Road idiot tour guide

Chapter 391 The Way to Shut up Xiaobailong

A seven or eight-year-old boy took some folding tables from a van by the river beach. He Huan ran over to pick them up and opened them on the river beach.

The tourists looked at each other, and He Huan waved, "Come here!"

Master Zhou walked over with a smile on his face, and Xiao Bailong knew how to make a picnic by the Heiyu River in the Longchuan River Canyon.

He Huan ran to the van again, and the little boy handed him a bag of fruit, and the two washed it by the river, put it on a plate, and brought it to the table.

Tourists watched him blatantly rob.

He Huan picked up a small tomato and threw it into his mouth, "Yeah...it's so sandy and sweet! Aren't you hungry? Come and eat!"

The tourists walked over silently, stood around the table, looked at him, embarrassed to do anything.It's fine for Xiaobailong to rub the rice, but it's too embarrassing for so many people to rub it.

Seeing that they didn't dare to eat it, the elder sister smiled and said, "You guys eat it, it's Xiao Bailong who asked us to wait for you here."

"Ah!" Everyone laughed.

"Ahh! Little Bailong! I love you!" The female tourist who was sitting in a hot air balloon and asked Xiaobailong to kiss her rushed forward.

He Huan quickly stood up and stepped aside, "Eat the fish, eat the fish, okay? Don't eat me!"

A group of people laughed, and the eldest sister also laughed and said: "The fish is grilled! It's ready to eat!"

The tourists all went to the stream to wash their hands, some sat down to eat fruit, and some ran over curiously and stood by the barbecue grill.

The eldest brother moved a box of drinks and a box of beer from the car, and He Huan put the tableware and cups on the table, "Whatever you drink, take it yourself."

Tourists run to pick up their own.

The tourists standing by the grill stared wide-eyed and swallowed their saliva, and the eldest sister smiled and put the grilled fish on the side that was not burning charcoal.A few people stood by the grill and began to eat.

He Huan looked at them with a smile.

Jiejie Wang hurriedly picked up a fish, sprinkled the black fish into a red fish with chili powder, and handed it to He Huan, "Little Bailong, here you are!"

He Huan was speechless, took it, shook off some chili powder on the plate, and started to eat.

"Mmmmmmm..."

"smell good!"

"Never eaten fish like this!"

There is a blue sky above the head, and the gurgling Bixi River under the feet. Eating game by the stream is like a dream.

"Little Bailong, I have never traveled like this before!"

"This is my dream love hotel!" The female tourist who said she loved him also brought him a fish, sprinkled some peppers on it, and sat next to him after handing it to him.

As soon as the phone on the table rang, Long Teng: What is the Kingdom of Dragons?
He Huan laughed, picked up his phone, and turned his head to shoot the video, "So I called you here! You see, our first picnic was at Luyu River in Cangshan Mountain, and now we are picnicking at Heiyu River."

The female tourist sitting next to him raised her hand to grab her fluffy, wavy hair, covering her face.

"Look, this is my tourist this time!" He Huan moved his phone.

Everyone smiled at the camera and nodded or waved.

After putting down their mobile phones, the tourists came to their senses, "It turns out that the video you explained on the hot air balloon was recorded for your girlfriend!"

He Huan nodded sweetly.

"Xiao Bailong, do you really have a girlfriend?"

"Yeah." He Huan nodded.

"I can testify!" A tourist raised his hand, "Camping in Wuliang Mountain, Xiao Bailong was still on the phone with his girlfriend in the middle of the night, tsk tsk."

He Huan said with a smile: "How do you know if I call in the middle of the night?"

The girl next to him blushed, and the boy said confidently, "Because you woke us up!"

He Huan didn't poke them, obviously his voice was very low!
The female tourist sitting next to He Huan turned her face again, "Your girlfriend is also your tourist?"

"Yes." He Huan nodded, "The first tourist from the Little White Dragon Group."

"Ah!" Everyone's eyes widened.

The female tourist next to her nodded, "It's a pity! I didn't report it for the first time!"

Everyone laughed.

It feels amazing.

The eldest sister served them all the grilled fish, which was real game!
He Huan pulled the little boy and sat beside him, "The last group ate Brazilian rice by the Nanla River, and this group ate black fish by the Heiyu River. These are only found in the local area!"

Jiejie Wang ate black fish and said, "What is Brazil? I want to eat it too!"

The other tourists also looked at him, really wanting to travel and eat all over Yunzhou with Xiao Bailong.

"Is this fish really possessed by Xiaobai and Xiaoqing's resentful spirits?"

He Huan smiled, "The Heiyu River was originally an underground river, and the fish in the underground river are uglier."

Everyone laughed while eating the fish: "Eat people and think they are ugly!"

"Really, deep-water fish are ugly. First, they are ugly because of high water pressure, less oxygen, less food, and high pressure in life."

Amidst the laughter of the tourists, He Huan continued: "Second, the underground river is pitch black, so it doesn't matter how good-looking it is."

"Hahaha……"

"As for the colorful fins, they will emit some psychedelic light, and a filter will be added to make people mistakenly think that it looks good, so as to attract the opposite sex."

The tourists laughed and said, "It's really too much to slander it while eating it!"

He Huan said with a smile: "After the volcano erupted, the magma blocked the underground river, and the underground water flowed out of the surface. These ugly fish also flowed out and went to our table."

"How miserable!"

He Huan glanced at them, "Eat it with relish and sympathize with it! You are too much! Because the fish in this river are all black, so it is called Heiyu River."

"Oh."

The eldest sister gave them kebabs, potatoes, eggplants, tofu...

Gradually the tables were full, and the elder brother opened the lid of the pot, and there was a large bowl of bitter vegetable soup on each table.

"Yunzhou likes to drink bitter vegetable soup, because it usually eats spicy food, and bitter vegetable is off-flavored."

The soup was already cooked, and the eldest sister fried bait for them in a big iron pot, and there was a big plate on each table.

He Huan asked his eldest brother and sister to sit down and eat together.

"This is today's staple food, please help!" He Huan said, "In the early Qing Dynasty, Wu Sangui led the Qing army to invade Yunnan and Guizhou, Ming Yongli Emperor fled to the west of Yunnan, Wu Sangui led the Qing army in hot pursuit, Yongli Emperor fled To Tengchong.

It was late at that time, and a group of people walked on the mountain road all day, exhausted and hungry.Walking into a farmhouse, the owner found the best things in the house - bait, ham, eggs, vegetables, and fried them together for Emperor Yongli to eat. "

He Huan pointed to the fried bait in front of him, "Emperor Yongli was full of praise after eating it: it's so delicious! I saved my brother! From then on, Tengchong's fried bait has an alias—Dajiujia."

Jie Jie Wang said: "Yeah, I also saved my car today!"

He Huan laughed and said, "Compared to Emperor Yongli, I'm afraid you want to be an ordinary citizen."

Jiejie Wang nodded and continued to eat, his eyes beckoning He Huan to continue talking.

Everyone looked at Xiaobailong while eating, and Master Zhou also looked at Xiaobailong while eating. His mouth just needs to talk, and there is no need to eat.He has something to say about every blade of grass and every dish!
Everyone is so used to having dubbing when eating!

"Emperor Yongli also fled to Burma by taking the poisonous road in Shu."

Tourists looked at him in amazement, Shu was poisonous, it is really a step by step history, running through 2000 years!
"Why did you flee from Yunzhou to Myanmar? Obviously, the Ming Dynasty managed very well in Yunzhou. It was the large immigration of the Ming Dynasty that made the Han people in Yunzhou a majority. I am afraid that Zhu Yuanzhang did not expect that he immigrated to Yunnan. More than 200 years later , and his descendants will escape from Yunnan.”

Everyone can't help but sigh with emotion.

"On the fourth day of the first lunar month in 1659, Emperor Yongli went to Yongchang Mansion, which is Baoshan. The common people were celebrating the New Year, and he was being hunted down. On the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, the Qing army approached, and Emperor Yongli left Baoshan. On the eighteenth day of the first month, he arrived in Tengchong.

Tengchong was the last city that Emperor Yongli passed through on his own land.Perhaps, that plate of Dajiujia was the last meal he ate in his own country. "

While eating Dajiujia, everyone felt sorry for the emperor.

"When do people feel that the food is particularly delicious and fragrant?"

"Especially hungry!"

"Yes!" He Huan nodded, "At that time, the person who fried this plate of bait for him should be a descendant of the army in the early Ming Dynasty, so he took out the best things at home.

The common people at that time were able to take out bait made of rice, eggs, and ham, and they really took out the best things at home.However, the only way to honor the emperor is to take out these things.

Emperor Yongli ate this bowl of Dajiujia and went to Myanmar.Myanmar was a subsidiary state of the Ming Dynasty at that time, especially for Qian Guogong, the governor of Yunzhou, who had always admired him, and he was more face-saving than the emperor.Burmese officials received them with courtesy.

But as the saying goes, one emperor and one courtier, let alone a subordinate state.The king of Burma immediately sent someone to inquire, why did the emperor of the Ming Dynasty and Duke Qian come to our place?It's not for traveling, is it? "

Everyone laughed.

"Very soon, King Burma knew that the Ming Dynasty had collapsed and that he was a fugitive emperor, and his treatment dropped immediately.

The Duke of Qian, whom they admired, passed down to the last Mu Tianbo. When he met the king of Burma, he was required to have his head bun and bare feet, and to see him with Burmese etiquette.

Mu Tianbo felt very humiliated. In the past, Mu Mansion was the spokesperson of the Ming Dynasty in Yunzhou and neighboring countries, and its reputation was far and wide. How respectful these Myanmar officials were to them!

But now I have to rely on others.After returning, she cried in front of Emperor Yongli! "

He Huan talked about what happened to Emperor Yongli in Burma, and everyone sighed!

"Zhu Yuanzhang and Mu Ying, who used to be famous and famous in the southwest, if they see their descendants receiving such treatment in this frontier dependent country, if there is a spirit in the sky, they will all be alive!

Therefore, it is useless to rely on your ancestors, the shadow of your ancestors can only protect you for a while, and in the end, you still have to rely on yourself! "

Everyone nodded.

He Huan talked about the humiliation that Emperor Yongli suffered in Burma, and how the fugitive team went to a foreign country at the end of the road, and they still had fun on their own, so much so that Emperor Yongli smashed the golden jade seal and distributed it to everyone.

Xiao Bailong's explanation was especially served with dinner. After eating for a while, everyone found that the fried bait was almost finished, so they quickly picked up a bowl for Xiao Bailong, left some fish for him, and continued to listen to him.

"In the end, the officials, including Duke Qian, died in the water curse set by the king of Burma. Emperor Yongli heard that the officials were dead, and was distraught. He and the queen were about to hang themselves.

Bai Lian had already been put on the beam of the house, and was persuaded by the servant: the queen mother is old, her majesty will perish first, then lose the country mother, if you are unfaithful or filial, you may be ridiculed by later generations.Had to give up temporarily.

After fleeing to Burma for three years, the 4000 people they took with them when they left Tengchong fled, scattered, and died. At this time, there were only 300 people left, that is, the wives and daughters of some palace servants, servants, and ministers.

Then, the king of Burma said hypocritically: We are a small country, and we have no intention of harming the ministers.The main reason is that those ministers wanted to hurt our villagers, so we killed them to appease the anger of the villagers.

Emperor Yongli was heartbroken, but there were only a few helpless old people, women, children and eunuchs around him, so what could he do?At this time, not to mention the Fuming Room, the meals are all given by the monks in the nearby temples.

Suddenly, one afternoon, several Burmese officials brought people over, tied the chair of Emperor Yongli to two bamboo poles, lifted Emperor Yongli up and left.The Empress Dowager was also carried.

Emperor Yongli didn't know until he was put down in the middle of the night that he was sent to the Qing army camp. "

"what!"

"In the first lunar month three years ago, Emperor Yongli left the country. Three years later, in the twelfth lunar month, Emperor Yongli entered the country again.

This time, he was held in a prison van passing through Tengchong.No one could save him, not even serve him a bowl of Dajiujia.

The mountains and rivers have changed owners. I don’t know what kind of mood Emperor Yongli felt when he was in the prison car and was escorted by the Qing army as he passed through this former land. "

Everyone can't help but sigh.When Xiao Bailong talked about the Ailao Kingdom, he lamented for the Ailao Kingdom.Hearing Xiao Bailong talk about the last Ming emperor who fled, he sighed for him again.

"Emperor Yongli's prison car arrived in Chuncheng, and the common people went out to welcome him. Their hearts belonged to Daming. When they saw the emperor trapped in the prison car, their clothes were wet with tears. Afterwards, Emperor Yongli was imprisoned in the Golden Temple of Biaozipo by Qinghu Lake. Soon, Hanged to death by Wu Sangui."

"Ah!" said the king, "It's better to hang yourself in Burma!"

Everyone also nodded.

"Since then, Biaozipo has been called the slope of forced death by the people of Chuncheng. The people can only do this. Although they moved here from the Ming Dynasty, at that time, Yunzhou had already belonged to the Qing Dynasty, and Mu Mansion had already belonged to Wu Sangui.

From Mu Ying to Mu Tianbo, more than ten generations of the Mu family have guarded Yunzhou for nearly 300 years, and they have indeed lived up to the emperor's grace. Mu Tianbo finally killed several Burmese people, and managed to survive and die with the Ming Dynasty.Zhu Yuanzhang did not choose the wrong person. "

Everyone nodded.

He Huan saw that they had put down their chopsticks before picking them up.Everyone laughed and watched him eat.

The big brothers and sisters and their sons were also looking at Xiao Bailong seriously.

The tourists laughed and said, "Brother and sister-in-law, do you know the story of the last emperor of the Ming Dynasty?"

The couple smiled and shook their heads, "We only know that the fried bait was eaten by the emperor. How do we know this?"

"Little Bailong spoke really well!" said the eldest brother, "My ancestors moved here from Dahuaishu in Nanjing during the Ming Dynasty, and my wife is from the local Dai nationality."

A tourist said with a smile: "This is the descendant of Jiulong and the Ming Dynasty! Sure enough, the emperor took turns to sit, and the people have already passed together."

He Huan nodded with a smile, "Marriage is not only bound by thousands of miles, but also bound by thousands of years!"

The tourists all laughed.

The eldest brother looked at He Huan curiously, "Why do you hold each other for thousands of years? Tell me about it."

Eldest sister Bai Huan glanced, "Are you still letting people eat?" He reached out to take the plate, "I'll warm it up for you."

"No need." He Huan dragged the plate, "Although Emperor Yongli is gone, he left behind a great rescuer, which can be counted as passing down his merits in the city on the edge! Let people eat Tengchong 400 years later. Fried bait, but still think of the emperor!"

Everyone watched Xiao Bailong eat, He Huan said: "Don't look at me like this, it seems that I am the one who is running away. Go and play."

Everyone laughed and dispersed, and went to the river to play.

The tourist sitting across from him sent the explanatory video to He Huan, and He Huan sent it to Long Teng.

After He Huan finished his meal, Long Teng sent a video, "Can't you stop talking?"

He Huan was stunned for a moment, and said aggrievedly, "You think I'm annoying?"

Long Teng paused, not knowing what to say.

He Huan was very wronged, "I won't send it to you after you think I'm annoying."

Long Teng paused again, his tone soft: "It's not...Aren't you tired? Even eating can't stop your mouth."

The corner of He Huan's mouth raised, it turned out that he was concerned about him!

"I can't stop my mouth even if I eat, there is only one way to make me shut up, do you want to know?"

"Ok?"

"Come and gag me!"

Long Teng was completely stunned, blushed, and hung up the video.

He Huan laughed happily.

The little boy who was picking up pebbles under the table immediately climbed out and ran towards the crowd by the river, saying loudly, "Brother Xiaobailong told you to stop him!"

There was a burst of laughter by the river.

He Huan leaned on his forehead to cover his feverish face.

(End of this chapter)