Road idiot tour guide

Chapter 92 The king called me to patrol the mountain

"Wow!" He Huan looked at it, "Master! You are here! The goblins in Stone City are waiting for you! You say that you are so thin and tender, I am not afraid of you, but I am afraid that your feet will slip." If you throw it into the goblin cave, you will become ready-made Tang monk meat!"

"Hahaha……"

After interrupting, He Huan looked at the tourists, "As we all know, what is Stone Town most famous for?"

"Ashima!"

"Wrong! Brother, tell them!" He Huan turned around, crossing his arms arrogantly and shyly.

What is this for?The tourists smiled and looked at him curiously.

The elder brother smiled and said, "The most famous person in Stone City is Little White Dragon! If I hadn't been his elder brother, you wouldn't have seen him today! You have to queue up to see him!"

"Wow!" Everyone looked at He Huan.

He Huan smiled and didn't speak.

The elder brother glanced at him.

He Huan continued to lean sideways, leaning his ears, "Keep boasting! It's not enough!"

"Hahaha..." The tourists leaned forward and back together.

I really convinced him!Who will explain it?To lead him the way, but also to cheer him up!

The elder brother laughed and said, "There is a famous poem in Stone City: Looking at the big rock from a distance, it is big when you look up close! The rock is really big, it is really big!"

The tourists are already laughing.

"There's more to come later!" He Huan reminded.

Tourists are also curious.

The elder brother smiled at him and asked the tourists, "Do you know what it is?"

Tourists shook their heads.

"The stone is so beautiful, it's not as good as the little white dragon. From now on, when I look at the stone, I think of the little white dragon."

"Wa hahaha……"

"Wow! Hahaha..." He Huan imitated them and turned around, "This is not Xiaobailong's boasting. As we all know, only senior brothers like to boast, and they always report his family name wherever they go!
How was my old grandson back then... My little Bailong was silent, never like him. "

The tourists laughed, and the elder brother also looked at him and laughed.

He Huan said with a smile: "This is a poem written by a tourist for me! Really!"

Everyone nodded, "Okay! We believe it!"

He Huan turned around and led the tourists into a sharp stone forest.

"Everyone, please look, this is called the Mountain of Swords and the Sea of ​​Fire. The big stone city is full of this kind of sword-shaped stones. It tells the story of the senior brother going up the mountain of swords and descending into the sea of ​​fire, refining his eyes of fire, and discovering the genius of Little Bailong!"

The tourists laughed.

The elder brother smiled and listened to his nonsense.

He Huan didn't talk nonsense, "Look carefully, is this scene familiar?"

Tourists look up.

He Huan said: "Several episodes of Journey to the West were filmed in Stone City. Let me remind you!" He Huan jumped onto a big rock, "I'll call you, do you dare to agree?"

"dare!"

"Okay! I'm calling! Listen up, everyone! Monk!"

"Hahaha……"

"master!"

"Hahaha……"

"Prince Charming!"

"Hey!" The tourists answered in unison.

"Hahaha……"

He Huan stood on the rock and looked at them, "You have left my little white dragon speechless, I have never seen anything like this..."

Everyone looked at him with a smile, but with murderous intent!If he wants to name a shameless person, he will be miserable!
"Handsome and unrestrained Yushu is a romantic and suave man!"

"Hahaha..." The tourists laughed.

"Although it's still a bit worse than my little white dragon."

Tourists are laughing and looking for their heads, mainly looking down for stones.

He Huan said with a smile: "The Lotus Cave, the Golden Horn King and Silver Horn King, can be said to be the most tortuous and joyful episode in "Journey to the West"! This episode was filmed in Stone City!"

"Wow!" The tourists looked around again.

"You guys are much more relaxed today. At that time, Stone City was rough, and the actors were crawling and rolling in the rocks. They couldn't be fairies if they didn't have any skills.

remember?King Jinjiao drew portraits of the master and apprentice and asked King Yinjiao to catch them.If you catch it wrong, don't eat it.This proves that King Golden Horn and King Silver Horn are not Aquaman. "

"Hahaha..." The tourists staggered, especially the female tourists.

He Huan looked at them, "How handsome they were when they were Taishang Laojun's boys, but they were still cute when they were fairies, right? Right? Female Bodhisattvas?"

"Yes!" Several female tourists answered loudly.

"After all, there are very few people as handsome and cute as me." He Huan turned and walked forward.

The tourists reacted and laughed like crazy.

Eldest brother can't laugh or cry.

He Huan turned around and reminded them, "You have come to the goblin's nest now, don't get carried away!"

"Who is getting carried away?" Several female tourists laughed so hard!

A group of tourists happily followed him through the narrow and steep stones.

Walking to the wide area, He Huan turned around, "In that episode, there was a grandson of Xingzhe, a grandson of Xingzhe, and another grandson of Xingzhe!" Sun Juexing!"

"Hahaha……"

Eldest brother was speechless.

"So this is the endless changes of the elder brother!"

Laughing all the way up to the Wangfeng Pavilion, looking at the Shifeng like a forest of swords and swords, it is spectacular!

He Huan said: "The ingenious workmanship is fully reflected here! This is what nature has figured out bit by bit!"

Tourists nodded.He Huan took pictures of them.

Coming down from the Wangfeng Pavilion, He Huan said, "Everyone, goblins! Sing a song!"

The tourists couldn't stop laughing.

"Don't be shy, come on, fine ghosts, clever bugs, give them a head start, and sing that the king asked me to patrol the mountains."

The tourists looked at each other, "Who is the fine ghost? The clever bug?"

He Huan looked back at the senior brother, "Didn't you become a smart ghost and a clever bug, senior brother? Just pretend to be confused here?"

The elder brother was speechless, but the tour guide was not stage fright, especially since the tourists were all looking at him with a smile on his face.

"Your Majesty asked me to patrol the mountain..." the eldest brother started.

Everyone looked at each other, one opened his mouth and the second followed, and he really started singing!
It caused other tourists to look at their group.

But today, the Torch Festival has gone to the Black Forest. Dashicheng is rarely quiet, and the cheerful singing echoes among the strange stone peaks.

The elder brother looked at him, and only a tour guide like him could make tourists sing!
Singing uplifted his spirits, he went to Little Rock City again. He Huan said, "Why is Stone City so closely related to my brothers and sisters? In "Journey to the West", Xiao Bailong only changed his human form three times. Do you remember? ?”

"Remember! It's the episode of Saving the Princess of Baoxiang Country!"

"That's right! At that time, the big brother was chased back to Huaguo Mountain by the master, and he met the yellow-robed monster. That episode was also filmed in Stone City."

"Wow!"

"Everyone be careful now. At that time, it was my master who was afraid of death and starvation."

"Hahaha……"

"Thirsty and hungry, I remembered that the senior brother was here, and asked the second and third senior brothers to go to Huazhai, but they couldn't come for a long time, so they walked around after a meal, and fell into the cave of the yellow-robed monster.

Speaking of this yellow robe monster!That is a very good man!The goblin around him took bad things about his wife as green tea, and was tricked by his wife.

The key is to be so angry that you don't want to do anything to your wife. If your wife says to let him go, let him go, and if your wife pretends to be sick, she will spit out golden pills!Catching Tang Seng is also to make his wife live forever.

How many men can do what he does now?So the princess of Baoxiang Kingdom is a little out of character!When you were in the sky, you seduced Kui Mulang and went down to earth to become a husband and wife, and you whimpered every day and wanted to go back to your Baoxiang Kingdom to be a princess!
However, it's not Baihua's shame, it's Huangpao's own fault.Do you know why? "

Everyone looked at him with a smile to see how he washed.

(End of this chapter)