Road idiot tour guide

Chapter 346 Girl, I'm Reckless and Fierce!

Back at the pier, He Huan said, "We are going to the canopy corridor now. If you are afraid of heights, don't go there, lest the fish you ate at noon would come out."

"Hahaha……"

"I'm afraid of heights, but I want to go."

In the end, everyone decided to go up.

He Huan stood by the tree, "Director Yu is in front, and I am behind. Don't shake after getting up. If you are afraid, just look up at the sky."

"why?"

"Don't let the tears fall, and don't let the Jiji fish come out."

"Hahaha……"

Xiao Bailong made such a joke, everyone relaxed a lot and followed Director Yu up.

It wobbled and several tourists screamed.

He Huan said, "You guys are really like Chi Chi Yu!"

The tourists laughed again, and the corridor shook even more.

"I'm scared!" A female tourist squatted down with a sobbing sound.

The canopy corridor can only accommodate one person, and there is no turning back.

Everyone stopped, He Huan said loudly: "Where is her man? Go up and hold her!"

"I'm scared too!"

He Huan tilted his head and saw a male tourist squatting behind the female tourist, tsk!
He Huan shouted: "Director Yu!"

Yujia went to the middle tree first, let a few tourists pass behind her, and then came back to meet them.The female tourist hugged Director Yu tightly, and the male tourist stood up and hugged his girlfriend.Director Yu dragged them away.

"Both of you marry Director Yu!" He Huan said.

"Hahaha……"

Standing boldly in the canopy corridor, looking at the canopy below, I can finally feel the loneliness of the rainforest giant.And the branches and leaves of the Wangtian tree are still above them, and the height is extremely cold.

He Huan picked up a baby Wangtianshu that was caught on the guardrail, let go, and the baby Wangtianshu spread its small wings and flew away leisurely in the wind.

Everyone looked at this scene, "Ah! It's so beautiful!"

Those who are afraid of heights are no longer afraid of heights. Looking at the rolling green rainforest, they took a deep breath and finally stood up straight.

He Huan took pictures of the tourists.Recalling the first time I was in the ancient city of Lijiang, Miss Long said that people with cameras rarely had photos.

Indeed, the photos in his storage card are all tourists' photos, and his own only have group photos.The single photo was taken by only Miss Long.

On the longest corridor, He Huan handed the camera to Director Yu, "Please take a picture, Director Yu." He walked towards a sky-watching tree.

A tourist came over and grabbed his shoulders, He Huan pushed him away, "I want to take a picture alone."

The tourist walked away hurt, "He is so narcissistic!"

After taking a photo, He Huan sent it to Long Teng: Look, Prince Rainforest Beauty.

Long Teng: Have you always been so narcissistic?

He Huan laughed, put away the phone, and put it back in his pocket.

Let the visitor keep going.

It's four o'clock in the afternoon, and most of the tourists have gone out.They were the only ones in the corridor, monopolizing the rainforest. They were not afraid, but reluctant to leave.

After coming down, I saw that the roots of two trees on the side of the road were connected together, cuddling each other.

"This is the husband and wife tree." He Huan said, "It is said that there are seven peacock princesses in the Peacock Kingdom. They went to the Nanla River to take a bath when they were free. One day, the prince of Menghai went hunting in the forest by the Nanla River and chased a peacock. A golden deer. Suddenly the deer disappeared, but seven beauties were bathing in the river."

"Hahahaha... isn't this Dong Yong?"

"It could also be Zhu Bajie."

"Hahaha……"

"Now peeking at beautiful women taking a shower, wouldn't you be caught as a hooligan?" He Huan said, "But at that time, the prince stared at one of them after watching it for a while. This shows that he is still dedicated."

"Hahaha……"

"Originally, monogamy has always been the rule among common people in Banna, but nobles can have polygamy. He can even have his eyes on all seven of them! But he only took a fancy to one, and he was fascinated by it. The prince is still relatively simple and honest. of."

"Simple and honest? Are you still simple and honest when you peek at the girl taking a bath?"

"Hahaha……"

"He just kept watching until the beauties put on the peacock feather coats on the shore and flew away. The prince wandered in the woods in despair. Seeing the tree god of the rainforest, he ran out."

The tourists couldn't help laughing.

"Ask: Prince! Why don't you go home after dark? Your guards are looking for you! The prince's soul has been hooked away, so he said: I saw seven girls taking a bath, do you know Are they girls from which family? The tree god said: Oh! I watch them take a bath every day!"

"Fuck!" The male tourists covered their faces one after another.

He Huan said solemnly: "In the eyes of God, all beautiful women are pink skulls!"

"Hahaha……"

"Forcibly sophistry!"

"That's right! Immortals still think of mortals!"

"Anyway, the prince was very happy to hear that. He asked again: Do you know them? Tell me where they live? I'm going to propose marriage."

"Hahaha……"

"The tree god said: Prince! I don't know! Why don't you call the dragon god in the river to ask, he knows them better."

"Hahaha……"

"Dragon God also watches them take a bath every day!"

"Then is this Dragon God Little White Dragon?"

He Huan suppressed a smile and said seriously: "The tree god and the prince stood by the river and called out to the dragon god. A little black dragon came out."

"Hahaha...forcibly clear up!"

"The Dragon God said: Oh! These seven girls? They are the seven princesses of the Peacock Kingdom.

The prince said sadly: How can I express my love to her?
The tree god gave him an idea: they come to take a bath every day.You just wait here, and when they come to take a bath tomorrow, you steal their clothes. "

"Hahaha……"

"This tree god is probably created by Dong Yongbian!"

"Isn't the prince simple and honest? I didn't even think of this method, and watched the beauty fly away. So he waited. The next evening, as expected, the seven girls came to Nanla River to take a bath again. The prince watched him with his own eyes. The princess you fancy has taken off her clothes."

Everyone covered their faces.

"The prince hurriedly ran over and put away the clothes of the princess he liked. After the seven princesses took a bath, they put on their clothes and flew away. Tell me, girlfriends don't bring such clothes, sisters, actually Just go."

"Hahaha……"

"There was only one princess who searched everywhere for clothes but couldn't find them. At this moment, the prince saw that she was the only one left."

"It doesn't sound like a good person!"

He Huan looked at them, "It looks like a good person wants the princess to have the final say! It's not you who has the final say!"

The tourists held back their laughter and continued to listen.

"The prince ran out with her clothes in his arms, blushing and said: I'm sorry, girl, I didn't mean to take your clothes away, I've been waiting here just to tell you, come and say loudly——"

"I love you!"

"I like you!"

"Allah welcomes you!"

"Gu Mang Meng." He Huan said, "Come! Follow me! Gu Mang Meng!"

"Aunts!"

"Gu touch the door!"

Listening to their strange pronunciation, He Huan waved his hand: "Stop! Listen to me! I am so bold to steal your clothes and confess to you, am I reckless or not? Girl! I am reckless and fierce! Auntie! Reckless! !fierce!"

"Hahaha……"

Yujia squatted beside her laughingly.

The tourists couldn't hold back their laughter, and they all said together: "You are fierce!"

"Yes! You are fierce and fierce!" He Huan nodded, "At that time, this naked princess was moved by this bold and fierce young man!"

"Don't you dare to move?"

"Correct!"

"The princess hurriedly put on her clothes, blushing and shyly refusing to leave. The two of you look at each other."

"Kiss together." A female tourist said.

He Huan looked at her, "Girl, you are too familiar with routines! Come on! You guys give each other a kiss!"

The female tourist wrapped her arms around her boyfriend's neck and kissed him on his feet.

He Huan took a snapshot of them, "You guys are so bad! It hurt me a lot."

"Hahaha……"

"This is your incriminating evidence." He Huan posted in the group.

The two were very happy and hurried to save.

"Seeing that the princess didn't leave, the prince quickly revealed his identity: I am Zhao Shutun, the prince of Menghai Kingdom. The princess also quickly revealed his identity: I am Nan Murona, the seventh princess of the Peacock Kingdom."

"It's Old Seven again!"

"Isn't this the key?" He Huan said loudly, "Come on, circle the knowledge points, Zhaoshutun, Nanmu Ruona!"

"Zhao and Nan are the noble surnames of the Dai people," said the tourist.

"That's right." He Huan nodded in satisfaction.

Yujia laughed stupidly. To be a tourist of Xiaobailong, she still needs to test knowledge points.

"Nan Muruona saw that Zhao Shutun was tall and handsome, shining like a jewel, and knew that he was a kind and gentle person with ideals, wisdom, and kindness."

"Hahaha..." The tourists were about to laugh like crazy.

He Huan also suppressed a smile, "What is this? This is how the five senses determine the three views! The two walked in the forest, talking endlessly. They reluctantly separated until dark.

The prince hurried back to the country to tell his father that he was going to the Peacock Kingdom to propose marriage.The match was right, and the king didn't stop him.The prince rode a proboscis elephant. "

The tourists laughed again, and the tall horses were replaced by long-nosed elephants, which is very Banna!

"I went to the Peacock Kingdom with many gifts to propose marriage. When the Peacock King saw that the prince was tall and handsome, shining like a jewel, he knew that he was a man with ideals, wisdom, kindness and gentleness."

The tourists squatted on the ground laughing.

"The citizens of the Peacock Kingdom saw the tall and handsome prince..."

"I know he is a man with ideals, wisdom, kindness and gentleness! I beg you hahaha..."

"Yes." He Huan nodded with a smile, "With the blessings of the people of Peacock Kingdom, the prince married the Seventh Princess back, and the two lived a happy life."

Couples hugging each other, hugging each other.

He Huan sighed, "It feels like I'm telling you a little aphrodisiac story, and you're hurting me a lot!"

"Hahaha..." The tourists parted while covering their faces.

"In fairy tales, princes and princesses live happily together. How about in fairy tales?"

"How is it?" Everyone asked with a bad feeling.

"Myth understands that short life and long-term love are myths, so they must be changed from mortals to something else to keep love."

Everyone looked up at the husband and wife tree beside them, and the unfortunate premonition began.

"Their wedding ceremony has just ended, and they are on their honeymoon. You and me, a war broke out on the border. The prince led the army to the battlefield. The battle was very tragic. The wizard of the country is also the teacher of the country. He told the king that the Peacock Princess is a monster. , Princess Peacock brought disaster to the country, so the king ordered the princess to be burned."

"what!"

"A peacock is not a phoenix, and there is no nirvana. Not long after the peacock princess was burned to ashes, the prince returned triumphantly. The whole country warmly celebrated the prince's triumphant return.

When the prince returned to the city, he did not see his beloved wife in the welcome team, and he did not see her at the celebration banquet when he returned to the palace. He was so anxious that he asked everywhere, and only then did he hear that his wife was burned to death.

Heartbroken, the prince killed the national teacher, collected his wife's ashes and took them to the Nanla River, scattered the ashes at the place where she stole her clothes, and threw himself into the river to die. "

"what!"

"The tree god in the rainforest and the dragon god in the river, take pity on this pair of lovers, let the aura of the rainforest gather towards them, the prince will be transformed into this tall sky-watching tree, and the peacock princess will be transformed into the longan tree next to him .”

"what!"

"In the sky, I would like to be lovebirds, and in the ground, I would like to be connected branches. Their roots have been connected together, and the trunks are also nestled together. If it is a banyan tree, it will compete for nutrition and will be strangled. And longan is the main companion tree species of Wangtian tree. .Accompaniment means that two trees of different species grow together to make each other grow better."

"what!"

"So there is not only cruel competition in the rainforest, but also such a companionship of mutual support."

The tourists were very moved.

Looking up at Wangtianshu and Fanlongyan, leaning on each other and looking into the blue sky, "So he is really a prince!"

Yujia looked at Xiaobailong from the side, how could he talk about plants so passionately?
The lovers were moved to tears, and they all ran to the couple tree to take pictures.

The couple showed their affection, and a male tourist said: "Xiao Bailong, I'm sorry, I abused the dog."

"I have a girlfriend." He Huan said proudly.

"Ah!" The tourists were shocked, "Who? Where is it?"

The corners of He Huan's mouth could not stop flying.

"Although he didn't say it, but seeing his expression, I believe what he said is true!"

"Is it Gesanghua? I've been protecting you from the front!"

"No."

Seeing that He Huan didn't say anything, everyone stopped asking.

A group of people looked up at the couple tree again and left reluctantly.

Sending them to the door, although there was no hope, Director Yu still asked to stay: "Little Bailong, do you want to stay in Wangtianshu?"

He Huan said with a smile: "When the little white dragons come to Banna, they must come to look at the Tianshu."

The little white dragon group must visit the scenic spots, which is very good.

Director Yu praised: "Your explanation is really great! I have never seen a person who can explain plants as interestingly and affectionately as you! Next time I will organize more people to learn from you. Since you have a girlfriend , next time I will take your girlfriend alone and come to play for two more days."

What a proposal!He Huan also wanted to travel alone with her, so he nodded happily, "Okay."

A female tourist said enviously: "Ah! I want to be Xiao Bailong's girlfriend!"

Her boyfriend turned around and left, "I jumped into the river."

The other tourists laughed.

He Huan grabbed his shoulders and pulled him back, then said to Yu Jia, "Thank you Director Yu for your hospitality."

"You're welcome, thank you for coming." Yujia walked to the door of the car.

After getting in the car, He Huan took out his mobile phone, only to see another message from Long Teng: In fact, there is no narcissism, it is very good-looking, I just think that the title is a bit silly.

He Huan laughed and replied: I said that the tree I leaned against, Wangtianshu, is called the beautiful prince of the rainforest!
The tourists looked at him, "Tsk tsk tsk, I'm texting my girlfriend!"

He Huan ignored them, and looked at the three words "very nice" she posted N times, and his heart was filled with honey.

Think about Miss Long said that she likes He Huan, and now she says that he is very good-looking, and they are together, but he has not confessed to her seriously.

Send her another message: Reckless and aggressive!
Long Teng: What do you mean?
He Huan: Next time you come to Banna, let me tell you!

After a day of talking and shopping, everyone needs to immerse themselves in the aphrodisiac story just now.

The car was very quiet. Amidst the greenery and the golden roof mixed with greenery, the dragon flag was flying again and drove towards Jinghong.

(End of this chapter)