Road idiot tour guide

Chapter 550
All the way from the bus to the subway, it’s really impossible for no one to take it.

On the subway, Li Chaoyun said: "You go back with me first, I'll change clothes."

"Okay." He Huan looked at him up and down, "Who doesn't know who? You still have to change your clothes! Why don't you wash your hair? But you really should wash your hair!"

"Yes." Li Chaoyun nodded.

He Huan was speechless, but he was not in a hurry to eat, and wanted to see where he lived.

After leaving the subway station, I turned around and got into an alley, and walked into the basement of an old house, and a musty smell came over my nostrils.

He Huan finally saw the basement where Jing Piao lived.

Walking in, it feels like the mouse is going back to the hole, dim and suffocating.

A row of rooms and a row of sinks lined the dark, dank corridor.

Li Chaoyun opened the door of a room, and there was only a bed and a table in the long and narrow room. Shorts and clothes were hanging on the rope in front of the bed, like tattered bed curtains, and one had to bend over when walking.

He Huan pushed the pants on top of his head, "Li Chaoyun! Didn't you say you made money?"

"What do you think? This is Yanjing! The basement is also the basement under the emperor's feet!"

"All right, all right, you're awesome." He Huan looked around, and a few belongings came into view.Looking at the instant noodles under the table and the kettle on the table, "You eat this all day?"

"I can't cook here either. It's expensive to eat out. Anyway, I usually eat company meals and it doesn't cost money. When I don't have a group, I eat instant noodles."

"Are you planning to buy a house in Yanjing so cheaply?"

"I can't afford Yanjing's house if I live another 500 years!"

"Then what are you doing here!"

Li Chaoyun smiled, boiled water, and prepared to wash his hair.

There was no place to sit, so He Huan stood against the wall, remembering that he came to Yanjing to chase after a big sister.

Looking at him suspiciously, "Is your big sister still in touch?"

Li Chaoyun smiled shyly, "I asked her out for dinner today."

"Damn it! Are you going to invite me or that eldest sister?"

"That's my goddess!" Li Chaoyun corrected, and added: "Don't mind. She refused to come out at first, but I said my brother Xiao Bailong came, so she agreed."

"Fuck, shit, shit!" He Huan took a step back, "Take your brother as an offering to the goddess?"

Li Chaoyun smiled at him charmingly, and begged: "You just go, I told her, otherwise she will think I'm bragging."

The water was whirring, Li Chaoyun poured it into the basin, added some cold water, and immersed his head in it.

"Has your goddess ever visited you?"

"how is this possible?"

"Then where do you usually go on a date?"

"Just restaurants and shopping malls."

"Oh." He Huan nodded, watching him wash his hair, "No hotel?"

"We're not what you think, I'm serious about her."

"All right, all right, you're amazing! Is he serious about you?"

Li Chaoyun washed his hair in a hurry and stopped talking.

Pull off the towel on the rope to wipe his hair, and then look for clothes.I rummaged through the box to find a shirt and a fleece vest, put it on, and tried to look like an elite.

During the day, he looks like an uncle, but now, he looks like a child trying to look like an adult.

It's not as good as uncle, at least he has the temperament of a liar, and now he is deceiving people.

But He Huan didn't say anything.When he packs up, I also want to see how divine his goddess is, with such a great charm!
He came out again, took the car again, and it was dark and brightly lit when he came out of the subway station. This was the most confusing moment of He Huan's day.

Follow Li Chaoyun obediently, more like a child than him.

Li Chaoyun, on the other hand, came out of the dark basement and skillfully merged into the feasting and feasting of the metropolis.

Walking straight into Wangfujing, He Huan followed him ignorantly in the bright lights and crowded crowd, not daring to lose a step.

Li Chaoyun led him towards a Japanese food restaurant.

He Huan looked at him, it would take several months of instant noodles to be enough for this meal?

Anyway, I didn't invite him. If I invited him, I would just masturbate casually on the street. I would definitely not choose this Japanese style restaurant.

Inside, a stylishly dressed older sister sat alone in a seat, watching them come, with the corners of her lips curled up.

There is a bit of color, it is the kind that is set off by dressing, which is in line with the saying that there are only lazy women and no ugly women.From the perspective of facial features alone, it is very ordinary.I can't tell the exact age, but he is very mature.

Li Chaoyun walked over as if he had been bewitched, excited, excited, and proud, and he was about to introduce her to me as a friend...

"Little Bailong." The eldest sister had already got up first, and stretched out her hand to He Huan with a smile, "Hello."

"Hello." He Huan cautiously touched her finger and sat down quickly.

"I didn't expect you to be Li Chaoyun's brother!"

"Ha ha."

"This is my goddess." Li Chaoyun sat down beside her with a flattering face, and her sister smiled and sat down in disgust, looking at He Huan tenderly.

Call the waiter over and ask He Huan what he likes to eat?What drink do you want?
After ordering the two, Li Chaoyun took it and ordered his own.

The eldest sister looked at He Huan, "Little Bailong, why did you come to Yanjing?"

"Come and play."

"It is said on the Internet that you are lost, is it true?"

"Who doesn't get lost in this world? Sister, don't you let my brother get lost too, from Yunzhou to Yanjing?"

"Hehe." My sister took a sip of her drink and touched her lips lightly, "I still want to sign up for your group! Can you let me sign up for your group for your brother's sake?"

He Huan smiled, "We won't start a group for now."

"Really withdrawn?"

He Huan smiled, you can't tell her about foreign affairs and activities!

"Actually, it doesn't matter! There must still be many people who are willing to sign up for your group! You start a group and I will be the first to sign up! I think Lu Chi is quite cute!"

"is it?"

"Yes, if you get lost, I can take you with you. But I suspect it was an accident. You are not really lost, are you?"

"it is true."

"Then I'm curious." My sister leaned forward with her chin on her elbows, "Why do you want to be a tour guide? Didn't you know you were lost before?"

"I've known it since I was a child."

"Why then?"

"Read thousands of books, travel thousands of miles, and read countless people."

The elder sister had long curly hair around her chest, and said with a smile: "Then we have the same ambition. I also like reading, traveling, and meeting different people."

"Ha ha."

"Where have you been?"

"It's my first time out of the province."

"You're lying, right? You're a tour guide!"

He Huan smiled.

"I've traveled almost all over the world. If you get lost, you can find me."

"Ha ha."

"You can sing after watching variety shows! I also like to sing, do you want to go together later?"

Li Chaoyun watched them chat enviously and quietly.

When the dishes are served, they are exquisite and expensive.

With a lot of decorations and a small amount of dishes, He Huan ate a few bites casually.The older sister is gentle and keeps talking to He Huan.

Li Chaoyun watched his goddess chatting with his brother, feeling honored.Pour water for her for a while, help her get vegetables for a while, get tissues for her for a while, and keep busy.From time to time, the eldest sister showed disgust at being disturbed.

He Huan was a little bit on pins and needles, he had almost eaten, and said, "I'm going back, and I have to go out for a walk tomorrow."

"Where do you want to go? I'll show you the way!"

"Hehe, don't bother."

My sister pushed Li Chaoyun, and Li Chaoyun got up to pay the bill.

Under the table, sharp nails suddenly scratched He Huan's leg. He Huan was startled, and immediately stepped aside, ready to stand up.

A hand suddenly took his hand and pulled it to his leg, and He Huan pulled it out abruptly.

The elder sister looked at him affectionately, "Xiao Lu is crazy, reading thousands of books is not as good as traveling thousands of miles, traveling thousands of miles is not as good as reading countless people, and reading countless people is not as good as having someone lead the way."

He Huan stood up, "Sister, you are too deep, let Li Chaoyun go."

"You beg me!"

He Huan turned around.

"Can I add a WeChat?"

"No."

"I asked Li Chaoyun to push it to me."

"I won't add it if I push it to you."

"Are you afraid that your girlfriend will be jealous? Don't worry, I'm not the kind of woman who makes a lot of noise. I think being a man means being free and easy."

"Sister, if you are so free and easy, let Li Chaoyun go."

The elder sister smiled and said, "I didn't let him go, he was the one pestering me!"

The eldest sister stood up, "Let's go to Sanlitun and have a drink? I'll treat you. I'll let him go when I'm happy."

He Huan walked straight away, not wanting to put himself in it.Li Chaoyun is crazy!

What kind of goddess is she who invites him to dinner?Is this inviting him to dinner?What the hell is a goddess?

Li Chaoyun was at the cash register, looked at his back, and was stunned for a moment, "Hey, I'll take you back!"

"I'll go back by myself."

He Huan left, and Li Chaoyun went back to find his goddess.My sister also walked over with a small bag on high heels, and went out in a tuk-tuk-tuk.

Li Chaoyun didn't stop, and called He Huan suspiciously: "Where did you make an appointment?"

"You're crazy! I'm going back to the hotel by myself."

"But my goddess is gone too."

"It's none of my business! Your goddess is nothing to me."

"you……"

This one is truly murderous!

Li Chaoyun stood lonely at the door of the restaurant, smoking again.

Take a taxi back to the hotel, it's very close.

Walking into the lobby, the mobile phone rang a WeChat notification tone.He Huan took out his phone and looked, it was really pushed to that woman, so add WeChat.

He Huan called Li Chaoyun: "You pushed my WeChat to her?"

"Just add her."

"Are you sick? Li Chaoyun! Can you have some ambition? As for your goddess, I advise you to protect yourself! The soul is your own, whoever you love, and the body is given by your parents. You should cherish the important points." Bar!"

"What do you mean? You really think I'm sick?"

"How do I know? I advise you to go back to Yunzhou! Tourists in Yunzhou are normal people now! Mingming and Mengmeng are doing very well!
You live in the basement in Yanjing, work as a black tour guide, eat instant noodles, live like a mouse, invite the goddess to eat Japanese food, go shopping, you have a bit of self-abuse disease!

What is the difference between you and tightening your belt to reward the female anchor?Li Chaoyun!You wake up!You are completely self-impressed!

If you don't spend the money on yourself first, and raise your own style, do you think that if you save money and give it to the other party, the other party will like you?
The other party thinks you have been taken advantage of!Boring to entertain you!Do you feel very cool?Do you think you are the saddest and greatest man in the world? "

Li Chaoyun didn't speak, and He Huan hung up, really, don't worry, I'm a softie, and no one else can help me.It's just roommates for four years, we eat, live and play together, seeing him like this, I still hate iron for steel!

Wake up in the morning, have breakfast in the hotel restaurant and go to the Forbidden City.

It is indeed easy to get lost in the Forbidden City, and He Huan does not want to find Li Chaoyun.

If I can't get out at noon, I call Director Lin, "I can't get out of the Forbidden City."

"Hahaha... where are you?"

"Where am I?" He Huan looked around and described his surroundings. Fortunately, his description skills were pretty good.

"I see, I'll be here in a while."

"Okay." He Huan obediently sat on the steps to rest.

After a while, Director Lin and the other three tour guides came. He Huan stood up like a relative, "The Forbidden City is too big! I will never leave the Palace as an emperor!"

"Hahaha..." Several people laughed and took him out for dinner first.

He Huan said, "I haven't finished my shopping yet. If I come in this afternoon, do I have to buy a ticket again?"

"Let you buy a ticket?" Director Lin frowned, "Which door?"

"Well...it's the door near the hotel. Don't you have to buy a ticket if you don't have a tour ticket?"

The female tour guide smiled and said: "General tour guides are like this. The Forbidden City hates tour guides. They think they are nonsense and uneducated. So even if they lead a group, they don't welcome tour guides. They all hope that tourists will invite their guides. They are specialized Those who have been trained and eat public meals, think of themselves as our family in the palace."

Several guides laughed.

"But you, why should they? Don't worry, we will come together in the afternoon, and you can see if he accepts tickets."

During the meal, He Huan talked about the experience of going to the Great Wall yesterday, and several people laughed.

"If there is no formal one, what are you doing?"

Several people looked at each other and said with a smile: "We mainly make entry."

"Entry and exit?"

"Yes, take a group abroad, or pick up foreign tourists."

"Oh." He Huan nodded, "Only entry and exit are relatively formal?"

"How should I put it? Foreign tourists come to Yanjing, and those travel agencies that offer low-cost tours can't take them. The second one still represents the image of the country. Those who can do inbound business also need qualification review. Of course, the tour fee is also higher. .”

"If you go abroad, there are more people going to Europe from Yanjing, and the tour fare is quite high. The tour fares in Southeast Asia are low. It is because Guangxi and your Yunzhou do more, and most of the low-cost tours are there. Going out is also shopping. .Of course, when the European group goes out, they also buy luxury goods, and tourists have relatively stronger spending power.”

"The good tour guides here in Yanjing basically make entry, because it is really hard to make money in the domestic area, and they are all monopolized by low-priced tour groups. It is impossible to do domestic business. If the quotation is high, the guests will not consider.

Unlike your Yunzhou, most of them are for a week. There are not many scenic spots around Yanjing, and they are basically one-day tours, and the scenic spots are concentrated in Yanjing.

A few scenic spots, tickets, transportation, explanations, and meals, add up to four or five hundred, which means pure fun.But more than two hundred tourists will definitely not consider it.

Anyway, they are all in Yanjing. If your quotation is high, he will definitely be willing to go by himself.If you find it troublesome to go by yourself, you will sign up for a cheap group.Therefore, low-priced groups of tens of hundreds are very popular. "

"The group fee for their one-day tour is not enough for the tip of the outside group! We simply give up this market."

"Oh." He Huan nodded.understand.

"So tour guides have to take the tour leader certificate and foreign language tour guide certificate if they have the conditions. It's still easy to earn 30 million yuan a year. There are even higher ones with experience. Top-notch tour guides are scarce, so there is no need to compete in the low-price market. Although they are all tour guides , but there is no intersection."

He Huan nodded, thinking of Li Chaoyun, and looking at them again, they are really living at the bottom, but they are already elites, representing the top of the industry.

In fact, he himself is also a top player in the industry, but he has been with everyone all the time without any special feelings. He also likes everyone's straightforwardness and rudeness.

(End of this chapter)