Road idiot tour guide

Chapter 262 Falling Stone
The driver opened the car door, and He Huan went down, rounded the curve, and there was a long queue in front of him.

I asked the driver in front, and said that the road was blocked by falling rocks, and I didn't know how long it would take to wait for someone to clean it up.

There was no traffic jam during the Golden Week last time, but this time there was a traffic jam.He Huan went to the side to have a look, but couldn't see clearly.

Walking back, there was also a car behind them.

He Huan got into the car, and the tourists all looked at him.

He Huan smiled, "It rained yesterday, and the road ahead was blocked by falling rocks, waiting for the highway department to clean it up."

"How long will it take?" the woman asked impatiently.

"I don't know yet."

"Don't go up to the snow mountain in the morning, but go directly to Lugu Lake, won't you be able to avoid falling rocks?"

"You are so prescient that you know that rocks will fall at this time, why didn't you remind me earlier?"

The woman shut up.But they didn't know how long they would have to wait, and the tourists looked at each other in blank dismay.

If you are near the viewing platform, you can also get off the car and take a rest to enjoy the scenery.

It's easy to spend hours on the couch or at the office, but it's hard for us all when we're stuck in traffic.

"The Red Army is not afraid of the difficulty of the expedition. Thousands of rivers and thousands of mountains are just waiting for nothing. The five mountains are winding and the fine waves are rolling, and the Wumeng is majestic and walking the mud balls. The sandy water is warm against the clouds and cliffs, and the Dadu Bridge is cold. Recite this poem with joy and enthusiasm.

Tourists look at him.

He Huan said: "This is ***'s "Seven Laws Long March", and the river below us is the Jinsha River."

Everyone looked out of the window, and there was a green silk winding between the cliffs and canyons.However, due to the limited geographical location, it is not very clear.

"Today we are traveling, not the Long March. But back then, there were no bridges on the Jinsha River and no roads on the Yunling Ridge. We had to rely on iron cables to cross the river and climb muddy mountains. Only then did we get out of our happy life today.

It’s not about remembering bitterness and thinking about sweetness, but compared to the hardships at the beginning, we sat in a warm and comfortable car and waited. The highway department went to clear the fallen rocks, and a handsome and humorous tour guide like me told you stories and sang songs. wrong? "

"Yes!" Just after making them happy, the tourists still gave face.

"Everyone will be rewarded for being so supportive!" He Huan took out the big bag of snacks under the seat and handed them out one by one.

The tourists smiled and said, "Thank you, little white dragon."

Such a versatile, humorous, gentle and considerate tour guide, full of personality and charm, everyone understands him even in traffic jams.Except that woman.

He looked at He Huan instead of picking up snacks, "I made a lot of money! I still have money to buy snacks for everyone! Is it safe to buy these snacks?"

"Why don't I feel at ease?" He Huan said, "I use my services to make money, earn what I should earn. It's reasonable not to buy things for tourists. It's my heart to buy things.

Don't say I want you to be grateful, but even laugh at me when I give you something, and dislike the things I bought, no wonder you can accept that kind of weird school rules!Because what they did to your child is exactly what you are doing to me now!
But I'm not a student of that crappy school!It's not that you can be insulted just by having a few dollars!How much money you have has nothing to do with me!I implore you not to use your money to report to Xiaobailongtuan in the future! "

"Yes!" A tourist couldn't help but said, "Little Bailong, you have to investigate clearly when you take over the group!"

"We don't want to be in a group with Qipa either! It affects the mood too much!"

"Drop the grade of the little white dragon group down!"

"Applying for a tour group requires not only a good tour guide, but also good group friends! The wonderful group friends really affect the mood!"

The woman bit her lip and whimpered.

He Huan handed it to Yuan Yuan again, and Yuan Yuan, who had been bowing his head, quickly took it and said with a blushing face, "Thank you, brother Xiaobailong."

In the past, he was always kidnapped by his mother with love and money, and he felt that he had failed his mother's expectations.Although Xiao Bailong just said that the parasite was a bit harsh, it did ease his guilt towards his mother and his doubts about himself.

After handing out snacks, He Huan went to the front again.

Everyone ate snacks and listened to He Huan's talk about the Red Army's rush to cross the Jinsha River. It was like sitting in a movie theater, and it was thrilling.

He Huan checked the time and unknowingly let everyone listen to a patriotic movie for an hour.

There is still no movement ahead, and I feel a little anxious, still smiling on my face: "It is precisely because the revolutionary ancestors have gone through the most difficult road, and it is precisely because of the vast territory of our country that the level of transportation construction in our country is improving with each passing day, leading the world. Infrastructure madman, Only in the deep valley of the cliff can the eighteen bends of the devil be built!"

Everyone's blood boiled and tears filled their eyes.

"Little Bailong, I want to go to the bathroom." A tourist said, "I can't hold it anymore."

The other tourists laughed, but also nodded.

He Huan looked at the cliff on the right, the cliff on the left, and the cars in front and behind. This is not something everyone can hold back when he tells a story!
Walking to the driver's seat, he asked Master Feng, "Is there any solution around here?"

He has never encountered such a situation!In the past, the road was smooth, and the driver would stop at the service station after a while to let everyone go to the toilet.Moreover, the longest journey time in the past was only two hours.

It was his first time taking the Lining Highway, and he didn't know the situation.

"Men left and women right." Master Feng smiled.

"What male left and female right?"

"Just get off and settle on both sides of the bus. Men are on the left and women are on the right."

The tourists also heard it, loudly.

It doesn't matter to men, just pull the zipper and it's easy to solve.Women are in trouble.

A female tourist was anxious and wondered: "Is there no toilet here? Don't care how much it costs, let's go over there!"

"Hmmmm!" A group of female tourists had already got up, ready to go to the toilet as companions.

Master Feng said: "I have run this road many times, and it takes several turns to go to the toilet! You may not get there in half an hour!"

"Ah! What then?"

To be honest, He Huan can't let tourists walk for half an hour on the winding mountain road with cliffs.

"Do you know? In Yunzhou, it is convenient to call singing in the wild. Singing a song when peeing means that there are people here. Passers-by will avoid it. So either singing folk songs in Yunzhou is a confession, or it may be convenient."

The tourists smiled wryly.

"Little Bailong, stop teasing me, I really... can't hold it in anymore!"

He Huan said: "Give me your umbrella!"

Everyone didn't know what he was going to do, but they all gave him the umbrella.Because today is a car ride, some tourists put their umbrellas in their suitcases.

But the collected umbrellas are enough.

He Huan got out of the car with an umbrella, went to the inside of the curve and stretched it out along the drainage ditch to form a circle.

"Go ahead and sing a song." He Huan said after coming up.

The female tourist couldn't care less, she got up and rushed under the car.He Huan looked at her boyfriend, and took out a big umbrella from the driver's seat and handed it to him, "Here you are! Stand guard for her as handsomely as a man in Shanghai!"

"Hahaha……"

He Huan closed the curtains on the car windows on the inside, and the tourists by the windows closed the curtains one after another.

"Ah! It's so cool!" The female tourist got on the bus with a happy face.

Other female tourists also got up one after another, and the boy who had finished standing guard handed over the big umbrella to another boy.

"Whoever is in a hurry will be in front!" said the boy who took the umbrella.

His girlfriend nodded too.

Everyone is still humble now, He Huan is very pleased.

Some boys are also anxious for convenience, so they go outside the car for convenience.

Everyone closed the curtains on both sides of the car.

It was also convenient for the girls to line up, and they all got on the bus with a relaxed face.

He Huan looked at Long Teng, "I'll accompany you."

Long Teng blushed and left his seat.

He Huan took the big umbrella, and after she went into the circle of umbrellas, he hit it on top to cover it in all directions.

There was no movement for a long time.It's really embarrassing for Miss Long!Probably never encountered such a situation.

"Don't be embarrassed, I'll sing for you: Hula la la la..."

"Can you stop?" There was a muffled voice from the umbrella.

After a while, he said again: "You... you should sing."

"Just because I took one more look at you in the crowd..." He Huan hummed softly.

After a while, Long Teng came out with his face flushed.

Seeing Miss Long coming out, several tourists who borrowed umbrellas suddenly got out of the car and took away their umbrellas in a swarm, He Huan was stunned.

After getting in the car, the woman in the back row had a livid face, "I...I want to go to the toilet."

"Oh." He Huan looked at a few tourists who took away their umbrellas, "You can ask them to borrow it and cover it."

Those female tourists ignored her.He Huan looked at them with a smothered smile, they conspired when they were queuing up to go to the bathroom just now!

Originally, everyone helped each other to temporarily set up such a convenient place, but now everyone doesn't want to give her convenience.

The woman's face was blue and red, as if she was about to pee her pants.

Yuan Yuan ran over, "Brother Xiaobailong! Please lend me that big umbrella!"

He Huan handed it to him.

Yuan Yuan turned around and shouted: "Mom, come quickly!"

The woman hurriedly got out of the car, Yuan Yuan opened her umbrella and stood beside her.Although the cover is not strict, it can only be so.

After the water was released, the woman blushed and shouted at He Huan, "I want to complain to you!"

"Mom!" Yuan Yuan pulled her, "Brother Xiaobailong borrowed your umbrella. In fact, he doesn't need to borrow it."

Everyone looked at this child, as long as she had a child who was a little sensible, everyone would not embarrass her.

"Isn't it right for him to borrow an umbrella?" The woman pointed at He Huan's nose and gritted her teeth. "Shouldn't he serve the tourists well if they blocked the road?"

"I didn't block the tourists on the road." He Huan said, "The rockfall is a natural cause, I didn't pile the stones on the road."

"Then go and move it!" The woman said angrily, "The falling rocks block the road, so you just talk nonsense and sing ditties to make fun of it? You are a tour guide, shouldn't you move the falling rocks away?"

Everyone was stunned!

"A bad tour guide really thinks of himself as a celebrity? You are a service person! Kneel down and apologize to me! Then go and move the stone away! Otherwise, I will sue you!"

"Complaining is your right."

The woman gave him a fierce look, picked up her mobile phone and called the travel agency: "I want to complain to Xiao Bailong! I want to change the tour guide!"

He Huan also picked up his mobile phone and called the tourism bureau: "I want to report a tourist, insult the tour guide, and interfere with the tour guide's work."

(End of this chapter)