shrugged and smiled at little Leonard, indicating that he was fine, and secretly complained in his heart: "Why isn't Leonard a pretty lady?"

Since his father abandoned his wife and son and ran away from home, he has joked about this self-deprecating no less than ten times, but he has never succeeded, making him almost give up on this meme.

"What are you sorry about?"

Little Sheldon said frankly: "Your brother and sister are terrible. It is best not to have one. Your father is really good."

"..."

The corners of Little Howard's mouth twitched. Although he could frankly laugh at himself to seek improper benefits, it didn't mean he could accept what Little Sheldon said, but after staring at Little Sheldon for a while, the other party looked back at him calmly, and he could only feel depressed The ridicule: "In the eyes of you aliens, maybe this is really a good father~"

"You're not Elliott, and I'm not an ET."

Little Sheldon corrected: "If you really want to use this as a metaphor, I have a brother and a sister who are more like Elliott, but just a super-high IQ version of Elliott. I have indeed imagined meeting aliens, but they did not make friends with me, but from the distant interstellar or even the distant future, I took a spaceship, traveled through the infinite space and even time, and came to this place in this era, please, The smartest man in the world, save the world!"

"Hahaha."

When Little Howard was stunned by Little Sheldon's arrogance, Little Leonard laughed out loud.

"why are you laughing?"

Little Sheldon looked over dissatisfied.

"Aliens traveled through time and space to find you? The smartest person in the world?"

Little Leonard laughed loudly: "If aliens really need to travel through time and space to find the most intelligent people in the world to save the world, then their first choice will be to travel directly to the farther future, and the second choice will be to travel to the past. Looking for our sages, even if there is no choice for the first and second, come to our era, do you really think they will look for you?"

While speaking, he signaled Little Sheldon to go and see Chuck.

Little Sheldon stared at little Leonard with puffy eyes, and little Leonard raised his chin and looked back triumphantly.

In normal times, he was fed up with little Sheldon's arrogance, but whenever it came to Chuck, he could have the upper hand.

Seeing that Little Howard didn't understand the origin of this stalk, he explained Chuck's words of "waiting for the future first, respecting the sages second" in front of little Sheldon, and explained it vividly.

Little Howard immediately looked sideways at Chuck, only feeling that his arrogance was leaking, and he felt extremely sorry, why couldn't such a person be his good friend.

"My delivery is almost here!"

Little Sheldon didn't dare to provoke Chuck, so he could only continue to stare at little Leonard, who was poking Chuck's wound with puffy eyes.

"I'm still afraid you won't succeed?"

Little Leonard only felt high-spirited: "My hugging robot will never be afraid of your armed robot that even my sister can't drive away."

"What robot?"

Little Howard's eyes lit up.

Monica also looked over curiously.

"What's going on in my house... Chuck knows."

Little Leonard was a little embarrassed, and said half-covered: "My mother is a little indifferent. In order to make up for the cracks in the relationship between my parents, I designed and manufactured a hugging robot for my father, so that he can hug him when he needs it. .”

"Are you sure this is the correct use of a robot?"

Although it was the first time for Little Howard to hear that there was such an operation, he immediately noticed the problem and made coquettish associations.

"Ok?"

Little Leonard looked at Little Howard puzzled.

"Of course this is not the most correct usage!"

Little Sheldon answered loudly: "Our bodies are fragile. Serious constraints affect the functioning of the brain. The correct use of robots should be to make up for the defects of our bodies and act as our muscle bodyguards! Instead of serving as emotional hugs machine!"

"You are a real robot, so naturally you don't need emotions."

Little Leonard sneered: "If you want me to say, why do you ask your mother to mail over the armed robot you assembled? Go directly to it and fight with my hug machine!"

As he spoke, he explained the ins and outs to everyone.

It turned out that the two children were at home, and little Leonard's father came to borrow the hugging machine designed by his son to replace his mother's arms, because the female version of Sheldon's Beverly is relatively cold to the relationship between husband and wife.

Ok.

Before the birth of Leonard's three children, Leonard's father, Dr. Alfred Hofstadter, was relatively happy.

Because his wife, Beverly, respects science in order to have children, and all married life is for the purpose of giving birth to children, how efficient and effective it is.

But now there are three children, the experimental group, the control group, and the additional observation group are all complete, and there is no need to have another child at all.

So Alfred's nightmare came, and his wife Beverly proposed the frequency of once a year, and decided unilaterally and happily.

The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are nothing more than that.

Under such circumstances, Alfred borrowed the hugging machine designed and manufactured by his son from time to time, and he was really a good man.

After the hug machine was borrowed, the two children talked about this topic. Little Sheldon said that he also had a robot, and he got on the bar after a few words. Then, because of Chuck’s support, he kept challenging Little Sheldon in chess. , Little Leonard, who has made great progress, said that he can compare who is better.

Little Sheldon, who felt the challenge, naturally wouldn't admit it, and immediately called his mother to mail the armed robot.

Now I am waiting for a showdown as soon as I arrive.

"I can be the referee."

Howard Jr. was very interested in this activity, and directly raised his hand to express his idea of ​​participating: "No one knows robots better than me!"

"you?"

Little Sheldon looked at Little Howard contemptuously.

"it is me."

Little Howard replied: "I will design and manufacture my combat robot when I get back, and then I will show you what a real robot is."

"Howard, are you interested in this aspect?"

Leonard Jr. already regarded Howard Jr. as a friend, and immediately asked curiously.

"Ah."

Little Howard glanced at Chuck who had already walked away with Monica: "I plan to be an astronaut in the future, design and manufacture spacecraft, and then go to the sky by myself. Do you know Steven Wegner?"

"of course I know!"

Leonard Jr. said: "Four years ago, when he was flying the space shuttle and returning to the atmosphere, he encountered a sudden danger and made a successful landing. He is a national hero!"

"He is my idol, and I will become an astronaut in the future, a national hero of the United States!"

Little Howard looked forward to it.

"Hmm."

Little Sheldon immediately let out a disdainful laugh.

"What do you mean?"

Little Howard looked over displeased.

"If you really succeed, it means that we humans will have to delay at least a few decades before we can migrate to Mars!"

Little Sheldon said contemptuously: "It is precisely because NASA has only you, um, to quote my father, space monkeys, and future space monkeys, the US space industry is in 'one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind' After Neil Armstrong, you will only stagnate or even go backwards. By the way, you and Dr. Hodges of NASA are both Jews. It is really strange. Einstein is also a Jew. Sure enough, the smartest is just an example, not a nation! "

"Take back this sentence!"

Little Howard glared.

"Don't get excited."

Leonard Jr. hurriedly grabbed Howard Jr. who was furious: "Sheldon, you are going too far."

"where?"

Little Sheldon said confidently: "As early as three years ago, I helped NASA complete the mathematical calculation of the recoverable rocket, but the NASA Dr. Hodges who gave a speech at our school said that they couldn't make it, and their ability is completely complete. Can't keep up with my brain.

Three years have passed and NASA still hasn't achieved anything worthy of praise. Now even people like you want to design space devices and become astronauts and become American national heroes. In three years, no, I'm sure in another 30 years, Let's not even try to emigrate to Mars! "

"you!"

Howard Jr. was almost pissed off.

Fortunately, Little Leonard was pulling it aside, otherwise, no matter whether Little Sheldon was much taller than himself, he almost wanted to do it.

The doorbell rang again.

Little Leonard went to open the door, and then called out, "Sheldon, your courier!"

"Great."

Little Sheldon hurried over to sign for it.

Little Howard watched from the sidelines, and when he saw what the so-called armed robot looked like, his annoyance disappeared and he sneered: "This is your armed robot? No wonder even my sister can't drive it away. It seems that you are just a You can only talk about it and use your hands for nothing!"

"Take that sentence back!"

Little Sheldon yelled with wide-eyed eyes.

"Am I right?"

Little Howard was keenly aware of something, and immediately seized this point of attack: "Do you have any handmade masterpieces? I'm afraid you can't even change the light bulb at home!"

The corners of Little Sheldon's mouth twitched, the corners of his eyes twitched, and he stared fiercely at Little Howard with bulging eyes.

But what Little Howard said reminded him that there was a slight noise from the refrigerator at home, which was heard by his Vulcan hearing. He told his parents, but the parents couldn't hear it, and they didn't care. He couldn't bear it, so he directly said The refrigerator was disassembled and cleaned according to the instructions, but afterwards I found that I could not put it back in anyway, and was yelled at by my father, George, because it would cost a lot of money to hire someone to install it, and his family was not rich.

So Howard Jr. said that he is the king of theory and a waste of hands, which made him completely unbearable!
"so good."

Monica and Chuck left a long time ago and visited Hofstadter's house. When they came back, they saw that the third child seemed to be having a lively conversation there, so they couldn't help sighing.

"Well, it's fine."

Chuck's hearing ability is very strong, he has already heard the general idea, and seeing the increase in the yin and yang points prompted by the system, he agrees with Monica's exclamation.

Little Howard did not disappoint him.

(End of this chapter)