Road idiot tour guide

Chapter 345 The Wildest Meal
Daohan immediately ran to the kitchen and brought out a bucket, "I'll keep it for you to see."

Everyone looked over.

Daohan dumped the fish in the yard, and the small slap fish with a row of spikes growing on its back like a hedgehog began to move forward with a twist.

"Wow! It's amazing!"

Several Dai people smiled and looked at this group of city people who had never seen the world.

He Huan ran over to observe, "It's really amazing! It can survive on land for a week in a humid environment! Because its fins can breathe air."

"so amazing!"

"You can live without water!"

"Not only can it live out of water, but it can also drown in water!"

"Ah!" Everyone's eyes widened.

"Because there's very little air in the water, it has to come to the surface to breathe a lot. If you keep keeping it under water, it will drown very quickly."

"Ah!" Everyone got to know another kind of magical creature, and watched as Baxili quickly ran towards the road.

"Where is it going?"

"Below is the Nanla River. It can return to its home after crossing this road and a banana forest." He Huan stood up, "Let it go back."

"Don't you help it?"

He Huan looked at the sliced ​​biscuits on the table, "Hurry up and eat, don't pay attention to it, just help it."

Tourists turned their heads with a smile.

He Huan also sat back in his seat, "Because it is small, has thorns on its back, and can run, people don't bother to catch it and eat it. But people's pursuit of food is always endless. To entertain people who have never seen the world Brother Daohan, you have worked hard!" He Huan raised his cup to toast Daohan.

"Thank you Brother Dao for catching so many Brazil miles for us, it's hard work!" Everyone raised their glasses.

There is very little fish, and everyone is embarrassed to eat it all the time, so they start to eat fish bones, which are fried crispy and delicious.After eating fish bones, I began to eat fish scales, "It's like potato chips! It's amazing!"

Several Dai people smiled and looked at the tourists who made a fuss.

"What is this? Round and round?" A tourist pointed to a pot of dishes that looked cute and delicious.

"This is so cute, it should be the native fish of Nanla River, bubble fish?" He Huan looked at Brother Daohan.

Daohan stood up again and ran to the kitchen.

Yujia said: "You said you don't like to watch performances while eating, but my brother insists on letting you watch it!"

The sister-in-law and several Dai women were all smiling.

He Huan also said with a smile: "The main reason is that this is a rare ingredient! I think it is necessary to get to know it!"

After a while, Daohan came out with a water basin, "Look! This is the bubble fish!"

The tourists all stretched their heads to look in amazement.

He Huan also ran over, "It's not like Ba Xili, it's caught by someone, it will stab you and jump off and run quickly, while the bubble fish will turn itself into a balloon, so that predators can't swallow it .

But it probably didn't think that the creatures at the top of the food chain never thought of swallowing it raw, but cooked it carefully with various seasonings. "

The tourists laughed, "You speak the brutal truth softly."

"When it finds that it's inflated like a balloon, or it's caught, it has nothing to do, and it screams."

"what!"

"Ugh!"

"really?"

Daohan cooperated with Xiaobailong's explanation, and immediately grabbed the bubble fish that looked like a lemon from the water, and the bubble fish immediately puffed up its cheeks.Daohan rubbed it lightly, and the bubble fish became rounder and rounder like a glutinous rice ball, and it screamed.

"Ah! Let it go! Let it go! How pitiful!"

Daohan put the fish back into the bucket and comforted them, "I'll put it back into the river later."

He Huan said: "Sure enough, children who can cry are more lucky!"

Everyone felt guilty, looking at the lovely fish in the pot.

"Is this a puffer fish?" A tourist asked suddenly.

"Ah! Isn't puffer fish poisonous?"

He Huan paused, but the QC did not respond. "No, this is an aborigine from the Nanla River. They live in fresh water, and it has something to do with the treatment method. It's not poisonous. Eat it!" He Huan picked up the chopsticks.

Everyone also picked up their chopsticks and said sinfully: "Let's eat this one time."

The bubble fish is cooked with hot and sour fish, which is hot and sour, tender and glutinous, very refreshing.

"Wow, wow, it's really delicious!"

"It's so cute, forget it, I only eat it once!"

"Eating this once in a lifetime is enough!"

After trying the bubble fish, a visitor looked at another dish, "What is this? Stir-fried glutinous rice with vermicelli?"

"Ants climb trees." He Huan said.

"Is this minced meat and vermicelli?"

"Glutinous rice."

"Or chicken nuggets?"

Watching the tourists arguing, He Huan said: "People in Yunzhou are so simple. Ants climb trees, and there are really ants."

"Ah!" Everyone quickly retracted their chopsticks and began to wipe the goosebumps on their arms.

Several Dai people looked at them and laughed.

"Eat it, these are ant eggs." He Huan persuaded.

"Ant eggs are also ants, woohoo."

"I knew I wouldn't tell you, I'll talk about it after you finish eating." He Huan took a bite first, "Yeah, it's all protein."

A few daring boys closed their eyes and picked up a chopstick, put it in their mouths, opened their eyes after a while, "Well, it's delicious!"

Daohan looked at them with a smile, "If you find a Dai girlfriend, you dare not eat ants, and the girl's family will not approve! Not only do you want to eat ants, but you must eat them raw!"

"Let's eat, find a Dai girlfriend after eating, dig out ant nests every day, and eat ants." He Huan said.

The male tourist laughed.

The female tourists stared wide-eyed, as if looking at a group of savages.

When I first entered the village, I felt that the ethnic minorities in Yunzhou were already very modernized, but now I feel that they are still very primitive!
"Take it as chicken! Anyway, you all regarded it as chicken nuggets just now." He Huan persuaded several female tourists.

Daohan dug up a spoonful of ant eggs mixed with Zhaergen cold mix, creaked, and gave another sip of wine, "When we were young, we didn't have any snacks, so we picked wild fruits from trees, picked out bee pupae, and ant eggs, and put them in our mouths directly. .”

Everyone covered their faces, it was too tough!
After trying ants, everyone looked at a plate of worms again, "What is this?"

"Bamboo worm." He Huan said with a smile, "Brother Daohan did his best to welcome you!"

When the tourists got to know the stinky vegetable omelette, fried moss, banana flower, porcini mushroom, beef scallion, and zheergen cold ant eggs on the table, their faces were already ashen.

In an instant, I felt that the grilled fish and chicken they ate in Jinghong were too mild!

"You all know potatoes and cabbage, chicken, duck and fish." He Huan said, "In Yunzhou, flowers, plants, roots, leaves, fish, insects and animals are all gifts of nature. Hurry up! Don't disappoint nature's gifts."

Encouraged by He Huan, the tourists finally embarked on a formal tour of game taste buds.In fact, as long as the psychological shadow is overcome, the impact of Yunzhou cuisine on the taste buds will definitely be unforgettable.

"This is the joy of traveling! Take the road you haven't traveled, and eat the food you haven't eaten!"

After drinking rice wine and eating game, everyone became dizzy and courageous.Seeing that they all started to eat, several Dai people were very happy and felt that their work was not in vain.

"This is definitely the wildest meal I've ever had!" said one tourist.

Everyone nodded.

"Now is not the season with the most abundant ingredients, it's really not easy." He Huan said.

Everyone also felt the enthusiasm of Brother Daohan.

The customs of ethnic minorities on the tip of the tongue are deeply felt.After the meal, everyone released the chirping bubble fish and watched it fly away in the Nanla River.

I followed Brother Daohan to see his rubber forest.

Passing by the center of the village, he saw a big tree with luxuriant branches. He Huan said, "This is the Bodhi tree."

"Like a banyan tree!"

"It was originally a banyan family." He Huan said, "It can also easily parasitize on other trees, and then grow down with aerial roots."

"what!"

"So many bodhi trees show the wonder of tree wrapping pagoda, tree wrapping bridge, tree wrapping Buddha, in fact, its aerial roots wrap the material in the middle, and its vitality is very strong.

Compared with the big green tree, Bodhi is less likely to be strangled.But once surrounded by it, it will still strangle.It can wrap around towers, it can wrap around bridges, and of course it can wrap around other trees. "

"I don't understand." The female tourist who hated strangulation said, "How can these trees become sacred trees in Buddhism?"

He Huan said: "It is useful for people. The Buddha sat under the tree and realized suddenly. The Buddha sat under the tree and preached. Its huge canopy can allow thousands of people to sit and listen to the Buddha's lecture. It is equivalent to a small square."

"But doesn't Buddhism advocate the equality of all beings?"

"Sentient beings generally refer to creatures with flesh and blood and feelings. Otherwise, why can Buddhists eat vegetables instead of meat? And Theravada Buddhism is different."

Almost all the Dai people believe in Theravada Buddhism, and He Huan didn't want to discuss it in front of them, "Go to the Great Buddha Temple at night, let's talk about it in detail."

The tourists nodded and followed Daohan to his rubber forest.

"Rubber is also a forest!" A tourist looked at He Huan and said suddenly, "Why does planting rubber reduce the forest coverage?"

"Rubber is a forest, but does rubber flow out of the tree? How is the glue produced? It needs a lot of water! It does not produce water, it is the porter of nature!" He Huan said.

The tourists all laughed.

"Besides, rubber needs to be processed, and there was no awareness of environmental protection before, and the sewage from the factory was directly discharged into the river.

But now, various factory sewage standards are very strict.Rubber has indeed made the Dai people rich. "

Director Yu looked at him with a smile. Those who participated in the Little White Dragon Group must have a deeper understanding and cherishment of culture and environment.

Daohan showed them the rubber tapping and led them out of the woods.

Seeing the banana tree on the side of the road, everyone looked up, and Daohan asked, "Do you eat it?"

Everyone shook their heads in embarrassment.

"Pick it! Pick it up!" Daohan said urgently, "I'll cut off a claw for you!"

Just climb up and cut the bananas.Tourists stood under the tree at a loss.

He Huan looked at them, "When you arrive in the Dai village, you must not take a second look at any fruit."

"why?"

"As long as you take a look, they will let you eat, and let you keep eating!"

The tourists laughed, but the meal was all in vain, so there was nothing to be ashamed of.

A group of people carried bananas onto the boat, and Daohan sent them to the river, "Let's play again!"

"it is good!"

"He is so enthusiastic!" The tourists were very moved.

He Huan said: "Fortunately, it's November. If it's summer, when all kinds of fruits are ripe, Brother Daohan can fill a boat for you!"

Yujia smiled and said: "Yes! The main reason is that people in the same village used to be together, but now those who are doing business outside, working part-time, going to school, or going abroad, the big green tree is really not as lively as before. So come here Individually, everyone is happy."

"It's the same everywhere! Everyone yearns for a life elsewhere, and people will get farther and farther away from home. It's not like staying in a small place before, it's a lifetime." He Huan said.

　terribly sorry.There are a lot of chores now, and the update time is not fixed.And it is often reviewed and blocked, and the previous ones are blocked again, and the text has been revised.

　　Due to Yunzhou's special geographical location and complex cultural composition, it is impossible to go deep into it at all, and it will be reviewed and blocked if it is touched.What's more, at the beginning, he set the goal of letting Xiaobailong change the industry.Even if it is a dream, it is still so daunting to write.

　　Traveling should sing and dance every day, and be friendly and happy everywhere. This is the right way to write.

　　I made such a tiring subject myself.Um
　　
　
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