The daily life of American drama detective

"Hahaha."

Little Leonard couldn't help it anymore when he heard this, and burst out laughing.

no way!
It's really the appearance of little Sheldon just now, which is very different from his usual image of a tsundere, smelly, annoying troublemaker.

Who would have thought that little Sheldon had such a childish and well-behaved side?
Anyway, he looked very cheerful.

But alas, he's not Chuck.

Because he really didn't expect that Chuck would come directly to such a sentence.

Little Sheldon couldn't think of it either, and stared at Chuck with puffy eyes, obviously very angry.

Chuck was expressionless.

In his previous life, he saw his little nephew dawdling in front of his parents to please him, and when his parents were in a good mood, he was able to get or play with things he shouldn't want and what he got.

But little Sheldon is not his nephew from his previous life. Even if he wants to learn to please, he is too self-serving and doesn't know how to really please him. It's better than a child can do it naturally.

And he's not little Sheldon's dad either!
Even if he was, with his cleanliness and obsessive-compulsive disorder, he would not tolerate little Sheldon rubbing around him.

More importantly, what he wanted was not the intimacy of little Sheldon.

As he said, all he wanted was Little Sheldon's rebelliousness!
The little nephew in the previous life got what he shouldn't have by being close and flattering. Although Little Sheldon was not as good at flattering as the little nephew in the previous life, the essence was actually the same.

It is through the way of showing softness and intimacy, trying to easily get what you shouldn't get.

And once Chuck lets him succeed, he feels like it's a path to success, and he's on it for good.

But in the process, he would lose the will to confront Chuck head-on.

If you show your flexible bottom line a little bit, you can get what you want. How could little Sheldon be willing to work hard to improve himself in the future to fight against the evil big devil Chuck.

Without this spirit of confrontation, as well as the repeated setbacks and tears in the confrontation process, how could Chuck gain double yin and yang points?

Looking at the double yin and yang points prompted by the system because of his straightforward 'I prefer your rebellious look', Chuck calmly looked at Little Sheldon with bulging eyes and blepharospasm.

With him, Little Sheldon can't even think about admitting cowardice and flexing the bottom line!
Little Sheldon must embark on the road of the brave who regards Chuck as his lifelong enemy and strives to fight against the big devil!
"Ha ha."

Peggy chuckled suddenly, attracting everyone's attention: "It's not impossible for Sheldon to go, after all, the three of us are all from Texas, and we won awards together last time when we went back, and it's reasonable to be together this time." of."

"Although I hate to say it, you are right this time, Peggy!"

Little Sheldon saw that the little devil Peggy rarely said a human word, and nodded in approval.

"But Sheldon, are you sure you're going to fly with Chuck again?"

Peggy reminded with a half-smile: "Did you forget that the last time we went back together, the flight was unpleasant?"

"..."

Little Sheldon froze immediately.

damn it!
He almost forgot this one!
The last time we went back to Texas to participate in the award presentation, someone actually recognized Detective Chuck when we were flying, and then we got off the plane because he was not only an investigator but also an accountant, and he was determined not to fly with them.

He also learned from that time that when flying in the United States, remember not to fly with the three types of people.

Auditors, environmental assessors, offended people at the top of **freedom!

As for these three, according to Chuck's frank confession, Detective Chuck has two of them.

So flying with Detective Chuck is indeed very, very dangerous.

However, Chuck, the big devil, insisted on letting him take the plane with him after such a thing happened last time. The reason turned out to be his own intuition!
Bloody intuition!
Because of my fanatical love for space exploration and Star Trek, I even forgot this big question.

"We can drive there."

"New York is 2600 kilometers away from Houston!"

Peggy shook her head and said: "We originally prepared four people, me, Chuck, Mona, and Leonard, and it would be fine to take one car, but if you and Howard are added, that car is no longer suitable, and the long-distance Driving, or staying in a car with you, is simply not an acceptable option!"

"That's so true! Absolutely don't drive there!"

Little Leonard nodded sharply in agreement.

With Little Sheldon's difficult personality and bladder that is difficult to control, traveling in a car for a long distance is definitely a torture for all the companions.

Of course he is also... taking a long-distance bus with the number one idol Chuck, the goddess Peggy, and the beautiful big sister Monica. On the road, with his physical fitness, he was afraid that he would be more embarrassing than little Sheldon.

no way.

Who made him 'gas' more.

I remember the first time he met Chuck in Chicago, and when he met Chuck for the second time in the court restaurant, he took the initiative to find him. Chuck explained that he was lactose intolerant and bluntly said that he didn't want to smell the smell.

Even if he doesn't eat dairy products, he is afraid of it.

The idol Chuck can speak bluntly. Although he is embarrassed, he can also listen with a cheeky face. But if he gets discouraged in front of the goddess Peggy and the beautiful big sister Monica, then he thinks about it and feels that he should die now. Save face when the time comes and directly lose face.

Therefore, long-distance car travel in a confined space is absolutely unacceptable!

"Actually, you can go by sea and take a cruise ship!"

Little Howard put forward the best solution in his own eyes cheaply: "Anyway, Chuck is not short of money, and taking a cruise is the most enjoyable! There is no fear of plane or train crashes, and there is no difficulty in driving. Taking a cruise is the best! "

"Then take a cruise!"

Little Sheldon thought it was acceptable.

Before he had no choice.

Poverty limited his imagination. Now, after listening to Howard Jr., he discovered that his home in Texas, Galvester County, is just like New York, and it is indeed safe and comfortable to take a cruise along the coastline.

"Taking a cruise ship is indeed the best choice after comprehensive consideration of comfort and safety."

Chuck also nodded, and then under Little Sheldon's overjoyed eyes, his voice changed: "Let's go by train!"

"..."

Everyone was shocked.

Little Sheldon even yelled out in disbelief: "Why?"

Chuck looked at little Sheldon and said nothing.

But everyone couldn't help thinking that Chuck would probably say that sentence after a pause for a while.

Little Sheldon obviously knew it too, so he looked at him sadly and angrily, waiting for him to say, "Because I'm Batman!"

But it's a pity that Chuck didn't say it all the time, which made little Sheldon with obsessive-compulsive disorder suffocate, and wished he could directly urge Chuck to say something he didn't agree with.

"You don't have to sit down!"

Chuck looked at the double yin and yang points prompted by the system again, looked at Little Sheldon and said.

"...I'll sit!"

Little Sheldon considered for a long time, but finally chose to compromise.

As always, with Chuck, he was used to compromise.

"But only if I agree with you to sit!"

Chuck said blankly.

"..."

Little Sheldon looked at Chuck angrily.

He agreed to take the risk, what else do you want from him?
"Chuck, you just let him go."

Monica watched from the sidelines for a long time. Seeing that a poor little Sheldon like Little Sheldon was being bullied, she was about to cry, so she quickly smoothed things over: "It's not too much to add him. And the three of you are still the Texas Lights!"

"It is true that there is not one more him."

Chuck nodded: "But he's going, he can't just join in, three conditions need to be met!"

"you say!"

Little Sheldon looked at Chuck with a straight face, ready to say yes to anything.

"One is Leonard, the second is Missy, and the third is House!"

Chuck is straightforward.

"What do you mean?"

Little Sheldon frowned and looked at Chuck.

"You promise Leonard one condition and fulfill his one wish, and promise Missy one condition and fulfill her one wish."

Chuck explained.

"Leonard and Missy, I understand, but House, the poisonous and rotten person in your eyes, can also get a condition and a wish?"

Little Howard was a little dissatisfied.

Last Halloween, he appeared in person and helped Chuck sneer at Dr. House, that poisonous and rotten person.

So he knows very well that Chuck has a worse perception of House, a poisonous and rotten person, than his indifference to him.

So he really couldn't understand why Chuck ignored him and gave this opportunity to Dr. House, who was inferior to him?

If it was just to make a clown like Little Sheldon suffer physically and mentally, he, who knew little Sheldon better, was very confident in fulfilling Chuck's entrustment, and tossed Little Sheldon severely with the most coquettish conditions.

But Chuck just passed him and chose Dr. House!
This obvious discrimination made him very unhappy.

"Chuck."

Monica also looked at Chuck with some concern: "Leonard and Missy are fine, house is fine, let him get in touch with little Sheldon is not good."

Let little Sheldon accept one condition from Leonard and Missy, and satisfy each of their wishes. With their relationship, as long as little Sheldon is willing, they can always compromise, and will not make things too difficult for little Sheldon. .

But with Dr. House, the result is completely different.

If Dr. House grasps this, he will definitely tell the conditions and wishes that a little Sheldon can't fulfill at all.

That is completely embarrassing little Sheldon.

Moreover, Dr. House has such a bad temper, and he was a poisonous person before, so he asked Little Sheldon to get in touch with him more. Seeing her as Peggy's temporary guardian, she subconsciously objected.

"It's House!"

Chuck glanced at them: "It's not that he promised House a condition and fulfilled House's wish, but asked House to promise Little Sheldon a condition and fulfill Little Sheldon's wish!"

"what?!"

The crowd was stunned.

It turned out to be so!
"I promise!"

Little Sheldon was a little worried at first, wondering if he could do it, but now that he heard that the vicious and annoying Dr. House promised him a condition and granted him a wish, then it would be no problem.

That's right!

Same-sex repulsion!
Even though Little Sheldon and Dr. House have not met a few times, and even Little Sheldon has a natural affection for doctors, and always wants to have a free doctor to satisfy his excessive medical worries and free examinations.

What's more, Dr. House is still the most powerful doctor.

But in just a few exchanges, Little Sheldon completely disliked Dr. House, and gave up including him in his list of free doctors and friends, and even blacklisted him.

He didn't admit that the two of them that Leonard Jr. teased were very similar.

He is so cute and everyone loves him, and Dr. House's character is too annoying, he doesn't like it, how can they be so similar!

"interesting."

Peggy gave a playful smile.

Her eyes are very accurate. She has long seen that Chuck treats Little Sheldon, House and others differently. Now that Chuck made this request, she immediately guessed that it was Chuck who took advantage of the situation to make these two people of the same sex The tsundere men who repel each other toss each other.

Just the thought of it is interesting, isn't it?
She even guessed why Chuck was talking about these three people instead of himself, and she wasn't included in the three.

That's because Chuck himself and she were originally big and small devils to little Sheldon. As long as they wanted, they didn't need little Sheldon's consent, and it would eventually come true.

So there was no need for Little Sheldon to agree.

It's that overbearing and simple!
And Little Leonard and Missy are the poor kids who have been tossed the hardest by Little Sheldon. Letting them get this opportunity can be regarded as retaliation for retribution.

"Leonard, what are your conditions and wishes?"

Since Little Sheldon agreed, he immediately wanted to get rid of the person he thought he could deal with easily, and that was Little Leonard, who had unconditionally compromised with him.

"It was so sudden, I didn't even think about it..."

Little Leonard grinned to the back of his ears, and glanced triumphantly at Little Howard, who was envious and jealous, and signaled the benefit that he and Chuck were good friends.

Just as Little Sheldon impatiently reminded him that there were only 6 days left before departure for Houston, and he had to put forward a condition and wish immediately, and when he came to complete it, Little Leonard changed his face instantly and carried the schoolbag behind his back heavily.

While everyone was stunned, he took out a thick stack of paper documents from his schoolbag, and handed them to the somewhat confused little Sheldon: "Since you said so, then I'll just put forward any conditions and wishes."

"Roommate agreement?"

Little Sheldon took the document handed over by Little Leonard, who said it was too sudden and unprepared, but obviously well prepared in advance.

Because it is too thick and lacks exercise, he belongs to the five scumbags of the war, and he almost failed to hold such a thick stack of documents. Holding it with both hands, he controlled his body so that the documents did not sway and fall, and his eyes had already seen the top of the document. the file name of the .

"But we're not roommates!"

"That depends on how you define a roommate."

Little Leonard smiled and said: "The first article, the first section, and the first article of the roommate agreement are to define roommates, as long as you and I live in the same building complex, the distance is not more than 100 kilometers, you can see each other every day or say If you talk about it, you are all roommates, so you must abide by this roommate agreement.

You are now living in my house and fit the definition of a roommate perfectly.

You are a super genius, you have a photographic memory, and you especially like to draft documents. You can read this roommate agreement, and if you don’t like it, just let me know.

I absolutely do not modify.

If you sign, I will regard you as fulfilling my conditions and wishes, and then you can go to Missy. "

Little Sheldon: "..."