Road idiot tour guide

Chapter 28 Good-looking and kind, talented and interesting

At the ticket gate, tourists go in one by one.Sun Juexing approached He Huan's ear, "Amazing! Don't lose the tourists to me, or lose them yourself."

"No, I'm familiar with this."

"Okay." Sun Juexing said, "All of you will follow, the woman next to me just now, surnamed Gu. I'll go and drink tea with your Team Leader Su."

"Yeah." He Huan nodded and went in, "Everyone, please look at the pavilion on my right. This is called Shuanma Pavilion. It's the place where Hua Xiucai came to pick up his friends and get off the horse."

He Huan turned the tour guide flag, rolled his saddle off his horse, and greeted the guests with fists.The tourists all laughed.

Sun Juexing looked at him with a smile, turned around and left.He Huan was not told that this was the teacher group.Lest he be afraid to speak out.Many commentators feel guilty when facing the teachers and experts.

It is the ignorant people who are fearless. They don't know that they are teachers. Seeing that they are a mob of men, women and children, He Huan plays freely all the way.

The teachers did not interrupt him and listened with great interest.

Although He Huan has never led a team, he has brought a lot of individual guests.The stay time of each scenic spot and the scope of explanation are all controlled by the guide.How to allocate these two and a half hours, different teams have different methods.

Many guides only recite the guide words, bury their heads in places where there are no scenic spots, and recite the relevant paragraph in the guide words when they arrive at the scenic spots.Then let tourists take pictures or visit by themselves. There are so many people in a group, and a few photos are taken by one person, and the time will pass.

But He Huan is obviously not like an ordinary lecturer who endorses. He is really explaining, both explaining and explaining.

Along the way, there are flowers, plants, trees and stones, as long as someone in the group asks, He Huan can tell him what it is and what it can do.

As we walked, the three beauties in front who were rejected by He Huan turned around and saw him, so they waited by the side of the road and followed the team.

In the past, there were basically no more than five individual guests, and He Huan didn't use a microphone.Now that it is used, the voice is released, and their group is laughing and laughing, attracting many people unknowingly.

So, when he turned around at Jin'an Hall, He Huan found a large group of people following behind him.

He Huan was at a loss for a while, did he bring the wrong group?Recognizing Director Gu, he was still escorting the team, heaved a sigh of relief, and held up the tour guide flag, "Please come to the group members of Xingxing Travel Agency to stand in front of me."

The teachers surrounded him and fanned him.

"Many monks are famous in the world, and the blessed place belongs to fellow Taoists. The hall we see now is called Jin'an Temple, and it is a Taoist temple. Please look at the door."

The tourists looked over and read together with He Huan: "The sun and the moon in the cave are the sky."

"Does it taste like a poetic fairy?" He Huan said, "When it comes to poetic immortals, wine immortals and sword immortals, everyone will think of Li Bai, and this man was also born in the Tang Dynasty. his name.

He is recognized by the folks and fellow Taoists as a fairy of poetry, wine, and sword. He loves wine, loves sex, and has excellent swordsmanship. He is a mortal fairy with the most folklore. These two sentences come from his poems.His original name is Lu Yan, it is said that because he often lives by the rock. "

The tourists laughed.

"The name is Dongbin. Do you know why he is called Dongbin?"

The tourists looked at him with smiles.

"Because he likes living in caves."

The tourists burst into laughter.

"Look, the sun and the moon in the cave are still there, and I am the sky! Is it worthy of being Lu Zu, so proud! You may have seen Taoist temples dedicated to Lu Zu in many places. This is really because of him Like everyone else, I love traveling too much.”

The tourists burst into laughter.

"Buddhism pays attention to saving people, and Taoism seeks self-enlightenment. But Chunyangzi is different. Whether before or after attaining the Tao, he likes to live in caves, hang out in the streets, and likes to cosplay to save people.

Speaking of his love for sex, he once wrote a warning poem: Erbajia's body is like a crisp, and she cuts down ordinary people with a sword at her waist.So he should be based on his own experience, go to the brothel to persuade them to cherish Chunyang and stop wandering. "

"Hahaha……"

"Just like Avalokitesvara once incarnated as a brothel woman to persuade the prodigal son to turn back. Is this the same way but with the same effect? ​​Lu Zu was in his 40s after studying and taking the exam. He vowed to save all sentient beings before he was willing to ascend. His master reminded him not to provoke monks before he left. Do you think he will listen to his master's words?"

Everyone laughed.

He Huan said with a smile: "Think about it, there are many famous mountain monks in the world, and he likes to travel, so he must go to other people's territory, often fight with monks, and study Zen and Taoism. Therefore, Lu Zu is a collection of Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism. all over.

Buddha has Avalokitesvara, and Tao has Chunyang, which is the most prosperous representative of the two religions in the world, and can be said to be the image spokesperson of the two religions.Lu Zu is also the face of the Eight Immortals.

Food and sex are also good, everyone likes the delicious and good-looking ones.They have such a large mass base, apart from their close contact with fans, the most important thing is their image.Good-looking and kind, talented and funny. "

"Just like you!" said one visitor.

He Huan smiled embarrassedly.

Other tourists also looked at him with a smile, so cute!

"In short, there are so many gods, those who can be sought after by everyone must be humane and idol-like. Let's go in later to pay respects to the real Chunyang. Let's take a look at the corner of the hall first. Do you know what kind of animal it is?"

The tourists observed carefully and rushed to answer: "Horse!"

"deer!"

"Kirin!"

Say anything.

"Yes!" He Huan turned around and pointed to the animal on one corner of the eaves, "This is a celestial horse. It is said that Paoma Mountain is a place where celestial horses are raised. They are placed on the eaves, and we call them spine beasts.

This is also the unique architectural culture of our country.Animals, in our country, have a longer history and a higher status than humans.The Bible talks about humans, while the Shan Hai Jing talks about animals, half-human, half-animal.

Humans are transformed from animals. We can see this deduction process from many myths, which can be regarded as the evolution theory of the Eastern mythology.

So only we have zodiac signs and ridge beasts.In our myths and legends, animals live in the same world as humans, and they are the patron saints and judges of humans!Where animals roam freely and plants flourish, it is often regarded as an auspicious place.This may be the way of nature. "

Unknowingly, the team and individual tourists who came to the Jin'an Temple surrounded He Huan. Liang Yu and several other guides also took the tourists there, so they stopped talking at all. This is a guide word they have never heard !Stand next to your own visitor and listen to him.

He Huan didn't care about the sudden expansion of the team, so he could only continue talking.

"That's why gods like to live in caves. They put themselves and animals together. But this temple is magnificent, why is it enshrining the real Chunyang who likes to live in caves? Do you know?"

Everyone shook their heads.

(End of this chapter)