Road idiot tour guide

Chapter 549 When the dragon comes, the root of the imperial city has to be coiled
He Huan took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and handed it to the uncle, who immediately smiled, "Good cigarettes!"

Walking in the rivers and lakes, even though he doesn't smoke, He Huan still carries cigarettes with him.

Li Chaoyun said: "Why don't you give it to me? I miss Yunzhou's cigarettes so much! Why don't you bring me one when you come here?"

"Get lost! Take it back to Yunzhou!"

The driver opened it with a smile and threw him one.

Li Chaoyun took it and looked at He Huan again, "Aren't you going to post the advertisement for me?"

"Go by yourself!" He Huan was speechless, sitting in the car to see how many people were fooled.

"Hey! Can I say that the little white dragon is here? This is the little white dragon regiment. Fifty little white dragon regiments. Tourists will definitely cheer and get into our car!"

The driver also looked at him excitedly. He didn't come to rectify, but to use it as a signboard!
He Huan stared at Li Chaoyun, Li Chaoyun smiled, walked away, and continued to attract tourists.

He Huan asked the uncle, "How long does it usually take to be full?"

"Don't worry, it's very fast. After all, it's the capital, and there are still a lot of people. It's the fastest in September and October. It's crowded and you have to queue up."

He Huan turned his head and looked out the window. He scared away a group of tour guides, and Li Chaoyun's business was down.

The uncle looked at him, still a little suspicious, "Why do you come to Yanjing?"

"play."

"It's not an unannounced visit, is it?"

"Master, you're overthinking. I'm just a tour guide. Why should I make an unannounced visit?" He Huan was thinking. "There is a group recently, I will step on the line first."

"Oh, your tour guide is still in charge. What kind of line does the tour guide follow here? They don't even talk about the scenic spots."

Is it okay to complain about yourself?
But He Huan really doesn't have such a big heart to rectify Yanjing's tourist circle.

Looking out of the window, tourists gradually got into the car. He Huan sat behind the driver, blocked by the fender, and turned his head to look outside. He still didn't want to be recognized.

They are all individual tourists, and no one knows anyone.Accents from south to north gather together in a car.

Sure enough, the car was filled quickly, and Li Chaoyun also got into the car.

He didn't say much in the welcome speech, and started talking about the geomantic omen of the capital.

This feudal superstitious nonsense, He Huan continued to look out the window.

"Climb the Great Wall, eat roast duck, take home the Pixiu from the Ming Tombs! This is what we come to Longmai for! We are not buying Pixiu, we are buying Pixiu. It has nothing to do with spending money, it is making money! Let's invite Pixiu to grab the God of Wealth." The God of Wealth will treat you to roast duck at noon! Get out of the car!"

The car stopped in front of a jade city, and the tourists got out of the car.

He Huan was taken aback, Pixiu, Roast Duck, "What the hell? Isn't it going to the Great Wall?"

"Go to Jade City first, then lunch, 30 yuan, six dishes and one soup, not very tasty, you can eat outside. Then go to the Great Wall in the afternoon, the Great Wall will be finished in an hour."

"What?" He Huan didn't know how he could finish the itinerary on the advertising flyer with such an arrangement, "Don't you have to go to the Ming Tombs this afternoon?"

"The Ming Tombs are just across the road, who will really go there? There is also a specialty shop in the afternoon."

He Huan was speechless. Anyway, in Yunzhou, the route cannot be changed casually, right?Everything on the itinerary will go.By the way, they didn't have an itinerary, and they didn't even sign the contract.

"Then I'm going to the Great Wall! Aren't you lying? You said you would go there in the afternoon and I wouldn't even get in the car!"

"Don't worry, I'll find you a car."

Li Chaoyun walked up to a car, greeted a tour guide who was about to go shopping, and asked her to go to the Great Wall to pick him up later.

"Little Bailong?" The elder sister turned her head and looked at him suspiciously.

"He's here to play, don't be nervous."

"Oh." The eldest sister gave him a lukewarm look, then turned her head to stare at the door.

Li Chaoyun also waited with him.

He Huan pulled him aside, "Is there no bus or taxi here?"

"Yes, it may not be able to take you to Badaling, maybe to the shopping mall and Water City. It costs two to three hundred for you to call a car, no need. She is the regular travel agency you mentioned, at least she really wants to go to Badaling, The tourists will come out after a while, and you just follow them.”

He Huan is dizzy!
But a regular travel agency, okay!

After about 10 minutes, the big sister tourist came out.

Li Chaoyun pushed He Huan, "Get in the car first."

He Huan didn't want to be recognized by the tourists, so he got into the car first, and sat furtively in the corner of the back row, propping his head to cover his face and looking out the window.

The tourists got on the bus one by one with their shopping bags. The eldest sister stood at the door, staring at the tourists' bags. She smiled and flattered her when she saw a lot of them.

That face changes faster than Sichuan opera!
When I got in the car, the elder sister said: "As a tour guide, I can't make money and can't take care of my family. I get up early in the dark, wind and sun. I travel with tourists every day, but I don't have time to travel with my family, so my husband also went to find a little girl.

Throw my own girl to me, I can only throw it at home, come out to play with you and eat, my girl can't eat a mouthful of hot food, why?
Just for the happiness of the bosses, buy more things, you can take them home to send relatives and children, and I can also buy some snacks and toys for my daughter, right?

I bought it and thanked my uncle and aunt on behalf of my daughter.Did not buy..."

The eldest sister glanced over, and a few tourists who didn't buy lowered their heads.

"You have children yourself!"

He Huan was embarrassed for the tourists.

The eldest sister suddenly changed the subject, "Let's not talk about it when we are out, anyway, we all have family members. If you don't buy Pixiu or jade, why don't you buy some special products for your children in the afternoon? Think for others, it's not in vain Serving you! When I go down to Badaling, the cable car is expensive, so I don’t recommend it.”

The tourists looked at the tour guide in unison again. The tour guide is so kind and generous. He still thinks of everyone!

"Take you a cost-effective and easy route. Anyway, if you want to climb, you can't climb it. You know, the Great Wall!
Our car can only be parked at the pulley. If you want to walk, you can only walk to another gate, which is more than ten kilometers away!you go!
You can't even see the scenery when you climb up, so you have to go back the same way, and then walk back and take a car.We will leave when the time comes, we won't wait for you!

There is nothing to eat on it, and there are no toilets, in order to protect the Great Wall.So playing for two hours is enough, come down to eat, we can't wait for you to eat with the whole group.

The pulley is easy to go up, and the essential attractions are included. Everyone goes up to take pictures, comes down to eat, and we will go to the Ming Tombs in the afternoon!Otherwise, we will not be able to go! "

That said, tourists have no other choice.

"Take a pulley for 140 round trips, including tickets, and pay the money."

The eldest sister collected money in a row, and there was nothing she couldn't pay. No one wanted to have nothing to eat, didn't want to have an endless schedule, and didn't want to be complained by the whole group.

One by one, the money was collected smoothly.

The eldest sister walked up to He Huan and showed the QR code.

"I climbed up by myself." He Huan said softly, feeling ashamed involuntarily.

The eldest sister glared at him. He was a tour guide, and she was afraid that he would make irresponsible remarks, and tourists would stop buying tickets.

Turned around and left.

The tourists in the front row look back and see who is so out of gregarious?so brave?

He Huan opened his hands and completely covered his face.Covering your face with your sleeves, you haven't done anything wrong, but you just don't fit in with this world.

At the pulley, tourists hula get off.

After they left, He Huan got up, "Aren't you going to the hiking entrance?"

"No." The driver didn't even look at him, lying on the steering wheel and smoking.

Ok!

"Thank you." He Huan also gave him a pack of cigarettes. After all, he brought him here, so He Huan got out of the car.

The driver looked at his back, the young man was quite sensible!

After He Huan left, he got out of the car and shared cigarettes with several drivers, and couldn't help showing off, "This is from Xiaobailong, try it."

"Ah! What a smoke!"

"Is that really Little White Dragon?"

"What is he doing here?"

"What can he do? The roots of the imperial city have to be coiled when the dragon comes! It has turned upside down in Yunzhou, and the roots of Yanjing's hundreds of years thick city wall have been destroyed! Even the dragon can't penetrate it!"

"Hahaha..." A group of drivers happily shared the good smoke from Yunzhou brought by Xiaobailong.

He Huan walked to the road and called Li Chaoyun, "They stopped when they reached the tackle."

"Don't take the pulley! The pulley is lined up for an hour, sit for 5 minutes, you walk through the hiking entrance, and you will be there in half an hour."

This is really two hours of playing and one hour of queuing!
"Is it far?"

"It's not far, just walk forward. You don't care about anyone! No one wants to pull you into the car! You don't know the way and you sell it to someone, and you don't know where you are! You just follow the arrow and walk over." We're at the hiking entrance!

After entering, there are two sections, north and south!Going up the north section is where their pulley is, tourists go up and down from there, there are many people, and there are fewer people in the afternoon.You can go to the south section first, and go to the north section in the afternoon, and there will be fewer people. "

"Why don't you bring a group and come and bring me!"

"I'm not going to climb the Great Wall with you! I'll get up at two o'clock today to pick you up."

"Two o'clock?"

"Yes! This is my second trip."

"All right, all right, don't exhaust yourself to death."

"hey-hey."

He Huan hung up the phone, followed the arrow and walked over, and it didn't take long to reach the entrance.

Go to the ticket gate and show your tour guide card.

"Where is the tour ticket?" The ticket inspector didn't look at the tour guide card or his face at all, not at all in the Yunzhou scenic spot: ah!Little White Dragon!
Fortunately, He Huan was calm, "Is the tour guide certificate free of admission?"

"A group order is required."

He Huan turned around and went to buy tickets. It was indeed Long Lihai, and his face would have been plastered on the city wall in another place.

Bought tickets and re-entered.

According to Li Chaoyun's suggestion, go to the south section first.Sure enough, the southern section is less crowded and steep, but for He Huan who has climbed Jizu Mountain, this is nothing.

As a tour guide, I stumbled and climbed up the Great Wall. Looking at the inside and outside of the Great Wall, the ups and downs of the mountains and rivers, just covered with tender green, gentle and magnificent, I am still very emotional.

Looking from the southern section, the other side is probably the northern section. It is bustling with people, and there are indeed many tourists.

He Huan spent a while in the southern section before going down.

When I arrived at the northern section at noon, all the tourists went down to eat, and there were a lot fewer people.

He Huan found a shady place to sit down and rest, ate some dry food in his bag, and made a video call to Long Teng.

"Look where I am?" He Huan didn't turn his face to the outside of the wall.

"The Great Wall? Are you alone? Are you not afraid of losing it?"

"I almost lost today!" He Huan talked about his tortuous journey.

Long Teng said with a smile: "In the first place, Yunzhou is considered legitimate."

"Oh, it's okay to look at the scenery, but the human touch is really strong in a small place." He Huan turned the camera around.

Long Teng looked at him, "Eating and drinking everywhere, are you not used to eating dry food now?"

"Hahaha... I will also have this kind of noodles when I go back to Yuzhou. I can't guarantee it in Hangzhou."

He Huan sighed, "How should I put it? I think that in places with great mountains and rivers, people prefer to talk about circles and loyalty. In developed areas, everyone cares about each other, and human relations are relatively weak."

"En." Long Teng nodded.

"But my girlfriend is a girl from the big city!"

Long Teng showed his small canine teeth, and the fairy also ran over, grabbing the screen, thinking that he could sneak into his side to play.

In the afternoon, there are fewer and fewer people, and there are almost no people at three or four o'clock. He Huan came down after watching the sunset on the Great Wall.

Thinking that the bus must be gone, today the bus is also scary, walking down while looking for a bus, it should be more expensive.

Li Chaoyun called: "Where are you? Treat you to dinner."

"Still on the Great Wall."

"I'll go! What's so interesting, a pile of bricks for so long! Are you archaeological?"

"Don't tell me that you have been carrying the Great Wall for half a year and haven't been on the Great Wall yet."

"I'll pick you up."

"Row."

When I arrived at the door, I saw a man with drooping eyebrows leaning against the base of the wall and puffing.

He Huan walked over, "What the hell are you doing now? You're only 23!"

Li Chaoyun turned his head and looked at him, "Oh, I felt like a little boy before I graduated and didn't understand anything, and half a year after I came out feels like half my life has passed."

"Don't play this with me!" He Huan looked at him really a little depressed, "Can you make money?"

"Yes! Here, as long as you slip it into your pocket, it's yours. It's the same whether it's regular or not. Anyway, it's all about selling jade. Selling jade is the fastest way to make money.

The tourists who come to the capital are very naive and tolerant.Although some tourists will call the police when they find out that they have been cheated, the police will ask them to go to the industry and commerce, and the industry and commerce will let them go to the tourism bureau. Complaints are useless, and many cases are simply not accepted.

You can't control the formal ones, but do you think you can manage the irregular ones?Unlike Yunzhou, who did not dare to spend the money he got cheated by his ability, a complaint directly forced a refund.

Even if the tourism bureau here accepts it, he will still let him find a shopping store by himself!Will the shopping store return it?If you dare to go back and ask for a refund, the boss will roll up his sleeves! "

He Huan was speechless.

Li Chaoyun patted him on the shoulder, like a big brother, "Brother, you have rectified Yunzhou tourism, you don't know, even if you don't rectify, Yunzhou tourism is more formal than most places, including many developed cities !"

He Huan didn't know what to say.

Big cities, including cosmopolitan cities all over the world, are full of crooks and thieves.The more prosperous the place, the more filth it can hide.

Tourists only shouted when they went to Yunzhou: Yunzhou is too bad!I will never come to Yunzhou again!
I have never seen anyone shout: Yanjing is too dark!I will never come to Yanjing again!

Because the threat to Yunzhou is effective.Yunzhou is too poor, and we can't develop it indiscriminately if we have resources. To protect the ecological environment, we can only develop tourism.Tourism is a pillar industry. From top to bottom, it is natural to be afraid.

In a big city like Yanjing, tourism is just a cornerstone, not a big industry, and does not affect GDP at all.And in big cities, if you don't come, people will come, so threats are useless.Shout out to be pitiful.

Tourists are also more self-conscious. They only blame themselves for not doing a good job in the strategy when they are fooled, and they never blame Yanjing for the tourist pit.

When I go to Europe and Southeast Asia, I don’t dare to say anything when I’m tricked, and I won’t yell that I won’t come!

This is the charm of a big city!

Seeing that he didn't speak for a long time, Li Chaoyun said: "Brother treats you to dinner, you don't think the money you earn is not clean, do you?"

"Since there is no regular army, or the regular army has the same routine, why do I hate you? Do you really think I am here to save the common people?"

Li Chaoyun held his shoulders, "Let's go."

(End of this chapter)