Road idiot tour guide

Chapter 110 Big Brother's Journey (for Subscription)
"Although it's a performance on this stage, you not only have to contribute, but you also have to pay. Of course, they call it a better way, called a bride price."

"Huh?" The tourists looked at him in surprise.

"So I don't really recommend you to participate in this kind of activity that has changed the taste. If you want to play, you can go too."

Everyone shook their heads and stood below to look.

Sure enough, some tourists were invited up and entered the bridal chamber with the girl.When he came out, his face was red, probably not from embarrassment but from annoyance that he was dumb as a gift.

He Huan also doesn't know why many tourist destinations harm people and themselves. Tourists come to experience ethnic customs, but they experience pitfalls.He really doesn't understand this kind of self-destruction of reputation.

But what can deceive people in the scenic spot is not what he can shake.He can only remind tourists to be careful of these pits.

As expected, what He Huan said was a performance, and the tourists felt it was boring.He Huan took them to move on.

"Little Bailong, why doesn't the scenic spot care about such tricks?"

"I don't know either. The water here is very deep. It's the same all over the world. So while you are outside, keep your curiosity, don't rush up, and observe for a while.

If you are really cheated, as long as you have nothing to lose, take it as a life experience.Even if you don't travel, won't you be cheated?Only when you have been tricked a lot will you learn to be good! "

"Hahaha……"

The big brother behind looked at him, this little brother Bai Shengsheng is really open-minded!
"Now we have come to the last hole, the underground rock city. It is said that the stone city is above the ground, and the mandarin duck valley is underground, so the landscape that most resembles the stone city is concentrated in this place.

You can take a picture of the top and turn it upside down when you go to Stone City later. Does it look alike? "

Tourists pulled out their phones.

"Before, here was a vast ocean, and like Stone City, it was also formed under the action of the crustal movement. It's just that the peaks of Stone City rose from the ground, and here are the upside-down pinnacles.

You see, this is called Wind Blowing Rock Bend.The stones of karst landform are very fragile.How fragile is it?When the wind blows, the stone bends. "

"Wow!" Everyone looked at the curved stone.

"This is a spectacle unique to Yuanyang Valley!" He Huan emphasized.

"Why is there only Yuanyang Valley?"

He Huan fumbled in his pocket and gave a candy to the girl who asked the question, "That's a good question!"

"Hahaha..." The tourists leaned forward and back together.

He Huan explained with a smile: "Because I just said that the karst cave in Yuanyang Valley is not closed, it has the sky outside the cave, and the sky is windy.

When the wind blows in, it hits the stalactites eroded by the water and grows little by little. Under the double effect, such a curved stone is formed.But bend but not bend, fragility and toughness are integrated into one. "

Everyone nodded, looking at the curved stones hanging from the top, "It's amazing!"

He Huan took them to a tall stalactite pillar next to him, "Do you know what this is called?"

"A pillar of support!" said a boy.

The whole group laughed.

He Huan looked at him helplessly, "It's very vivid! But can it pass the trial? This is the water that fell from the rock bit by bit and fell to the ground. After hundreds of millions of years, it has accumulated into this long stalactite. up to the mouth. So it's called a crow drinking water."

The tourists nodded.

"Everyone is very innocent!" He Huan looked at them, "This is not a children's paradise. This is for you young and beautiful boys and girls. This is called the kiss of a million years."

"Hahaha……"

"This mouth stretches out long enough!"

"It took [-] million years to connect, this kiss is not easy!"

"Look, the crow drinks water, you have nothing to say. You have so much to talk about in the kiss of a million years."

The tourists laughed.

He Huan pointed at it, "Look, the kisses are so silky!"

"Hahaha..." Everyone pushed him.

I couldn't help but look up, there were pieces of silver thread wrapping around the stone pillar, it was really kissable!
The girls covered their faces in embarrassment.

He Huan continued to walk forward, pointing to a stalactite pillar rising from the ground, and looked at the boy just now, "Brother, look, this is the pillar you want to lift up the sky."

Everyone looked over, "Ah!" The girls immediately turned their heads and covered their faces, and the men also smiled shyly.

It's too vivid, especially the enchanting light.Boys understand this situation.Maybe girls also understand, otherwise they wouldn't cover their faces and turn their heads when they saw it.

The boy grabbed He Huan's shoulders, "Can this pass the trial?"

"Then what can I do? This is a force of nature!"

"Hahaha……"

"You can't tell nature: no color! Nature will say: you are all conceived by me! How dare you restrict your ancestors? The beauty of nature lies in life."

Everyone nodded.

"Moreover, many of our ethnic minorities have reproductive worship. In fact, any ethnic group that has survived to this day cannot escape this.

No matter how you avoid and cover up.It is very natural and is the origin of life, so you don't have to be embarrassed. "

The tourists were all smiling, and the girls were not so shy even though they were blushing, he was so gentle!Unlike some people who seem obscene when they talk about this kind of topic, he makes people feel very natural.

"Yuanyang Valley is a very suitable place for couples. It is a bit embarrassing to bring children and the elderly. The children will ask: Mom and Dad, what is that? The elderly will say: Go do your homework! Then they can't take their eyes off it."

"Hahaha..." Everyone started pushing him again, really too excited to express.

"So our ethnic minorities have many totems and rituals, which are related to life, sex, the sun, and animals. Our mainstream culture is purified and beautified, but the ethnic minorities still maintain their original and direct expressions. This is also the It has a unique charm."

Everyone nodded and looked at him with a smile on their faces. They hadn't heard him talk about ethnic culture on the national stage, but now they were listening to him talk about the customs and culture of ethnic minorities all the way, and they were greatly shocked!
"Now we are going to enter the time tunnel. After walking through the time tunnel, we have returned to the 21st century from 300 million years ago! Just to remind everyone, there are more than [-] steps here, so be careful."

Everyone followed him into the grotesque time tunnel.

Someone came up on a sliding pole, and He Huan led the tourists to the side.

"Little Bailong, what are they sitting on?"

"Sliding pole! If you can't walk, you can sit. It costs 80 yuan per person."

Everyone shook their heads, "Let's climb!"

"That is to say. You see, the pole bearers are all wearing Yi costumes. They sit on them and look like the chieftain! When the chieftain comes, all the people step aside! Tsk tsk tsk. Why? He paid 80 yuan more!"

"Hahaha……"

"In the legends of ethnic minorities, many chieftains are villains. The land, wealth, rights, status, and beauties are all his. Therefore, the people are more disgusted, and it is easy to portray them as villains. Everyone is beautiful. Boys and girls, Climb with me."

"Yeah!" Everyone followed him, not tired at all.

He Huan continued to explain the chieftain culture.

I just felt that the time tunnel was too short, and a beam of skylight came in.

Everyone admired He Huan's humorous and rich explanation.

"Little Bailong, you know so much, why did you get lost?" a girl asked curiously.

"It may be that Empress Nuwa accidentally opened the treasure map in front of me when she pinched me, and I saw it, so I had to set it to - I don't know how to read pictures."

Tourists lean forward and back together.

"After all, I know that there are many treasures in this world. If I still know how to get there, this world will be very dangerous."

A group of people laughed wildly.

The eldest brother who had been escorting the team at the back completed the task, walked up to him, and put his arms around his shoulders, "I think it's because Nuwa thought you were made perfect, and getting lost is to make you cuter!"

The tourists laughed again.

He Huan also looked at them with a smile.

"Brother, from the first scenic spot to the last scenic spot, the mental journey you have gone through is also like this cave, with twists and turns but never turning back, right?"

"Hahaha..." The tourists laughed happily.

The eldest brother embraced him, Wenlong's hand on his shoulder couldn't help but want to push him to the ground and worship him!

(End of this chapter)