Road idiot tour guide

Chapter 392

After a while, He Huan stood up and went to the river.

The tourists looked at him and couldn't help laughing.

He Huan also pretended nothing happened, "This water can be drunk directly, natural mineral water."

"We believe! You just washed the fruit here!"

"It's not like river water, it's polluted. If you're worried, go up and find the source, and you can drink it directly."

They walked along the creek towards the jungle, and the little boy picked up a stick and beat the grass along the way and acted as their guide.

"Brother Xiaobailong, why do you want someone to gag your mouth?"

Everyone laughed again.

He Huan pretended to be serious.

After walking for a short time, I saw a black cliff, behind a big rock, bubbling spring water.

"The volcanic rocks are so black! This is the source of the Heiyu River. The dragon can't see the end, and only the black fish flow out from here."

Tourists all ran to the source and squatted down, scooped up a handful of water and drank it.

"It's really sweet! Cool!"

"Because it is underground river water, it is not affected by external influences, it will not dry up in dry season, and the temperature will not change."

After tracing the source of the Heishui River, everyone returned to the picnic spot.

"Look!" He Huan pointed to the past.

A few monkeys are sitting on a tree in the jungle.

"Ah!" Everyone quickly covered their mouths.

Excited, "Oh my God! Is this a golden monkey?"

"The Yunnan snub-nosed monkey is a first-class protected animal, but it is also a second-class national protected animal, the short-tailed macaque."

"It's so cute! Mao Mao is so yellow, I thought it was a golden monkey!"

He Huan laughed and said, "The hair of the Yunnan snub-nosed monkey is not golden."

"what!"

"Dian snub-nosed monkeys are mostly white when they are young. When they grow up, they will be black and white, just like giant pandas among monkeys. They also have flaming red lips and fashionable hairstyles. They are much better-looking than short-tailed macaques. Short-tailed macaques, you see, although they are long It has yellow hair, but it looks like a monkey."

"The monkey mother holding the baby is looking at us. We still have some fruit, can we feed it?"

The eldest brother said: "There are not many tourists here, and they won't grab it. Just now everyone left, and they didn't come to get it."

"Ah! I like polite monkeys!"

He Huan looked at the tourist and waved at it. The mother monkey paused, hesitated, and finally hugged the baby monkey and jumped off the branch.

After taking a step and stopping for a while, he slowly came to them, standing two steps away from them, and the fruit was placed on the table.

It didn't grab it either, and looked eagerly at the fruit, then at them, waiting to be handed to it.The little monkey was also hanging on the mother monkey's neck, looking up at them, expecting them to give some fruit.

He Huan said: "Look, such a small monkey has a wrinkled face and an old-fashioned look. Compared with them, the Yunnan snub-nosed monkey has the effect of skin whitening, enlarged eyes, lipstick, and hairstyle. .”

"You understand it very well!"

"Hahaha……"

The mother monkey took a step back holding the baby monkey, turned sideways and hesitated whether to run, and was reluctant to part with the fruit.

Seeing that they were frightened, the tourists quickly suppressed their laughter.

Everyone said: "Okay! Don't say that he is ugly anymore, it won't dare to come here."

"Little Bailong is a face control!"

He Huan couldn't help laughing.Everyone has a love of beauty. Does it have to be called good-looking like the unattractive things on the Internet now, and it is called tolerance, which is political correctness?

But looking at the old and innocent little monkey, He Huan said: "Although it is not good-looking, it is still quite cute."

The tourists couldn't help laughing, "You are too bad! We will know who you say is cute in the future, which is equivalent to saying people are ugly!"

Everyone beckoned again, and the mother monkey slowly turned around holding the baby monkey again.

Everyone handed it an apple, the mother monkey paused, took it carefully, and quickly gave it to the child, and everyone gave it again.

"so cute!"

Both hands took the fruit, and the female monkey put down an apple first.

"Ah! Is it going to have a baby?"

Before the words were finished, the mother monkey threw the baby on her back, picked up the apple and ran away quickly with both feet upright.

"Too smart? Is this going to evolve?"

"Monkeys are very smart." He Huan said.

"After all, he is Xiao Bailong's senior brother!"

"Hahaha..." He Huan thought of the elder brother and sent the monkey photo to the elder brother.

Big brother:?

He Huan: It looks like you, senior brother, you are so old-fashioned!

Big Brother: Come back and drink!

He Huan laughed loudly, is this trying to force him to death?The big brother is the same as this short-tailed macaque, although he is old-fashioned, he is very cute!

He Huan stood up, "Let's go!"

"Ah!" Everyone looked up, "I don't want to leave!"

Seeing that He Huan was unmoved, she had no choice but to clean up the trash. The elder sister hurried over to stop her, "I'll clean it up in a while."

The tourists stopped, "Sister, this meal is so delicious! Thank you for your hard work! How much should we pay?"

"Little Bailong has already paid for it." The eldest sister laughed.

"Ah!" The tourists looked at Xiao Bailong again, "Little Bailong, how much do we want to give you?"

"I invite you to this picnic."

"Ah! Little White Dragon is so good!"

"I love you!"

He Huan smiled and looked at the monkeys in the jungle who were still looking at this side. They might be a family, and the other monkeys did not grab the fruits of the mother and child.

"Leave the fruit here, we're gone, and they'll come get it themselves."

The eldest sister said: "Okay!"

"This monkey is really nice, don't grab it."

He Huan said with a smile: "The monkeys in Yunzhou live in the deep mountains and have little contact with people. They are relatively docile and afraid of people. What's more, there are no severe heat in summer and no severe cold in winter throughout the year, and all kinds of food are also abundant."

Everyone nodded.

A group of people bid farewell to their elder brothers and sisters and left reluctantly.

Holding a stick, the little boy followed them to the car, and shouted: "Brother Xiaobailong! Come back next time!" Turning his head and pointing at the mountain, "My home is in the village on the mountain!"

"Okay!" He Huan replied loudly, waving his hand.

"Next time, bring that sister who blocked your mouth!"

He Huan covered his face, turned his head away, and looked at the laughing tourists, "Who told him this? I'm not afraid to teach bad children!"

Amid the laughter of a car, set off.

"A ticket of 30 yuan is not cheating at all!"

"That's right! With the 30 yuan ticket, we saw so many attractions, as well as ugly and cute animals, and even ate ugly and cute animals!"

He Huan said: "Because most people just go out after looking at a pit. Many people don't know that the admission ticket includes columnar joints and Heiyu River. The scenic spots are far apart, and there are no traffic vehicles in the scenic spot. So here are usually individual tourists who drive by themselves or Don’t be afraid to walk.”

"That's right, ordinary people can't understand pits, but ordinary people can also see the magic of columnar joints!"

"Following Xiaobailong far exceeds the ticket price!"

Leaving the Volcano Geopark, the afternoon sun is hot in the blue sky.

Tourists lamented: "I really love the winter in Yunzhou! It's so warm! The colors are so bright!"

"That's right! There were so many wild flowers by the stream just now. I really can't feel the coming of winter!"

He Huan said: "When I go to Ginkgo Village in the afternoon, I will see the brightest autumn and feel the latest winter."

"Ah!" The tourists became excited.

"We're going to stay in the village until we have dinner and then come back. It's very popular there, especially in the evening! This time we can wear skirts! Do you want to go back and change your dresses?"

The female tourists laughed, "Little Bailong is my favorite! Boys hate waiting for girls to change clothes and make up! You still told us to go back and change clothes and make up!"

Then he said kingly: "Is it possible that he hates you just like he hated monkeys?"

He Huan didn't speak, and the female tourists had already attacked him.

Seeing that the Jiejie King shut up, He Huan said: "Master Zhou, go back to the hotel." Then he looked at the tourists, "In such a beautiful scenery, people are also a landscape, don't let this beauty down."

The female tourists said happily: "Look! The little white dragon can still talk!"

The male tourists all laughed and said nothing.

"Now that the ginkgo is all yellow, I suggest you wear beige or white dresses or windbreakers. If you feel monotonous, you can use hats, silk scarves, hair clips, and a small range of bright colors to embellish it."

"Wow! Little White Dragon has a good aesthetic!"

He Huan said: "I learned from Teacher Qin's collocation in Yunhua's promotional video!"

"Ahhh!" The female tourist was very happy, this is how big stars like elves are treating them!

"We rely on Xiaobailong to make a film today!"

"It is least recommended to wear black, red, and purple. Such high-saturation colors will destroy the harmony of the entire picture."

"Hmm." The female tourist nodded.

Back at the hotel, He Huan gave the tourists half an hour to change clothes and make up.

"Boys should be good green leaves! Go and dress up!"

After everyone went in, He Huan sat in the lobby drinking tea with two single male tourists.

A male tourist looked at He Huan, "Little Bailong, a boy like you is too lethal to girls! You can tell stories, sing, be cheerful, humorous, gentle and patient, take pictures, and give them advice on how to dress. "

"Friends of women!"

He Huan laughed without saying a word. Last time, Teacher Qin said that he was dressed up as an old man. Thinking of this, he felt that he shouldn't have laughed at the elder brother just now.
Wouldn't Mr. Qin be amazed if he saw that he dared to teach tourists how to wear clothes now?
I have seen so many tourists, most of them dress casually, only Long Girl has a strong personal style.

He Huan looked at them, "Aren't you going to change your clothes?"

"Let's forget it, there is no object anyway."

"It's because you don't have a partner that you need to dress up! If you meet someone you like on the road, you'd be embarrassed to strike up a conversation!"

"Ah!" The two quickly stood up and ran towards the room.

He Huan looked at them with a smile on his face.As for myself, I am naturally beautiful, and I don't need to attract the opposite sex, so I don't need to dress up.

After a while, the tourists all came out.

All of them are very nicely dressed.

"Wow!" He Huan applauded first.

A group of male tourists who were trapped looked at each other and immediately applauded.

The female tourists were a little embarrassed, and they all ran up to He Huan happily, and asked one after another: "Little Bailong! Is it good-looking?"

Their partners all looked at them speechlessly.

He Huan nodded with satisfaction.Although he tried his best to make the tourists look good, it would be better if they were well dressed.What's more, he, like Mr. Chen, doesn't like people to destroy the natural picture.Most of the tourist photos destroy the picture.

The female tourist with wavy hair was wearing an apricot-colored windbreaker, and He Huan also praised: "It looks beautiful."

The female tourist pursed her lips shyly and lowered her head.

"Handsome guys and beauties! Let's go!" He Huan waved, and a group of handsome guys and beauties got into the car and went straight to Gingko Village.

In other places, in December, the ginkgo leaves have fallen off.But Ginkgo Village is just golden.

The car is still outside, and a large ginkgo orchard has already been seen.

Walk through gold.

When I parked my car in the village, the sun was covered by yellow clouds.

"Ah!" The tourists couldn't wait to get off the bus.

He Huan didn't care about them, and the tour guide didn't need to follow them all the time.

Remind them: "Eat at Jietou Village at night! Just play around slowly!"

(End of this chapter)