Road idiot tour guide
Chapter 109 The Man Who Likes Dragons
Chapter 109 The Man Who Likes Dragons (Please Subscribe)
The laughter of a group of people stopped abruptly.
The girl stood in front of him, looking at the name on the tour guide card hanging on his chest - He Huan.
The social death of one person becomes the social death of the whole group.Embarrassment pervaded the entire cave.Their frozen and distorted expressions are like stalactites.
He Huan admired their wonderful expressions for a while, then raised his finger to the sign beside him, "Did you see it?"
The tourists are very well-behaved at the moment, and they look over cooperatively—retrograde is prohibited.
Just force a turn like this?Everyone looked at him awkwardly again.
"Do you know why retrograde is prohibited?"
Everyone shook their heads obediently.
"Because Yuanyanggu knew that I would get lost, so I only built this road and asked everyone to walk in one direction, so that a group of people would lead me the way, so I wouldn't be afraid of getting lost."
Tourists looked at the crowd moving in one direction, winding back and forth, and laughed.
A girl couldn't help but said: "The iron plate is rusty, how could it be for you?"
"Maybe Yuanyanggu already knew that a lost dragon would come to them."
The tourists couldn't help laughing, "Lost Dragon?"
"You only know Xiaobailong, but you don't know that Yunzhou Tourism Circle has a nickname for me. Yes!" He Huan gritted his teeth, "Nickname! Lost Dragon!"
The tourists were already smiling and gave him face, but they still tried their best to hold back.
"They all know that Xiaobailong is a lost dragon, so they tried every means to trick me. Why did you give me an assistant to lead the way!" He Huan widened his eyes and said angrily, "As a tour guide, how could I accept such blatant insults? ?”
The tourists couldn't help it anymore, they all bit their trembling lips.
"Do you know how the manager of Yuanyang Valley persuaded me to come here?"
"How do you say?" Everyone asked curiously.
"She said that there is only one way here, and there is no turning back. I Of course I promised her."
The tourists finally didn't have to hold back and laughed.
"I thought I was here, and no one would find that I was lost. I didn't expect to meet you when I led the group for the first time. I can only say..." He Huan lowered his head, "This is fate."
"Hahaha……"
The eldest brother of the guard couldn't help but hugged his shoulder to comfort him, but He Huan pushed him away, "Get behind me!"
The eldest brother couldn't help laughing, and the tourists laughed.
"Let me tell you, you just regret following the wrong tour guide, and there is no turning back now! Do you know?" He Huan looked at them fiercely with a smile in his eyes.
"Got it!" The tourists laughed, "We don't regret it!"
I'm sorry for laughing at him in person, and I like him more because he defuses embarrassment with honesty and humor.
He Huan turned around with a smile, "These karst caves were developed [-] million years ago. Although the above-ground Stone City and the underground Yuanyang Valley form a three-dimensional karst landscape. But compared to the age, the Stone City has to be called Grandma Yuanyang Valley!"
"Okay! Let's tell them when we go to Stone City later, Xiao Bailong said that Stone City should be called Grandma Yuanyanggu!"
He Huan turned his head, "Are you going to Stone City later?"
"Yup!"
"Then just pretend I didn't say it."
"Hahaha……"
"Little Bailong, are you also lost in Stone City?"
"I got lost the first time I went to Stone City, and the leader of the tour guide department came to pick me up. In order to repay him, I stayed there as a tour guide for a few days."
The tourists laughed and reciprocated in an unheard of way.
Laugh at yourself, let the other party have nothing to laugh at.The tourists also had no embarrassment or burden, and followed him with laughter all the way.
After passing through the winding and narrow road, the eyes suddenly open up.
"Wow!" Everyone looked at the wide hall in front of them.
He Huan said: "This is the Hall of the Lions. The first cave we visited. It is the size of two football fields, and it is the largest underground square in the world.
It is formed by a large stream of water squeezing air.Just like kneading dough, water and air together make such a big dough.After the river changed its course, the stuffing was hollowed out, leaving such a hollow dough. "
The tourists laughed and said, "Little Bailong, do you want to eat buns?"
"Ah."
It was originally a joke, but after walking for a while, tourists will take a rest here.There were snacks sellers in the hall, and several tourists ran over and bought a bunch of snacks to eat with him.You just laughed at him, now you have to take care of him!
There is no difference between a stray dragon and a stray cat!
He Huan is not too polite, just like feeding a stray cat, people are more satisfied than cats!He Huan is satisfying them!
After satisfying their love for a while, He Huan took them to Goddess Palace.
"The Goddess of King Xianghui, there will be a time when you wake up from your dream. The next thing we are going to is Wolong Cave. I just said that Yuanyanggu knew that there was a lost dragon, and this is the evidence."
The tourists laughed: "What does this have to do with you?"
"Why doesn't it matter? The underground river came into this cave, drilled back and forth, but couldn't get out, and just meandered in this cave. Everyone gave him face and called him Crouching Dragon. In fact, he is a Lost Dragon!"
The tourists laughed.
Hearing the thunderous roar in front, the eldest brother escorting the team asked in surprise: "Is there really a dragon?"
He Huan looked back at him, "Of course, otherwise, what would my little white dragon be?"
The tourists laughed.
In a blink of an eye, I came to the place where the roar was.He Huan stopped and pointed at the two roaring waterfalls, "Male and male waterfalls, it is the rainy season in Yunzhou, and you have caught up with the most spectacular time!"
"Wow!"
"When you look at the waterscape, you must pay attention to the seasons. The wet season is completely different from the dry season. These two waterfalls are 30 meters high. They come out of different holes and merge into one.
In fact, it is also integrated inside, but it encounters a stubborn stone blocking the way, ouch!Where should I go?The couple quarreled.
No one can convince anyone, each go his own way, you go this way, I go there!As a result, there are lovers who never leave each other, and they get together again after walking! "
"Hahaha……"
Tourists watch these two underground waterfalls, the water is rushing, the mist is dense, spraying beads and jade, cuddling each other, it is really spectacular!
He Huan picked up the camera to take pictures of them.
Looking at the big brother behind, "How about the double dragon coming out of the cave? Do you like it?"
The eldest brother nodded shyly and happily.
"I also like men who believe in dragons."
The tourists laughed heartily.
The elder brother stepped forward and raised his arm with the dragon tattoo, "Let's take a photo."
"People are taking pictures of couples, you want to take pictures with me!" He Huan looked at the hands on his shoulders, "Oh! You have tattooed me on your body, I'm so scared! Satisfy you!"
Everyone laughed, and the eldest brother stood in front of the waterfall with a smile on his shoulders.He Huan handed over the camera to other tourists.
"I'm single too! I want to shoot with Xiaobailong too! I like dragons too!" said a girl.
Everyone laughed again, "We also like lost dragons!"
He Huan looked at them speechlessly, "Take it easy, tell you guys secretly, and spread it to me everywhere!"
"Hahaha……"
The tourists are eagerly looking forward to taking a photo with Xiaobailong!
But taking pictures in Yuanyang Valley is not easy.Because there is only one swimming road, and it is narrow, if the ones in front stop, the ones behind will not be able to walk.Like a traffic jam, the back is dripping.
He Huan is a tour guide, so he can’t occupy this photo spot, so he took a photo with his elder brother, took the camera, and said, “Let’s go forward, or I will be thrown off when the tourists behind come up, and you can only go to the South China Sea to find me."
Everyone followed him with smiles.
Entering the Wolong Cave, He Huan pointed to it, "Look! Am I right? Is the Lost Dragon wandering around here and can't get out?"
The tourists were eye-opening, as if a pastoral picture scroll was unfolding in front of them, with overlapping peaks, terraced fields, and crisscross fields.The clear water is winding and rippling.
After visiting this idyllic cave, there is another hall in front of it, full of people.
The tourists watched the actors in national costumes singing and dancing on the stage, and excitedly said: "Little Bailong, you must sing better than them!" They booed and pushed him.
He Huan shook his head quickly, "No, no, I won't go up, and neither should you. Just stand far away and watch the excitement."
"why?"
(End of this chapter)
The laughter of a group of people stopped abruptly.
The girl stood in front of him, looking at the name on the tour guide card hanging on his chest - He Huan.
The social death of one person becomes the social death of the whole group.Embarrassment pervaded the entire cave.Their frozen and distorted expressions are like stalactites.
He Huan admired their wonderful expressions for a while, then raised his finger to the sign beside him, "Did you see it?"
The tourists are very well-behaved at the moment, and they look over cooperatively—retrograde is prohibited.
Just force a turn like this?Everyone looked at him awkwardly again.
"Do you know why retrograde is prohibited?"
Everyone shook their heads obediently.
"Because Yuanyanggu knew that I would get lost, so I only built this road and asked everyone to walk in one direction, so that a group of people would lead me the way, so I wouldn't be afraid of getting lost."
Tourists looked at the crowd moving in one direction, winding back and forth, and laughed.
A girl couldn't help but said: "The iron plate is rusty, how could it be for you?"
"Maybe Yuanyanggu already knew that a lost dragon would come to them."
The tourists couldn't help laughing, "Lost Dragon?"
"You only know Xiaobailong, but you don't know that Yunzhou Tourism Circle has a nickname for me. Yes!" He Huan gritted his teeth, "Nickname! Lost Dragon!"
The tourists were already smiling and gave him face, but they still tried their best to hold back.
"They all know that Xiaobailong is a lost dragon, so they tried every means to trick me. Why did you give me an assistant to lead the way!" He Huan widened his eyes and said angrily, "As a tour guide, how could I accept such blatant insults? ?”
The tourists couldn't help it anymore, they all bit their trembling lips.
"Do you know how the manager of Yuanyang Valley persuaded me to come here?"
"How do you say?" Everyone asked curiously.
"She said that there is only one way here, and there is no turning back. I Of course I promised her."
The tourists finally didn't have to hold back and laughed.
"I thought I was here, and no one would find that I was lost. I didn't expect to meet you when I led the group for the first time. I can only say..." He Huan lowered his head, "This is fate."
"Hahaha……"
The eldest brother of the guard couldn't help but hugged his shoulder to comfort him, but He Huan pushed him away, "Get behind me!"
The eldest brother couldn't help laughing, and the tourists laughed.
"Let me tell you, you just regret following the wrong tour guide, and there is no turning back now! Do you know?" He Huan looked at them fiercely with a smile in his eyes.
"Got it!" The tourists laughed, "We don't regret it!"
I'm sorry for laughing at him in person, and I like him more because he defuses embarrassment with honesty and humor.
He Huan turned around with a smile, "These karst caves were developed [-] million years ago. Although the above-ground Stone City and the underground Yuanyang Valley form a three-dimensional karst landscape. But compared to the age, the Stone City has to be called Grandma Yuanyang Valley!"
"Okay! Let's tell them when we go to Stone City later, Xiao Bailong said that Stone City should be called Grandma Yuanyanggu!"
He Huan turned his head, "Are you going to Stone City later?"
"Yup!"
"Then just pretend I didn't say it."
"Hahaha……"
"Little Bailong, are you also lost in Stone City?"
"I got lost the first time I went to Stone City, and the leader of the tour guide department came to pick me up. In order to repay him, I stayed there as a tour guide for a few days."
The tourists laughed and reciprocated in an unheard of way.
Laugh at yourself, let the other party have nothing to laugh at.The tourists also had no embarrassment or burden, and followed him with laughter all the way.
After passing through the winding and narrow road, the eyes suddenly open up.
"Wow!" Everyone looked at the wide hall in front of them.
He Huan said: "This is the Hall of the Lions. The first cave we visited. It is the size of two football fields, and it is the largest underground square in the world.
It is formed by a large stream of water squeezing air.Just like kneading dough, water and air together make such a big dough.After the river changed its course, the stuffing was hollowed out, leaving such a hollow dough. "
The tourists laughed and said, "Little Bailong, do you want to eat buns?"
"Ah."
It was originally a joke, but after walking for a while, tourists will take a rest here.There were snacks sellers in the hall, and several tourists ran over and bought a bunch of snacks to eat with him.You just laughed at him, now you have to take care of him!
There is no difference between a stray dragon and a stray cat!
He Huan is not too polite, just like feeding a stray cat, people are more satisfied than cats!He Huan is satisfying them!
After satisfying their love for a while, He Huan took them to Goddess Palace.
"The Goddess of King Xianghui, there will be a time when you wake up from your dream. The next thing we are going to is Wolong Cave. I just said that Yuanyanggu knew that there was a lost dragon, and this is the evidence."
The tourists laughed: "What does this have to do with you?"
"Why doesn't it matter? The underground river came into this cave, drilled back and forth, but couldn't get out, and just meandered in this cave. Everyone gave him face and called him Crouching Dragon. In fact, he is a Lost Dragon!"
The tourists laughed.
Hearing the thunderous roar in front, the eldest brother escorting the team asked in surprise: "Is there really a dragon?"
He Huan looked back at him, "Of course, otherwise, what would my little white dragon be?"
The tourists laughed.
In a blink of an eye, I came to the place where the roar was.He Huan stopped and pointed at the two roaring waterfalls, "Male and male waterfalls, it is the rainy season in Yunzhou, and you have caught up with the most spectacular time!"
"Wow!"
"When you look at the waterscape, you must pay attention to the seasons. The wet season is completely different from the dry season. These two waterfalls are 30 meters high. They come out of different holes and merge into one.
In fact, it is also integrated inside, but it encounters a stubborn stone blocking the way, ouch!Where should I go?The couple quarreled.
No one can convince anyone, each go his own way, you go this way, I go there!As a result, there are lovers who never leave each other, and they get together again after walking! "
"Hahaha……"
Tourists watch these two underground waterfalls, the water is rushing, the mist is dense, spraying beads and jade, cuddling each other, it is really spectacular!
He Huan picked up the camera to take pictures of them.
Looking at the big brother behind, "How about the double dragon coming out of the cave? Do you like it?"
The eldest brother nodded shyly and happily.
"I also like men who believe in dragons."
The tourists laughed heartily.
The elder brother stepped forward and raised his arm with the dragon tattoo, "Let's take a photo."
"People are taking pictures of couples, you want to take pictures with me!" He Huan looked at the hands on his shoulders, "Oh! You have tattooed me on your body, I'm so scared! Satisfy you!"
Everyone laughed, and the eldest brother stood in front of the waterfall with a smile on his shoulders.He Huan handed over the camera to other tourists.
"I'm single too! I want to shoot with Xiaobailong too! I like dragons too!" said a girl.
Everyone laughed again, "We also like lost dragons!"
He Huan looked at them speechlessly, "Take it easy, tell you guys secretly, and spread it to me everywhere!"
"Hahaha……"
The tourists are eagerly looking forward to taking a photo with Xiaobailong!
But taking pictures in Yuanyang Valley is not easy.Because there is only one swimming road, and it is narrow, if the ones in front stop, the ones behind will not be able to walk.Like a traffic jam, the back is dripping.
He Huan is a tour guide, so he can’t occupy this photo spot, so he took a photo with his elder brother, took the camera, and said, “Let’s go forward, or I will be thrown off when the tourists behind come up, and you can only go to the South China Sea to find me."
Everyone followed him with smiles.
Entering the Wolong Cave, He Huan pointed to it, "Look! Am I right? Is the Lost Dragon wandering around here and can't get out?"
The tourists were eye-opening, as if a pastoral picture scroll was unfolding in front of them, with overlapping peaks, terraced fields, and crisscross fields.The clear water is winding and rippling.
After visiting this idyllic cave, there is another hall in front of it, full of people.
The tourists watched the actors in national costumes singing and dancing on the stage, and excitedly said: "Little Bailong, you must sing better than them!" They booed and pushed him.
He Huan shook his head quickly, "No, no, I won't go up, and neither should you. Just stand far away and watch the excitement."
"why?"
(End of this chapter)
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