Road idiot tour guide

Chapter 383 One day in the mountains, a thousand years in the world
After drinking the toast from the girl, He Huan began to pretend to be drunk, and almost fell when he sat down. Aza, who was next to him, grabbed his arm.

Everyone smiled and let him go.

It's not all pretend, it's really a little dizzy.

After all, you are still leading a group.He Huan looked at the tourists, but he couldn't let them drink too much.

After the banquet, Aza told He Huan: "I have set up a tent for you in the tea garden."

He Huan stood up, "Tourists pay attention! We will sleep in the field tonight!"

"Wow!" The tourists were not afraid at all and shouted excitedly.

He Huan was speechless, "There are toilets and sinks in the parking lot. Those who need to go to the toilet and remove makeup can go there now."

The parking lot was not far away. Aza took them there, and He Huan took out disposable toiletry bags from the car and distributed them to everyone.

Tourists took it one after another, Xiaobailong was really considerate.

"Shall I take off my makeup now?" asked a female tourist.

"No one is watching at night, let's unload it!" He Huan said.

The female tourist laughed and made an appointment to go together.

It's more convenient for men. After the male tourists have packed up and waited for a while, the female tourists come out.

"Have you all gone to the toilet? You have to run over to the toilet at night." He Huan said.

"It's okay, it's okay, if you want to pee at night, you can find a tree to solve it." Aza told them quickly.

The female tourist turned her head shyly.

Then the king said: "Isn't that too blasphemy to the fairy sister?"

Aza and several villagers sent them to the tea plantation with flashlights.

There is no light pollution in the mountains, except for the occasional lights from Yi villages, the mountains stand dark and silent.Only the faint scent of flowers and tea leaves entered the nostrils leisurely with the evening breeze, telling everyone that she is still gentle.

The sky full of stars accompanied everyone into the tea garden.It seems that this is the kingdom of the stars, but it is now open, watching the human beings enter gently.

Go to a small flat dam in the tea garden, tents are lined up next to the tea trees and under the cherry trees.

"Wow!" The tourists cheered and ran over.

He Huan yelled: "Don't run! Don't run!" Although the hillside of the tea garden is not too steep, rolling down the hill would be terrible!

The tourists then slowed down.

He Huan looked back, in fact, he didn't have to go far to go to the bathroom at night.Just afraid of being alone.

When we arrived at the tent area, He Huan looked at the female tourists in the group, "Lady needs to go to the bathroom at night to find someone to accompany her, and if she doesn't have a partner, come to me!"

Several single female tourists looked at him and smiled, Xiao Bailong was really considerate.

"No check-in tonight, and no room for a single room."

The tourists laughed and understood.

"Pair up with yourself alone."

After two days of playing, it is not difficult to sleep in a tent with group members for one night.

The Jiejie Wang didn't go to pick up the tent first, but ran to He Huan and put his arms around his shoulders, "I'll sleep with Xiao Bailong."

He Huan pushed him away, "I have Master Zhou."

"Hahaha……"

The king of receiving the stem had to let him go.

Tourists are drilling into tents.

Although they are on the ground, they are covered with inflatable mattresses, which makes them very comfortable to sleep on, and pillows and quilts are also prepared for them.The top of the tent is transparent, and the sky is full of stars when you look up.

A tourist poked his head out, "The roof is transparent, how can I sleep here?"

"Isn't this just right?" He Huan said, "I can't sleep and count the stars!"

The tourists laughed, but they didn't expect to be able to sleep counting the stars.

"I forgot how many years I haven't seen such a starry sky!"

"What a nice view!"

One by one into the tent.

He Huan turned to Aza and said, "Thank you, Uncle Aza."

Aza shook his head with a smile, "I'll call you guys for dinner tomorrow morning!"

Just turned around and left.

The hillside fell silent.

The tourists also drank a lot today, and they all looked at the stars at the moment, drunk and intoxicated, and soon fell asleep.

When human beings fell asleep, animal dreams sounded from time to time in the mountains.

Very touching and lonely.

He Huan looked at the sky full of stars above his head, and then turned to look at the face of the sleeping man beside him.It's a bit awkward to lie side by side with a man in such a small place.

I was afraid that I would accidentally hug him.

At this time, I really want to hug something, because my heart is empty.

He Huan got out of the tent, picked up the camera, took a picture of the sky full of stars, and sent it to Long Teng.

Long Teng called: "Haven't slept yet?"

"Camping in the tea garden, I thought of watching the stars with you in Lugu Lake, but unfortunately I fell asleep drunk."

"Aren't you drunk today?"

"You told me to drink less, I'm very obedient."

"Well, you have to lead a group tomorrow, so go to bed early."

"If only you were here."

"Ah."

After hanging up the phone, He Huan continued to look up at the starry sky.A head suddenly popped out from behind, and He Huan was shocked.

"How about I sleep in the car?" Master Zhou looked at him in the dark.

He Huan looked at him, "Why?"

Master Zhou smiled.

This is eavesdropping on him!

"Go to bed! You're still driving tomorrow!"

Master Zhou got in again, and after a while, He Huan got in too, and fell asleep counting the stars.

Waking up in the morning, the sea of ​​clouds is vast.

The tourists also got out of the tent one after another, stretched their waists and shouted: "Oh my god! Did I become a fairy last night?"

The thick sea of ​​clouds rushes in from the mountain pass like white waves.Smoke rises from the villages of the Yi nationality in the mountains, gradually mixing with the clouds and mists.The cherry blossoms all over the mountain still hold the pipa half-hidden, more like a fairy sister!

He Huan quickly picked up the camera to take pictures, and then took pictures of tourists.

Until the clouds and mist surrounded them too.

Then I heard a voice from the fog: "Little Bailong! It's time to eat!"

"Hahaha..." The tourists laughed, "Little Bailong! Calling you to eat!"

He Huan replied with a smile: "Come on!"

Many mountains disappeared, but they followed him and answered: "Come—come——"

"It feels so good!"

"What about the tent?"

He Huan said: "Pack up your things and put them in the car. Someone will collect the tent in a while. It is provided by the nearby campsite."

The tourists packed their bags.

He Huan reminded them again: "Take away the rubbish in and around the tent too."

"Okay!" The tourists obediently checked whether there was any garbage around.

Look at three couples coming out of the tent, clutching a big thick paper bag.He laughed without saying a word.You can really play!It's wild!
He slept late last night, and he didn't hear anything.In this way, Master Zhou was not the only one who heard him calling Miss Long.

But those who heard his phone call felt ashamed to ask him, everyone tacitly agreed.

In the coolness of Wuliang Mountain in the morning, a group of people walked to the village committee compound in the white mist. The villagers set up a large pot on the fire and hurriedly cooked rice noodles for them.

After eating the warm rice noodles, I feel warm all over.

Last night, after drinking and eating rice noodles, He Huan said, "Uncle Aza, invite us to drink tea."

"Please, please!" Aza hurriedly invited them into the living room and made tea for them.

The tourists drank the fragrant tea, and the cherry blossoms were so beautiful that they almost forgot that this was originally a tea garden.

"It's delicious! It's very fragrant!"

He Huan said: "The cherry blossoms in Wuliang Mountain were originally grown to shade tea leaves, but they are more famous than tea. In fact, Wuliang Mountain has a long history of growing tea, and the quality is also good."

Aza nodded proudly.

After eating theirs and living theirs, Xiao Bailong said the tea was good again, and tourists bought tea one after another.

Master Zhou looked at Xiaobailongtuan's generosity, and looked at He Huan, he is really suitable to be a shopping guide!

But when you hear the price, you know that Xiao Bailong is helping the farmers!

He Huan also bought a few bags of green tea himself, but after a long time of refusal, Aza finally accepted the money.

Walking out, the sun also came out, the sun penetrated through the clouds and mists, and shone into the tea garden, looking for fairies.

At this time, the fairy sister no longer still holds the pipa half-hidden, but is in the pink and orange clouds, being sought by her sweetheart, very shy and beautiful.

Everyone looked at this scene and didn't want to go down to bother.

Just stand on it and take pictures.

He Huan also took a few photos, turned around, "Uncle Aza, thank you for your hospitality, we are leaving."

A group of villagers ran to the parking lot to see them off.

"I just came last night and left this morning. Your stay is too short!" Aza held his hand reluctantly.

"One day in the mountains, thousands of years in the world!" He Huan said, "Although it was one morning and one night, this was the most fulfilling and happiest night we had! This is really a paradise!"

The tourists also nodded. It is true that the time is not long, but everyone will definitely remember this very happy and beautiful evening and morning.

"Cherry blossoms will come again next year!" Aza shook his hand.

A few girls and boys who were singing and drinking last night also came to hug him and bid farewell.

He Huan led the tourists into the car carrying green tea, and a group of villagers waved their hands until they were covered by clouds and mist.

"Ah! It really feels like a dream! I have traveled to the ancient country of the Yi people! Now I wake up from the dream!"

The tourist bus passed through the vast sea of ​​clouds, and the Cherry Blossom Valley and Yi villages could no longer be seen.Everyone is very sad.

He Huan smiled, "We have indeed crossed the ancient country of the Yi people, but we have not woken up from the dream, and we will continue to cross."

Tourists turned to look at him from the windows.

"We are about to arrive at Weishan, which is also the Yi Autonomous County. It is located in the upper part of Ailao Mountain and Wuliang Mountain. It is the ancient capital of Nanzhao and the ancestral home of the Yi people.

Weishan was called Menghua during the Nanzhao period.Meng, as mentioned earlier, is the surname of Nanzhao.According to the "New Book of Tang" and local historical records, Mengshezhao was originally the Shelong of the Ailao King's family, who lived in Baoshan. "

"Ah!" Everyone suddenly became interested.

"Shelong, which means a big tiger, moved to Xielong for refuge. Xielong is now Weishan, a place name during the period of Ailao Kingdom, and it is the territory of Ailao Kingdom.

Later, the king of Ailao surrendered to the Han Dynasty, and was set up by the Han Dynasty as Xielong County, which was placed under the jurisdiction of Yizhou County. After the withdrawal of the Han Dynasty, the Shelong family came.

It may be due to the aura of the royal family and the power of the big tiger, they quickly gained the support of the tribes around Ailao Mountain and Wuliang Mountain, and their power continued to expand, gradually forming a tribal alliance centered on the Shelong clan.

So this tribal alliance was called 'Mongshe Long' or 'Mongshe'.Then Mengshe produced a Xinuluo, this big tiger family, like a tiger with wings added.

Xi Nuluo has a strong ability, leads the tribe, and strives to govern, making the tribe stronger and more famous.

At this time, the king of Baizi Kingdom located in Midu, Dali also heard about the reputation of Xinuluo!Think: hey!This young man is not bad!King Baizi had no son, so he married the third princess to Xi Nuluo, and the dowry was a country. "

"Wow!"

"So the marriage of Tuoguo is not only for the daughter king! What a good father-in-law!"

The tourists laughed.

"King Baizi married his daughter and gave the throne to his son-in-law. Xinuluo didn't give up. They are all one family. He became the new king and inherited his father-in-law's country, plus his own territory, and established the Great Mongolian Kingdom. Called King Qi, he is 32 years old."

"Amazing!"

"Father-in-law is still generous!"

"Hahaha……"

"Father-in-law also has vision. This marriage united the Wuman tribe of Mengshezhao and the Baiman tribe of Baiziguo in Dali, which laid the foundation for the founding of Nanzhao and formed Nanzhao and Dali, which will be dominated by the Yi and Bai people in the future.

After Xinuluo established the Great Mongolian Kingdom, Longyu Tushan built Dragon Yutu City in the west of Weishan Bazi, which became the capital of the Great Mongolian Kingdom.

Passed down to the fourth generation of Wang Piluoge, he was no longer satisfied with Weishan Bazi, and with the support of the Tang Dynasty, he unified the six imperial edicts.

As for why the Tang Dynasty supported Piluo Pavilion, it was because further north, there was Tubo, which was a serious problem for the Tang Dynasty, so supporting Nanzhao was to restrain Tubo.

At that time, several imperial edicts in the north of the Erhai Lake were closer to Tubo, and only Mengshe edicts were close to the Tang Dynasty for several generations. Xinuluo sent his son to the Tang Dynasty in person to express friendship to the Tang Dynasty.

Such a good relationship has been established with relatives from generation to generation. The Tang Dynasty just needed such a person, so it supported Piluoge to fight over. The empire named him King of Yunzhou.

Later Piluoge's son Ge Luofeng succeeded to the throne.In the ninth year of Tianbao, Ge Luofeng took his wife to travel to Chuxiong. At that time, the area around Chuncheng in Chuxiong was under the jurisdiction of the Tang Dynasty.We've had enough fun at the Erhai Lake, so let's hurry up and play while the Yunchi is not polluted, right? "

The tourists laughed.

"So, Ge Luofeng brought his wife to play. But not only did the prefect of Yunzhou not treat him well, he attacked his wife and asked him for money. Is this the way of hospitality?

Ge Luofeng was furious!Because at that time, Nanzhao was a subsidiary state of the Tang Dynasty, the prefect of Yunzhou felt that you should listen to me, and you would give me whatever money I wanted from your wife.

As a result, the Tianbao War broke out. "

"what!"

"So it's also a war caused by women."

Everyone stared wide-eyed, full of interest.

"Many legends say this. But the Nanzhao Dehua Monument in Dali details the reasons for opposing the Tang Dynasty. Ge Luofeng said that he was forced. , I had to rebel in order to protect the people.

I don't really mean the opposite.Several generations of our ancestors have maintained friendly relations with the Tang Dynasty.After all, it is a fact that the Tang Dynasty supported Nanzhao's unification of the six imperial edicts, and we should not be ungrateful.

So at that time, we wanted to rebel against the Tang Dynasty, and carved such a monument.Dehua, Dehua, means that we are not ungrateful barbarians, remember the kindness of the Tang Dynasty.

But I, the king of Nanzhao, is so majestic and overlord, why do you, a prefect, bully me like this?I sent someone to sue, but you didn't deal with it!unacceptable!I have only reversed!

Nanzhao Dehua Monument is a passionate, beautiful and touching prose, as well as a complicated history.

Anyway, officially, Ge Luofeng didn't mention that he was greened.Even if he was really cheated on, he couldn't say it out, and it was engraved on the monument. Which man would do such a thing? "

Everyone smiled and shook their heads, "It's so miserable!"

He Huan smiled, "It's here."

The tourists stood up happily to pay their respects to the old place of Nanzhao.

(End of this chapter)