Road idiot tour guide

Chapter 29 He Dao, please write a poem

"It was actually given to him by someone else. According to legend, there was a man in the Ming Dynasty who devoted himself to cultivating immortals and traveled all over the world, hoping to meet immortals. He heard that there was a Taoist temple in Paoma Mountain, where Chunyang Zhenren lived, so he ran to the mountain .

But after living in Paoma Mountain for several years, he didn't meet Chunyang real person. He was impatient, and he threw things and cursed at people every now and then.The head of the Taoist temple reminded him: a person with a bad temper will never meet a god.

So he wrote at the entrance of his cave: I got angry and wanted to see Lu Dongbin.I don't know if he lived in the cave to imitate Lu Dongbinha. "

Everyone laughed.

"From then on, he was calm, studying and cultivating Taoism. After a while, he met an old man with white hair and youthful face at the entrance of the cave. Seeing that the old man was very handsome, he invited him to drink in the cave. Unexpectedly, the old man accidentally broke the jade cup.

He was furious immediately and asked the old man to pay for it. The old man said that I will pay for it, so he went out.He also followed, thinking that the old man was going to buy a jade cup to compensate him.

Unexpectedly, the old man went away in a breeze, and the couplet at the entrance of the cave became: I am angry, but I want to see Lu Dongbin.Seeing Lv Dongbin, my heart ached again. "

Everyone laughed.

"Look, our Taoist image spokesperson just likes cosplay to tease fans."

The tourists laughed.

"This man is full of remorse, but this shows that he is not destined to become an immortal, he can only be an official. Later, the number one scholar became the governor of Yunzhou, where he built the Jin'an Palace and made a golden body for the real Chunyang. Build the Yingxian Bridge in front, which is the bridge you are standing on now."

The tourists looked at the stone arch bridge standing at their feet and smiled.

He Huan said with a smile: "At the gate of the mountain, Hua Xiucai gallops to greet him. On the mountainside, Chen Zhuangyuan repairs the Immortal Bridge to welcome us. Do you feel that your status is getting higher and higher, and you are as high as a fairy?"

"Hahahaha..." The tourists laughed.

The tourists who came in halfway looked at each other: "Who is Hua Xiucai?"

Liang Yu and the other guides completely forgot that they were guides, and they listened with gusto along with the tourists.

"I don't know if Master Chunyang has ever been to this mansion built by the governor. After all, the real man once said: To learn the Tao, one must be taught to be extremely poor, with only five or three pennies in one's pocket. People begged me from the ends of the earth, and no one was seen when I traveled to the end of the world.

Chunyang Zhenren likes to travel, but is very lonely.Maybe this is why he likes to go to the place where he is enshrined to play cosplay to tease fans?

But people only recognize the golden body but not the real immortal.It can be seen that people in the world cast golden bodies and offer incense, only for their own fame and fortune, or for their own peace of mind, which has nothing to do with gods and Buddhas. "

"Good!" A teacher took the lead in applauding, and everyone applauded.

He Huan was a little embarrassed, but also very happy.

"It's rare to have such insight at such a young age!" Another old teacher said.

He Huan smiled shyly: "It doesn't matter if Master Chunyang comes or not, everyone will follow me in now to see the golden body of Master Chunyang."

Seeing everyone swarming into the Jin'an Hall, Liang Yu and the other guides remembered their responsibilities and rushed to greet their tourists.He Huan was almost taken away.

The tourists were reluctant to part with them and wanted to follow, but they were embarrassed.A lot of people are crowded, and the mountain road is narrow.What's more, it was a commentator hired by someone else.

Looking at their envious eyes, the guides felt like crying.An intern lecturer has increased the difficulty of everyone's explanation.

Even if they know these stories, it is difficult for them to tell them in a way that is as interesting as He Huan's, understands them well, has their own insights, and can inspire tourists.

Inside, He Huan talked about the murals on the beams, surrounded by people.

After meeting the real Chunyang, he came out of the hall, and the tourists took pictures, and He Huan also took out his camera to help them take pictures.

Continue to climb to the top of the mountain, no matter men, women or children are not tired.After passing the toilet, He Huan reminded the tourists to go to the toilet.A few tourists met to meet, and Director Gu walked up to him and handed him a bottle of water, "That's really good!"

"Thank you." He Huan took it, took a sip, and looked at Quan Pei again, "Director Gu, let me take a picture for you."

"Okay!"

He Huan chose an angle and asked Director Gu to stand over.

After a while, tourists also came to ask He Huan to take pictures.

After everyone gathered, they continued to walk up the mountain.Gu Dor thoughtfully took over the water he drank.He Huan continued to explain.Laughter and laughter all the way, gradually more and more tourists followed behind.

Teams and guides are not allowed to take to Eagle's Mouth Cliff.The danger of being crowded.Teams have team lines.

He Huan seldom took even individual visitors.At present, I have only taken the photographer and the grandparents there, because they know the place and asked for it.

On the lawns and gardens on the top of the mountain, everyone is free to move around and take pictures.A female teacher walked up to He Huan, "What is the most famous poem of Chunyang Zhenren?"

"The setting sun is slanting, and the autumn wind is cold. Will the old man come tonight? Teach people to stand up to the shadow of the phoenix tree."

The female teacher laughed, "Actually, it's hard for everyone to connect the person who wrote this poem with Chunyang, isn't it?"

He Huan nodded, "Yes, so I think only those who have a big heart in their hearts can break through the world of mortals."

The female teacher smiled and looked at the green lawn, "You talked about Hua Xiucai, and you talked about Lu Shixian. Director He, please compose a poem."

Director Gu stood on the other side, looking at He Huan gloatingly, the scary thing about the teacher group came!The Chinese teacher asks you to compose a poem on the spot!
He Huan looked at the lawn in front of him, and said with a smile: "The grass is not green for poets, so why bother with everything?"

"Hahaha..." The female teacher and Director Gu clapped their hands together and laughed.

The teachers all ran over and surrounded them, "Director He gave you a small lesson! What did you say, tell us quickly!"

The female teacher said the two sentences that He Huan had just read, and the teachers looked at him with shining eyes, "You are a genius! Why bother to pay attention to everything while talking about everything!"

He Huan was embarrassed by the praise, "I just recited a couple of doggerel lines casually, everyone, stop boasting, ashamed!"

"Casual?"

The teachers laughed again, "Interesting!"

Everyone went down the mountain happily.

There are many people on the main road, and the group members who just came along the way were also squeezed.Although the narrators and teachers didn't care, Director Gu seemed to have some opinions, after all, this was their narrator.

As their narrator, think about them too.Anyway, the main attractions have been mentioned, and He Huan will take the road with many animals when going down the mountain.

Teach them how to tease squirrels by comparing their hearts. This time, the teachers really have peanuts and melon seeds in their bags. Take them out and hold them to compare their hearts.The squirrels whizzed down.

Seeing so many people, Peacock opened his screens to save face.

The teachers were very happy, and He Huan was busy taking pictures for them.

Accompanied by the animals all the way down the mountain, He Huan said: "Chunyang Master vowed to save all sentient beings before ascending. Many years later, his master asked him: How many people have you saved? Chunyang Master shook his head, there was none."

Everyone laughed.

"So, Master Chunyang would rather save animals than humans."

The teachers were all emotional.Animals are around, and they don't avoid people. It can be seen that the environment of Paoma Mountain is very good, and the harmony between man and nature is very harmonious.I feel that this trip to the mountain has been baptized by the eyes and the soul.

Seeing He Huan, the guests and all the companions walking out of the gate, their faces looked like they had eaten honey, the big brother walked over with a smile on his face.

Seeing He Huan holding the camera, the big brother's smile disappeared immediately, "If I knew I wouldn't give you money, I would have hurt you. Do you know that photography can ruin your life?"

(End of this chapter)