The daily life of American drama detective

Chapter 461 Little Sheldon: I absolutely don't agree...it smells so good!
"I want a roommate agreement!"

When Little Howard heard this, he became anxious.

This is the best weapon against little Sheldon, a troublesome shit-hating worm.

You must know that Little Sheldon likes rules the most, and he often uses various rules to restrain them.

If he can also sign an agreement with Little Sheldon like Little Leonard, of course it is not a roommate agreement, and if he is killed, he will definitely not be a roommate with Little Sheldon.

Unless Little Sheldon's sister Missy comes to live with her, then there is still a possibility.

What he wants is a friend agreement, and even the definition of this friend can be broadened, that is, nodding acquaintances can also be regarded as the scope of friends, requiring the little Sheldon who signed the agreement to give him enough respect on the other side of the agreement.

And with little Sheldon's obsessive-compulsive disorder, once an agreement is signed, it will be a lifelong handle, and he will not be so angry in his daily relationship in the future.

Of course, he also knew that even if this agreement was signed, little Sheldon would try his best to exploit loopholes.

But as a Jew, who doesn't have a litigious cousin?
At that time, he can completely let his litigant cousin design a friend agreement specifically for him, so that everything is in his favor, and it will be difficult for Little Sheldon to catch the loophole.

Just thinking that Little Sheldon couldn't find a loophole was enough to make him feel good.

Even if Little Sheldon finds a loophole, but looking at the thick stack of documents prepared by Little Leonard, I am afraid that Little Sheldon will not study science in the future, and specialize in researching loopholes, it will be difficult to completely break through this association limits.

Of course, the guarantee of the final execution of this agreement depends on Little Sheldon's obsessive-compulsive disorder.

When OCD and the free and flexible bottom line conflict, according to Chuck, Little Sheldon's OCD always has to succumb to the free and flexible bottom line.

So when the time comes, there is a risk that this document will be directly torn up or distorted by Little Sheldon, who has grasped the essence of free cooking, and will be executed if he wants it, and he will resolutely not execute it if he doesn't, or execute it the other way around.

But still the same sentence, just letting little Sheldon violate his obsessive-compulsive disorder and slap himself in the face, just this one item alone, it is very profitable.

What more bike!

Little Sheldon ignored Little Howard's yelling at all. He put down a thick stack of roommate agreements, and then began to flip through them. Before he had flipped through much, the way he looked up at Little Leonard changed.

"This is an unequal agreement!"

Little Sheldon glared at Little Leonard with bulging eyes.

He couldn't accept the terms on the first page alone, let alone a stack full of such terms that were not conducive to him.

"so?"

Little Leonard grinned.

"So this agreement is meaningless!"

Little Sheldon said dissatisfied: "You change the conditions and wishes!"

"I just have such a condition and wish."

Little Leonard smiled and said, "Don't worry, take your time, there are still six days left, as long as you sign before departure, I guarantee that Chuck will prepare the train ticket for you."

"Sheldon, if I were you, I'd better ask Missy what other conditions and wishes she has."

Peggy smiled and reminded: "Only when you know all three people, three conditions and three wishes, can you make a better choice."

"wait for me."

Little Sheldon stared at little Leonard for a while with bulging eyes, seeing that he didn't bow his head to him as usual, and then looked down at the thick roommate agreement. Although he felt that what Peggy said made sense, he still signaled Everyone wait first.

Then, as expected, he went into the bathroom.

"OMG!"

Little Leonard watched Little Sheldon go to the bathroom, and couldn't hold back the ecstasy in his heart: "I also made Sheldon so nervous that he couldn't control his bladder one day! Chuck, you are God!"

"Chuck, you didn't draft this roommate document for Leonard, did you?"

Monica looked at Chuck with a strange expression.

"No."

Chuck shook his head.

"Fortunately not."

Monica breathed a sigh of relief: "Otherwise, that poor little girl is really too pitiful."

If Chuck had drafted this thick roommate agreement, she was sure it blocked all the possibilities for young Sheldon to get around.

But unless little Sheldon directly renounces his account, he will be bound by this thick roommate agreement for the rest of his life.

How pitiful that would be.

Chuck glanced at her, without observing with micro-expressions, and with their seamless scientific research cooperation, he could understand what she was thinking with just one look.

Signing this thick roommate agreement, is it pitiful to be restricted for a lifetime?

That was Monica didn't know the future life of the little Leonard in front of her in the original time and space.

Otherwise, she would never feel sorry for little Sheldon.

With tears in his eyes, little Leonard looked at Chuck with great admiration.

This thick roommate agreement was indeed not drafted by Chuck, but it was also possible after Chuck reminded him in advance, so Leonard Jr. had been preparing this thing for a long time.

It took more than a year to prepare so many terms of agreement.

That's right!

More than a year ago, when Leonard Jr. met Chuck for the first time in Chicago, he approached Chuck for the first time in the courthouse restaurant, and witnessed Chuck use the phone to make the most stinky fart who took away his mother's love When Seth's little Sheldon cried, little Leonard expressed unprecedented admiration for Chuck.

It was also from that moment that Chuck reminded him that if he was in the same room as Little Sheldon, he had to prepare a roommate agreement in advance.

Even Little Leonard didn't think that he would be roommates with Little Sheldon for so many years in the future, thinking that as long as Little Sheldon finished his college studies and then got out, he could get rid of it completely.

But out of admiration for Chuck, he followed Chuck's reminder honestly and began to accumulate and draft these roommate agreement terms little by little.

Then he discovered that this stuff is very addictive.

It's almost like a diary, whenever Little Sheldon made him uncomfortable in various ways, he turned his head and secretly wrote it down, and then transformed this discomfort into the terms of a roommate agreement that made him happy.

That's right!

Such a thick stack of roommate agreement documents is actually the result of his painstaking efforts over the past year.

I will cry if I continue!

But it's okay now, as long as Little Sheldon signs this agreement, it will be Little Sheldon who will cry in the future.

Chuck really shines brightly and is invincible in wisdom!
This can be imagined!
so amazing!

Chuck was calm.

It's not that he didn't think of helping to draft this kind of agreement. Even if it's such a thick and professional agreement, as long as he wants, he can quickly draft it successfully, ensuring that all possibilities of little Sheldon's sophistry can be blocked.

But what's the point of that besides making little Sheldon despair, and then completely smashing the jar?
In line with what he said to little Sheldon, "I prefer your rebellious look", he couldn't completely lock up little Sheldon's way forward.

Because in addition to providing a wave of double yin and yang points, it would be too wasteful for a humanoid water of life like Little Sheldon to be completely abolished!
A more sensible approach is to let little Leonard prepare in advance to draft in advance, and then let little Sheldon sign the agreement, and then little Sheldon will struggle with his unwillingness to comply with this kind of agreement that is not good for him and his own obsessive-compulsive disorder. At that time, Little Sheldon would constantly provide double yin and yang points.

When little Sheldon twisted the roommate agreement through various sophistry, and then little Leonard couldn't do anything to little Sheldon. Part yin and yang points.

This is the sustainable, scientific and rational optimal choice.

He will not go fishing in a dry marsh!

While everyone was talking and laughing, the preoccupied little Sheldon came out of the bathroom, looked at Chuck and Peggy, and then at the shy little Leonard. He shook his head solemnly: "It is impossible for me to agree to these things. Unreasonable demands!"

"Unreasonable demands?"

Little Leonard couldn't bear it anymore, he patted the thick stack of documents, and said with some sadness: "Do you know where these terms come from? What kind of imagination? No! It's all this. You have made unreasonable demands on me over the years, I just changed our identities."

"So I thought of it?"

Little Sheldon nodded suddenly: "No wonder there is always a sense of familiarity, which is much more reasonable! With an IQ of only 173, you really don't have such a rich imagination!"

"..."

Little Leonard froze, looking angrily at the righteous and unashamed little Sheldon: "So can you sign?"

"No!"

Little Sheldon shook his head resolutely: "Even if I came up with these things, it doesn't mean you can switch identities with me, we will never be able to switch identities, even if you take it to Houston to watch the launch of the Eye of God It's not enough to make the conditions for the first step of the Starway Sea Project..."

Before he finished speaking, Chuck said with a blank face: "Spock will appear at the launch site!"

"..."

Little Sheldon couldn't express his determination just now. After a moment of surprise, he looked at Chuck uncertainly: "Is it Spock from the Enterprise? Or Leonard Nimoy?"

"..."

Everyone was speechless.

Especially Leonard and the others.

Although I only teased Little Sheldon yesterday, Chuck’s space exploration technology company’s goal is to go to the sea. In the future, they will follow Chuck and explore space together. When they meet Little Sheldon’s alien home planet, they will Come pick up little Sheldon.

But at this point in time to say that Star Trek's Spock will actually appear in reality, is it possible?
The actor who played Spock, Leonard Nimoy, of course!
"Leonard Nimoy..."

Little Sheldon called out the name tremblingly, little Leonard could feel the excitement, because he was also a Spock fan, and he was also very excited when he thought of the opportunity to meet this idol soon.

But thinking that they are all named Leonard, in the eyes of little Sheldon, the gap is so big, and he, little Leonard, is still a little upset.

Chuck glanced at Little Leonard, and saw that he was now struggling with the different meanings to Sheldon between himself and Leonard Nimoy, and remembered that the future Sheldon’s son in the original time and space was named Leonard, after all Is it a tribute to best friend Leonard?Or a tribute to Leonard Nimoy as Spock?
In his opinion, with Sheldon's personality, there can only be one result, that is, to pay tribute to Spock's actor Leonard Nimoy, and it is impossible to pay tribute to his best friend Leonard Nimoy. .

So he made no secret of his intention to temporarily increase the size of the banknotes to make Little Sheldon succumb to the signature: "Yes, he will be there, and then sign autographs and take photos for the people I'm traveling with."

As for whether Leander Nimoy, who plays Spock, will be there?
That must be done!
"Signed photo..."

Little Sheldon was dizzy and shaking.

This is Spoklenard Nimoy!
Not Leonard Hofstadter!

"After the agreement is signed, you can go to meet your favorite Spock. You can also prepare costumes in advance, and even let Mr. Leonard Nimoy appear in Spock's costume. When the time comes, you two Two Spocks, one big and one small..."

Little Leonard saw that little Sheldon could hardly bear it anymore, so he leaned into his ear, put the last document that needed to be signed in front of little Sheldon, and bewitched to complete the final blow.

"I sign!"

Little Sheldon's imagination was very strong, and he immediately made up the picture in his brain, and couldn't help it anymore. Even though he knew that this roommate agreement was seriously detrimental to him, he still picked up the pen and started to sign it.

Apart from his mother's care and the protagonist's good luck, he can live to this day because of his super genius IQ. When his subconscious is working, he knows what is the real bottom line.

Even though he signed it impulsively, he subconsciously knew that this document had no legal significance, and he could tear it up and distort it whenever he wanted.

As for the discomfort of OCD?
Participated in the Starway Ocean Project with me, met Spock with my own eyes, got Spock's signature, and cosplayed big and small Spock with Leonard Nimoy. His little Spock seemed to have received the most orthodox certification. Compared with Spock's inheritance, this kind of coolness that makes him dizzy, the obsessive-compulsive disorder can also disappear flexibly!
How far the mind is, how far the obsessive-compulsive disorder will disappear flexibly!

"Yes!"

Seeing that Little Sheldon signed the roommate agreement in person, Little Leonard immediately jumped up excitedly.

"I finished!"

Little Sheldon looked at the real mastermind behind the scenes, Big Devil Chuck.

"The first one is done."

Chuck nodded: "There's a second Missy and a third House!"

"Call me Missy's video call immediately!"

Little Sheldon commanded little Leonard skillfully.

"it is good!"

Little Leonard obeyed subconsciously, but under Chuck's gaze, he realized something was wrong. He resisted the urge to make a video call with Missy. With a straight face, he patted the thick roommate agreement and reminded: "According to The roommate agreement stipulates that if you want to ask your roommate for help, you must smile and say please, and you are not allowed to boss around!"

"...Please make a video call to Missy for me immediately."

Little Sheldon waited for little Leonard with puffy eyes, wanting little Leonard to back down like before, but when he found that he couldn't do it, he could only force a smile and say please.

"..."

Little Leonard looked at Little Sheldon's distorted and scary smiling face, and suddenly felt uncomfortable. He would rather be bossed around by Little Sheldon than face such a terrifying smile. He didn't dare to say anything, and hurried to help Dial up the video.

At the other end of the video, when Missy heard the ins and outs, she screamed and laughed loudly: "My condition and wish are very simple, as long as Sheldon is me for a day!"

Everyone: "..."

(End of this chapter)