Road idiot tour guide

Chapter 390

The tourist bus drove towards the volcano park, He Huan said: "Tengchong Volcano Geopark is a scenic spot named after the pit."

Tourists are amazed.

"The pit is still going?" a tourist asked.

"Many people say that Volcano Park is just one pit. No, it has 97 pits."

The tourists looked at him speechlessly, so they knew he was talking nonsense.

"Many people go to Stone City to talk about pits, which are just a pile of rocks. When they talk about pits in Volcano Park, they are just a few earth pits. That's right, the surface of the earth is water, stones, and soil. If you don't look at the rocks or the soil, why don't you go there? Aliens?"

The tourists held back their laughter, and later they deliberately said shit in front of him, would he go crazy?

"But we geologists will be ecstatic when they see these stones and earth pits. Ordinary people see it as a pit, not as good as the pond in your community. At least the pond still has water and fish.

But the 97 pits in Tengchong were not dug by humans, they were erupted by the planet itself.

Our planet has entered middle age, that is, menopause, youth is gone, and acne is still there.These pits are the acne marks left by the acne that broke out when she was young. "

The tourists couldn't help laughing, "If Blue Star could talk..."

He Huan continued: "Sons don't think their mother is ugly, Lan Xing is our mother."

"Okay, okay!" the tourists said, "Don't get vaccinated! We are definitely not ugly! No matter how ugly we see, we will praise our beauty!"

He Huan nodded, "That's good!"

The carload of people laughed.

Master Zhou is also funny. Tourists are always like this.In order to appease tourists, tour guides sometimes talk about pitfalls in advance, lest tourists blame the tour guide for pitfalls after watching.

But whether the motherland is beautiful or not depends on the mouth of the tour guide.Especially for cultural and scientific scenic spots, it is completely different to have a tour guide who can speak or not.

The tour bus is running on the volcanic road, and the green pines are like a tide, as if passing through the green sea.

"This is very beautiful!"

He Huan nodded, "Yes, the scenic spot is only a concentrated and representative circle as a scenic spot. But in fact, the whole city, town, village, road, bridge, and alley are all scenic spots for tourism."

Everyone nodded, you still need to have a peaceful heart and a pair of eyes to discover beauty when you go out to travel.Going to a certain scenic spot alone is often more disappointing than expected.

But it would be very interesting if the travel is really run through the whole journey, to feel life in other places.

Especially following Xiao Bailong all the way, they have traveled through 2000 years and are completely immersed in it.

After arriving at the scenic spot, the blackened road paved with volcanic stones is simple and flat, with ginkgo trees on both sides of the road, like yellow butterflies gathering on the branches, and a green round mountain lying on the ground like a matcha egg tart.

"It's beautiful! No pitfalls!"

He Huan smiled all over his face, "Well, I went up to the pit. Many people climb hundreds of steps and see a pit. They are inevitably disappointed. But it was originally a crater left by a volcanic eruption.

Tens of thousands of years, how do you want it to behave?If the mouth is still spurting out hot, bright red blood, you won't be disappointed, but you don't dare to go up. "

Everyone laughed, "Is it an extinct volcano now?"

"No, Tengchong is a group of dormant volcanoes. It is precisely because it is just sleeping that the magma surging underground has created Tengchong's rich geothermal resources. Except for Banna, Tengchong should be the warmest place in Yunzhou in winter. After all, it is A city on a volcano."

The tourists nodded. Although it was early December, it really felt warm.

"Hot air balloons are only available in the morning, so let's hurry up and experience them before coming down to eat. We don't want to spit it out after eating."

"Ah! I'm afraid!"

"I'm afraid of heights!" A tourist looked up at the hot air balloon in the blue sky.

"Don't be afraid. Although you can ride up the mountain or climb up the mountain, you will see a pit after you climb up. If you take a hot air balloon, although it only takes 10 minutes, you can see many pits."

Several tourists looked at him and decided to take a hot air balloon in order to see many pits.

A few tourists who are afraid of heights followed He Huan closely and jumped into a basket with him.

The fire was ignited, and the hot air balloon puffed up and slowly lifted into the sky.

A crew of workers is pulling the rope below.

Both of He Huan's thighs were hugged.

"Don't be afraid, look down, they are flying kites. There are so many people pulling us! We can't fly away."

"Ahhh!"

Can't laugh at the tourists, the staff look on cheerfully.

"Get up!"

"I'm dizzy! I don't dare!" The tourist squatted on the ground, hugged the little white dragon's leg tightly, and closed his eyes.

"Then you came up in vain, you have come up, it's a pity if you don't open your eyes and take a look!"

"Unless you kiss me!"

The staff finally couldn't hold back, laughed out loud, and turned their heads to control themselves.

Is it because you are not afraid of heights when you get dizzy from a kiss?

"I dare not! My girlfriend will beat me to death!" He Huan said.

The staff simply couldn't bear it.

The hot air balloon has risen into the air.

"Get up! Get up! Just look out the window as if you were flying!"

The staff also said: "It's very stable now, stand up and watch!"

Encouraged by He Huan, the two tourists who hugged his thigh finally stood up.

"Look! Look at this vast land. You can no longer see the shadow of the ancient Ailao Kingdom 2000 years ago, but you can still see volcanoes from 5 to 3000 years ago! Ailao Kingdom is very old for us. But these volcanoes are very young!"

A few tourists looked around and saw that the emerald green Tengchong dam, one after another, had big pits sunken inward, like big pots.

Now it has been filled with green, and in this late autumn and early winter, there is a little yellow in the emerald green.

Blue sky and white clouds, God's perspective, looking at the acne marks of youth, how young!

He Huan was in a good mood, and quickly picked up his mobile phone to take a video, "Look! This is the Tengchong I saw from a hot air balloon! They erupted for the last time 3000 years ago. Now they are covered in green, only the crater And a little naked."

"It's so exciting! Will it erupt suddenly?" Tourists also shouted.

"If it erupts suddenly, then we will be witnessing a miracle!" Compared with volcanic eruptions, everyone is no longer afraid of heights.

"Due to the collision of the Indian Ocean plate and the Eurasian continental plate, our planet started an orogenic movement, and the active crustal movement caused frequent volcanic earthquakes.

The volcanic eruption stopped and the magma cooled, leaving 97 volcanoes and 88 hot springs on the land under our feet, creating a unparalleled volcanic hot sea.

The Kingdom of Dragons was born more than 2000 years ago, and the volcano Atami was formed more than 3000 years ago.Jiulong chose this place as the central country, and he must have soaked in hot springs here with dozens of brothers early on.

Today, the Kingdom of Dragons has become a legendary ancient country, with volcanoes still standing and hot seas still boiling.The pulse of Blue Star is beating. All human activities on this planet are just a joke to our mother. "

Everyone can't help but sigh with emotion.

It's great to sit in a basket with Xiao Bailong, and you can also listen to the explanation, and you won't be afraid after listening to him.

"Little Bailong, come, I'll record a video for you." The tourist on the opposite side stretched out his hand.

"it is good!"

The tourist took his phone and pointed it at him.He Huan was also very happy. Holding the mobile phone by himself, he could only face the scenery, facing himself. It was just a big head blocking the surrounding scenery, and it was easy to deform, which was not good-looking.

Now someone can record the video, so that Miss Long can see her whole body and the volcanoes behind her.

"Nine of the ten mountains in Tengchong Bazi have no heads. They are all relics left after the volcanic eruption. You can see that the only mountain with a head is the Gaoligong Mountain. I will take you to see it tomorrow. Stars and birds."

"Good! Good!" Several tourists shouted happily.

He Huan paused, smiled, and almost forgot that he was the tour guide of the Little White Dragon Group.

"What volcanoes bring is not just destruction. In addition to human buildings, mountains, rivers, lakes, and hot springs in Tengchong Bazi are all brought to us by volcanoes, as well as rich minerals and gemstones.

For this planet, we are just playing around, but no matter how we play around, she is always silently conceiving all life on this planet. "

Looking at Gaoligong Mountain and overlooking Tengchong Bazi, it is not surprising why the Daguang Kingdom rose here.

This place is too suitable for breeding civilization, and it is also too suitable as a center country.

Everyone didn't feel the pits, but saw that these pits gave birth to life and civilization throughout the ages.

After coming down, He Huan asked, "Is it a trap?"

"No pit! It's too spectacular!"

"This is not a pimple mark, but a belly button. Tengchong is connected with this blood!" He Huan said.

A group of tourists were stunned.

He Huan posted the explanation video on the hot air balloon to the group.

"Ah!" The tourists were very moved, and they listened as they walked, "Little Bailong! You are so kind! You still want to record a video for us!"

He Huan smiled, isn't this by the way?
Send it to Long Teng.

Along the road in the scenic area, there are volcanic stone handicrafts and volcanic stone flower pots, which are very chic and simple.

We picked out some things we liked, put them in the car, and continued to run deep into the scenic spot.

Bypassing one after another volcanoes, the wide terrain gradually becomes taller and narrower.

"We have arrived at the Longchuan River Canyon. This is the Longchuan River next to us. It is the same river as we saw on the Longjiang Bridge."

Walking in the Longchuan River Canyon, the two sides of the canyon suddenly look like green mountains washing hair, and like stone waterfalls, one by one rocks fall neatly into the river.

Symmetrical on both sides, very spectacular.

"My God! Who made this stone like this?"

"It looks like it was clawed out by a huge animal!"

"Strips, circles, like fingerprints!"

"That's right, that's where the expert slapped me!" He Huan said.

"It's so neat!"

"This is a pile of firewood collected by an expert!"

"Why do you need a firewood pile?"

"Maybe the expert wants to grill fish."

He Huan said solemnly again: "The stones on the two banks were originally connected by a bridge. Then there is Beihai and Qinghai next to it.

A white dragon lived in Beihai, and a green dragon lived in Qinghai. One day, the white dragon and the green dragon took human forms and came to this bridge for a walk. "

"This is simply Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing!"

"Yeah." He Huan nodded with a smile, "But this time our Bailong has turned into a handsome son."

"No, no, it must be the white lady!" said a tourist.

A group of tourists laughed.

He Huan ignored them, and continued with a smile: "Xiaoqing turned into a beautiful girl. The two walked on the bridge. The bridge is so wide. They just want you to let me and I let you. They all looked at each other. Watch the road, let’s hug each other when we come and go.”

"Hahaha……"

"The two of them are not going back to their respective homes anymore, and they are just making clouds and rain in the Longchuan River, eh."

"Yeah." The tourists nodded together with a smile.

He Huan looked at them, "You all understand well!"

"What do we know?"

He Huan suppressed a smile and continued: "If the two dragons don't go back to their own territory, what if they go to other places..."

The tourists laughed again.

"There was a lot of noise and it was indecent. The Jade Emperor knew about it and sent eminent monks to subdue them."

"I know, this eminent monk is Fa Hai!" said Jie Ji Wang.

The tourists laughed.

He Huan nodded with a smile, "According to folklore, the Jade Emperor always doesn't do business, and only loves to break up lovers. In such a small place, two dragons fall in love, and he also cares about it.

Xiaobai Xiaoqing and the eminent monk fought for three days and three nights, and the divine bridge they were dating was interrupted, and it became the stones on both sides of the strait today.

Xiaobai and Xiaoqing were also beaten with blood spattered everywhere, and their broken flesh and soul were thrown into a nearby river.

Their resentment was attached to every fish in this river, and all the fish turned black, so people called this river Heiyu River! "

"what!"

"Beihai is the Beihai Wetland Park. Qinghai is just next to Beihai. It is also a volcanic lake. It is said that the sand pot of the Virgin Mary of Ailao fell into Qinghai Lake, but she became pregnant there. Oh, this Xiaoqing! She really turned into a man." There is no distinction between women and dragons!"

The tourists lean forward and back together one by one.

"It seems that it is more reasonable to let Xiao Bailong become a girl!"

"Hahaha……"

He Huan suppressed a smile and looked up at the stone waterfalls on both sides, "The locals call it Shenzhu or Shenqiao, because the common people don't know it and think it was made by God.

Why did God build a broken bridge, so there is the story of Xiaobai and Xiaoqing.Later, geologists heard about the strange event of Shenqiao, and came to have a look, oh oh oh! "

"Oh oh oh." The tourists followed suit.

He Huan turned to look at them, "This is actually the magma crystallization formed when the magma on the surface is squeezed by movement when the volcanic magma is erupted, or the magma is cooled rapidly by water.

It just happened to be sprayed on the Longchuan River, and the magma condensed quickly when it met water, forming this regular columnar arrangement.Geologists give it a name: columnar joints. "

"I still like Xiaobai and Xiaoqing on the Shenqiao." A tourist said.

Everyone nodded.

He Huan led them through the canyon, which was only one road, to a clear stream.

"Here, here!" He Huan pointed to the clear stream, "This is Xiaobai and Xiaoqing."

"Wow wow wow!" The tourists completely believed his fairy tale.

"This is the Black Fish River!"

"It's not black! It's so clear!"

"You'll know whether it's dark or not later!" He Huan sniffed.

Everyone also sniffed, "It smells so good!"

"Are you hungry?"

"Ah."

"Then let's smell the aroma and go get some food."

Smelling the scent and walking over, I saw groups of black fish crowded in the basin in front of a big brother, the whole body was pitch black, but the dorsal and caudal fins were shining red like flames and green like will-o'-the-wisps, so colorful and strangely black.

The eldest sister next to her was grilling black fish on skewers.

The tourists were all stunned, feeling that the fairy tale of Little White Dragon had become a reality step by step.

He Huan walked over, "Sister, is this fish for sale?"

"Not for sale."

"Can you treat us to dinner?"

"Please."

He Huan turned around and waved to the tourists, "Come here!"

The tourists were very disturbed. Do they really want to eat the fish possessed by Xiaobai and Xiaoqing?

Who is this big brother and big sister who appeared in this deep mountain and wild forest?

(End of this chapter)