The daily life of American drama detective

Chapter 462 Difficult Brothers, Little Sheldon and Dr. House!

"Being you one day? Even if I lose 60 IQ, I won't be able to become you!"

Little Sheldon frowned.

"Missy is talking about you dressing up as a girl for a day, right?"

Monica smiled.

"Yes!"

At the other end of the video, Missy was very excited: "Sheldon will dress up like me, he will do whatever I do in a day, let him feel how I feel!"

"That's not just women's clothing."

Little Howard smiled maliciously and said, "At the very least, I have to cut him~"

"To shut up!"

When little Leonard saw his friend say such obscene words in front of so many people, he immediately reprimanded in embarrassment: "Sheldon is not a Jew, so there is no need for a knife!"

"..."

Little Howard's mouth twitched.

As the eldest cousin, Monica didn't know what expression to make.

This is also a traditional custom widely spread by their Jews.

Only for men, of course.

"Chuck, what do you say?"

Missy knew that Chuck was in charge of this thing that excited her so much, and only Chuck could make the final decision, so she looked at Chuck with burning eyes.

"Little Sheldon, you always say that your IQ is very high, that the speed of technological development cannot catch up with your intelligent thinking, and you who believe that you can lead the future, don't you see through Missy's proposal that is fully forward-looking for 30 years? ?"

Chuck said blankly.

"Missy 30 years into the future?"

Unlike the twin sister Missy who has twinkling stars in her eyes, Little Sheldon's expression is like that of a subway man looking at his mobile phone. Although he is only 12 years old, he has completely grasped the charm of his expression.

"What are you talking about? Looking forward to the future of the next 30 years, it's not me, it's Missy? Listen to what you're saying!"

"No one knows what I'm talking about better than I do!"

Chuck said bluntly: "I said that Missy has a 30-year future perspective, and she has it! If you can't understand it, it only means that your IQ is not as high as you think."

"An IQ of only 187 is indeed not too high."

Peggy couldn't help laughing beside her.

"..."

The expression of the subway old man looking at the phone on Little Sheldon's face disappeared in an instant, his eyes puffed up, and he looked at the big and small devils who despised his IQ with extreme anger and grief. , the corners of his eyes twitched, and he was about to cry.

He can ignore anyone saying that.

Because other people said, he would return a contemptuous squint and shake his head, even disdain to refute.

But now it is the big and small devil who is saying this!

It is because he agrees from the bottom of his heart that his IQ is on the same level as him, and the Texas Lights are tied for the top three. Now, because of his stupid sister Missy, he is going to be expelled from the list of super geniuses, and the Texas Lights among.

This is Missy!

He can't accept it at all!
"impossible!"

Even though he suffered [-] tons of injuries, Little Sheldon still held his neck and made the final protest: "I am from Texas. Although I don't want to admit that I am a Texas cowboy, it is impossible for a Texas man to be a woman! My parents both I will not agree!"

"It is."

When Missy heard the twin brother mention her parents, she hesitated for a moment.

Now relying on Chuck and Peggy, she can abuse little Sheldon very well, but if her parents know about this kind of thing, then she will have to face her mother's big eyes.

"You are wrong again."

Chuck said frankly: "If it is 30 years later, with your character that is so easy to be fooled, let alone you are not a real Texas cowboy, you are a real Texas cowboy, and your parents are also Texas cowboys. The future of a knife."

With the support of a powerful capital consortium like the military-industrial complex that is the foundation of a country, the big gender war that will be waged across the United States in the future, with the minority bullying the public, will be invincible.

How about a Texas cowboy with a lot of virtue and masculinity?
Under the influence of funding including but not limited to teachers, doctors, media, etc., it is not one or two ignorant young children who are secretly prodded by teachers to seduce gender confusion and self-harm.

When the parents found out, they could only be incompetent and furious.

Because of the exposure, the school and teachers still spoke out righteously, saying that it was not illegal.

In that kind of public opinion environment, law enforcement agencies that dare not say anything about this correct trend will only stare at furious parents and prevent them from going to those scourges who have harmed their children.

After 30 years of life like this, Little Sheldon, regardless of his high IQ, definitely didn't realize it, and was the first to be fooled and stabbed directly.

Even without the knife, little Sheldon naturally belonged to that group.

In the Big Bang Theory, in the eyes of Leonard and Howard, the grown-up Sheldon is a mitotic existence. After eating too much Thai food, she will naturally split into two Sheldon.

what is this?
After 30 years, this is definitely one of the more than 100 gender identities, similar to gender fluid, which may directly add a letter.

There is indeed a Texas cowboy Sheldon in the standing council in Sheldon's mind.

But what about the cowboys?
Cowboys have Brokeback Mountain too!
And Sheldon's face belongs to this group in reality.

The combination of the reality in American dramas and the magical reality that transcends reality, Xie Er is a fluid gender and orientation.

In the future of the Big Bang, in order to meet Hawking, Sheldon put on a French maid outfit provided by Howard, and appeared majestically in the university cafeteria.

The clothes Missy wears now are very conservative. There is really not much difference between men and women, let alone compare with that coquettish French maid outfit.

In this case, Missy let him pretend to be herself for a day, which is really not as exaggerated as he said.

Missy’s request does not have the obscene hints of Little Howard’s cutting a knife and asking Sheldon to wear a French maid outfit in the future. Instead, she just wants her super talented twin brother to experience her daily life with her heart. Live, feel her emotions.

That's it.

Facts have proved that for Hawking, the future Sheldon can compromise with Mr. Howard Worowitz whom he despises the most, put on a French maid outfit, die in front of his university colleagues, and face the gaze of the big devil Chuck, the speed of compromise Silkier.

"I also fulfill the second condition and wish!"

Little Sheldon kept a stiff face, and he didn't need to be reminded by Chuck and the others. He, who was obsessive-compulsive disorder, had already taken the initiative to focus on the third condition and wish.

That is to ask Dr. House to agree to one condition and wish.

"If you think it's difficult to dress up as Missy for a day, you can try to get Dr. House to agree to dress up as a girl, and I will accompany you for a day~"

Little Howard began to come up with ideas restlessly again: "After all, girls have girlfriends~"

"Don't increase the difficulty!"

Little Leonard also met Dr. House, and knew that he was more difficult to deal with than Little Sheldon, so he pushed Little Howard who had no good intentions.

"what happened?"

Little Howard said cheaply: "No matter what a super genius does, of course it has to be difficult. Of course he, oh no, she admits that he can't do it. That's even better, because our trip to Texas will be less A troublemaker, I have no objection at all! What about you?"

"This……"

Little Leonard stopped talking immediately, subconsciously looking at Chuck.

If possible, who wants to stay with the troublesome little Sheldon who hates shit for a long time, let alone travel together.

"My request is that he only needs to let House meet one condition and realize one wish. If he can let House's women's clothing accompany him as his best friend, I have no objection."

Chuck said blankly.

In his view, this is not entirely impossible.

After all, House is also a gentleman in London. If something happens in the future and he needs to change his name, he will definitely be called Greg Wilson. The really hot-eyed women's clothing should be Shelly (Shelly is the nickname that Little Sheldon's mother called him) Girlfriend, it's really nothing.

Even the proposal itself, when Little Sheldon called House and was interrogated by House, it had already caused damage to House, enough for Chuck to reap a wave of double yin and yang points.

If Shelley does, then the dead Greg Wilson will give Chuck another wave of double yin and yang points.

Either way, Chuck wins.

It's a pity that, with Little Sheldon's troublesome and shit-hating skills, there is a high probability that he won't be the opponent of the vicious House.

"Have you thought about the conditions and wishes?"

Chuck looked at Young Sheldon, who was eager to complete the third item of OCD.

"I'm ready!"

Little Sheldon nodded as a matter of course.

This kind of condition and desire has no difficulty for him.

Chuck helped to dial Dr. House's video call. The video call request was connected almost instantly, and Dr. House's impatient scruffy face appeared on the screen: "What do you want?"

"1694235 seconds."

Chuck raised his hand to look at his watch, and then said solemnly, "You lasted longer than I thought."

With a puff, Monica burst out laughing.

Before the others could react, Dr. House's face turned even darker. With his IQ and insight, of course he heard what Chuck was connoting him at the first time.

Not only does it imply that his relationship with the dean, Dr. Cardi, is about to collapse, and it probably won't last until he comes out of the compulsory addiction rehabilitation center.

Still connoting him for a short time.

Obviously it can be expressed in days, but Chuck insists on counting in seconds. In addition to showing off his own photographic memory and super genius IQ, isn't it just mocking him in the connotation.

However, Chuck, a strong man who can work as a unit when he is young, does have the capital to connotate him and mock him.

If he taunted back rashly, the one who would be even more ashamed would be himself.

"Dr. House!"

Little Sheldon reminded dissatisfiedly: "It's not Chuck who is looking for you, but I am looking for you..."

Tell the ins and outs of the matter.

"Really?"

When Dr. House heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he glanced at Chuck maliciously: "So what are your conditions and wishes?"

He didn't intend to listen to Little Sheldon's conditions and wishes at all, because as long as he didn't agree, it would be the biggest blow to Chuck.

Little Sheldon didn't care about these, he put forward his conditions and wishes seriously: "Dr. House, I hope you can help me how to make Chuck unhappy while fulfilling these three conditions and wishes." , can you do it?"

"..."

The smile on the corner of Dr. House's mouth suddenly froze, and he moved his eyes away from Chuck, and met Little Sheldon's serious eyes. He stared at Little Sheldon firmly.

Did this little bastard do it on purpose or by accident?

This is not embarrassing him!
If he had the ability to fight against Chuck, he would still be trapped in the rehabilitation center and face the "seven-year itch" that Dr. Cardi, who he had an affair with, was forcibly activated?
That's right!

He and the female dean Kadi were forced to start a relationship. It has been three weeks, and now it has reached the level of the "seven-year itch", although it is much better than the fairy's "one-day-one-year" time ratio .

But no matter how hard he tried to restrain himself, he still couldn't get rid of Chuck's malicious trap of forcing the relationship he had been avoiding in the first place.

Before he leaves the rehabilitation center, all the conveniences and privileges at the Princeton teaching hospital will disappear as the "ex-wife" Dr. Cardi breaks up and there is no ambiguous hormone filter.

All of this, all because of Chuck!
And he can only accept it passively.

With him like this, Little Sheldon actually seeks his help, asking him to come and ask for both?
Did he accidentally ask the wrong question, or poke his wound on purpose?

But he was embarrassed to directly refuse according to the original idea in his heart.

After all, Little Sheldon asked him to fight against Chuck and make Chuck unhappy. If he disagrees, what does it mean?
Think you're incapable?
Give in?
This is not his style!

"There is still time, you two communicate more."

Chuck looked at the arrival of the two double yin and yang points that were reminded at the same time in the system, looked at Little Sheldon, then at House, and reminded frankly: "Of course I will ask Wilson to supervise you, after all, little Sheldon's mother is a devout believer, and you can understand her concern.

Rather than spending money to ask me to investigate you, or spending money to buy mobile phone software APP related to your usage information, adding an extra financial burden to their already poor family, let's take precautions before it happens. "

"This is the truth!"

Little Sheldon didn't understand the connotation, but nodded solemnly: "My mother is indeed very religious, stupid, but she is still religious, and my family is indeed poor. If I have Chuck's money ability, all the problems now It won't be a problem!"

"..."

The corners of Dr. House's mouth twitched.

Is it now a matter of pious folly and poverty and power?
Not at all!

Chuck is clearly mocking him as an English gentleman again!

The story of the priest and the little boy is too classic.

A week later.

A strange combination of big and small, handsome men and beautiful women, and nerds and wretched men appeared at the train station and sat in the two adjacent VIP boxes.

That's right!

Chuck booked two VIP boxes.

In the first session, he, Professor Alicia Harper, Monica, and Peggy took a seat.

In another section, Sheldon Jr., Leonard Jr., and Howard Jr. sit.

Compared to the harmonious atmosphere in Chuck's box, the atmosphere in this VIP box was awkward.

Howard Jr. and Leonard Jr. stared wide-eyed because Dr. Beverly Hofstadter was leading the team.

(End of this chapter)