Road idiot tour guide

Chapter 261

"Little Bailong is possible! You see, he has confidante everywhere! Back in Lugu Lake, he still hasn't been eaten by those Mosuo girls!"

"That's right! Little Bailong is handsome, humorous, and can sing. Isn't he being robbed in Lugu Lake?"

"Little Bailong is quite suitable for this valley!" The woman said suddenly, "No money, no status, no one wants it anywhere else!"

Everyone looked back at her, it really ruined the atmosphere!
Along the way, Xiao Bailong has countless friends and is very popular. The girls all like him. Is she blind?
He Huan was not angry, and smiled and said, "Yes, Mosao women only look at talents and character. Because she supports her own family, she doesn't need a man to bring her any glory!
But some women don’t have the skills themselves, so they can only rely on their wives to value their husbands, and mothers to value their children. All day long, they calculate the money status of their husbands and sons. How many people can she afford to show off in front of? "

The tourists laughed, and the woman gasped with rage.

"It's true that she understands the point of treating herself as a man's accessory! But she doesn't have the three obediences and four virtues of being an accessory, but occupies the host's body and brain like a parasite, driving the host to earn money for her. More money and status.

As for the host's dignity and health, freedom and happiness, she doesn't care at all.Because in her eyes, they are just empty shells that she parasitizes!She only cares about the gorgeous appearance of this shell, how many people's eyes can be blinded!
When one day this gold-shell tower is as big and shiny, she will say: Look!I love you so much!It's all my hard work that got you where you are today!Then accept the worship of thousands of people!
If this shell is broken by her perverted desire one day, she will only say: cut!Useless things!I love you so much and have paid so much for you, can't you let me have the joy of trampling on others? "

The woman's face was livid.

The husband and son bowed their heads, as if they were in their hearts.

The woman stood up abruptly, "Little Bailong! I'm just kidding you, you said so much about me! What do you mean?"

"Huh!" He Huan looked at her innocently in surprise, "Did I mention you? There are so many people in the car, why do you think I am talking about you?"

The tourists were dying of laughter, holding back desperately.

I kept finding trouble with the tour guide, and I was stabbed in the heart this time!

"If someone wants to save this riddled shell, she will come out viciously and bite you." He Huan continued, "This is the process of a parasite engulfing the host after it expands."

The woman stared at him, panting harder than on the snow mountain.As if cooperating with He Huan, I wish I could bite him and express that viciousness to the fullest.

The tourists all looked back at her, holding back their smiles.

He Huan smiled and glanced at the woman, then at the tourists, "Don't eat indiscriminately!"

"Little Bailong, can you stop disgusting us?" the tourists said, "I'm getting goosebumps!"

The woman clenched her fists and trembled.

He Huan said: "Everyone got up early today, so you can catch up on sleep. We'll talk about it later." He turned around and sat down with a smile.

Yuan Yuan also pulled at his mother, and said softly: "Mom, sit down."

The woman stretched her arms and sat down.Still staring at the tour guide seat, his chest heaved violently.

Long Teng turned his head to look at He Huan.He Huan also looked at her with a smile.

Post the photos and videos of the snowy mountains just now in the group.

"Ah! What a beautiful shot! This is the first snow on Jade Dragon Snow Mountain that we enjoy exclusively!"

They didn't post photos on social platforms very much before, but now they are posting photos one after another.

Post the snow-capped mountains seen from the window of the Oulu Hotel, post photos of the snow-capped mountains on the ropeway, and post photos of them making snowmen and having snowball fights.

Posted a photo of Xiaobailongtuan smiling and inhaling oxygen, even inhaling oxygen gave off a sweet feeling.

The video of the waltz on the snow is even more romantic on the snow mountain.

They even posted a video of Xiaobailong leading Miss Long on the slide, which of course was filmed behind their backs.

It was also accompanied by a hated title: This year's first snow in Jade Dragon Snow Mountain, I was fortunate to report to the Little White Dragon Group, and only we caught up!
At this time, the news of the outage of the Jade Dragon Snow Mountain Cableway has been informed to travel agencies and tourists.

Make other tourists jealous.

Another wave of advertisements was sent to Oulu.Everyone said that they must live in Oulu.

Netizens were jealous of them, but also felt joy from their slipping.

After a wave of hatred, the little white dragon group happily marched towards Lugu Lake.

The snow last night will also paint Jade Dragon Snow Mountain with a layer of white.

It fell and turned into rain in most places.

But today is also sunny.

Tourists said: "Following the little white dragon can always see the most beautiful scenery!"

He Huan was all smiles, and felt that the weather and luck were very good these two times.

Entering the gas station next to the Lining Highway, Master Feng stopped the car, and He Huan got up, "Everyone go down to the toilet! It's not so convenient to go to the toilet in front! One yuan a time, no one wants to go out of the valley like me I really don't want to go, I just hold back!"

"Hahaha……"

Everyone went to the toilet.

After continuing to set off, He Huan said: "There is a name that everyone knows in Yunzhou. Do you know what it is called?"

"Little White Dragon!"

He Huan rolled his eyes, "Old driver!"

"Hahaha……"

"Old driver Xiaobailong!"

He Huan was speechless, "Won't your conscience ache when you slander an innocent boy who has never been in a relationship?"

The tourists laughed.

"Liar! How could you have never been in a relationship?"

"Maybe it's like what the respectable lady said, a boy like me who has no money and no status but is humorous and handsome..."

"Hahaha……"

He Huan stopped and looked at them with a smile, and when they stopped laughing, he continued: "A humorous and handsome boy like me can't compare with the old driver in the ravine!
Because of the high mountains in Yunzhou, the great rivers and the Pentium canyons, it is difficult and dangerous to go to another place, so the old driver is the most popular in Yunzhou! "

"Hahaha……"

Master Feng also smiled.

"Have you all heard Yunzhou's folk song "The Old Driver Take Me"?"

"Sing, sing, sing!" Everyone clapped their hands and booed.

"No matter girls or boys, aunts and uncles, wherever you want to go, you can only find the old driver!"

"Sing sing sing!"

He Huan looked at them, opened his mouth and sang: "The old driver takes me, I'm going to Ninglang. The old driver takes me, I'm going to the country of daughters."

He Huan turned to look at Master Feng, and the tourists booed again: "Sing, sing, sing! Sing, old driver!"

Master Feng grinned his teeth, "I can't! Let Xiao Bailong sing for you! He can sing folk songs best!"

"There are so many cars to go to Ninglang, why is the half way short of me? Alili, lili, lili, lili." He Huan sang for him.

"Hahaha……"

He Huan continued: "Listen to me, old driver, I don't know how to drive. Listen to me, old driver, my legs are weak when looking at the mountains!"

"Whether your legs are weak or not, Lining eighteen bends in front of you. Ali, li, li, li, li, li, li." He Huan looked proud.

"Hahaha..." The tourists laughed like crazy, is it really okay for him to be so smart?
Master Feng also looked at him and smiled silly.

"Don't look at me, the old driver. It's not a girl but a guy. Qiu Ming's car is so weak, I only obey my brother when I drive!" He Huan gave a thumbs up.

"Hold the Yunzhou driver's license in your hand, and follow me to heaven and earth. Ali, li, li, li, li, li, li, li." He Huan became as proud as an old driver again.

"Hahaha……"

"Let's go if we say go..." He Huan continued to sing.

The tourists covered their stomachs with laughter and supported the backs of the chairs in front of them one after another.

Long Teng looked at him like a living treasure, and couldn't help the smile on his lips.

Yuan Yuan's face was flushed with joy, and she threw herself to the ground with admiration.Yuan Yuan's father was also smiling.

Only that woman, like watching an actor.

He Huan ignored her, looked at the tourists laughing madly, and suddenly found that the old driver's song was a good match, so he couldn't help but try to sing the old driver with the tune of the heroic song:
"Brother, take me, I'm going to the daughter's country! Hehe, the daughter's country! The daughter's country deep in the mountains!

If you say go, let's go, you go and I go, we all go!Hey all go!You are not allowed to run over the mountains!
There are so many cars to go to women's country, why is the halfway short for me?The handsome guy doesn't have a car!Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! "

"Hahaha..." The tourists were already laughing.

"...Old driver on the [-]th bend, Yunzhou driver's license in hand, follow me from heaven to earth! Hey, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yeh, yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, so, so!"

"Hahaha……"

The tourists have been completely pierced by the magic sound, and they lean forward and back together: "Please! Handsome and humorous little white dragon! Stop! I really can't laugh!"

"I can't look directly at the old driver and I can't look at the hero song!"

"Be humble, be humble, you can go to heaven and earth even if you don't know how to drive!"

Master Feng also burst into laughter.

He Huan smiled and looked at the tourists who had been driven mad by him, and continued after they recovered, "The [-]th bend of Lining we walked today is already a new road..."

"Sing it! Sing it!"

He Huan looked at them, "Singing with a hero or an old driver?"

Everyone laughed again.

He Huan took a sip of water before continuing: "Lining Highway is a secondary highway that has only been opened to traffic in the past two years, a national highway. It takes three hours to get to Lugu Lake. It turns out that it is a provincial highway, and it takes six hours to walk.

We went down from the mountain, spiraled down, and the altitude difference reached 1000 meters.But it doesn't matter, we will spiral up again, rising to an altitude of about 600 meters. "

Everyone covered their faces.

"So it is not an exaggeration to say that it is an exaggeration. Only experienced drivers can drive it. This section of the road is more exciting, so please don't play with your mobile phone."

The tourists put away their mobile phones with a smile.

"If you want to vomit, there is a bag in the back pocket of the front seat." He Huan said, "But everyone should try their best to overcome it. If one person vomits in the car, everyone in the car will vomit."

"How to overcome?" A male tourist asked.

He Huan looked at the girl next to him, "Looking at your girlfriend, I wonder if you dare to vomit?"

"Hahaha……"

He Huan comforted: "Now the national road is relatively smooth, and the driver will drive very steadily. Everyone, take a look at the scenery outside. The scenery along the way is pleasant. Just don't look at your phone."

"Yeah." Everyone looked out the window obediently.

Seeing the [-]th bend sign, everyone was very excited.

After a while, the car stopped.Tour buses will stop at the viewing platform, allowing tourists to watch the [-]th bend of Lining and overlook the Jinsha River.

He Huan stood up, "Get out of the car to take pictures, get out of the car and pee!"

"Hahaha..." The tourists picked up their mobile phones and stood up, ready to get out of the car to watch the [-]th bend of Lining.

Master Feng said: "It's not here yet, the front is blocked."

"Ah!" He Huan turned his head to look ahead. They were at a turning point and couldn't see what was going on ahead.

He Huan stood up, "Open the car door, I'll go down and have a look."

Long Teng suddenly grabbed his sleeve, He Huan turned around and smiled, "It's fine."

(End of this chapter)