Road idiot tour guide

Chapter 93 Female Bodhisattva, Don't Do This
"You said that when he went to see the father-in-law, he also knew how to be more handsome, and all the monarchs and ministers of Baoxiang Kingdom were stunned, and they all praised him for his talent!
When meeting someone for the first time, and to meet a group of men, you know how to put on makeup.Show your original shape in front of your favorite woman every day!how?You've become handsome, isn't my wife worthy? "

"Hahaha..." The tourists laughed wildly.

"Of course, Xiao Bailong has always been handsome. I can't understand the bad behavior of the male goblin in Journey to the West."

"Hahaha……"

"Those female fairies want our master to follow her. They have to shave their hair and come with a whitening package. My brother is yelling, and the dancer is dancing! What? You men like this, but women don't?"

The female tourist laughed and nodded my head.

"You are a male god who married a princess, and you let yourself go like this. You look dark and rough, and you always dig out your heart, lungs, and golden core. Wouldn't it be better to put on makeup when you have that time? It's more beautiful than the soul?"

The tourists were dying of laughter.

He Huan is still serious.

"Do you know why she likes you? Because you are handsome! What have you changed? It looks like you fell on your face when you came down to earth, and dropped a few holes on the rocks! You also boast that true love doesn't scratch your skin! Just ask You: The princess looks like this, do you like it?"

"Hahaha……"

"So, my brothers, it's useless to be nice to women, first to be nice to yourself! If you have an umbrella in your bag, fight! If you don't have an umbrella in your bag, go to rub the umbrella! Which young lady came over and opened the umbrella for me?"

"Hahaha……"

A young lady came to him with a sun umbrella. Seeing that the young lady was struggling to lift it, He Huan took it over, "I didn't do it for myself, I just wanted to help her hold the umbrella."

The tourists laughed, and the young lady stood beside him and looked up at him, hooking his arm.

Eldest brother looked at him, flirt, let's see how you end up?

"Female Bodhisattva, don't do this." He Huan looked down at her, "My little white dragon is the prince of Xihai, and I will become the man who will become the king of the sea in the future."

"Hahaha..." The tourists leaned forward and back together, really blackmailing themselves.

He Huan said solemnly: "But my eldest brother is too serious, and Xiao Bailong dare not act presumptuously in front of him."

The tourist laughed, the young lady blushed and glanced at the elder brother.Eldest brother held back his smile, what does it have to do with me?But knowing that He Huan was looking for a shield, he didn't say anything.

The young lady pursed her lips and let go.

He Huan immediately diverted her embarrassment, "Let me guess a riddle for you guys! Eldest brother, hold an umbrella!"

The tourists looked at the big brother and didn't understand.

"It's unnecessary!" He Huan said.

"Hahaha..." The tourist squatted down with a smile.

The eldest brother couldn't bear it any longer and ran to him and slapped him on the back.

It doesn't hurt, He Huan said with a smile: "Although it's unnecessary, my Buddha is merciful and all living beings are equal. Please trouble some female Bodhisattva to cover him up. As we all know, my elder brother has the best relationship with female Bodhisattvas!"

"Hahaha……"

A beautiful woman went to help the elder brother hold an umbrella.

The elder brother is smiling, it's okay in the morning, but the sun is so strong that men can't resist it.The sun is like a needle piercing the body, and it is easy to suffer from heat stroke if it is exposed to the sun.

He Huan didn't prepare the scene like this, and the male tourists were really embarrassed to rub the umbrellas of the female tourists.

At this moment, the man helped to hold the umbrella, and there was no need to bask in the sun, and the whole team became closer.

He Huan returned to the topic: "The Monkey King episode is one of the few episodes in Journey to the West that you can watch and cry, right?"

"Ok!"

"The relationship conflict between the master and the apprentice unfolded violently in this episode. I was more anxious and excited than reading a romance novel!"

"You still read romance novels!" The tourists caught the point.

"My sister's." He Huan said, "The domineering president fell in love with me. I watched it with great relish!"

"Hahaha……"

"In that episode, my little white dragon, who had very few roles, had a chance. I turned into a beautiful woman." He Huan looked proud.

The tourists laughed.

He Huan waited for them to finish laughing, "Who is the one who can turn into a beautiful woman? It must be the handsome little brother!"

"Hahaha..." A big brother raised his head and laughed, "I've never seen anything like this..."

He Huan looked at him with a smile and said in his eyes: I will give you a chance to organize your words well.

"Handsome and unrestrained Yushu is a romantic and suave man!"

"To the point!" He Huan nodded.

The tourists laughed like crazy.

Eldest brother can't laugh or cry.

He Huan looked over from the young lady beside him, looked at several female tourists, and did not ignore any of them, "Although the little white dragon is beautiful, he is still not as good as the female Bodhisattvas!"

The female Bodhisattvas smiled.

The elder brother secretly said: He really has the potential of a sea king!

Passing the Five Elements Mountain, He Huan ran over and said excitedly: "Everyone, take a look! Everyone, take a look! You have come to the hometown of the elder brother!"

The elder brother looked at him speechlessly.

He Huan pointed to the hole, "This is the hole that presses down on my elder brother!" He Huan looked at the elder brother, "Eldest brother, do you want to go in and try again?"

The tourists laughed.The elder brother smiled and patted him on the back.

Seeing tourists eager to try, He Huan said: "Don't try it! Anyone who wants to get in will not be able to participate in the Torch Festival! The little white dragon will come to you with meat, vegetables, and wine."

Everyone looked at him and thought that this little white dragon is very good!

"Let you watch me eat." He Huan just finished.

"Hahaha..." How cheap!The tourists all ran over and pushed him into the hole.

This is a group of young people who came to participate in the Torch Festival. They all grew up watching the 86 version of "Journey to the West".

Joyfully followed the Westward Journey of Big Brother and Little White Dragon.Unconsciously, at noon, no one felt tired.

After visiting Stone City, He Huan greeted tourists to get on the battery car, "Prince Charming! Female Bodhisattva! Now we are going back to Dongtu Tang!"

Tourists happily ran into the car.

The battery car is driving, and the wind is blowing, so cool!
A tourist said: "Little Bailong! Don't you know how to become a beautiful woman? You give us women's clothing!"

"Senior brother is the one who turns into the most beauties! Why don't you let him give you women's clothing! As we all know, my senior brother is also a male goblin who likes to show off. He is the happiest when he is so ugly that he scares people!"

A busload of tourists laughed, and the elder brother looked at him with a half-smile.

"But when he turned into a beautiful woman, he was really enchanting! It shows that he also has capital!"

"Hahaha……"

The elder brother smiled.It's over, you know it's redeemed?
After getting off at the coach parking lot, He Huan went to the front and bowed, "The Journey to the West ends here! Thank you benefactors for following along all the way and helping Xiao Bailong complete his merits and virtues! Thank you for your hard work!"

A big brother said: "The beauty of the motherland depends on the mouth of the tour guide! The mouth of the little white dragon makes people linger!"

Tourists applauded.

He Huan looked at the eldest brother, "Brother, my mouth makes you linger, isn't that good?"

"Hahaha……"

He Huan took out the feedback form and walked up to the eldest brother, "Brother, write down what you just said, and I will show it to our leader."

The tourists laughed.

He Huan distributed the watch to them, "You all write like this! This is a unified template for praise! There is no cashback, it's all voluntary!"

The tourists wrote seriously while laughing.

Both the elder brother and the driver looked at him with smiles, and there was no one else who wanted good reviews from tourists willingly!

After receiving the unified praise and feedback form, He Huan threw the bell and walked happily to the visitor center.

The tourists laughed and said, "He's so funny!"

The elder brother sighed, and when he was proud, he couldn't figure out the direction, pointed to the side, and said loudly: "The visitor center is over there!"

"Huh?" He Huan turned his head, "How do you know I'm going to the visitor center?" Come back and walk to the side, "I'm just playing!"

"Hahaha……"

"Little Bailong is really fun!" After getting on the bus, the tourists were still full of enthusiasm.

　It's the last day, let's hand over all the surplus food! (*^▽^*)
　　
　
(End of this chapter)